Nathan Thomas is a Canadian professional hockey player for the Philadelphia Forge in the SHL. Formerly played with the San Francisco Pride and Maine Timber (Junior) Age 24, Married

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This Nathan Thomas character is a complete and utter bum! The guy almost gets completely missed in his entry draft year and decides he is going to try and make a name for himself and get good news flash he isn't! Gets traded right away because the team that drafted him doesn’t even want him! I mean what more do you need to say? But I will keep going here and look at his career so far. Ends up on the beauty team in California with San Francisco where he gets to play with a couple studs that carry him to inflate his stats and then the moment the league announces the expansion just up and says he is leaving!? I mean what the hell is it with this guy? What a waste! I was super happy to see him go! Have fun up in Philly where they will eat you alive kid! (edited by SFP crazed fan)

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Retired |  RD  | Nathan Thomas  | S55
Career J stats: |  MET  
197 GP | 24 G | 45 A | 69 PTS | 
Career stats: |  SFP/PHI  
660 GP | 102 G | 229 A | 331 PTS | 835 H | 1067 blk | 200 PIM 

C  | Cale Salad  | S68 |

S68 |  4 Star Cup  

This hurt to make...

    

Evil AllBran - C - Philadeplia Forge - Peak TPE: 2194 #5th All time TPE leaderboard
S71 Jay McDonald Trophy

S71 Ron Mexico Award

S71 Sarmad Kahn Nomination

S69 Challenge Cup Champion
S69 Jay McDonald Trophy
S69 Anton Razov Award Nomination
S69 Sarmad Khan Award Nomination
S63 Damian Littleton Award Nomination
S61 WJC Gold - United States
S61 WJC Best Goal Scorer Award
S60 Vyacheslav Onopprienko Trophy

Special thanks to Carpy48, Ragnar, Merica, High Stick King, Sulovilen, sothfacekilla, enigmatic and LeSizz for the signatures!

You Despite having a name that is more like someone just mashing keys on a computer, than an actual pair of names someone would call their child, Daryl Urquhart has somehow managed to limp into the SMJHL. This is impressive on several levels, due to his lack of mental capacity, from generations of inbreeding, and the expense of having to get extra fingers sewn onto his gloves, to contain the ‘highland six’.

What is even more surprising, is that someone selected him in the SHL draft! Now, we can give the Seattle Argonauts some leeway, as they are still a new team and obviously don’t know a trash player when they see one, yet. Urquhart did his best to show them, by going IA towards the end of his first season as a prospect for Seattle, but came back during S59 and has stuck around. The crazies up in the pacific north west even gave him a new contract! What is that about? Will they come to regret it? Of course they will, the guy sucks!

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Cal Labovitch |'| RW #12 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| Switzerland

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Personal details

Hometown: Lausanne, Switzerland

Height: 6'1" |'| Weight: 202 lbs

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SHL STATISTICS

Regular season
S55 REG |'| Minnesota Chiefs      |'| GP: 50 |'| G:   12 |'| A: 15 |'| P: 27

S56 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 50 |'| G:   21 |'| A: 12 |'| P: 33

S57 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   31 |'| A: 20 |'| P: 51

S58 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   19 |'| A: 34 |'| P: 53

S59 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   23 |'| A: 39 |'| P: 62

S60 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   24 |'| A: 31 |'| P: 55

S61 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   42 |'| A: 30 |'| P: 72

S62 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   27 |'| A: 33 |'| P: 60

S63 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   18 |'| A: 35 |'| P: 53

S64 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   28 |'| A: 25 |'| P: 53

S65 REG |'| Baltimore Platoon |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   23 |'| A: 33 |'| P: 56

Post Season
S55 PO |'| Minnesota Chiefs      |'| Did not make playoffs                 

S56 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| Did not make playoffs                

S57 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| Did not make playoffs                

S58 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| Did not make playoffs                 

S59 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| Did not make playoffs                

S60 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 04 |'| G:  03 |'| A: 00 |'| P: 03

S61 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 04 |'| G:  01 |'| A: 02 |'| P: 03

S62 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 05 |'| G:  02 |'| A: 02 |'| P: 04

S63 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| Did not make playoffs

S64 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| Did not make playoffs

S65 PO |'| Baltimore Platoon |'| GP: 05 |'| G:  02 |'| A: 01 |'| P: 03

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SMJHL STATISTICS

Regular season

S51 REG |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 50 |'| G:  07 |'| A: 24 |'| P: 31

S52 REG |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 50 |'| G: 19 |'| A: 35 |'| P: 54

S53 REG |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 50 |'| G: 16 |'| A: 25 |'| P: 41

S54 REG |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 50 |'| G:  09 |'| A: 14 |'| P: 23

Post Season

S51 PO |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP:  07 |'| G: 03 |'| A: 02 |'| P: 05
S52 PO |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 10 |'| G: 05 |'| A: 01 |'| P: 06

S53 PO |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 17 |'| G: 02 |'| A: 03 |'| P: 05

S54 PO |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP:  07 |'| G: 01 |'| A: 03 |'| P: 04

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WJC STATISTICS

S50 WJC |'| Team Alpine |'| GP: 19 |'| G: 00 |'| A:  02   |'| P:  02

S51 WJC |'| Team DACH |'| GP: 21 |'| G: 04 |'| A: 10   |'| P: 14

S52 WJC |'| Team DACH |'| GP: 15 |'| G: 02 |'| A:  06   |'| P:  08

S53 WJC |'| Team DACH |'| GP: 13 |'| G: 01 |'| A: 12   |'| P: 13

S54 WJC |'| Team DACH |'| GP: 13 |'| G: 01 |'| A:  02   |'| P:  03

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IIHF STATISTICS

S51 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 15 |'| G: 00 |'| A: 00 |'| P: 00

S52 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 12 |'| G: 00 |'| A: 00 |'| P: 00

S53 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 12 |'| G: 02 |'| A: 03 |'| P: 05

