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S60 mPT #1: CUZ BABY TONIGHT PT. 2
#46

to the chorus of AC/DC's TNT:

‘Cause I’m Toronto, I’m really shite
Toronto, I’ll lose the fight
Toronto, home or road
Toronto, watch me explode

(sorry toronto fans)

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#47

Nour Harrak, Anrikkanen, people mad at Hamilton
HO goes, time slows, Great Lakes wins again
Controversial line strats, at least we don't have corked bats
Bojo Biscuit, somehow we thought FHM would fix it

We didn't start the TD
It was already poppin
Now the trolls are snackin'
We didn't start the TD
Corey tried to ban it, but nour stans it

Other people should write stanzas/verses/choruses for We Didn't Start the Fire. Do it!

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Argonauts Argonauts
PlatoonGermanyRaptors

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#48

Parody of:
"I Like It, I Love It" by Tim McGraw

I spent 48 dollars last night at the Colorado game
I strained my vocal cords, but I won best fan there
They got me sayin' "Go Raptors", "fuck the", and "we're gonna win out here"
I ain't seen the Raptors lose a game all year
I'm gonna get fired if I don't get some sleep
My long lost buddies say I'm getting in too deep

But I like it, I love it, I want some more of it
I try so hard, I can't rise above it
I don't know what it is 'bout that Raptors wins,  I love it'
But I like it, I love it, I want some more of it

My daddy tried to teach me winning courtesy
But it never sank in 'till that team got a hold of me
Now I'm holdin' air horns, and opening up gates
We're taking out the trash and we're sweeping the rounds
I'm crossing my fingers, and counting every win
Prayin' that it keeps goin' on like this

But I like it, I love it, I want some more of it
I try so hard, I can't rise above it
I don't know what it is 'bout that Raptors wins,  I love it'
But I like it, I love it, I want some more of it

I gotta wrap my stick
And dress up
Pick them up to play some games
When we prepare for the faceoff
We'll get a little hyper
They can't get enough of us

But I like it, I love it, I want some more of it
I try so hard, I can't rise above it
I don't know what it is 'bout that Raptors wins,  I love it'
But I like it, I love it, I want some more of it

Come on, Raptors
You know what I like

Yeah, I like that
Mmm, mmm, mmm

Hey! Don't forget to turn shut down the Outlaws!

Japan Outlaws Blizzard  Blizzard Outlaws Japan

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#49

Oohhhhhhh I wanna pass to somebody,
I want to get an assist for somebody,
Yeahhh I wanna pass to somebody,
To some body on my team.

DONT YOU WANNA PASS
SAY YOU WANNA PASS
DONT YOU WANNA PASS?

PASS.

Etc.

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#50

06-20-2021, 06:09 PMhhh81 Wrote: Other people should write stanzas/verses/choruses for We Didn't Start the Fire. Do it!

Trading players, losing games, things are looking pretty grey
GMs signing inactives to fill the roster spots
Trying to get through the day, hope to win a single game
Something tells me we may need to blow this team up

We need to start a rebuild
Our team's inactive and we're losing matches
We need to start a rebuild
Now you may not like it but we've gotta fight it

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#51

To the tune of "Where the Hood At" by DMX

Yo yo, Don Jr is here
Yo yo, Don Jr is here
Yo yo, Don Jr is here
Yo yo

Where the Pacific Division at? (Come on)
Where the Atlantic Division at? (Come on)
Where the Central Division? (Come on)
Where the North East Division at? (Come on)
Where the Pacific Division at? (Come on)
Where the Atlantic Division at? (Come on)
Where the Central Division? (Come on)
Where the North East Division at? (Come on)


Where the puck, where the puck, where the puck at?
Have that goalie in the cut, where the goal at?
Oh, them refs actin up? Where the whistles at?
You better score that if you gon' shoot that
Where the puck, where the puck, where the puck at?
Have that goalie in the cut, where the goal at?
Oh, them refs actin up? Where the whistles at?
You better score that if you gon' shoot that

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#52

Ref came in and he caught me red-handed
Instigating with the opposition’s forward
Picture this, I had just butt ended him
Down in my team’s corner
How could I forget that
There was a second referee
All this time he was standing there
He never took his eyes off me.

He caught me roughing in the crease (It wasn't me)
Saw me throw elbows in the corner (It wasn't me)
I even slew foot him behind the net (It wasn't me)
They even caught me on replay (It wasn't me)
He saw the marks from my cross checks (It wasn't me)
Heard the chirps that I told him (It wasn't me)
Heard the slashes getting louder (It wasn't me)

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#53

SHL... Gotta win them all!
I wanna be the very best
Like no one ever was
To score them is my real test
to assist them is my cause
I will travel across the league
Winning far and wide 
Beating rivals to understand
The winning that's inside!

