07-12-2021, 09:10 AM
(This post was last modified: 07-12-2021, 09:11 AM by Ragnar .)
Someone stole everything from Chimkin Wing. His identity, his bank account, his twitter handle, his entire life.
So, here’s a quick run down of a day in the life of the asshole who stole Chimkin Wing’s identity:
"Oh boy, it’s a new day and I am now a SHL fourth liner. I bet I have millions of dollars in my bank account."
(Checks bank account and sees balance is $3.65)
“Oh what the fuck. Why are there so many transactions for Jones Good Ass BBQ and Foot Massage? This dude spent $400 there every single day the past six months.”
(He’s a millionaire technically, so he has to have a good credit score… right?)
“Okay credit karma… 400!? How the fuck do you have a multimillion dollar contract with a pro sports team and you have a credit score of 400? Why does he have so many lines of credit open? His Bath and Body Works card is maxed out, he has a Toys’R’Us card? They’re not even a thing anymore!”
The thief proceeded to tweet something he thought his followers wouldn’t deem suspicious.
“google how to find feet pics of @
Zombiewolf “
Yeah, they’ll never suspect a thing….
Sigs by Me, Merica, High Stick King, Rum_Ham, Jess, vulfzilla, enigmatic, and Carpy
Brian Morley | LAP | S30 Hall of Fame | Buffalo Stampede Co-GM
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CAREER AWARDS/ACCOMPLISHMENTS:
1x Challenge Cup (S17)
2x 1st All-Star Team (S22, S24)
1x 2nd All-Star Team (S23)
1x Sergei Karpotsov Trophy (S22)
2x Jay McDonald Trophy (S22, S24)
2x Damian Littleton Nominee (S21)
2x Ron Mexico Nominee (S22, S23)
2x Jeff Dar Nominee (S23, S24)
First, second and fifth most goals in a season in the 52 game era
Second most points in a season in the 52 game era
Second most goals by a player in Los Angeles Panthers franchise history
Second most points by a player in Los Angeles Panthers franchise history
Most goals, assists and points by a player drafted in S14
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CAREER STATS:
758 GP: 265 Goals, 328 Assists, 593 Points
Chimkin Wing | Right Wing | Retired Beef Cake
Jersey Number: 35
Height: 6ft 8in
Weight: 225 lbs
Birthplace: Zrenjanin, Serbia
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Signed as a free agent in S55 with the Anchorage Armada
Drafted 47th overall in the S56 SHL draft by the Buffalo Stampede
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SMJHL REGULAR SEASON STATS:
S55: GP: 10 | W: 5 | L: 4 | OTL: 0 | GAA: 2.31 | SV%: .910 | SO: 1
S56: GP: 26 | W: 12 L: 8 | OTL: 3 | GAA: 2.59 | SV%: .893 | SO: 2
S57: GP: 53 | W: 33 L: 12 | OTL: 7 | GAA: 2.02 | SV%: .920 | SO: 8
S58: GP: 51 | W: 27 L: 22 | OTL: 2 | GAA: 2.11 | SV%: .927 | SO: 8
SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS:
S57: GP: 16 | W: 12 L: 3 | OTL: 1 | GAA: 1.86 | SV%: .926 | SO: 1
S58: GP: 21 | W: 13 L: 7 | OTL: 1 | GAA: 2.56 | SV%: .906 | SO: 0
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SHL REGULAR SEASON STATS:
S58: GP: 3 | W: 2 | L: 0 | OTL: 1 | GAA: 1.95 | SV%: .880 | SO: 1
S59: GP: 66 | G: 8 | A: 26 | P: 34 | +/-: 38 | PIM: 16
S60: GP: 66 | G: 19 | A: 23 | P: 42 | +/-: 32 | PIM: 12
S61: GP: 66 | G: 11 | A: 31 | P: 42 | +/-: 36 | PIM: 38
S62: GP: 66 | G: 4 | A: 38 | P: 42 | +/-: 34 | PIM: 12
S63: GP: 66 | G: 6 | A: 28 | P: 34 | +/-: 7 | PIM: 19
S64: GP: 66 | G: 36 | A: 54 | P: 90 | +/-: 44 | PIM: 16
S65: GP: 66 | G: 44 | A: 41 | P: 85 | +/-: 18 | PIM: 18
S66: GP: 66 | G: 27 | A: 54 | P: 81 | +/-: 12 | PIM: 34
S67: GP: 66 | G: 20 | A: 55 | P: 75 | +/-: -10 | PIM: 44
S68: GP: 66 | G: 33 | A: 57 | P: 90 | +/-: 32 | PIM: 20
S69: GP: 66 | G: 32 | A: 59 | P: 91 | +/-: 31 | PIM: 34
S70: GP: 66 | G: 12 | A: 64 | P: 76 | +/-: 31 | PIM: 26
S71: GP: 66 | G: 23 | A: 38 | P: 61 | +/-: 22 | PIM: 26
S72: GP: 66 | G: 22 | A: 33 | P: 55 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 34
S73: GP: 66 | G: 17 | A: 39 | P: 56 | +/-: 21 | PIM: 20
S74: GP: 66 | G: 29 | A: 38 | P: 67 | +/-: 28 | PIM: 20
TOT: GP: 1056 | G: 343 | A: 678 | P: 1021 | +/-: 376 | PIM: 389
SHL PLAYOFF STATS:
S59: GP: 19 | G: 2 | A: 7 | P: 9 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 4
S60: GP: 22 | G: 6 | A: 15 | P: 21 | +/-: 12 | PIM: 4
S61: GP: 9 | G: 1 | A: 5 | P: 6 | +/-: 7 | PIM: 2
S62: GP: 9 | G: 2 | A: 3 | P: 5 | +/-: 3 | PIM: 2
S63: GP: 12 | G: 1 | A: 4 | P: 5 | +/-: 2 | PIM: 0
S64: GP: 11 | G: 4 | A: 8 | P: 12 | +/-: 2 | PIM: 2
S65: GP: 18 | G: 12 | A: 14 | P: 26 | +/-: 12 | PIM: 0
S66: GP: 16 | G: 4 | A: 9 | P: 13 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 2
S67: GP: 4 | G: 1 | A: 2 | P: 3 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 0
S68: GP: 17 | G: 10 | A: 17 | P: 27 | +/-: 6 | PIM: 10
S69: GP: 4 | G: 1 | A: 4 | P: 5 | +/-: -5 | PIM: 2
S70: GP: 7 | G: 2 | A: 1 | P: 3 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 2
S71: GP: 21 | G: 7 | A: 17 | P: 24 | +/-: 6 | PIM: 4
S72: GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: -4 | PIM: 0
S73: GP: 6 | G: 1 | A: 6 | P: 6 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 2
S74: GP: 9 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: -3 | PIM: 4
TOT: GP: 189 | G: 54 | A: 114 | P: 168 | +/-: 34 | PIM: 40
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AWARDS AND ACCOLADES:
S55 Matt Lewis-Flood Trophy
S57 Four Star Cup Champion
S57 SMJHL Second All Star Team
S57 Brodie Witzel Trophy - Playoffs MVP
S58 SMJHL First All Star Team
S58 Matt Lewis-Flood Trophy
S58 Cedric Robinson Trophy - Best Goalie
S60 Challenge Cup Champion
S64 Named Buffalo Stampede Captain
S64 Aidan Richan Award
S69 SHL All Star
S71 Challenge Cup Champion
Ongo Gablogian, the art collector | RD | Carolina Kraken
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Charmed, I'm sure
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Jersey Number: 0
Height: 4 ft 10in
Weight: 290 lbs
Birthplace: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
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Drafted 8th overall by the Carolina Kraken in S74
Drafted 39th overall by the Buffalo Stampede in S75
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REGULAR SEASON STATS
S74: GP: 66 | G: 3 | A: 22 | P: 25 | +/-: -16 | PIM: 32 | HITS: 109
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PLAYOFF STATS
S74: DNQ
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AWARDS AND ACCOLADES
Fuckin' nothing so far. Or probably ever.