S54 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 13 |'| G: 01 |'| A: 06 |'| P: 07

S55 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 12 |'| G: 04 |'| A: 02 |'| P: 06

S56 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 13 |'| G: 02 |'| A: 03 |'| P: 05

S57 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 12 |'| G: 03 |'| A: 05 |'| P: 08

S58 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 12 |'| G: 04 |'| A: 07 |'| P: 11

S59 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 13 |'| G: 06 |'| A: 07 |'| P: 13

S60 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 12 |'| G: 03 |'| A: 04 |'| P: 07

S61 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 13 |'| G: 03 |'| A:12 |'| P: 15

S62 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 13 |'| G: 03 |'| A: 03 |'| P: 06

S63 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 15 |'| G: 04 |'| A: 06 |'| P: 10

S64 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 13 |'| G: 06 |'| A: 05 |'| P: 11

S65 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 15 |'| G: 09 |'| A: 06 |'| P: 15

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Awards, Cups and Medals

S51 |'| Elias Armia Award (Commissioners' award of excellence)

S51 |'| IIHF (Switzerland NT) |'| Silver medal

S51 |'| WJC (Team DACH) |'| Co-GM

S51 |'| WJC (Team DACH) |'| Bronze medal

S52 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| Laurifer Trophy  

S52 |'| WJC (Team DACH) |'| Co-GM

S53 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| Laurifer Trophy 

S53 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| Oriens Trophy 

S53 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| Four Star Cup

S54 |'| WJC (Team DACH) |'| Co-GM

S55 |'| Minnesota Chiefs |'| Called up to SHL

S55 |'| Ryan Jesster Trophy (nominee)

S56 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| Co-GM

S59 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GM

S61 |'| Jay McDonald Trophy

S61 |'| Ron Mexico Trophy (nominee)

S62 |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GM

S63 |'| IIHF (Switzerland NT) |'| Silver medal

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Draft position
SHL     |'| Draft S52 |'| Round 1 |'|   2OA
SMJHL |'| Draft S51 |'| Round 3 |'| 25OA

 

  

Julian Flörsch |'| LD #42 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| Switzerland

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Personal details

Hometown: Geneva, Switzerland

Height: 6'0" |'| Weight: 200 lbs

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SHL STATISTICS

Regular season[/pbl]

S69 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   08 |'| A: 23 |'| P: 31

S70 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   11 |'| A: 24 |'| P: 35

S71 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   10 |'| A: 18 |'| P: 28

S72 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   09 |'| A: 27 |'| P: 36

S73 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   08 |'| A: 25 |'| P: 33

S74 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   06 |'| A: 27 |'| P: 33

S75 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   23 |'| A: 39 |'| P: 62

S76 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   28 |'| A: 31 |'| P: 59

S77 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   35 |'| A: 50 |'| P: 85

Post Season
S69 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 05 |'| G:  00 |'| A: 02 |'| P: 02
S70 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 04 |'| G:  00 |'| A: 00 |'| P: 00
S73 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 05 |'| G:  00 |'| A: 01 |'| P: 01
S74 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 04 |'| G:  00 |'| A: 00 |'| P: 00
S75 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 06 |'| G:  06 |'| A: 02 |'| P: 08
S76 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 07 |'| G:  02 |'| A: 05 |'| P: 07
S77 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 12 |'| G:  06 |'| A: 03 |'| P: 09
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SMJHL STATISTICS
Regular season
S65 REG |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 66 |'| G:  07 |'| A: 15 |'| P: 22
S66 REG |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 66 |'| G: 11 |'| A: 19 |'| P: 30
S67 REG |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 66 |'| G: 16 |'| A: 36 |'| P: 52
S68 REG |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 66 |'| G: 13 |'| A: 40 |'| P: 53
Post Season
S65 PO |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 17 |'| G: 00 |'| A: 03 |'| P: 03
S66 PO |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 00 |'| G: 00 |'| A: 00 |'| P: 00
S67 PO |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 10 |'| G: 02 |'| A: 02 |'| P: 04

S68 PO |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 18 |'| G: 05 |'| A: 08 |'| P:13
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WJC STATISTICS
S64 WJC |'| Team SWEDEN |'| GP: 13 |'| G: 01 |'| A:   01   |'| P:   02
S65 WJC |'| Team DACH |'| GP: 15 |'| G: 01 |'| A:  05   |'| P:  06
S66 WJC |'| Team DACH |'| GP: 15 |'| G: 01 |'| A:   06   |'| P:   07
S67 WJC |'| Team DACH |'| GP: 15 |'| G: 03 |'| A:   01   |'| P:   04
S68 WJC |'| Team DACH |'| GP: 15 |'| G: 01 |'| A:  04   |'| P:  05
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IIHF STATISTICS
S66 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 13 |'| G: 01 |'| A: 03 |'| P:  04
S67 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 13 |'| G: 00 |'| A: 01 |'| P:  01
S68 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 13 |'| G: 00 |'| A: 01 |'| P:  01
S69 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 12 |'| G: 00 |'| A: 00 |'| P:  00
S70 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 12 |'| G: 00 |'| A: 01 |'| P:  01
S71 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 15 |'| G: 02 |'| A: 03 |'| P:  05
S72 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 12 |'| G: 00 |'| A: 03 |'| P:  03
S73 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 12 |'| G: 01 |'| A: 02 |'| P:  03
S74 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 15 |'| G: 01 |'| A: 11 |'| P:  12
S75 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 12 |'| G: 02 |'| A: 01 |'| P:  03
S76 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 15 |'| G: 05 |'| A: 06 |'| P:  11
S77 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 12 |'| G: 04 |'| A: 05 |'| P:  09

