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Muford · 02-25-2021, 08:33 PM

Trouble in paradise? There have been many rumors swirling and we finally got the inside scoop of what has been happening out in Tampa Bay since the season started. There was some friendly chirping between Rookie Sensation Vladmir Petrov and Seasoned Veteran Ambacas Cuddles. Something was said though, that we have not been informed yet that caused a fight. Suddenly, in the leaked footage, you see Vladmir and Ambacas in each other’s faces, chirping away. Suddenly, Vladmir slaps Ambacas’ leg with his stick and a fight breaks out. Punches were thrown, faces were bloodied, and the teammates had to be pulled off each other. We reached out to Ambacas for comment.

There has been no response from his agent or himself yet. You would think that such a high-class citizen of the world, such as Ambacas Cuddles would respond to such outrageous claims that he spoke about Vladmir’s mother, but clearly, there is some bad blood there. We then reached out to Vladmir Petrov to see what he would have to say about the situation.

“Ambacas Cuddles? More like Joke. You know? You do not just get away with talking about my family and thinking that you would not get a fist to your face. You think just because you have been around the block a few times, you can get away with it, but you cannot. We all know Ambacas Cuddles’ mother has been around the block a few times, and we know for a fact he does not know who his father is. At least I know who my parents are.”

These harsh words had reached Ambacas Cuddles and yet there was still no rebuttal from him. Savvy moves by the veteran, or someone who knew they were in the wrong?

It also seems like, at least to this reporter, that these harsh words between the two players have fallen over into the standings for the Tampa Bay Barracuda. They are now 3-7 in their last 10 games. It looks like this feud has carried over to the team and has affected their performance. We’re hoping that Ambacas Cuddles and Vladmir Petrov can try and settle this issue quickly so Tampa Bay can get back on the road to victory and get out of this horrendous slump that the Barracuda are in. Hopefully there can be some rekindling of these two fine gentlemen soon.

Ambacas Cuddles and Vladmir Petrov need to put their differences aside to get the main goal back at head, which is get the Barracuda back to the playoffs.

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LordBirdman · 02-25-2021, 09:29 PM

The worst kept secret in the SHL is that Ambacas Cuddles is an extremist vegan terrorist

trella · 02-25-2021, 09:50 PM

Yeah I’m responding an hour later cuz this bozo and his antics aren’t worth my immediate attention. Don’t be mad I fucked your mom. She’s a grown woman she made her own choice.

The comments you made about my mother and father are just completely baseless, as it is well known that my mom is Sam Manson from Danny Phantom and my dad is SHL HoFer Teddy Cuddles. My mother has only banged Danny and my dad.

And yes @LordBirdman I am a extremist vegan. I got powers too. Like that guy in Scott Pilgrim vs The World.

Thanks to @karey and @JSS for the sigs!

Former USA Fed Head, Carolina Kraken Co-GM, Tampa Bay Barracuda GM

Fitted2106 · 02-25-2021, 10:19 PM

I'm suprised this isnt FHN

PremierBromanov · 02-25-2021, 11:22 PM

locker room cancer cuddles

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