❤!! RIP to the big homies 701 and Mac !!❤
By-Tor SHL GM
Jack of All Trades
"Damn it, Ville! Where is my credit card?!"
"I'm sure it is in your wallet, sir. It's always there."
Marcel picks the wallet up off the hotel bed and walks over to Ville. Ville could see nothing wrong with the wallet at first glance - everything seemed to be in place.
"Look: cash, picture of Floutenhoften, massage card, no credit card."
"Interesting, sir. Do you think the hotel staff took it?"
"Ville, I don't want to go around accusing people, but how is there any other alternative? Get the hotel management on the phone."
"Very good, sir. One moment."
"Hello, this is Ricardo, manager of the Ramada Inn. How can I help you?"
"Hey, Ricardo, was my room cleaned recently? It seems some of my personal affects were stolen."
"I'm very sorry to hear that, sir. Let me check. ... No, in fact, your room has not been cleaned since yesterday."
"Very interesting. Thank you, Ricardo." "Ville, what do you think happened??"
"I don't know, sir. Maybe you dropped it while we were at that boat party."
"Maybe. Can you just go ahead and call the company and cancel the card? I don't want whoever took it to get too much."
"Yes, sir."
Ville picks up the phone and dials a number.
"Sir, the credit card company is telling me that $10,000 of purchases were made in the last 24 hours, but they did not notify you due to your past spending habits."
"Are you f%#$ kidding me right now?"
"Sir, they say that all $10,000 was spent on ... sports bras?
Marcel hangs his head and gives out a sigh.
"Damn it, Miranda."
Credit to enigmatic, Merica, and tweedledunn for sigs
Marcel Beck || #21 || D || Winnipeg Aurora || 1161 TPE || 2078 Max TPE
Draft Class: S60
Height: 6' 3"
Weight: 212 lbs
Number: 21
Nation: Switzerland
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----------SHL Stats----------
-----Regular Season-----
S63 | WPG -A-| 66 GP | 5 G | 25 A | 30 PTS | -54 | 106 S | 50 PIM | 107 H | 144 SB | 35 TkA | 22:53 TOI
S64 | WPG -A-| 66 GP | 9 G | 20 A | 29 PTS | -9 | 170 S | 60 PIM | 100 H | 168 SB | 28 TkA | 22:48 TOI
S65 | WPG -A-| 66 GP | 6 G | 38 A | 44 PTS | +15| 204 S | 22 PIM | 127 H | 106 SB | 22 TkA | 22:02 TOI
S66 | WPG -A-| 66 GP | 9 G | 29 A | 38 PTS | +1 | 202 S | 46 PIM | 86 H | 91 SB | 65 TkA | 21:58 TOI
S67 | WPG -A-| 66 GP | 7 G | 30 A | 37 PTS | +43| 155 S | 27 PIM | 68 H | 126 SB | 37 TkA | 21:17 TOI
S68 | WPG -A-| 66 GP |13 G |35 A | 48 PTS | +36 | 189 S | 45 PIM | 77 H | 206 SB | 53 TkA | 22:19 TOI
S69 | WPG -A-| 66 GP |15 G |40 A | 55 PTS | +44 | 246 S | 49 PIM | 78 H | 136 SB | 79 TkA | 23:17 TOI
S70 | WPG -A-| 66 GP | 6 G | 39 A | 45 PTS | +44 | 202 S | 36 PIM | 73 H | 157 SB | 41 TkA | 20:45 TOI
S71 | WPG -A-| 66 GP | 3 G | 36 A | 39 PTS | +43 | 205 S | 48 PIM | 102 H | 104 SB | 68 TkA | 21:07 TOI
S72 | WPG -A-| 66 GP| 11 G | 29 A | 40 PTS | +49 | 161 S | 42 PIM | 73 H | 109 SB | 80 TkA | 22:14 TOI
S73 | WPG -A-| 66 GP| 11 G | 30 A | 41 PTS | +72 | 141 S | 54 PIM | 74 H | 141 SB | 41 TkA | 20:39 TOI
S74 | WPG -A-| 66 GP| 9 G | 21 A | 30 PTS | +10 | 145 S | 22 PIM | 53 H | 138 SB | 41 TkA | 20:14 TOI
S75 | WPG -A-| 66 GP| 6 G | 21 A | 27 PTS | +37 | 123 S | 30 PIM | 63 H | 88 SB | 50 TkA | 20:32 TOI
S76 | WPG | 66 GP| 5 G | 28 A | 33 PTS | +47 | 114 S | 20 PIM | 49 H | 132 SB | 54 TkA | 21:07 TOI
S77 | WPG |
SHL Career | 924 GP | 115 G | 421 A | 536 PTS | +378 | 2363 S | 551 PIM | 1130 H | 1846 SB | 694 TkA |
-----Playoffs-----
S63 | WPG -A-| Missed Playoffs
S64 | WPG -A-| 4 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 PTS | -2 | 9 S | 0 PIM | 10 H | 8 SB | 0 TkA | 21:37 TOI
S65 | WPG -A-| 14 GP | 2 G | 7 A | 9 PTS | +0 | 45 S | 0 PIM | 33 H | 31 SB | 7 TkA | 23:11 TOI
S66 | WPG -A-| 5 GP | 1 G | 4 A | 5 PTS | +2 | 6 S | 2 PIM | 9 H | 7 SB | 5 TkA | 21:12 TOI
S67 | WPG -A-| 15 GP | 1 G | 6 A | 7 PTS | +5 | 25 S | 2 PIM | 8 H | 42 SB | 12 TkA | 20:52 TOI
S68 | WPG -A-| 10 GP | 3 G | 2 A | 5 PTS | +7 | 26 S | 2 PIM | 12 H | 31 SB | 6 TkA | 22:36 TOI
S69 | WPG -A-| 24 GP | 6 G | 10 A | 16 PTS | +7 | 59 S | 9 PIM | 39 H | 34 SB | 28 TkA | 23:22 TOI
S70 | WPG -A-| 22 GP | 1 G | 8 A | 9 PTS | +0 | 38 S | 8 PIM | 26 H | 50 SB | 23 TkA | 20:26 TOI