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Awards, Cups and Medals

S65 |'| IIHF (Switzerland NT) |'| Gold medal

S65 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| Laurifer trophy

S65 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| Linna-Landvik trophy

S65 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| Four Star Cup
S65 |'| WJC (Team DACH) |'| Gold medal
S66 |'| WJC (Team DACH) |'| Gold medal
S67 |'| WJC (Team DACH) |'| Gold medal
S67 |'| Quilha Agante Trophy
S68 |'| WJC (Team DACH) |'| Gold medal
S68 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| Laurifer trophy
S68 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| Linna-Landvik trophy
S68 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| Four Star Cup
S68 |'| Quilha Agante Trophy (nominee)

S69 |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| Called up to SHL
S69 |'| Ryan Jesster Trophy (nominee)
S69 |'| Rookie All Star Team
S74 |'| IIHF (Switzerland NT) |'| Silver medal
S76 |'| IIHF (Switzerland NT) |'| Silver medal

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Draft position
SHL|'| Draft S66 |'| Autodrafted

SMJHL|'| Draft S65 |'| Round 1 |'|   11OA

 

  

 
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Hippo Passamus is the definition of a player who's been riding the success of his team his entire career. While managing to never be the top scorer of his team a single season it's impressive that he's gotten to playoffs every single season. Hippo is most likely the player with most team success without any sort of individual success to back it up. His personal accolades and rewards are about as empty as a college student's wallet.
Hippo somehow managed to convince his junior team and senior team that a mediocre player with dull offensive capabilities is somehow an asset.
I for one can't wait to see the Stampede without this Michelin-man lookalike on the ice and I'm sure that the team will have better success in both regular seasons and play-offs once the dead weight is cut loose.

Hippo Passamus should be a contender for the Hall of Shame. The Worst player to ever get carried to 3 Cups.

Mephistopheles Morgonstjärna | Right Defense | Detroit Falcons
Birthplace: Leipzig, Germany
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 235 lbs
Number: 66


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Hippo Passamus | Center/Wing | Buffalo Stampede
Birthplace: Borås, Sweden
Height: 5'6"
Weight: 290 lbs
Number: 6
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Career Statistics:
SHL Regular Season:
BUF | S46 | 50 GP | 13 G | 12 A | 25 P | +21 |   0 PIM | 9 H
BUF | S47 | 50 GP | 9 G   | 21 A | 30 P | +0   |  5 PIM | 2 H
BUF | S48 | 50 GP | 12 G | 14 A | 26 P | +11 |   5 PIM | 7 H
BUF | S49 | 50 GP | 22 G | 22 A | 44 P | +4   | 34 PIM | 192 H
BUF | S50 | 50 GP | 17 G | 24 A | 41 P | +11 | 58 PIM | 203 H
BUF | S51 | 50 GP | 18 G | 27 A | 45 P | +16 | 42 PIM | 157 H
BUF | S52 | 50 GP | 15 G | 25 A | 40 P | +0   | 61 PIM | 187 H
BUF | S53 | 50 GP | 23 G | 33 A | 56 P | +25 | 14 PIM | 117 H
BUF | S54 | 50 GP | 25 G | 29 A | 54 P | +42 | 6 PIM  | 129 H
BUF | S55 | 50 GP | 25 G | 31 A | 56 P | +48 | 2 PIM  | 141 H
BUF | S56 | 50 GP | 22 G | 36 A | 58 P | +25 | 14 PIM | 121 H
BUF | S57 | 66 GP | 24 G | 36 A | 60 P | +26 | 4 PIM  | 157 H
BUF | S58 | 66 GP | 21 G | 32 A | 53 P | +38 | 16 PIM | 127 H
BUF | S59 | 66 GP | 16 G | 32 A | 48 P | +18 | 14 PIM | 81 H
BUF | TOT | 748 GP | 262 G | 374 A | 636 P | +288 | 276 PIM | 1630 H
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SHL Playoffs:
BUF | S46 | 17 GP | 5 G   | 4 A   | 9 P   | +10 | 0 PIM | 14 H
BUF | S47 | 13 GP | 3 G   | 2 A   | 5 P   | -3    | 0 PIM | 10 H
BUF | S48 | 22 GP | 12 G | 18 A | 30 P | +11  | 0 PIM | 0 H
BUF | S49 | 5 GP   | 2 G   | 3 A   | 5 P  | +0    | 4 PIM | 15 H
BUF | S50 | 6 GP   | 2 G   | 2 A   | 4 P  | +3    | 2 PIM | 20 H
BUF | S51 | 8 GP   | 2 G   | 2 A   | 4 P  | -9     | 4 PIM | 27 H
BUF | S52 | 15 GP | 5 G   | 9 A   | 14 P| +1     | 23 PIM | 50 H
BUF | S53 | 4 GP   | 1 G   | 1 A   | 2 P  | -7     | 0 PIM | 12 H
BUF | S54 | 13 GP | 6 G   | 7 A   | 13 P  | +5    | 4 PIM | 34 H
BUF | S55 | 17 GP  | 3 G   | 7 A   | 10 P  | +10 | 0 PIM | 44 H
BUF | S56 | 23 GP  | 8 G   | 9 A   | 17 P  | +12 | 4 PIM | 66 H
BUF | S57 | 17 GP  | 8 G   | 3 A   | 11 P  | +5   | 0 PIM | 17 H
BUF | S58 | 21 GP  | 4 G   | 9 A   | 13 P  | +6   | 4 PIM | 44 H
BUF | S59 | 19 GP  | 7 G   | 10 A   | 17 P  | +16   | 4 PIM | 40 H
BUF | TOT | 200 GP | 68 G | 86 A | 154 P | +51 | 59 PIM | 403 H
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SMJHL Regular Season:
DET | S42-45 | 200 GP | 54 G | 77 A | 131 P | +38 | 92 PIM | 228 H
SMJHL Playoffs:
DET | S42-45 | 43 GP | 17 G | 25 A | 42 P | +8 | 14 PIM | 44 H


Career Achivements:
S44 Ideen Fallah Trophy Nomination
S44 Brandon Holmes Trophy
S45 Ronan O'Keefe Trophy
S45 Brodie Witzel Trophy
S45 Vyacheslav Onoprienko Trophy Nomination
S46 Challenge Cup Champion
S48 Challenge Cup Champion
S48 Anton Razov Trophy Nomination
S51 Jeff Darr Trophy Nomination
S55 Jeff Darr Trophy Nomination

Senji Seteki is a pathetic excuse for a goalie that was accidentally taken in the first round by the San Francisco Pride sure to an auto correct error.  He started his professional career with the Colorado Raptors as their last ditch effort goaltender.  In reality, they just felt bad for him and signed him.  He is famous for losing games for his team and always hopping on his teams' shoulders to carry him.

