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Accka
Registered bank4lyfe
Olof Karsikko, speed, violence, momentum. 6'5, 250lbs, pure muscle.
It's time to get this show back on the road, it's time to bring The Whalers BACK on the map... and he's here to help em do it. Now you might be wondering "who the heck is this kid and who does he THINK he is", "he's never won anything", "blah, blah, blah.." well here's a news flash funny boy! He might've never won anything, but hes never lost anything either. Sure, laugh all you want, you know, The Whalers might not mean anything to you, but they mean a hell of a lot to him! And he's here to prove it too! Making pad saves, making glove saves, fumbling the puck and then covering it.. You name it. He knows it. /
Big thanks to Pythonic(first sig evah), Sloth(first LAP sig<3) and Ragnar for their sigs<3
Three time playoffs MVP and two time nominee
Triple gold club
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By-Tor
Winnipeg Aurora Jack of All Trades
Marcel Beck is fully developed for the pro game. Beck has physical ratings of 13 acceleration, 13 stamina, 12 balance, 11 speed, and 11 agility that are well above average for the class. Expect him to keep up with veteran SMJHL players from the start. With multiple defensive ratings of 11, his defensive game also shows little holes. His offense is the weakest part of his game, but he had 6 points in 24 DFA games and was the highest scoring WJC defenseman for Canada white with 5 points in 12 games. Not too shabby.
Credit to enigmatic, Merica, tweedledunn, and jaypc8237 for sigs
jjlangabeer
Registered Dream Daddy
When you take the time to scout Lucas Raymond there is easily one aspect of his game that stands out the most which would be his shot. Raymond's power and accuracy are right up there with the best in this year's draft. Though it doesn't look like Raymond will hear his name called in the first round we would not be surprised to see his name show up on the board in the second round.
HE SHOOTS HE SCORES
JOHN LANGABEER NETS IT AND TIES THE GAME!!!!! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- AND HE SCORES AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!! JOHN LANGABEER JUST SCORED THE 2 BIGGEST GOALS OF HIS CAREER IN A MATTER OF 10 SECONDS!!!!!! WEST KENDALL TAKES THE LEAD!!!! S41 Challenge Cup Finals Game 7, Game Tying and Game Winning Goals.
ryan cvit
Registered Member
Without a doubt LaTrell’s greatest skill is with the ladies, but if were talking strictly on ice skills it’s probably the accuracy of his shot, the guy can pick a corner with the best of ‘em out there. Goalies tremble in fear as he’s coming down the ice because they know any open area of the net he can snipe at any given moment. (64 words)
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Pingy Pingu
Registered Posting Freak
Monsieur Pingy Pingu Lunga Gumba, Esq is a very interesting center. He is mostly a speedy player. This means he has a good ability to get a breakaway and speed past the defencemen for a shot on net. His main strengths are his physical and offensive traits like stamina, acceleration, passing, and shooting. Monsieur Pingy will certainly be a good asset to the Detroit Falcons.
65 words "Bring back Pingy Pingu Lunga Gumba esq. And I mean bring him all the way back. I want every thread on this forum that involves even a modicum of salt to get razed to the ground by our most notorious shitposting penguin. I want every thunderdome to drown in ABAGABA spam and a signature that doesn't end. I want the userbase of this fine league to cower in terror, slinking about the forums and making as little noise as possible for fear of attracting the Shitpost Slenderman. When some poor immigrant from the NFL sim blunders into the forum and makes an angry post about how his player slipped to the early second round despite having done ALL the rookie tasks(!), let the veteran survivalists stare in horror and pity while the newbie rages. They will know it is only a matter of time before @Pingy Pingu descends upon his post like a ravening wolf and obliterates his tread, reducing it to a radioactive waste-dump of unintelligible spam. They will not interfere, for Pingy is our immune system. Because he can take it. Our Dark Knight of Shitposting" Sig credit to @WannabeFinn @JSS @Mordaciious @Mayuu @TommySalami Falcons banner credit to @karey
SouthPaw
SMJHL GM Posting Freak
Duncan The Walrus is going to be know for one thing, and one thing only in this league. His defensive ability is going to be something that will have the league talking for seasons to come. Growing up as a young pup he would always have to protect his food from all the other Walrus children and he can proudly say that he never once lost out on a meal. The same defense that he used to protect food growing up has become his greatest strength for his hockey playing career!
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Lorec
Registered Senior Member
Those who utter the name Lev Lebedev can't help but think of his insanely fast reflexes, otherworldly puck handling, and his ever increasing haste on the ice. Hailing from the streets of St. Petersburg, Lev has always had a natural born talent on skates. Lev has always had a knack for getting open, passing at the perfect opportunity, and speeding his way across the ice.
TeyonSchavari
Registered Junior Member
Hail Bingus has many strengths that ironically have nothing to do with his strength, which is actually his weakness. Hail Bingus is small and may not be able to do much defensively, however on the offensive side of the puck Bingus shines. Bingus has the speed to blow by defenders, is great at getting open, can hit a shot from anywhere on the ice, and is very good with his reads. Although his defense isn't really up to snuff compared to others in his class, Bingus does have some strengths on that side as well. His positioning isn't too bad, his stick checking is pretty good, and his reads defensively are up to par with his peers. These defensive attributes really help Bingus get more chances on offense, where he can show off his strengths and score goals with ease.
pokedragon
Registered Junior Member
The strong centre of Jeffrey MacCabe, standing at a whopping 6 feet and 11 inches, 295 pounds is right up there with the biggest players in the league. He knows how to use is size too, boasting strong physical and defensive ratings with the mental fortitude to stand up for his teammates.
Tonzy
Registered Member
Without many standout attributes, it has to be said that Seabrook strength is his raw athletic ability that allows him to be pretty flexible when put out on the ice. Seabrook is not the type of player that can only be successful in one way on the ice, he is the type of player that can fill pretty much any role and do it well. That being said, Seabrook has a ton of ability to do turn his athleticism into goals, as he is not afraid to stick his nose into things around the net or screen the goalie to help set up goals for his team. Overall, Seabrook is one of those role players that any team would love to have, as he is the type of player that the team can mold into exactly what they need him to be.
t3zla
Registered Junior Member
Benjamin Janssen's strengths truly lie in the ability to get in the opponents' heads. He's a right winger who loves to disrupt defensive plays in front of the opposing net. Checking, hitting, and screening are among the things he became notorious for in his collegiate career, and his being extraordinarily sturdy on skates with such a large body makes him ideal for dishing out some powerful hits, both on the offensive and when discouraging the opponent in his team's own zone.
scorycory
Registered Member
There are so many great things about Guy Fieri as a player. Not only is he the mayor of flavor town, he is also a great example of a player hiding the shortcomings of his general manager, none other than Gabriel Johnson. His failure to secure a goalie for the Armada was fortuitously rectified by the arrival of Fieri
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