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***boom*** · 12-20-2020, 06:40 PM

For the SMJHL, two players that should absolutely be on the Western All-Star team are Whalers wingers Valtterri Kauppinen and KnockedOut ByOvechkin. Both players are on near-PPG pace and really leading the team, especially on the power play. They would be flanking Colorado Raptors centre Josh Dolphin, who has had a breakout season with 38 points so far. On defense, we'll go with the offensively gifted Chris Goodname and Vili Tuga'tuga'bo'atu, who has been one of the best defensive defensemen in the league. In net, I'd have to go with Chimkin Tendy of Arizona, who is having a stellar season.

***Blastmeaway*** · 12-20-2020, 07:03 PM

S57 All-Team Team

C - Tornoto - CENTER OF THE HOCKEY WORLD
F - Buffalo - Big bull like power forward
F - Rage - See above ^
D - Nola - Specter sneak up, go boo
D - Inferno - when they get burnt they just rise from the ashes.
G - Monarch - no standup, only budderfly.

Shout out to ml002, schultzy, slashacm, tedward!
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09-05-2018, 10:04 PMBeaver Wrote: Wow look what the PT affiliation has done to our pristine league.

12-19-2018, 12:31 AMBeaver Wrote: I personally blame the PT affiliation for handing out massive amounts of free TPE to all these players, inflating the TPE they're at when they get called up.

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***Hallsy*** · 12-20-2020, 07:15 PM

Dick Clapper -LW

Michael Scarn - C

Theo Morgan - RW

Samuel Michaud

Gabriel Johnson

A Jobin

I don't think there is a line-up that could match up to these 6 players they are dominate and play an all round game.

Bongo · 12-20-2020, 07:19 PM

Here is my S57 All Handsome Team: An amalgamation of the most handsome SHL players to date. Everyone on this list is really cool/hadnsome/smart.

F- Eko Van Otter
F- Dick Clapper
F- Mitchell Van Der Heijden
D- Adam Friedland
D- Gabe Johnson
G- JOBIN

Leoben · 12-20-2020, 07:26 PM

I present the S57 All-Jo team which consists of all players who have 'Jo' in their name. However, the 'Jo' has to make a 'Joe' sound and not a 'Joh' sound like 'John.' So sorry to all the Johns and Johnsons out there.

The S57 All-Jo Team

W - Josef Kubinec - Renegades

W - Elijah Jones - Inferno

(last names count)
C- Joseph Weston - Dragons

(I know you're a winger but we're moving you for the sake of making a team)
D - Joseph Fantobens - Renegades

D - Pojo Biscuit - Jets

G - A Jobin Steelhawks

(I'm not sure how to pronounce the last name but you're literally the only option)

***SpartanGibbles*** · 12-20-2020, 07:27 PM

I would make the SHL All Star Mayosota Chefs team if given the chance. We have tons of great food made by our team and what better way to celebrate.
Collin Gibbles
Mika Mayfield
Cal Labovitch
Mathias Seger
Jack Klompus
Marcus Tegernako

JNH · 12-20-2020, 07:37 PM

S57 All-Chicago Discord Team

C - Eraser Girl
LW - Chair Girl
RW - Daddy Girl
LD - Foxy
RD - Patty's Ghost
G - Mat Smith

Mat's a future legend, he had to make it.

**Lime** · 12-20-2020, 07:39 PM

The Goon Squad

Maxime Bouchard Dragons

Manuel Gotze Inferno

Julio Tokolosh Blizzard

Nat Emerson Platoon

Rex Kirkby Inferno

Luca Del Vecchio Platoon

I tried to make the best team I could using only the top 25 players in PIM. For a goalie, I used the one with the most saves, and therefore the one that could take the hardest beating. What I came up with is actually a really good team. I was surprised to find Tokolosh and Bouchard on this list, both being very successful forwards this season points-wise. Emerson and Kirkby are both top tier defenders as well, and Del Vecchio has a good save percentage to boot. I think this team would actually fair pretty well provided the other team was not so efficient on the power play.

The Insult to Injury

Maxime Bouchard Dragons

Michael Scarn Steelhawks

Jimmy Slothface Panthers

Alexander Wang Stampede

Corey Kennedy syndicate

Elizabeth Doyle Stampede

So I made exactly the team that the Goon Squad would hate to play against using the top 25 in power play points and- wait Bouchard is on both? That's awkward. But either way, you have some serious goal scorers up top including the league points leader in Scarn. Then backing them up are Wang and Kennedy who are assist masters on the power play. Great set up. In goal we have Elizabeth Doyle, who has plenty of experience on the power play considering Buffalo has a lot of power play points.

The Big Scary

Maxime Bouchard Dragons

Michael Scarn Steelhawks

Julio Tokolosh Blizzard

Augustus Wang Stampede

Rex Kirkby Inferno

Knox Booth Panthers

And now we have the IS THAT BOUCHARD AGAIN? Damn that guy gets around. Anyway this is supposed to be the real All-Star team, but theres apparently a lot of overlap. In fact we've seen all of these guys before except for booth. Looks like to be the best of the best you gotta be able to dish it out and take it. All of these guys are major point farmers and Knox Booth is looking like the advanced stat favorite for the McBride this season. I won't be surprised if these guys end up sweeping the awards season.

The PEDs

Rotticus Scott Steelhawks

Rotticus Scott Steelhawks

This team is full of players that are clearly cheating. Perhaps something should be done about them?

The Surprises

Ethan Price Wolfpack

Jon Forty-One Blizzard

Rotticus Scott Steelhawks

Augustus Wang Stampede

FR Finn-Rhys Blizzard

Cillian Kavanagh Renegades

These are some names I never thought I'd see doing so well this season. Ethan Price is killing it for a second season player. Jon Forty-One is one of a couple Edmonton players that has come out of the woodwork. Rotticus Scott is clearly cheating. Augustus Wang is way better than we anticipated in Buffalo. FR Finn-Rhys is a top fantasy player right now. Cillian Kavanagh made the move to Texas which explains a lot.

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