Login

Z-Whiz · 03-04-2021, 08:21 PM

This ones easy. I would trade in all 442 of my TPE for a pill that reverses the "4-hour warning" of a certain blue pill. No one likes going to the doctor.

Renomitsu · 03-04-2021, 08:53 PM

Too much TPE!? Don't be ridiculous. The rest of us non-2000 TPE scrubs could never suggest there's too much TPE in the league. I'd much sooner try to redeem my "excess" (read: extremely important TPE) for more TPE at some arbitrarily-decided ratio (let's say 3.5:1) so that I could be in the same league as some of the monsters on the Great Lakes and top West teams. All other things are (also) immaterial to me.

***Pythonic*** · 03-04-2021, 09:07 PM

I would happily trade in my TPE for human kidneys. Or any other human organ, for that matter. Now, it might sound creepy, but it's free samples I can give to my pal Narboza Manyhands so that he can study the human race - and I can also sell the leftover organs on the black market for huge dollarydoos, you hear me?

MN_Moosey · 03-04-2021, 09:49 PM

I would gladly spend 10, heck, 50 TPE to get a new disc golf disc. I think that is a pretty reasonable exchange. I could build a whole new bag and I have a good feeling no one else will ask for a bunch of plastic like me. (48 words)

Muford · 03-04-2021, 11:41 PM

Something that everyone else wouldn’t even think about trading for their TPE? Hmm, well I would have to think of something that could net me some money most likely that others wouldn’t think about. I’d probably trade a bunch of TPE for some First 4 Figures models and attempt to resell them, or keep them, who knows.

(57 Words)

Thelastheraclid · 03-05-2021, 12:11 AM

If I say money straight up I'm losing since somebody for sure is going to say that. To ensure that my excess TPE is making me bank I would exchange TPE for stock in the HiteJinro company. They are producers of soju in Korea and that market is never going to dry up.

***sve7en*** · 03-05-2021, 12:27 AM

In a very on-brand move, I would exchange 340 TPE for 340 tank tops so I could wear a different tank each day of the year after counting my existing ones.

32 words

***honkerrs*** · 03-05-2021, 12:54 AM

since everyone would choose money id probably just trade it in for something someone didnt think of like a particular stock or just massive amounts of gold in hopes someone else wouldnt do that. shl people be smart thugh so might say it

inverted · 03-05-2021, 01:11 AM

I will gladly exchange my TPE for like MVPs or Cup wins. If that doesn't work I would like to get some Dave and Busters points.

*Katth* · 03-05-2021, 03:56 AM

I would trade all of my TPE for an instant cure to my long covid so I can do normal things again without feeling exhausted all the time.

S50 Challenge Cup Finals Game 7
[Image: gNFVjT6.png]

JstMaro · 03-05-2021, 04:13 AM

I would trade in my TPE for youth serum. Honest exchange ratio would be 50 TPE to get me one year younger. That way I could play hockey forever.

*JURT* · 03-05-2021, 04:36 AM

Sorry for the long post

So, Rotti's response to this thread had me thinking : is there any correlation between TPE and bank? You can say someone with a huge amount of TPE might need more money and want to trade TPE in for it, but then what else are they going to buy with it? The people who really need money to buy TPE in the first place are most likely new first-gens, but if they don't have much TPE, why trade it in for money? Of course, you could place it in the Casino to have more money later on, but that's a huge risk.

Anyways, I wanted to see if there's a way to make some sense out of it (spoiler: there isn't). I compared every player's TPE to their bank account. I was bored, I guess.

So here's what I've gotten : a terribly long graph, thanks to some users with ungodly amounts of money. These users have all kind of TPE levels too, and there's high-TPE level people with low banks.

[Image: biggraph.png]

In conclusion? I don't know, I guess I'm on board with the idea; if we can buy TPE with league money, why can't it be the other way around. This is unlikely to be more beneficial to any particular group of users, because TPE VS Bank is all over the place. It's more going to have with using the Casion to take that money you got from selling TPE and bringing in more money to get more TPE in your following seasons.

So yeah, that's the mPT. Sorry again for the long post.

FleshBagSoup · 03-05-2021, 05:09 AM

If I had to pick something nobody else would think to trade for I would probably go with something sort of random like maybe dinosaur fossils. Those could probably be sold for a decent amount and might not be thought of.

Cobbenstein · 03-05-2021, 06:35 AM

If TPE could be traded for real world items or ideas I would trade TPE for additional time during the day to get stuff done. With my work schedule it feels like I have very little free time so I would be willing to sacrifice my players attributes to get more time.

***TheFlash*** · 03-05-2021, 08:20 AM

I'd trade in 365 of my TPE for 365 days off of work. I'd take a year off once COVID has settled down and travel the world! Head to Europe, see some history. Then maybe take a trip down south, somewhere warm and relax in the Sun!

Navigation

Extra Menu

About us