Miguel Hefeweizen is hanging out with friends when he starts to get a lot of notifications, and he becomes suspicious. He tries to check his facebook, but it won’t let him log in, neither will his email. Now Miguel is starting to panic. He finally manages to check his credit card, and to his dismay, thousands of dollars have been spent on Anime items. His facebook page now shows he’s a dedicated fan of some show called ‘One Punch Man’ and his friends are starting to mock him there and through text messages. Miguel finally gets his card canceled and the charges reversed and is in the process of resetting his facebook and email accounts when he gets an angry phone call from his agent concerning some other comments made by the prankster about some of his sponsors. Fortunately they seem to accept his explanation and apologies at face value, but Miguel has learned a valuable lesson about not using ‘Password1’ as his default password from now on.
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Videl was busy practicing her accuracy on a simulated game at home, when her phone was buzzing about 50 purchases that were just made totaling more than 20,000 dollars. She quickly realized that she had left one of her credit cards in the Anaheim Outlaws team facility. Little did she known at the time, but the facility was actually broken into by supposedly, a rival club had gotten into the team facility. The team would later be identified as the Colorado Raptors, who clearly were a division rival, and have a hatred for the outlaws organization. Videl knew 3 players who could’ve stolen the card, and was able to figure out who stolen the card. It was none other than Yasorj Rosejac, the Raptors goaltender, and resulted in a manhunt for said goalie. To properly catch that perpetrator, Videl had to go capture him disguised as her superhero alias, in which resulted in Rosejac immediately surrendering the stolen credit card, and paying in full the excess change.
bluesfan55 IIHF Federation Head
Too young for this shit
mitchell van der heijden recently found out that a 13 year old scottish teenager had hacked into his twitter account and credit card account. since 13 year olds are edgelords you can figure out what the wee scottish wanker did, saying a bunch of edgy shit that van der heijden vehemently disagreed with and cleared up in a statement once he regained access to his account. the little scottish bastard also posted pro-great britain propaganda (go swiss) and used the hamilton steelhawks center's credit card to buy 15 shirts bearing the insignia of the williams f1 team (as van der heijden is dutch, he loves red bull and their lead driver max verstappen; his reported anger at the purchases was so much that he threw his backup computer out of his apartment) and a big set of bagpipes, which van der heijden actually found useful and set out to learn. it wasn't as bad as it could've been but van der heijden learned to set more stringent passwords.
ty to @High Stick King @EvilAllBran and @Ragnar for the sigs
07-11-2021, 07:59 PM(This post was last modified: 07-17-2021, 09:25 PM by MrRuihu.)
Gerry Atrick can barely remember his login info half the time, the other half of the time, he remembers it and announces it out loud, regardless of who is around.
public places, like the library are definitely his worst place to commit this mistake.
His identity was stolen by a 12 yr old, a 27 yr old, and his wife. the 12 year old decided to spend all his SHL money on fortnite skins, roblox creators club and skins (like seventy dollars to be a dragon) and a literal monkey, which was shipped to gerrys address 'cause the kids a moron, now gerry has a monkey which he forgets about half the time.
the 27 year old buys all the girls shots at the club and still goes home with his hand. all his hard earned cash is also spent by the 27 year old on oldschool runescape and world of warcraft memberships that he never uses, so why even steal his info in the first place? who knows.
His wife uses it to pay for all her meals with her secret lover, which isn't really a secret, just gerry always forgets who that is.
Jarmo is awoken before his alarm, by his phone ringing. *buzzzzz* *buzzzzz*.
“Hello?”, he answers, still half asleep.
“Is this Mr. Keka..layin?”, the unknown voice on the other end of the call asked.
“Kekalainen, and yes it is”, Jarmo responded.
“Oh my sincerest apologies sir! My name is Ronald from MasterCard, just wondering if you made any purchases in Moscow, Russia, in the last 24hrs?”
Jarmo shot up out of bed, he was wide awake now. “No, I definitely haven’t. I’m in Montreal”
“That’s what we were worried about sir. It appears someone has gained access to your card info and has made some fraudulent purchases. Not to be worried, we’ve refunded all purchases and will be issuing you a new card immediately. I’d recommended checking out your other cards and social media to ensure this was an isolated incident”.
“Thank you, I will do that”
“Good day sir, we do apologize. Thank you for using Mastecard”, *click*
Jarmo immediately hopped onto his computer. Within seconds, he realized his Facebook had been hacked too!! He had several texts from friends saying that a new Facebook in his name had added them. He immediately knew what had happened.
Just last night, he received a link from his friend and teammate, James Truong. He normally wouldn’t click such things, but after having a few drinks in his hotel room, he was dying to find out “Which Disney Princess” he was. Must have been some sort of scam! (He thought it was odd that it said he was Snow White, he always pictured himself as more of a Arielle).