This is very obvious when you look at his World Junior Championship statistics where he could not even record a save percentage over .900.  Even worse, Seteki only won two games in the round robin round.  No medal for his team with that performance.  He definitely acted more of a window than a wall there.  With his start to his career, I give him maybe three years as a player before he returns to Japan and becomes a sushi chef or something.

   
                   背的 戦時 | ゴールキーパー | Edmonton Blizzard | 1008 TPE                        
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Name: Senji Seteki
Position: Goalie
Birthplace: Utsunomiya, Japan
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 250 lbs
Number: 13
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Transactions:
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S59: Signed as a free agent to SMJHL - Colorado Raptors
S60: Drafted 17 OA - San Francisco Pride
S62: Signed FA Contract - Edmonton Blizzard
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ANA GM: S61 - Current
COL Coach: S59 - S60
Dev Team: S59 - Current
Young Guns Co-GM: S59
SFP Coach: S60 - S62
Japan Coach: S60 - Current
World GM: S60
Graphics Assistant: S60 - S62
Site Management: S60 - Current
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PBE Affiliate PT +3 TPE

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Destiny is All. Proud member of the Vancouver Whalers
Future SHL squad - Texas Renegades

Raivo Helminen, born in Finland, allegedly. Raivo was never the best in anything when growing up. Never picked first in anything. Never picked last either. Mediocre, average, lame. Just a few words that someone could use to describe Helminen as an athlete. However, against all odds, Helminen has made it to the doors of SHL. He has not played any games in SHL yet, but the fact that he could show that there indeed is no god in this world.

Whoever made Helminen used leftover parts, but somehow it works. When you look at Helminen on the ice, somehow it works. He skates just average. He shoots just average. Everything he does is average. Have you ever met a person and wonder how on earth they survive in this world? Helminen is just like that.

Helminen does not understand the game of hockey. The coaches need to constantly tell him what to do on the ice. For the same reason, his linemates get extra money just for playing in the same line with him.

It's a miracle that someone can potentially earn millions and millions of dollars without having any real skill or talent. Someone could see it as the ''American dream'' or whatever, but that is not true. You need hard work, dedication, and a little bit of luck to live the ''American dream''. The only thing Helminen has is luck. He has more than plenty of it. He is the luckiest man alive. Without his luck, who knows where he would be. One thing is for sure, not close to playing in SHL.

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Jean-Locke Zidane is a bully. Not just any bully, a bad bully. I don't mean he is a mean bully, I mean he is bad at being a bully. He racks up all these hits on the ice only to say, "Didn't see you there, sorry." Basically his hit count is a lie due to the fact that he accidentally bumps into players and knocks them down. Believe me when I say this, Zidane is a bully. Hell is he even French? I swear I saw him playing for UCORCAL in the WJC. What, is he not good enough to be on a French team? Besides all that, he smells like bread. Like, freshly cooked French bread pizzas really. Greasy and cheesy. Have you heard him talk? Very bad English with French mixed in. The Quebec team can't even understand him. Like who let this big Frenchman into this league? They should have showed him the door when he came over.

Luca Pane (Pa-nEh) || #20 || RW || 2048 TPE Peak ||  S68 -
S68 SMJHL 11th Overall - St Louis Scarecrows
Birthplace: Milan, Italy
Height: 5'-11"
Weight: 178 lbs
Shoots: Right
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Jean-Locke Zidane || #8 || D || 1393 TPE Peak || Retired || S57 - S68
S57 SMJHL 1st Overall - St Louis Scarecrows
S58 Traded to Anchorage Armada At Start of Season
S58 SHL 36th Overall - New Orleans Specters
Birthplace: Amiens, France
Height: 6'-4"
Weight: 227lbs
Shoots: Left
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Nicholas Williams || #73 || LW / C || 1839 TPE Peak || Retired  ||  S42 - S57
S42 SMJHL 41st Overall Pick - St. Louis Scarecrows
S43 SHL 22nd Overall Pick - Winnipeg Jets
Birthplace: Detroit, MI, USA
Height: 6'-2"
Weight: 207lbs
Shoots: Right
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Personal Milestones
First Career SMJHL Goal: S42 Game # 3 (First SMJHL Game)
First Career SMJHL Hat-Trick: S42 Game # 145
Named Co-GM of Team USA S42 WJC
Named to Team USA WJC Roster S42
Won Gold S42 WJC Team USA as Co-GM and Player
Named Captain of the St. Louis Scarecrows S43
S43 Led SMJHL Left Wingers in Scoring
S43 Led Scarecrows in Scoring
Named Co-GM of Team USA S43 WJC
Named Captain of Team USA S43 WJC
Won Silver with Team USA S43 WJC
S44 Four Star Cup Champion STL
S44 Challenge Cup Champion WIN
First Career SHL Goal: S44 Playoffs Finals Game #6 (First SHL Game)
S46 Signed as a Free Agent to New Orleans
S50 Won Gold With USA
S51 Won Gold With USA
S54 Challenge Cup NOLA

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Trophy Case


S43 Ronan O’Keefe Trophy (SMJHL)
S43 Brandon Holmes Trophy (SMJHL)
S43 Raymond Lindsay Trophy (SMJHL / shared)
S44 Ronan O'Keefe Trophy (SMJHL)
S44 Brodie Witzel Trophy (SMJHL)
S44 Challenge Cup - Winnipeg
S46 Cole Reinhart Trophy - New Orleans
S51 Presidents' Trophy - New Orleans
S51 Ron Mexico Nom
S54 Anton Razov Nom
S54 Cole Reinhart Trophy - New Orleans
S54 Challenge Cup - New Orleans
S55 Cole Reinhart Trophy - New Orleans