S71 | WPG -A-| 22 GP | 7 G | 15 A | 22 PTS | +5 | 50 S | 6 PIM | 30 H | 42 SB | 23 TkA | 21:47 TOI
S72 | WPG -A-| 19 GP | 4 G | 7 A | 11 PTS | +20 | 48 S | 12 PIM | 20 H | 45 SB | 12 TkA | 22:15 TOI
S73 | WPG -A-| 17 GP | 4 G | 5 A | 9 PTS | +1 | 30 S | 8 PIM | 11 H | 49 SB | 16 TkA | 20:46 TOI
S74 | WPG -A-| 22 GP | 2 G | 5 A | 7 PTS | +5 | 41 S | 4 PIM | 11 H | 43 SB | 23 TkA | 21:09 TOI
S75 | WPG -A-| 6 GP | 1 G | 0 A | 1 PTS | -8 | 8 S | 0 PIM | 6 H | 10 SB | 5 TkA | 21:27 TOI
S76 | WPG -A-| 15 GP | 1 G | 6 A | 7 PTS | +3 | 29 S | 10 PIM | 9 H | 59 SB | 8 TkA | 20:44 TOI
SHL Career | 195 GP | 33 G | 7569 A | 108 PTS | +45 | 414 S | 63 PIM | 224 H | 451 SB | 168 TkA |
----------SMJHL Stats----------
-----Regular Season-----
S58 | STL | 24 GP | 1 G | 5 A | 6 PTS | -5 | 23 S | 8 PIM | 24 H | 13 SB | 3 TkA | 18:15 TOI
S59 | STL | 66 GP | 5 G | 11 A | 16 PTS | -31 | 73 S | 12 PIM | 70 H | 31 SB | 30 TkA | 20:49 TOI
S60 | STL -A-| 66 GP | 7 G | 24 A | 31 PTS | -7 | 130 S | 16 PIM | 91 H | 83 SB | 40 TkA | 20:18 TOI
S61 | STL -C-| 66 GP | 5 G | 17 A | 22 PTS | -8 | 101 S | 8 PIM | 90 H | 111 SB | 30 TkA | 20:24 TOI
S62 | STL -C-| 66 GP | 11 G | 23 A | 34 PTS | -26 | 122 S | 71 PIM | 131 H | 125 SB | 32 TkA | 21:33 TOI
SMJHL Career | 288 GP | 29 G | 80 A | 109 PTS | -77 | 449 S | 115 PIM | 406 H | 363 SB | 135 TkA |
-----Playoffs-----
S58 | STL | 6 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 1 PTS | -1 | 10 S | 2 PIM | 2 H | 9 SB | 1 TkA | 17:13 TOI
S59 | STL | 7 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 1 PTS | +3 | 3 S | 0 PIM | 6 H | 6 SB | 1 TkA | 18:58 TOI
S60 | STL -A-| 11 GP | 0 G | 4 A | 4 PTS | +2 | 19 S | 0 PIM | 22 H | 13 SB | 8 TkA | 20:11 TOI
S61 | STL -C-| 7 GP | 2 G | 2 A | 4 PTS | -2 | 14 S | 4 PIM | 16 H | 11 SB | 3 TkA | 19:56 TOI
S62 | STL -C-| 4 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 1 PTS | -4 | 1 S | 0 PIM | 5 H | 3 SB | 3 TkA | 20:41 TOI
SMJHL Career | 35 GP | 2 G | 9 A | 11 PTS | -2 | 47 S | 6 PIM | 51 H | 42 SB | 16 TkA |
----------International Stats----------
-----IIHF-----
S62 | SWI | 13 GP | 2 G | 4 A | 6 PTS | +2 | 19 S | 4 PIM | 11 H | 28 SB | 2 TkA | 17:03 TOI
S63 | SWI | 15 GP | 1 G | 5 A | 6 PTS | +2 | 19 S | 7 PIM | 19 H | 19 SB | 4 TkA | 17:00 TOI
S64 | SWI | 13 GP | 0 G | 2 A | 2 PTS | -3 | 9 S | 6 PIM | 15 H | 11 SB | 6 TkA | 18:10 TOI
S65 | SWI | 15 GP | 1 G | 6 A | 7 PTS | -3 | 22 S | 8 PIM | 25 H | 39 SB | 9 TkA | 20:45 TOI
S66 | SWI | 13 GP | 1 G | 1 A | 2 PTS | -5 | 18 S | 13 PIM | 9 H | 36 SB | 12 TkA | 22:08 TOI
S67 | SWI | 13 GP | 2 G | 1 A | 3 PTS | -3 | 15 S | 2 PIM | 6 H | 31 SB | 8 TkA | 22:30 TOI
S68 | SWI | 13 GP | 0 G | 4 A | 4 PTS | -3 | 18 S | 6 PIM | 7 H | 33 SB | 7 TkA | 21:30 TOI
S69 | SWI | 12 GP | 2 G | 1 A | 3 PTS | +3 | 25 S | 0 PIM | 13 H | 31 SB | 11 TkA | 22:02 TOI
S70 | SWI | 12 GP | 2 G | 0 A | 2 PTS | -7 | 22 S | 4 PIM | 10 H | 36 SB | 3 TkA | 23:13 TOI
S71 | SWI | 15 GP | 2 G | 3 A | 5 PTS | +1 | 17 S | 8 PIM | 10 H | 50 SB | 7 TkA | 23:27 TOI
S72 | SWI | 12 GP | 2 G | 1 A | 3 PTS | -6 | 21 S | 5 PIM | 3 H | 42 SB | 4 TkA | 21:14 TOI
S73 | SWI | 12 GP | 0 G | 2 A | 2 PTS | -8 | 13 S | 6 PIM | 13 H | 36 SB | 6 TkA | 22:18 TOI
S74 | SWI | 15 GP | 1 G | 3 A | 4 PTS | +6 | 30 S | 12 PIM | 11 H | 15 SB | 12 TkA | 19:40 TOI
S75 | SWI | 12 GP | 2 G | 4 A | 6 PTS | +3 | 18 S | 12 PIM | 7 H | 19 SB | 6 TkA | 19:18 TOI
S76 | SWI | 15 GP | 1 G | 4 A | 5 PTS | +10 | 27 S | 6 PIM | 10 H | 24 SB | 14 TkA | 20:28 TOI
IIHF Career | 200 GP | 19 G | 41 A | 60 PTS | -11 | 294 S | 99 PIM | 169 H | 450 SB | 111 TkA |
-----WJC-----
S58 | CANW | 12 GP | 0 G | 5 A | 5 PTS | +2 | 9 S | 4 PIM | 16 H | 8 SB | 5 TkA | 15:31 TOI
S59 | DACH | 15 GP | 0 G | 8 A | 8 PTS | +8 | 7 S | 0 PIM | 12 H | 4 SB | 2 TkA | 07:51 TOI
S60 | DACH | 15 GP | 5 G | 5 A | 10 PTS | +8 | 26 S | 0 PIM | 11 H | 7 SB | 9 TkA | 17:20 TOI
S61 | DACH | 13 GP | 4 G | 4 A | 8 PTS | +2 | 22 S | 7 PIM | 19 H | 12 SB | 3 TkA | 14:45 TOI
S62 | DACH | 15 GP | 3 G | 5 A | 8 PTS | +4 | 25 S | 11 PIM | 18 H | 18 SB | 4 TkA | 22:56 TOI
WJC Career | 70 GP | 12 G | 27 A | 39 PTS | +24 | 89 S | 22 PIM | 76 H | 49 SB | 23 TkA |