Grape Fruit has had many people try and steal his identity, whether online or in person. The easiest situation is when he loses his license and some underage kid tries to use it to buy alcohol. Most of the time, it's not a problem because the underage kids don't have a giant grapefruit for a head. There was a mixup once with a peach but that's a story for another time. The biggest issue grape fruit faces is applying for or using credit cards. The companies always thing it's some kind of joke where someone is pranking them with the name Grape Fruit. However, this is not the case as Grape Fruit is very real and needs real ways to spend money. The worst hot take that could come from Grape Fruit's account would be one negatively talking about LAP. Fruit loves LAP and most people would know it's fake but some people could be very hurt if they saw him post something negative about the team.
Bjorn Bjorn had lost his wallet the day before, and was able to cancel all of his cards and get a new ID. He had thought nothing of the situation and believed it to be done with. Bjorn forgot one important thing about identity theft. The internet and passwords. Bjorn rushed to his computer in the morning to find that the theft had logged onto his most valuable asset. His crypto currency was all messed up! Bjorn had specifically invested $69,420 into dogecoin at 6.9 cents! He was planning on keeping it forever. The thief had sold it all and put the money into REAL stocks. Bjorn Bjorn was super unhappy. He was ashamed that he had lost his diamond hands and that he would not be GOING TO THE MOON with everyone else. In a moment of fury Bjorn mortgaged his house, sold his car, and even sold his favorite lizard. He invested it all into dogecoin to show the identity theft whose boss.
Bjorn subsequently lost all his money on the dips.
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Mikhail Novikov woke up to a barrage of Twitter notifications one day. His twitter was hacked by someone who signed up to a bunch of OnlyFans accounts and was promoting them on his Twitter. The young Russian currently playing for the Anchorage Armada wasn't sure what to do, and decided to reach out to the Anchorage Armada PR, who told him to post a statement and allow him to put the truth out there. Of course, as a professional athelete you wouldn't want to be busted for paying for an OnlysFans. Below, you can find the statement from Mikhail Novikov.
"I did not sign up for these OnlyFans accounts, I only signed up for one and it isn't even one of the one's being promoted on my Twitter account. I wish for those to hack my account to never do this again and leave me alone".
Mosley Jr is a definite party animal and has a history of kind of losing it and leaving things he shouldn't leave unattended to. Unfortunately for Mosley Jr, him leaving his wallet unattended to led to some fraudulent charges on his credit card. At first Mosley was in a panic as he is such a bonehead that he should have known better. After going through his bank to lock his cards before fully cancelling them, Mosley opened up the chase bank app to peruse what this party goer used his card on. The man went to pizza hut and took out a few pizzas, some wings, breadsticks and a 2l of coke. After grabbing food, he went to the supreme store in New York and dropped a few grand on some hype beast stuff. Finally he sat down with his pizza and watch a few porn films and had a grand old time. Thankfully this was on Mosley Jr.s credit card so he could file a fraud report and get that money back. All in all no real issues.
Graphic Task: Post a fraudulent credit card charge relating to this identity theft (make it funny), depict an embarrassing social media post that was "posted" by "your player", or probably easiest of all, depict your player confronting the identity thief (complete with evil moustache)!
One time during my sophomore season with the Calgary Dragons there was a fan that hacked into my twitter account and falsely announced my retirement from the SHL. This fan was not happy with how Marner was playing so as a result went as far as to also impersonate him in a call to general manager Esa Anrikkanen that Marner was going to void his contract to follow through with his retirement plans and also went ahead to text a bunch of Manrer’s teammates as well. While this was all happening Marner was spending a rare family weekend getaway during the regular season after getting a couple days off. Marner was totally obvious to the whole situation as he was in the middle of the forest camping with his family without any sort of cell service and only came aware to this whole situation forty eight hours after it all started. Luckily he was able to clear up the situation short after coming back to the city.
In an unfortunate turn of events, Strawberry Sailfish has been hacked, and has had his identity stolen from someone who not only hates fish, but eats them! This person has posted on Strawberry Sailfish's social media with anti fish propaganda, causing Strawberry Sailfish to be CANCELLED. This has resulted in SS losing his brand new shoe deal with Nike, as well as the loss of many of his underwater fish fans. Those who were often considered his biggest fans have migrated to Robot Sunfish instead, and in just a weeks time SS has lost 10 million followers (of his 8 billion followers). With the stolen identity, the unknown perpetrator, who goes by Bob Chan, has robbed an orphanage in SS's name, and has also committed several acts of murder! Authorities are still trying to figure out how he disguised himself perfectly in Strawberry Sailfish's image. Luckily, he was caught recently after buying alcohol under SS's name. As a devout prayer to Watermelon Walrus, Strawberry Sailfish does not drink, and therefore authorities caught onto this Bob Chan fellow very quickly. While in jail, Bob Chan mentioned the user @zaynzk. As this case continues, we will be able to see more secrets be unveiled on this mysterious case.
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