Team Awards

S42 Marian Potoczny Award - Best Two Way Forward (STL)
S43 Kanye Summers Award - Reg Season MVP (STL)
S43 Bradley Wiggles Award - Best Forward (STL)
S43 Jarkko Kallestrom Award - Playoff MVP (STL)
S44 Bradley Wiggles Award - Best Forward (STL)
S44 Michael Haan Award - Most Dedicated (STL)
S44 Kanye Summers Award - Reg Season MVP (STL)
S48 Lifeless Littleton Award - Most Dedicated (NOLA)

S49 Lifeless Littleton Award - Most Dedicated (NOLA)
S50 Lifeless Littleton Award - Most Dedicated (NOLA)
S57 Retired



RIP Dangel #AD26  |  RIP TDZ

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What's to say about Marcel Beck other than he absolutely sucks out there on the ice. A minus 31?? 49 giveaways??? Only 73 shots all season???? You'd think the opposing team paid him off each night to play for them. 

Beck prides himself on his defense - basically just standing in the way most of the time and hoping the opposing forwards just run into him. And defense doesn't win games in the SHL, boi, goals do. 

Look, congrats on the DACH WJC win, but there was probably a good reason Beck only 7:56 ATOI as a defenseman. Can you say "riding the coattails of teammates??" Jeez. Bench player.

Good luck St. Louis with this guy as one of your defenseman. You'll have to make sure his partner doesn't mind having a horrible rating and continual disappointment. 

And what's with blocking only 31 shots? Is he afraid of the puck or something? This guy is an all-star disaster. 

Don't let him fool you with those average media pieces either. 

Run away.

Credit to enigmatic, Merica, tweedledunn, and jaypc8237 for sigs


Marcel Beck || #21 || D || Winnipeg Aurora || 862 TPE || 2078 Max TPE

Draft Class: S60
Height: 6' 3"
Weight: 212 lbs
Number: 21
Nation: Switzerland
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----------SHL Stats----------
-----Regular Season-----
S63 | WPG -A-| 66 GP | 5 G | 25 A | 30 PTS | -54 | 106 S | 50 PIM | 107 H | 144 SB | 35 TkA | 22:53 TOI
S64 | WPG -A-| 66 GP | 9 G | 20 A | 29 PTS |  -9  | 170 S | 60 PIM | 100 H | 168 SB | 28 TkA | 22:48 TOI
S65 | WPG -A-| 66 GP | 6 G | 38 A | 44 PTS | +15| 204 S | 22 PIM | 127 H | 106 SB | 22 TkA | 22:02 TOI
S66 | WPG -A-| 66 GP | 9 G | 29 A | 38 PTS | +1  | 202 S | 46 PIM |  86 H  | 91 SB  | 65 TkA | 21:58 TOI
S67 | WPG -A-| 66 GP | 7 G | 30 A | 37 PTS | +43| 155 S | 27 PIM |  68 H  | 126 SB | 37 TkA | 21:17 TOI
S68 | WPG -A-| 66 GP |13 G |35 A | 48 PTS | +36 | 189 S | 45 PIM | 77 H  | 206 SB | 53 TkA | 22:19 TOI
S69 | WPG -A-| 66 GP |15 G |40 A | 55 PTS | +44 | 246 S | 49 PIM | 78 H  | 136 SB | 79 TkA | 23:17 TOI
S70 | WPG -A-| 66 GP | 6 G | 39 A | 45 PTS | +44 | 202 S | 36 PIM | 73 H  | 157 SB | 41 TkA | 20:45 TOI
S71 | WPG -A-| 66 GP | 3 G | 36 A | 39 PTS | +43 | 205 S | 48 PIM | 102 H  | 104 SB | 68 TkA | 21:07 TOI
S72 | WPG -A-| 66 GP| 11 G | 29 A | 40 PTS | +49 | 161 S | 42 PIM | 73 H  | 109 SB | 80 TkA | 22:14 TOI
S73 | WPG -A-| 66 GP| 11 G | 30 A | 41 PTS | +72 | 141 S | 54 PIM | 74 H  | 141 SB | 41 TkA | 20:39 TOI
S74 | WPG -A-| 66 GP| 9 G | 21 A | 30 PTS | +10 | 145 S | 22 PIM | 53 H  | 138 SB | 41 TkA | 20:14 TOI
S75 | WPG -A-| 66 GP| 6 G | 21 A | 27 PTS | +37 | 123 S | 30 PIM | 63 H  |  88 SB | 50 TkA | 20:32 TOI
S76 | WPG     | 66 GP| 5 G | 28 A | 33 PTS | +47 | 114 S | 20 PIM | 49 H  | 132 SB | 54 TkA | 21:07 TOI
S77 | WPG     | 66 GP| 15 G | 31 A | 46 PTS | -9 | 174 S | 43 PIM | 68 H  | 195 SB | 56 TkA | 22:22 TOI
S78 | WPG     | 66 GP| 3 G | 18 A | 21 PTS |  -1 | 135 S | 34 PIM | 65 H  | 185 SB | 44 TkA | 21:25 TOI 
S79 | WPG     | 66 GP| 6 G | 16 A | 22 PTS | -18 | 115 S | 20 PIM | 79 H  | 146 SB | 45 TkA | 21:25 TOI
S80 | WPG     | 
SHL Career | 1122 GP | 139 G | 486 A | 625 PTS | +350 | 2787 S | 648 PIM | 1342 H | 2372 SB | 839 TkA |