----------Transactions----------
S58 - Signed as DFA by St. Louis Scarecrows
S59 - SMJHL - Drafted 8th Overall by St. Louis Scarecrows
S60 - SHL - Drafted 6th Overall by Winnipeg Aurora
S63 - Called up to SHL by Winnipeg Aurora
----------Awards and Achievements----------
S59: WJC Gold Medal - DACH
S59: Zach Miller Trophy Nomination
S60: Zach Miller Trophy Nomination
S60: WJC Bronze Medal - DACH
S63: IIHF Silver Medal - Switzerland
S63: Ryan Jesster Trophy
S63: All-Star Selection
S65: All-Star Game
S65: IIHF Gold Medal - Switzerland
S68: All-Star Game
S68: Bojo Biscuit Trophy Nomination
S69: Bojo Biscuit Trophy Nomination
S69: Scott Stevens Trophy Nomination
S72: All-Star Game
S72: Challenge Cup
S74: IIHF Silver Medal - Switzerland
S76: IIHF Silver Medal - Switzerland
----------Peak TPE----------
S58: 177 TPE
S59: 303 TPE
S60: 511 TPE
S61: 728 TPE
S62: 939 TPE
S63: 1139 TPE
S64: 1298 TPE
S65: 1493 TPE
S66: 1676 TPE
S67: 1891 TPE
S68: 2061 TPE
S69: 2078 TPE
S70: 2007 TPE
S71: 1906 TPE
S72: 1813 TPE
S73: 1734 TPE
S74: 1612 TPE
S75: 1456 TPE
S76: 1352 TPE
----------Career Contracts----------
S58: $1.0m STL
S59: $4.7m STL
S60: $2.5m WPG
S61: $2.5m WPG
S62: $2.5m WPG
S63: $3.0m WPG
S64: $3.0m WPG
S65: $3.0m WPG
S66: $4.0m WPG (HTD)
S67: $4.0m WPG (HTD)
S68: $4.0m WPG (HTD)
S69: $4.0m WPG (HTD)(NTC)
S70: $4.0m WPG (HTD)(NTC)
S71: $4.0m WPG (HTD)
S72: $4.0m WPG (HTD)
S73: $5.0m WPG
S74: $5.0m WPG
S75: $4.0m WPG
S76: $4.0m WPG
S77: $4.0m WPG
GM: Mr. Beck
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SMJHL:
S64 Carolina Co-GM [GM: sve7en] - 11th place, Beat MET 1st Round 4-2, Lost to NL 2nd Round 0-4, (22-36-8)
S66 St. Louis Co-GM [GM: Sparky] - 7th place - BYE, Beat VAN 2nd Round 4-3, Lost to QCC in 3rd Round 3-4, (34-25-7)
S67 St. Louis Co-GM [GM: Sparky] - 6th Place - Beat ANC 1st Round 4-1, Beat REG 2nd Round 4-2, Lost to QCC in 3rd Round 3-4, (38-25-3)
S68 St. Louis Co-GM [GM: Sparky] - 6th Place - Beat VAN 1st Round 4-1, Beat NBB 2nd Round 4-2, (35-24-7)
S69 St. Louis Co-GM [GM: Sparky] - 14th Place, Lost to KEL 1st Round 4-2, (13-50-3)
S76 Winnipeg Co-GM [GM: Ace] - 8th Place, Beat NOLA 4-0 1st Round, Beat TEX 4-2 2nd Round, Lost to SFP 4-2 3rd Round, (36-27-3)
S77 Winnipeg Co-GM [GM: Ace] -
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International Clubs:
S58 WJC Co-GM Sweden [GM - Canadice] - 4th place (8-4-0)
S60 WJC GM North America [Co - Big Newff] - 8th place, Lost to Sweden 4-5 in 1st Round, (4-7-1)
S61 WJC GM North America - 9th Place, Missed Playoffs, (3-7-2)
S62 WJC GM North America - 7th place, Lost to BI 0-5 in 1st Round (5-5-2)
S63 WJC GM North America [Co - nhlbeastmode_7777] - 6th place, Lost to DACH 4-5 (OT) in 1st Round, (3-6-3)
S64 WJC GM North America [Co - dylanjj37] - 10th Place, Missed Playoffs, (2-9-1)
S65 WJC GM North America [Co - crazylemire] - 10th Place, Missed Playoffs, (0-12-0)
S66 WJC GM North America - 10th Place, Missed Playoffs, (1-10-1)
S74 IIHF Co-Head Switzerland [Head - Valpix] - 5th Place, Silver Medal (7-0-5-0)
S75 IIHF Co-Head Switzerland [Head - Valpix] - 9th Place, No Playoffs (5-0-6-1)
S76 IIHF Co-Head Switzerland [Head - Valpix] - 1st5th Place, Silver Medal (9-0-3-0)
After a long weekend of SHL games, the boys thought it would be fun to go out on the town to celebrate the recent wins and keep the cup celebration going. The boys did some bar hopping before ending up at The Goat - notorious for a good time, although not always remembered. Cillian offered to pick up the tab and signed the bill but accidentally left his credit card and phone on the table in the process. The next morning Cillian woke up with a raging headache and a knock on the door from head coach, Puoli asking why he was asking for a trade out of Texas. Cillian's Facebook had been hacked and his identity stolen. 5 charges before noon the next day on his American Express card totaling over $5000. Cillian quickly deleted all the fake news posts on his social media and changed all his passwords while also locking his bank accounts. No damage was done in the end however he will certainly be much more careful when going on for a night on the town with the Renegades.
