Hello. I am SMHJHL rookie Wing Wang. Some of you may have heard of me. I would like to dispel any previous rumors made about my identity. I am not, nor have I ever been a cybernetic convection oven nor any other form of sentient home appliance. I am in fact a wurmple that descends from a long line of proud and distinguished wurmple. I hope to make my mark on history by playing hockey in the SHL someday. 

Just this is past week I made a huge step towards my goals by being drafted in the SHL minor league (whatever it’s called) by the Nevada Battle Born. I am extreme happy with where I landed and excited to be a productive participant in their team rebuild. I’ve met the general managers and have come to know and respect them. I plan to support their efforts in any way I can. 

The teammates in my draft class are also awesome people. Willie Miller and Melvin Majestik-Moose are my new buddies. Yesterday we went out for ice cream together and talked about how much Anaheim is a total crap hole of a city and how glad we were to have not gotten drafted there. It was a delightful team building experience. 

Speaking of experiences, Las Vegas is a super rad city. With no humidity, I never have to worry about sweaty swamp ass on my little wurmple butt. It’s amazing. I have taken up some of the local hobbies like hiking, pub crawling, perusing the art district, and cocaine. I expect to thoroughly enjoy my time here while it lasts. Here’s to the future and paving the way for other wurmple hockey players.

I for one support our new wurmple overlords

S79 | Jeff Kirkstone III  |  G  |  Ottawa Highlanders
=============Transactions==============
- Drafted 15th overall by Ottawa (S78)
- Drafted 35th overall by New Orleans (S79)


S60 | Jimmy Larkin-Conway | LW | Retired
=============Transactions==============
- Drafted 19th overall by Nevada (S59)
- Drafted 27th overall by Baltimore (S60)
- Traded to Winnipeg Aurora (S63)
- Traded to Toronto North Stars (S64)
- Re-signed with Toronto North Stars (S65)
- Re-signed with Toronto North Stars (S68,etc.)
- Signed with Seattle Argonauts (S76)
- Signed with Winnipeg Aurora (S78)
================Trophies================
- Aidan Richan Award (S65)


S42 | Charlie Schieck | D | Retired



S31 | Jeff Kirkstone | G | Retired | Former GM

Anaheim stinky

"And cocaine" I am born anew

Team Ireland || Ragnar Lothbrok || San Fransisco Pride
                          Drafted 42nd Overall in SMJHL
                   Drafted 12th Overall in the SHL Draft

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I wish you happy everyday. 10/10 Loved the article

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wurmple bros

S61 | Melvin Majestik-Moose | Defender | 2051 TPE

Nevada Battleborn Captain and Assistant Captain

Chicago Syndicate and Assistant Captain & Co-GM

Jess's Favorite Battlebaby

S61 1st Overall

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Career Stats:

To Be Determined Probably Never

S79 | Jeremy Snugglemuffin III| Defender | 209 TPE

Go Battlborn!