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Duff101 · 03-02-2021, 03:57 PM

I'm gonna jump on the bandwagon and say i want TPE for real world money. I think that 1 TPE = 10000 dollars is a fair amount for a trade.

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*traphag* · 03-02-2021, 08:04 PM

Dinner time is fast approaching and I think I'm going to order some delivery. I would like to exchange 25 TPE in exchange for a bowl of pho delivered to me right here, right now. I'll even customize it with weird topping to make sure nobody orders the same thing as me. Mmm...pho.

Kalakar · 03-02-2021, 08:33 PM

I'll gamble all of my 1903 claimed TPE to be transported into an alternate reality that actually has a finished Game of Thrones book series as well as a great final season of the HBO show.

Naosu · 03-02-2021, 09:09 PM

There are only about 350 active people, this can't be too hard right? Right? If it's combined exchange rate that should be relatively simple, but if it's only the item disregarding that it could be a little harder. I would like to trade in 6 TPE for 82% of one of my mortgage payments. Thank you Smile

FinnRhys · 03-02-2021, 09:44 PM

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I am willing to risk all 1,954 TPE that I have to my name for the opportunity to receive lifetime tacos. Lets face it, the risk is absolutely worth the reward. I mean, who doesn't believe tacos are worthy of all my TPE... and if I win? I get a shit ton of tacos... ALL... THE... TIME!!!!

FINN RHYS

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Keenan · 03-02-2021, 09:56 PM

I would trade each TPE for a one time use PT pass. Obviously I'm not going to have this site job forever, but the PT pass is awesome, and I never want to be without it ever again.

*Festinator* · 03-03-2021, 12:28 AM

I'll be trading in 100 TPE for 100 signed checks of $1 million from michael bloomberg. I will take that $100 and retire immediately from my job irl and put all my focus into the SHL to gain back the 100 TPE I lost with all my extra time I will have gotten for myself.

Velevra · 03-03-2021, 12:51 AM

I would happily exchange all of my TPE in order to give Daniel Smeb a 2000 TPE bonus. The reason being he can then play at 4000 TPE and still suck so I can make fun of him.

Mazatt · 03-03-2021, 01:51 AM

If I was going to convert my hard earned TPE into some real, tangible asset, man it better be worth it. Off the top of my head there are some things that would be worth it.

Increasing grades via spending TPE: This is just gravy. I already spend time meant for working on the SHL, and this would allow me to write more for TPE, money, and do frequent updating. I mean, fuck, I have an essay due Friday. It'd be so easy to say "here, take 10 TPE and add that to my mark until it's respectable, I'll just regress out of Bravery." Then I could finally do all the trade trees/history dives I want, I could ignore exams, I could beef with people in an online forum. Everything I'd want to do would be right there for me...

Weight Loss: I don't know what the proper ratio on this is, but the amount of effort working out and maintaing a healthy diet is, relative to how easy pumping out predcitions and PT's is, I think it's an easy choice. Even for something like .1 lb for 1 TPE, I coud manage to drop about 13 lb's while still maintaining top 20 status for the S55 draft class. Just thinking about how much that would streamline my ability to maintain proper health and dedicate my time to places I care about is gravy.

The big one; putting TPE into attributes: I'm not going to lie, despite skating for all of my life I pretty much play like I have a 1 in all attributes but defensive awarness. Nothing against the SHL, but I'd much rather be a real life pro hockey player than a fake pro hockey player. If I could just slide some points into my personal attributes to turn myself into even a 4th liner at the NHL level I would be laughing to the bank. Instead of going to the gym with my teammates, I can sit in a dark room and write long paragraphs to get an extra TPE so I can find that next level at the NHL level. And then once my playing career is done I can get right back to having inflated TPE amounts now that I have nothing that I can't buy, and no life goals to achieve! I'd be the perfect player both on and off the ice! Let's face it, I could never resist the siren call that is the SHL forums. It was only two years after I flamed out that I can crawling back. I would probably even maintain a respectable career in the SHL while playing in the big leagues. I just can't escape.

All of those are just a tier below what I'd really want in life;
1 TPE = 1 mean bowl of spaghetti. I fucking love spaghetti so much. If I could trade TPE in for spaghetti I'd be so happy. I'd never have to do anything with life. Just eat spaghetti, don't spend money on anything cause I got spaghetti. I can eat spaghetti sauce on its own it's so damn good. That, and Iced Capps... shit maybe this is why I considered trading TPE in for weight loss in the first place...

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Hordle · 03-03-2021, 09:53 AM

Okay so like how specific is this? Like if I name a certain candy bar does that mean if someone just says candy that I get fucked? I really don't think you thought this through.

But to answer your question I'd trade for crispy crunch

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***golden_apricot*** · 03-03-2021, 10:15 AM

Id trade tpe for adding weight to my squat 1rm. I wanted to hit 500lbs the day of my dissertation, but gyms closing for a few months caused a major set back in that goal, so id gladly trade 50-100 tpe for a few extra lbs on my 1rm

CaptainCamel · 03-03-2021, 10:48 AM

Oh man, trading TPE for ANYTHING in the world??? It's hard to really go wrong with trading fake points for anything with real value. Dogecoin would be a good start, but I would also be willing to accept something as small as spicy ramen packets or some cheap beers.
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