Word Count: 182
Beau Kavanagh | Goaltender | Great Falls Grizzlies
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BIRTHPLACE: Kilkenny, Ireland
HEIGHT: 6'4
WEIGHT: 205 lbs
JERSEY NUMBER: 29
PLAYER TYPE: Hybrid Goalie
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SMJHL Career Regular Season Statistics
Cillian Kavanagh | Goaltender | Texa s Renegades | S51-S70
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BIRTHPLACE: Limerick, Ireland
HEIGHT: 6'4
WEIGHT: 205 lbs
JERSEY NUMBER: 30
PLAYER TYPE: Hybrid Goalie
PEAK TPE: 2084
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SMJHL Career Regular Season Statistics
KEL S51: GP: 5, W: 1, L: 2, OTL: 1, SAVE %: .840, GAA: 4.30
KEL S52: GP 20, W: 8, L: 8, OTL: 2, SAVE %: .897, GAA: 2.97
KEL S53: GP: 44, W: 27, L: 14, OTL: 3, SAVE %: .906, GAA: 2.43
KEL S54: GP: 39, W: 22, L: 11, OTL: 6, SAVE %: .915, GAA: 2.14
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SHL Career Regular Season Statistics
SFP S55: GP: 50, W: 15, L: 32, OTL: 2, SAVE %: .901, GAA: 4.06
SFP S56: GP: 32, W: 4, L: 22, OTL: 1, SAVE %: 9.16, GAA: 4.79
TEX S57: GP: 37, W: 23, L: 13, OTL: 0, SAVE %: 9.26, GAA: 2.36
TEX S58: GP: 37, W: 30, L: 6, OTL: 0, SAVE %: .914, GAA: 2.17
TEX S59: GP: 42, W: 30, L: 10, OTL: 2, SAVE %: .923, GAA: 2.16
TEX S60: GP: 54, W: 32, L: 19, OTL: 3, SAVE %: .914, GAA: 2.57
TEX S61: GP: 54, W: 39, L: 14, OTL: 1, SAVE %: .911, GAA: 2.56
TEX S62: GP: 54, W: 38, L: 10, OTL: 5, SAVE %: .914, GAA: 2.36
TEX S63: GP: 54, W: 38, L: 14, OTL: 2, SAVE %: .924, GAA: 1.92
TEX S64: GP: 54, W: 35, L: 12, OTL: 7, SAVE %: .911, GAA: 2.64
TEX S65: GP: 58, W: 16, L: 34, OTL: 5, SAVE %: .911, GAA: 3.94
TEX S66: GP: 53, W: 17, L: 30, OTL: 5, SAVE %: .900, GAA: 3.92
TEX S67: GP: 54, W: 11, L: 37, OTL: 2, SAVE %: .887, GAA: 4.62
TEX S68: GP: 49, W: 11, L: 35, OTL: 3, SAVE %: .887, GAA: 4.87
TEX S69: GP: 29, W: 6, L: 14, OTL: 0, SAVE %: .892, GAA: 4.54
TEX S70: GP: 26, W: 9, L: 8, OTL: 1, SAVE %: .916, GAA: 4.71
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Transactions
S51 - Signed by the Kelowna Knights for $3M ($2M HO Bonus)
S52 - Drafted 22nd Overall by the San Francisco Pride in the SHL Entry Draft
S52 - Signed 1 Year, $2.5M with the San Francisco Pride
S53 - Signed 2 Year $4M (S55 $2M) with the San Francisco Pride
S57 - Signed 3 Year, $4M a Year, with the Texas Renegades
S60 - Signed 3 Year, $6M a Year, with the Texas Renegades
S63 - Signed 1 Year, $6M with the Texas Renegades
S64 - Signed 2 Year, $5M a Year, with the Texas Renegades
S66 - Signed 2 Year, $5M a Year, with the Texas Renegades
S68 - Signed 1 Year, $4M a Year, with the Texas Renegades
S69 - Signed 1 Year, $3M a Year, with the Texas Renegades
S70 - Signed 1 Year, $3M a Year, with the Texas Renegades
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Awards & Honors
S51 - Silver Medal at the WJC as Team Sweden's Starting Goaltender
S53 - Finalist for Tom Corcoran Trophy for SMJHL's Best Goaltender
S54 - Recipient of Tom Corcoran Trophy for SMJHL's Best Goaltender
S54 - All-SMJHL Team (1st Team)
S57 - SHL 2nd Team All-Star Participant
S59 - SHL Western Conference All-Star Team Participant
S59 - Texas Renegades, Challenge Cup Champions
S59 - IIHF Bronze Medal, Team Norway
S59 - Finalist for John McBride Award for SHL's Best Goaltender
S59 - Recipient of Anton Razov Award for SHL Playoff MVP
S59 - Recipient of the Mike Honcho Award for Lowest Goal Against Average
S59 - SHL 3rd Team All-Star Participant
S60 - SHL All-Star Participant
S60 - Recipient of the Mike Honcho Award for Lowest Goal Against Average
S61 - IIHF Best Goaltender, Team Norway
S62 - Texas Renegades, Challenge Cup Champions
S62 - Recipient of Anton Razov Award for SHL Playoff MVP
S63 - Recipient of the Mike Honcho Award for Lowest Goal Against Average
S63 - Finalist for John McBride Award for SHL's Best Goaltender
S63 - SHL 2nd Team All-Star Participant
Charlie Conway | Center | Colorado Mammoths | S26-S30
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BIRTHPLACE: St. Paul, Minnesota
HEIGHT: 5'11
WEIGHT: 200 lbs
JERSEY NUMBER: 96
PLAYER TYPE: Playmaker
POSITION: Center
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Awards & Honors
S25 - Drafted 4th Round, 32nd Overall by the Colorado Mammoths
S26 - Named Assistant Captain of the Colorado Mammoths
S26 - Colorado Mammoths, Four Star Cup Champions