-----Playoffs-----
S63 | WPG -A-| Missed Playoffs
S64 | WPG -A-|   4 GP | 0 G |  0 A |  0 PTS  |  -2 |  9 S  |  0 PIM | 10 H |  8 SB | 0 TkA | 21:37 TOI
S65 | WPG -A-| 14 GP | 2 G |  7 A |  9 PTS  | +0 | 45 S | 0 PIM | 33 H | 31 SB |  7 TkA | 23:11 TOI
S66 | WPG -A-|   5 GP | 1 G |  4 A |  5 PTS  | +2 |  6 S  | 2 PIM |  9 H  |  7 SB | 5 TkA  | 21:12 TOI
S67 | WPG -A-| 15 GP | 1 G |  6 A |  7 PTS  | +5 | 25 S | 2 PIM |  8 H  | 42 SB | 12 TkA | 20:52 TOI
S68 | WPG -A-| 10 GP | 3 G |  2 A |  5 PTS  | +7 | 26 S | 2 PIM | 12 H | 31 SB |  6 TkA | 22:36 TOI
S69 | WPG -A-| 24 GP | 6 G | 10 A | 16 PTS | +7 | 59 S | 9 PIM | 39 H | 34 SB | 28 TkA | 23:22 TOI
S70 | WPG -A-| 22 GP | 1 G | 8 A  |  9 PTS  | +0 | 38 S | 8 PIM | 26 H | 50 SB | 23 TkA | 20:26 TOI
S71 | WPG -A-| 22 GP | 7 G | 15 A | 22 PTS | +5 | 50 S | 6 PIM | 30 H | 42 SB | 23 TkA | 21:47 TOI
S72 | WPG -A-| 19 GP | 4 G |  7 A | 11 PTS | +20 | 48 S | 12 PIM | 20 H | 45 SB | 12 TkA | 22:15 TOI
S73 | WPG -A-| 17 GP | 4 G |  5 A |  9 PTS  | +1  | 30 S | 8 PIM  | 11 H | 49 SB | 16 TkA | 20:46 TOI
S74 | WPG -A-| 22 GP | 2 G |  5 A |  7 PTS  | +5  | 41 S | 4 PIM  | 11 H | 43 SB | 23 TkA | 21:09 TOI
S75 | WPG -A-|  6 GP | 1 G |   0 A |  1 PTS  | -8  |  8 S |  0 PIM  |  6 H |  10 SB |  5 TkA | 21:27 TOI
S76 | WPG -A-| 15 GP | 1 G |  6 A |  7 PTS  | +3  | 29 S | 10 PIM | 9 H |  59 SB |  8 TkA | 20:44 TOI
S77 | WPG     | 5 GP  |  1 G |  0 A |  1 PTS  |  -5  | 11 S | 7 PIM |  5 H |  19 SB |  4 TkA | 22:22 TOI
S78 | WPG     | 4 GP  | 0 G |   0 A |  0 PTS  |  -6  | 2 S |  2 PIM |  5 H |  5 SB |  1 TkA | 22:13 TOI
S79 | WPG     | 4 GP  | 0 G |   0 A |  0 PTS  |  -4  | 5 S |  0 PIM |  2 H |  11 SB |  5 TkA | 22:26 TOI
SHL Career | 208 GP | 34 G | 75 A | 109 PTS | +30 | 432 S | 72 PIM | 236 H | 486 SB | 178 TkA |

----------SMJHL Stats----------
-----Regular Season-----
S58 | STL     | 24 GP |  1 G  |  5 A  |  6 PTS |  -5  |  23 S  |  8 PIM  |  24 H  |  13 SB  |  3 TkA  | 18:15 TOI
S59 | STL     | 66 GP |  5 G  | 11 A | 16 PTS | -31 |  73 S  | 12 PIM |  70 H  |  31 SB  | 30 TkA | 20:49 TOI
S60 | STL -A-| 66 GP |  7 G  | 24 A | 31 PTS |  -7  | 130 S | 16 PIM |  91 H  |  83 SB  | 40 TkA | 20:18 TOI
S61 | STL -C-| 66 GP |  5 G  | 17 A | 22 PTS | -8   | 101 S |  8 PIM  |   90 H | 111 SB | 30 TkA | 20:24 TOI
S62 | STL -C-| 66 GP | 11 G | 23 A | 34 PTS | -26  | 122 S | 71 PIM | 131 H | 125 SB | 32 TkA | 21:33 TOI
SMJHL Career | 288 GP | 29 G | 80 A | 109 PTS | -77 | 449 S | 115 PIM | 406 H | 363 SB | 135 TkA |

-----Playoffs-----
S58 | STL     |  6 GP  | 0 G | 1 A | 1 PTS |  -1 | 10 S | 2 PIM |  2 H |  9 SB  | 1 TkA | 17:13 TOI
S59 | STL     |  7 GP  | 0 G | 1 A | 1 PTS | +3 |   3 S | 0 PIM |  6 H |  6 SB  | 1 TkA | 18:58 TOI
S60 | STL -A-| 11 GP | 0 G | 4 A | 4 PTS | +2 | 19 S | 0 PIM | 22 H | 13 SB | 8 TkA | 20:11 TOI
S61 | STL -C-|  7 GP  | 2 G | 2 A | 4 PTS |  -2 | 14 S | 4 PIM | 16 H | 11 SB | 3 TkA | 19:56 TOI
S62 | STL -C-|  4 GP  | 0 G | 1 A | 1 PTS |  -4 |   1 S | 0 PIM |  5 H |  3 SB  | 3 TkA | 20:41 TOI
SMJHL Career | 35 GP | 2 G | 9 A | 11 PTS | -2 | 47 S | 6 PIM | 51 H | 42 SB | 16 TkA |

