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Demolish · 04-01-2021, 08:43 PM

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Lets take a closer look and see what the season 59 draft class has to offer for our beloved SHL franchises. Who will go first overall, will it be a goalie, a forward or a defenseman. To be totally honest I have no clue and I would bet that most of the SHL community doesn't either until about the last stretch leading up to the closing of the thread post. Let it be known, do not, I repeat do not wait till the last couple of minutes to get your mock drafts in as there is usually a log jam and the servers start back tripping!
I am not going to project a ranking list of who and where they will land in this draft, instead I have elected to group all top TPE earners in their respective positions and have a go at it. As in, looking deep inside their wallets/bank accounts, cause we all know thats where it counts.

Forwards

Anaheim prospect  Ryuuji Kawashima @Raven has 327 TPE and is a frequent flyer, a user who dates back from 2015 has over six thousand posts and is sitting on a healthy bank account of $48,868,000.

Vancouver prospect  Alexis Saint-Michel @KenitohMenara has 323 TPE and is a 2019 member with modest posting numbers of 381. But he does have in possession  a healthy bank balance of $48,098,000 just like the wildly veteran up there!

Carolina prospect Daud Ramza @Blasoon has 321 TPE  and is a user from the 2020 class with merely 89 posts to his credit. He is making some dough $16,325,000 so that's great. Maybe all he needs is site job and who knows.

Quebec prospect Shane Duffy Jr. @LB3737 earned so far 312 TPE  and has written a few media pieces already. Has $12,800,000 in his bank account but I have no clue why I cannot see the information on how many posts he has. He is fairly green since joining the site in January 2021.

Newfoundland prospect Robert E. O. Speedwagon @GoonerBear has 307 TPE to his credit and is a returning player as well. Member since March 2018 and has just over 1300 posts. His less than staggering $7,500,000 in SHL funds suggests he is a heavy gambler and losses his cash in the casino!

Maine prospect Miguel Hefeweizen @ZootTX has accumulated 301 TPE  and joined the site in January 2021. Only has 88 posts but already stacked up  $18,189,000 in cash.

Carolina prospect Cormac Pónaire @wumaduce has 300 TPE joined in October 2017 has just over 1500 posts and own $14,245,002 buckaroos!

Detroit prospect Marco Barengrub @gaby is sitting on 299 TPE, a veteran site member since November 2017 but not very active with only 617 posts. But boy does he make up for it in a very different way earning $104,200,000 in SHL funds.

Anaheim prospect Jack Micro @WildfireMicro is listed at 294 TPE, joined in May 2020 and has just 119 posts. He does have a good balance of $14,136,997

Anaheim Prospect Bob Duncan @Dagumpa is sporting a  293 TPE and is a recent member joining in January 2021. He has 58 posts to his credit and a respectable $9,665,000 in savings.

Colorado prospect Jack Nishimori @qWest makes the cut with 292 TPE, has 54 posts and joined in January 2021 as well. So a few really green users coming in this draft. Has a decent bank account at $14,575,000.

PS- Side note, player page for qwest in the "player analyzer 2.0"is not the right link....just putting that pout there!

Newfoundland prospect Robert Black @grimreaper has  292 TPE has just over 3100 posts and is a member ever since December 2011! Wow not that is dedication and a solid veteran of the league. Not to shabby of a bank roll with $46,959,000 in SHL funds.

Okay so since I am running out of time, I will switch over to the defenseman of the draft. Sorry if you were left off the list, no harm intended and I am but a SMJHL goalie trying to make a living.

Defense

Anchorage prospect Jay Sink @Memento Mori leads all defenseman with 327 TPE  and is a member since December 2020, has 105 posts and $12,800,000 in his bank.

St-Louis prospect Dane von Gucci @gucci sits at 324 TPE has 103 posts and is a member since February 2020 and has accumulated $15,650,000 bucks.

Anaheim prospect (noticing a theme here) Sekai Wolker @Gaia Mormont earned 317 TPE. Almost five thousand posts from this veteran user who joined the site on November 29th 2013 and holds onto $29,246,000 as we speak.

Newfoundland prospect NLB Aleksandrs Balcers @Randominoe has earned  315 TPE so far and joined in February of 2019. Has posted 319 times and has earned $18,925,000 bucks.

Colorado prospect  Angus McFife XVIII @micool132 has  298 TPE over three thousand posts and a member since 2014. Has a great bank account of $47,750,000 and is also a great locker room presence.

Quebec prospect Kappa Kappa @xTri will round out my glimpse into the defensive corps with 297 TPE to his credit.  A fairly recent member from January 2021, has 61 posts and only $7,500,000 to his name.

Well not to many goalies in this draft, actually a total of five I think. So again sorry but I will only be looking into the first 2 on the player analyzer 2,0 list.

Goalies

Newfoundland prospect NLB Evgeni Petrov @RenoJacksonHS tops the goalie list with 294 TPE. Member since March 2020 has only 71 posts to his credit and I do not think he got the memo about goalies being a non commodity! Only joking do not take it seriously, good luck from a fellow padder.  He holds a sum of $7,825,000 in his bank.

Detroit prospect and second goalie on this list but ranked 39th on this draft is Podan Podanovic @podzilla111 has thus far earned 268 TPE. He is a member since February 2021 and fashions quite the hairdo. Has contributed 45 posts and earned $7,025,000 so far.

So this concludes my media piece and I could not help to notice that this years draft is filled with a bunch of Outlaws and Berserkers. Good luck to everyone and remember that I have nothing against anyone and this was but a money grab. Thanks!

WildfireMicro · 04-01-2021, 08:49 PM

I'm admittedly more active in ISFL. I do talk in Discord a lot

***Reno*** · 04-03-2021, 11:15 AM

Evgeni Petrov

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