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News alert: THERE IS AN IMPOSTER ZOLTAN WANDERING AROUND THE TAMPA BAY AREA. PLEASE ALERT THE REAL ZOLTAN AT 1-888-ZOLTANNOW IF YOU SEE HIM OR HER. WE ARE NOT SURE IF IT IS ACTUALLY A PERSON. A mannequin is on the loose wearing nothing but some form fitting high strength industrial bubble wrap. The mannequin or person was last spotted riding the roller coaster at Busch Gardens Tampa bay. Or maybe it was at the zoo were not really entirely sure. People keep calling and reporting but by the time we get there the mannequin is gone. We are short staffed (its literally just me, the real Zoltan) trying to figure out who is doing this. IT IS SLANDER! They are trying to tarnish the good name that is Zoltan. I give back the community. I am not just a lifeless mannequin sitting on the bench letting the birds pop the bubbles for their yummy delicious crumbs. Please alert me if you see this “imposter” mannequin or person. We could use more members, please be in touch.
When Eero Makela found out that his identity had been stolen, he was far more upset about the hassle of getting a new driver's license than the leaked nudes. "Honestly, the feedback has been tremendous and now I'm considering opening an OnlyFans to try to break that annoying super bowl ad girl's record."
Indeed, a user account named EeroMakelaNudeLeaks was created overnight on several popular pornographic websites and subsequently lived up to the username, posting approximately 3 gigabytes of images and videos.
"My teammates thought it was hilarious, until they saw how much support and encouragement I was receiving," Makela continued. "When a GoFundMe was set up in my name and reached its $1,000,000 goal in 47 minutes, I think the boys in the locker room took notice. I really have to thank whoever it was that stole my info - they have directly led to me getting more love and support than every before, plus a new side hustle."
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S36 Challenge Cup Champion
Given that he has spent many seasons playing in the SHL, and during that time has been able to acquire a pretty large bank balance through various means, it's no surprise that Kaarlo Kekkonen was recently the victim of identity theft. The thieves obviously did this with the intention of emptying his account and taking it for their own, and it was certainly a time of stress seeing credit cards that he did not believe could be maxed out, be filled up with purchases he didn't make. It was only when the thieves tried to use his money to buy a luxury yacht that Kaarlo was made aware of the situation, and thankfully it was soon shut down and his funds returned to him. Compliments have to go to the police in Montreal for their great work in apprehending the perpetrators and ensuring that all goods purchased with Kaarlo's money, and the money itself, were returned to their rightful owners
EMIL KARLSSON | C | MONTREAL PATRIOTES | 1007 TPE
NAME: Emil Karlsson
BIRTHPLACE: Örnsköldsvik, Sweden
HEIGHT: 6'3"
WEIGHT: 230 lbs
NUMBER: 28
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SHL CAREER STATS
S76 MTL: GP: 66, G: 18, A: 29, P: 47, +/-: -90, H: 71
S77 MTL: GP: , G: , A: , P: , +/-: , H:
TOT: GP: 66, G: 18, A: 29, P: 47, +/-: -90, H: 71
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SHL PLAYOFF STATS
S76 MTL: DNQ
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SMJHL CAREER STATS
S72 DET: GP: 8, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: -8, H: 9
S73 DET: GP: 66, G: 18, A: 23, P: 41, +/-: -3, H: 73
S74 DET: GP: 66, G: 9, A: 24, P: 33, +/-: -7, H: 59
S75 DET: GP: 66, G: 17, A: 38, P: 55, +/-: 9, H: 90
TOT: GP: 206, G: 44, A: 85, P: 129, +/-: -9, H: 231
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SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS
S72 DET: DNQ
S73 DET: GP: 9, G: 1, A: 5, P: 6, +/-: -7, H: 9
S74 DET: GP: 17, G: 1, A: 7, P: 8, +/-: 4, H: 12
S75 DET: GP: 14, G: 5, A: 6, P: 11, +/-: -8, H: 15
TOT: GP: 40, G: 7, A: 18, P: 25, +/-: -11, H: 36
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IIHF CAREER STATS
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AWARDS/HONOURS:
S74: Four Star Cup champion (Detroit Falcons)
S74: WJC Gold Medal (Team Norden)
S75: WJC Gold Medal (Team Norden)
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TRANSACTIONS:
S72: Signed as UDFA with Detroit Falcons
S73: Drafted 16th overall by Detroit Falcons
S74: Drafted 6th overall by Montreal Patriotes
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ISAK SOGARD | D | RETIRED
NAME: Isak Sogard
BIRTHPLACE: Bergen, Norway
HEIGHT: 6'2"
WEIGHT: 220 lbs
NUMBER: 4
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SHL CAREER STATS
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SHL PLAYOFF STATS
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SMJHL CAREER STATS
S68 STL: GP: 7, G: 0, A: 3, P: 3, +/-: 1, H: 16
S69 KEL: GP: 0, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 0
TOT: GP: 7, G: 0, A: 3, P: 3, +/-: 1, H: 16
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SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS
S68 STL: GP: 16, G: 0, A: 9, P: 9, +/-: 10, H: 16