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#54

I would like to remix that one sir mix-a-lot song, you know the one, to be named "Baby got Blocks". I present the following lyrics as proof of concept for your personal consumption:

I like big blocks and I cannot lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a guy skates in with a little bit of pace
And a round thing in your face
You get stung, want to get up tough
'Cause you noticed that shot was stuffed
#55

My Berserkers

Ooh, my big scary one, my savage one, 
When you gonna give me some time, Berserkers,
Ooh, you make my zamboni run, my 'boni run,
Got it coming of o' the blue line, Berserkers

Never gonna stop, give up shots, such an offensive mind,
I always light the lamp, from the touch of the 'zerker kind, 
My, my, my aye-aye, whoa!
M-m-m-my Berserkers

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#56

“The Lumberjack’s Revenge Song” 

I don’t know Colin Meloy, but I’m pretty sure he would repurpose the “The Mariners Revenge Song” from The Decemberist’s Picaresque if we asked nicely enough.  It will tell the story of a green, fourth line Timber forward seeking vengeance against a former teammate.  Like all of his music, it will be twenty minutes long, have too much accordion, and feature a bunch of words pulled at random from a late nineteenth century thesaurus. 

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#57

You're the best around (japan edition)

Fight ‘til you drop
Never stop
Japan don't give up
Til you reach the top (FIGHT!)
You're the best in SHL (FIGHT!)
Listen to that sound
A little bit of all you got
Can never bring Japan down!

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#58

Been up since the crack of dawn
Just trying to make shots
Been colder than the artic tundra
I don't like ice
Just two more laps and I'm good to go
Yeah, I'm shutting this frank zamboni down
Get me a half an hour for a quick live stream
And I'll be outside your LR

#59

Ok wow so original I chose “We Didn’t Start the Fire”, wow so cool.

Anyway, this is “We Didn’t Use 2 Shadows”:

Theo Morgan, Edward Williams, Keith Lee, Joseph Weston,
Adam Barron, FR Finn-Rhys, Lyle Odelein,
Nick Owens, Dick Clapper, Westbroek, Hugh Jazz,
Daniel Smeb, Parker Smeb, Alex Petrenko,

Sam Michaud, HLO, Esa Parmborg, EvO,
Wilson, "The Monarchs and I", “wait, that team’s in Texas, why?"
Bruchevski, Big Jax, Sparky’s vibing in the box,
Pepperoni, Olly Cleary, Old Commissioners, goodbye,

We didn't use 2 Shadows,
It was always happening, cause the sim is baffling,
We didn't use 2 Shadows,
No the others ran it, while we screamed to ban it,

Zak Wilson, Bobby Lane, Wachter and Roddy Banes,
Ryan Shepard, Zizagooney, UCORCAL going strong,
Jimmy Wagner, Pojo Biscuit, Tom Fiddler, Akira Ren,
Team World plays once more, PLAY “JAJA DING DONG",

Ethan Price, Kirkby, Kelowna’s got a winning team,
Kalashnikov, Kekkonen, Videl Valor, OutlawLand,
Kholin, Forty-One, Seppala, Kev Kevens,
Prince Devitt, Mika Mayfield, Trouble brewing in MSG,

We didn't use 2 Shadows,
It was always happening, cause the sim is baffling,
We didn't use 2 Shadows,
No the others ran it, while we screamed to ban it,

Rock Strongo, Batsbak, Lallo Selman, Takshak,
Jacob Hamr, Bo Kane, "Cleanest player? That’s Andrei",
Lockhart, Simon Leblanc, Philly Hockey’s here to rock,
Akashi SixNine, Esquires with Pingy vibes,

Bork Lazer, Liam Slate, David Vent, Syndicate,
Jules Watt, Rotti Scott, putting Goalies on the spot,
Grape Fruit, Wanesly, Connolly and Kennedy,
Kenny Creller, Tanjiro, Juke is in Chicago,

We didn't use 2 Shadows,
It was always happening, cause the sim is baffling,
We didn't use 2 Shadows,
No the others ran it, while we screamed to ban it

Dwight Knight, Carlos Brown, "FHN has locked it down",
dylanjj, Winnipeg, Aurora’s here, the Jets are dead,
"Two Luffy’s, Very Rare", Beeg Yoshi everywhere,
Kahnwald, Suhonen, NL beats Maine again,
TURG TURG, Mikey Fox, British fighting in the box,
Ragnarsson-Tremblay, what else do I have to say?

We didn't use 2 Shadows,
It was always happening, cause the sim is baffling,
We didn't use 2 Shadows,
No the others ran it, while we screamed to ban it,

Puck control, Withecheck, Selich puts them on the deck,
Truong, Bouchard, Sutherland, Sondergard,
Aumy Jr out with Lime, Brennan Jr running lines,
First-Name Last-Name, Russian hockey’s still insane,

Lottery Fortune, Vaseline Podcalzone,
Xavier Doom to the moon, JURT, RART, Max Allard,
Taylora Petrov earning more, Vlad Petrov keeping score,
Other Petrovs bringing war, I can't take it anymore,

We didn't use 2 Shadows,
It was always happening, cause the sim is baffling,
We didn't use 2 Shadows,
But when we are gone,
It will still live on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on,

We didn't use 2 Shadows,
It was always happening, cause the sim is baffling,
We didn't use 2 Shadows,
No the others ran it, while we screamed to ban it,

We didn't use 2 Shadows,
It was always happening, cause the sim is baffling,
We didn't use 2 Shadows,
No the others ran it, while we screamed to ban it,

We didn't use 2 Shadows,
It was always happening, cause the sim is baffling,
We didn't use 2 Shadows,
No the others ran it, while we screamed to ban it

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#60

The Grinder
He crashes
He smashes
He punishes
He scores

He sweats
He bleeds
He gives no ground
For the love of the team

He is proud
He is loyal
He never gives up
For the love of the game


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