----------International Stats----------
-----IIHF-----
S62 | SWI | 13 GP | 2 G | 4 A | 6 PTS | +2 | 19 S | 4 PIM | 11 H | 28 SB | 2 TkA | 17:03 TOI
S63 | SWI | 15 GP | 1 G | 5 A | 6 PTS | +2 | 19 S | 7 PIM | 19 H | 19 SB | 4 TkA | 17:00 TOI
S64 | SWI | 13 GP | 0 G | 2 A | 2 PTS |  -3 |  9 S  | 6 PIM | 15 H | 11 SB | 6 TkA | 18:10 TOI
S65 | SWI | 15 GP | 1 G | 6 A | 7 PTS |  -3 | 22 S | 8 PIM | 25 H | 39 SB | 9 TkA | 20:45 TOI
S66 | SWI | 13 GP | 1 G | 1 A | 2 PTS |  -5 | 18 S | 13 PIM | 9 H | 36 SB | 12 TkA | 22:08 TOI
S67 | SWI | 13 GP | 2 G | 1 A | 3 PTS |  -3 | 15 S |  2 PIM | 6 H  | 31 SB | 8 TkA | 22:30 TOI
S68 | SWI | 13 GP | 0 G | 4 A | 4 PTS |  -3 | 18 S |  6 PIM | 7 H  | 33 SB | 7 TkA | 21:30 TOI
S69 | SWI | 12 GP | 2 G | 1 A | 3 PTS | +3 | 25 S |  0 PIM | 13 H | 31 SB | 11 TkA | 22:02 TOI
S70 | SWI | 12 GP | 2 G | 0 A | 2 PTS | -7  | 22 S |  4 PIM | 10 H | 36 SB | 3 TkA | 23:13 TOI
S71 | SWI | 15 GP | 2 G | 3 A | 5 PTS | +1 | 17 S |  8 PIM | 10 H | 50 SB | 7 TkA | 23:27 TOI
S72 | SWI | 12 GP | 2 G | 1 A | 3 PTS | -6  | 21 S |  5 PIM |  3 H | 42 SB | 4 TkA | 21:14 TOI
S73 | SWI | 12 GP | 0 G | 2 A | 2 PTS | -8  | 13 S |  6 PIM | 13 H | 36 SB | 6 TkA | 22:18 TOI
S74 | SWI | 15 GP | 1 G | 3 A | 4 PTS | +6  | 30 S | 12 PIM | 11 H | 15 SB | 12 TkA | 19:40 TOI
S75 | SWI | 12 GP | 2 G | 4 A | 6 PTS | +3  | 18 S | 12 PIM |  7 H | 19 SB |  6 TkA | 19:18 TOI
S76 | SWI | 15 GP | 1 G | 4 A | 5 PTS | +10 | 27 S | 6 PIM |  10 H | 24 SB | 14 TkA | 20:28 TOI
IIHF Career | 200 GP | 19 G | 41 A | 60 PTS | -11 | 294 S | 99 PIM | 169 H | 450 SB | 111 TkA |

-----WJC-----
S58 | CANW | 12 GP | 0 G | 5 A |  5 PTS  | +2 |  9 S |  4 PIM  | 16 H |  8 SB  | 5 TkA | 15:31 TOI
S59 |  DACH | 15 GP | 0 G | 8 A |  8 PTS  | +8 |  7 S |  0 PIM  | 12 H |  4 SB  | 2 TkA | 07:51 TOI
S60 |  DACH | 15 GP | 5 G | 5 A | 10 PTS | +8 | 26 S |  0 PIM | 11 H |  7 SB  | 9 TkA | 17:20 TOI
S61 |  DACH | 13 GP | 4 G | 4 A |  8 PTS  | +2 | 22 S |  7 PIM | 19 H | 12 SB | 3 TkA | 14:45 TOI
S62 |  DACH | 15 GP | 3 G | 5 A |  8 PTS  | +4 | 25 S | 11 PIM | 18 H | 18 SB | 4 TkA | 22:56 TOI
WJC Career | 70 GP | 12 G | 27 A | 39 PTS | +24 | 89 S | 22 PIM | 76 H | 49 SB | 23 TkA |

----------Transactions----------
S58 - Signed as DFA by St. Louis Scarecrows
S59 - SMJHL - Drafted 8th Overall by St. Louis Scarecrows
S60 - SHL - Drafted 6th Overall by Winnipeg Aurora
S63 - Called up to SHL by Winnipeg Aurora

----------Awards and Achievements----------
S59: WJC Gold Medal - DACH
S59: Zach Miller Trophy Nomination
S60: Zach Miller Trophy Nomination
S60: WJC Bronze Medal - DACH
S63: IIHF Silver Medal - Switzerland
S63: Ryan Jesster Trophy
S63: All-Star Selection
S65: All-Star Game
S65: IIHF Gold Medal - Switzerland
S68: All-Star Game
S68: Bojo Biscuit Trophy Nomination
S69: Bojo Biscuit Trophy Nomination
S69: Scott Stevens Trophy Nomination
S69: All-Star Game
S72: All-Star Game
S72: Challenge Cup
S74: IIHF Silver Medal - Switzerland
S76: IIHF Silver Medal - Switzerland
S77: All-Star Game

----------Peak TPE----------
S58: 177 TPE
S59: 303 TPE
S60: 511 TPE
S61: 728 TPE
S62: 939 TPE
S63: 1139 TPE
S64: 1298 TPE
S65: 1493 TPE
S66: 1676 TPE
S67: 1891 TPE
S68: 2061 TPE
S69: 2078 TPE
S70: 2007 TPE
S71: 1906 TPE
S72: 1813 TPE
S73: 1734 TPE
S74: 1612 TPE
S75: 1456 TPE
S76: 1352 TPE
S77: 1235 TPE
S78: 1112 TPE
S79: 1028 TPE

----------Career Contracts----------
S58: $1.0m STL
S59: $4.7m STL
S60: $2.5m WPG
S61: $2.5m WPG
S62: $2.5m WPG
S63: $3.0m WPG
S64: $3.0m WPG
S65: $3.0m WPG
S66: $4.0m WPG (HTD)
S67: $4.0m WPG (HTD)
S68: $4.0m WPG (HTD)
S69: $4.0m WPG (HTD)(NTC)
S70: $4.0m WPG (HTD)(NTC)
S71: $4.0m WPG (HTD)
S72: $4.0m WPG (HTD)
S73: $5.0m WPG
S74: $5.0m WPG
S75: $4.0m WPG
S76: $4.0m WPG
S77: $4.0m WPG
S78: $3.0m WPG (HTD)
S79: $3.0m WPG (HTD)
S80: $2.0m WPG (HTD)