S69 KEL: GP: 0, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 0
TOT: GP: 16, G: 0, A: 9, P: 9, +/-: 10, H: 16
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IIHF CAREER STATS
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AWARDS/HONOURS:
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TRANSACTIONS:
S68: Signed as UDFA with St. Louis Scarecrows
S69: Drafted 2nd overall by Kelowna Knights
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KAARLO KEKKONEN | LW | RETIRED
NAME: Kaarlo Kekkonen
BIRTHPLACE: Akaa, Finland
HEIGHT: 6'4"
WEIGHT: 220 lbs
NUMBER: 82
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SHL CAREER STATS
S54 TEX: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 13, P: 18, +/-: -5, H: 12
S55 TEX: GP: 50, G: 10, A: 16, P: 26, +/-: -11, H: 19
S56 TEX: GP: 50, G: 21, A: 23, P: 44, +/-: 4, H: 23
S57 TEX: GP: 66, G: 26, A: 40, P: 66, +/-: 37, H: 23
S58 TEX: GP: 66, G: 28, A: 47, P: 75, +/-: 37, H: 15
S59 TEX: GP: 66, G: 31, A: 39, P: 70, +/-: 34, H: 27
S60 MTL: GP: 66, G: 29, A: 37, P: 66, +/-: -21, H: 55
S61 MTL: GP: 66, G: 30, A: 30, P: 60, +/-: -13, H: 89
S62 PHI: GP: 66, G: 40, A: 51, P: 91, +/-: 18, H: 47
S63 PHI: GP: 66, G: 21, A: 50, P: 71, +/-: 23, H: 58
S64 PHI: GP: 66, G: 35, A: 32, P: 67, +/-: 36, H: 51
S65 PHI: GP: 66, G: 21, A: 37, P: 58, +/-: 18, H: 57
S66 PHI: GP: 66, G: 18, A: 24, P: 42, +/-: -21, H: 142
S67 BUF: GP: 66, G: 20, A: 30, P: 50, +/-: -8, H: 69
S68 BUF: GP: 66, G: 17, A: 17, P: 34, +/-: -4, H: 117
TOT: GP: 942, G: 352, A: 486, P: 838, +/-: 124, H: 804
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SHL PLAYOFF STATS
S54 TEX: DNQ
S55 TEX: GP: 4, G: 2, A: 0, P: 2, +/-: -2, H: 2
S56 TEX: GP: 4, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: -6 , H: 1
S57 TEX: GP: 5, G: 1, A: 1, P: 2, +/-: -3, H: 1
S58 TEX: GP: 12, G: 3, A: 6, P: 9, +/-: 2, H: 6
S59 TEX: GP: 16, G: 4, A: 7, P: 11, +/-: 3, H: 10
S60 MTL: DNQ
S61 MTL: DNQ
S62 PHI: GP: 6, G: 3, A: 4, P: 7, +/-: 5, H: 8
S63 PHI: GP: 6, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: -1, H: 6
S64 PHI: GP: 4, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -7, H: 3
S65 PHI: GP: 7, G: 4, A: 3, P: 7, +/-: 4, H: 6
S66 PHI: GP: 7, G: 2, A: 4, P: 6, +/-: 1, H: 10
S67 BUF: GP: 4, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -2, H: 3
S68 BUF: GP: 17, G: 9, A: 4, P: 13, +/-: -6, H: 34
TOT: GP: 92, G: 29, A: 30, P: 59, +/-: -10, H: 87
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SMJHL CAREER STATS
S49 DET: GP:5, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -1, H: 0
S50 DET: GP: 50, G: 9, A: 12, P: 21, +/-: -6, H: 47
S51 DET: GP: 50, G: 16, A: 22, P: 38, +/-: 8, H: 42
S52 DET: GP: 50, G: 29, A: 33, P: 62, +/-: 19, H: 58
S53 DET: GP: 50, G: 19, A: 31, P: 50, +/-: 25 H: 5
TOT: GP: 205, G: 73, A: 99, P: 172, +/-: 45, H: 152
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SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS
S50 DET: GP: 10, G: 2, A: 3, P: 5, +/-: 1, H: 10
S51 DET: GP: 7, G: 2, A: 4, P: 6, +/-: -4, H: 8
S52 DET: GP: 10, G: 6, A: 3, P: 9, +/-: 6, H: 10
S53 DET: GP: 17, G: 3, A: 4, P: 7, +/-: 0, H: 7
TOT: GP: 44, G: 10, A: 10, P: 27, +/-: 3, H: 35
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IIHF CAREER STATS
S50 FIN: GP: 12, G: 3, A: 1, P: 4, +/-: -4, H: 1
S51 FIN: GP: 12, G: 0, A: 2, P: 2, +/-: -2, H: 5
S52 FIN: GP: 12, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -3, H: 3
S53 FIN: GP: 12, G: 1, A: 1, P: 2, +/-: -8, H: 1
S54 FIN: GP: 12, G: 3, A: 2, P: 5, +/-: -3, H: 0
S55 FIN: GP: 12, G: 1, A: 5, P: 6, +/-: -5, H: 2
S56 FIN: GP: 12, G: 0, A: 3, P: 3, +/-: -2, H: 0
S57 FIN: GP: 12, G: 5, A: 4, P: 9, +/-: -6, H: 0
S58 FIN: GP: 12, G: 5, A: 8, P: 13, +/-: -6, H: 4
S59 FIN: GP: 12, G: 3, A: 3, P: 6, +/-: -3, H: 12
S60 FIN: GP: 12, G: 11, A: 4, P: 15, +/-: 12, H: 12
S61 FIN: GP: 14, G: 7, A: 10, P: 17, +/-: 10, H: 12
S62 FIN: GP: 15, G: 6, A: 8, P: 14, +/-: 8, H: 8
S63 FIN: GP: 13, G: 4, A: 4, P: 8, +/-: 6, H: 6
TOT: GP: 174, G: 50, A: 55, P: 105, +/-: -6, H: 66
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AWARDS/HONOURS:
S52: 1st Team All SMJHL
S52: Jared Hanson Trophy (SMJHL Points Leader)
S52: Roberto Martucci Trophy (SMJHL Goals Leader)
S52: Raymond Lindsay Trophy (SMJHL Players MVP)
S52: Ideen Fallah Trophy (SMJHL Awards Committee MVP)
S53: 1st Team All SMJHL
S53: Ron Bolt Trophy (SMJHL Most Sportsmanlike)
S53: Four Star Cup champion (Detroit Falcons)
S59: Challenge Cup champion (Texas Renegades)
S60: Jeff Dar Trophy Nominee
S60: All SHL 3rd Team
S60: SHL All-Star
S61: IIHF Bronze Medal (Finland)
S61: SHL All-Star
S62: Ron Mexico (MVP) Nominee
S62: All SHL 2nd Team
S62: IIHF Gold Medal (Finland)
S62: SHL All-Star
S63: SHL All-Star
S64: SHL All-Star
S64: IIHF Gold Medal (Finland)