GM: Mr. Beck
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SMJHL:
S64 Carolina Co-GM [GM: sve7en] - 11th place, Beat MET 1st Round 4-2, Lost to NL 2nd Round 0-4, (22-36-8)
S66 St. Louis Co-GM [GM: Sparky] - 7th place - BYE, Beat VAN 2nd Round 4-3, Lost to QCC in 3rd Round 3-4, (34-25-7)
S67 St. Louis Co-GM [GM: Sparky] - 6th Place - Beat ANC 1st Round 4-1, Beat REG 2nd Round 4-2, Lost to QCC in 3rd Round 3-4, (38-25-3)
S68 St. Louis Co-GM [GM: Sparky] - 6th Place - Beat VAN 1st Round 4-1, Beat NBB 2nd Round 4-2, (35-24-7)
S69 St. Louis Co-GM [GM: Sparky] - 14th Place, Lost to KEL 1st Round 4-2, (13-50-3)
S76 Winnipeg Co-GM [GM: Ace] - 8th Place, Beat NOLA 4-0 1st Round, Beat TEX 4-2 2nd Round, Lost to SFP 4-2 3rd Round, (36-27-3)
S77 Winnipeg Co-GM [GM: Ace] -
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International Clubs:
S58 WJC Co-GM Sweden [GM - Canadice] - 4th place (8-4-0)
S60 WJC GM North America [Co - Big Newff] - 8th place, Lost to Sweden 4-5 in 1st Round, (4-7-1)
S61 WJC GM North America - 9th Place, Missed Playoffs, (3-7-2)
S62 WJC GM North America - 7th place, Lost to BI 0-5 in 1st Round (5-5-2)
S63 WJC GM North America [Co - nhlbeastmode_7777] - 6th place, Lost to DACH 4-5 (OT) in 1st Round, (3-6-3)
S64 WJC GM North America [Co - dylanjj37] - 10th Place, Missed Playoffs, (2-9-1)
S65 WJC GM North America [Co - crazylemire] - 10th Place, Missed Playoffs, (0-12-0)
S66 WJC GM North America - 10th Place, Missed Playoffs, (1-10-1)
S74 IIHF Co-Head Switzerland [Head - Valpix] - 5th Place, Silver Medal (7-0-5-0)
S75 IIHF Co-Head Switzerland [Head - Valpix] - 9th Place, No Playoffs (5-0-6-1)
S76 IIHF Co-Head Switzerland [Head - Valpix] - 1st5th Place, Silver Medal (9-0-3-0)

Jasper Maximov is an Ukrainian man pretending to be a Swedish hockey player. He likes to say he plays at the defense position but to even suggest he practices anything close to hockey is a joke.

Drafted in the second round, 20th overall by the Québec City Citadelles, this crybaby was named captain of the new SMJHL franchise in his rookie year. Unsurprisingly, he was unable to lead the Citadelles very far and after they had favourable calls their way the entire first round, they thankfully fell in the second.

During his second season, he wasn't as bad as during the first but he still sucked.

His third season in the j's was arguably his best and some people thought he should win the best defenseman trophy for having the most points in the league (among other things)... Fools! You don't give trophies to such trash.

He won the Four-Star Cup with the Citadelles in his fourth season because at that point he was basically a full grown man playing against little children. Would've been embarrassing if he didn't win anything at that point... even if it would have been on brand for Maximov. Because he sucks.

He was drafted in the first round, 9th overall by the Winnipeg Jets in what could be known as the biggest reach in history. The franchise was so embarrassed that they rebranded the following season so the Jets name wouldn't lose too much of its luster.

Unsurprisingly, the Aurora has sucked balls since they drafted this sorry excuse of a player. As if the city of Winnipeg isn't suffering enough already.

Elena Maximova | Defense | Los Angeles Panthers
Birthplace: Odessa, Ukraine
Number: 64
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S78: Won Challenge Cup with the Los Angeles Panthers
S76: Traded to the Los Angeles Panthers
S72: Won Four Star Cup with the St. Louis Scarecrows
S72: Traded to the St. Louis Scarecrows
S70: Drafted 3rd overall by the Minnesota Monarchs
S69: Won Quilha Agante Trophy (best SMJHL dman)
S69: Won Four Star Cup with the Québec City Citadelles
S69: Named ass-captain of the Québec City Citadelles
S69: Drafted 3rd overall by the Québec City Citadelles


Jasper Maximov | Defense | New Orleans Specters | Retired
Birthplace: Odessa, Ukraine
Number: 13
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S68: Won gold medal with Sweden
S66: Signed with the New Orleans Specters
S61: Traded to the Baltimore Platoon
S58: Won Four Star Cup with the Québec City Citadelles
S57: Won silver WJC medal with Sweden
S56: Drafted 9th overall by the Winnipeg Jets
S55: Named captain of the Québec City Citadelles
S55: Drafted 20th overall by the Québec City Citadelles


Мариа Максимова | Defense | West Kendall Platoon | Retired
Birthplace: Saint Petersburg, Russia
Number: 9
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Transactions/Achievements:
S38: Won gold medal with Russia
S37: Named alternate captain for the West Kendall Platoon
S32: Won bronze medal with Russia
S28: Won silver medal with Russia
S26: Named to the All-Rookie team
S26: Won gold medal with Russia
S26: Named captain of Russia
S25: Won Four Star Cup with the Kelowna Knights
S25: Won SMJHL Prospects Showcase as co-GM of the Outlaws (/w Lord Pretty Flacko)
S25: Drafted 4th overall by the West Kendall Platoon
S24: Named alternate captain for the Kelowna Knights
S24: Drafted 10th overall by the Kelowna Knights