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TRANSACTIONS:
S50: Drafted 8th overall by Detroit Falcons
S51: Drafted 31st overall by Texas Renegades (GM Pick)
S51: Signed ELC with Texas, 3 seasons @ 8 mil
S54: Signed extension with Texas, 3 seasons @ 9 mil
S57: Signed extension with Texas, 3 seasons @ 12 mil
S60: Signed extension with Montreal, 2 seasons @ 8 mil
S62: Signed extension with Montreal, 1 season @ 4 mil
S62: Traded to Philadelphia Forge
S63: Signed extension with Philadelphia, 1 season @ 6 mil
S64: Signed extension with Philadelphia, 1 season @ 5 mil
S65: Signed extension with Philadelphia, 1 season @ 5 mil
S66: Signed extension with Philadelphia, 1 season @ 4 mil
S67: Signed as Free Agent with Buffalo, 2 seasons @ 8 mil
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DANIEL KARLSSON | RETIRED
NAME: Daniel Karlsson
BIRTHPLACE: Los Angeles, California
HEIGHT: 6'2"
WEIGHT: 210 lbs NUMBER: 7
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SHL CAREER STATS
S42 TEX: GP: 1, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 0
S43 TEX: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 22, P: 26, +/-: -11, H: 73
S44 TEX: GP: 50, G: 8, A: 24, P: 32, +/-: 4, H: 64
S45 TEX: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 32, P: 38, +/-: 8, H: 60
S46 TEX: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 19, P: 24, +/-: -9, H: 55
S47 TEX: GP: 50, G: 9, A: 29, P: 38, +/-: -7, H: 117
S48 TEX: GP: 50, G: 17, A: 32, P: 49, +/-: 1, H: 41
S49 TEX: GP: 19, G: 7, A: 8, P: 15, +/-: 0, H: 17
S49 SFP: GP: 31, G: 6, A: 20, P: 26, +/-: 6, H: 93
TOT: GP: 351, G: 62, A: 186, P: 248, +/-: -8, H: 520
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SHL PLAYOFF STATS
S43 TEX: GP: 0, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 0
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SMJHL CAREER STATS
S40 STL: GP: 50, G: 3, A: 12, P: 15, +/-: 2, H: 58
S41 STL: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 31, P: 35, +/-: 7, H: 53
S42 STL: GP: 50, G: 1, A: 26, P: 27, +/-: -9, H: 59
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SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS
S40 STL: GP: 5, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/-: 0, H: 4
S41 STL: GP: 4 G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -1, H: 3
S42 STL: DNQ
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IIHF CAREER STATS
S41 USA: GP: 10, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: 1, H: 0
S42 USA: GP: 10, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: -1, H: 12
S43 USA: GP: 10, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 0
S44 USA: GP: 10, G: 1, A: 5, P: 6, +/-: 6, H: 7
S45 USA: GP: 10, G: 1, A: 6, P: 7, +/-: 7, H: 17
S46 USA: GP: 12, G: 1, A: 4, P: 5, +/-: 8, H: 12
S47 USA: GP: 12, G: 1, A: 4, P: 5, +/-: 5, H: 26
S48 USA: GP: 12, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 1, H: 18
TOT: GP: 86, G: 4, A: 20, P: 24, +/-: 27, H: 92
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AWARDS/HONOURS:
S43: Named to SHL All-Rookie Team
S44: Ranked #74 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list
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TRANSACTIONS:
S40: Drafted 1st overall by St. Louis Scarecrows
S41: Drafted by Texas Renegades (GM Rule)
S41: Signed ELC with Texas Renegades, 3 years @ 1.5 mil
S44: Signed extension with Texas Renegades, 3 years @ 9 mil
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SVEN KARLSSON | C | RETIRED
NAME: Sven Karlsson
BIRTHPLACE: Örnsköldsvik, Sweden
HEIGHT: 6'3"
WEIGHT: 210 lbs
NUMBER: 28
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SHL CAREER STATS
S26 POR: GP: 50, G: 9, A: 16, P: 25, +/-: -1, H: 6
S27 POR: GP: 50, G: 11, A: 15, P: 26, +/-: -20, H: 13
S28 LAP: GP: 50, G: 7, A: 25, P: 32, +/-: 6, H: 43
S29 LAP: GP: 50, G: 16, A: 27, P: 43, +/-: -4, H: 3
S30 LAP: GP: 50, G: 15, A: 20, P: 35, +/-: -12, H: 5
S31 LAP: GP: 49, G: 11, A: 21, P: 32, +/-: -3, H: 42
S32 TOR: GP: 51, G: 16, A: 24, P: 40, +/-: 10, H: 32
S33 TOR: GP: 50, G: 14, A: 13, P: 27, +/-: 7, H: 13
S34 TOR: GP: 50, G: 15, A: 29, P: 44, +/-: 6, H: 42,
S35 TEX: GP: 50, G: 13, A: 29, P: 42, +/-: 9, H: 48,
S36 TEX: GP: 50, G: 11, A: 35, P: 46, +/-: 5, H: 28,
S37 TEX: GP: 50, G: 16, A: 21, P: 37, +/-: 2, H: 28,
S38 TEX: GP: 50, G: 19, A: 25, P: 44, +/-: 13, H: 18,
S39 TEX: GP: 50, G: 15, A: 36, P: 51, +/-: 17, H: 36,
S40 TEX: GP: 50, G: 22, A: 26, P: 48, +/-: 12, H: 13,
TOT : GP: 750, G: 210, A: 362, P: 572, +/-: 35, H: 358
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SHL PLAYOFF STATS
S26 POR: DNQ
S27 POR: DNQ
S28 LAP: DNQ
S29 LAP: DNQ
S30 LAP: DNQ
S31 LAP: DNQ
S32 TOR: DNQ
S33 TOR: GP: 11, G: 4, A: 7, P: 11, +/-: 4, H: 7
S34 TOR: GP: 7, G: 1, A:5, P: 6, +/-: 2, H: 13,
S35 TEX: GP: 6, G: 2, A: 1, P: 3, +/-: -7, H: 2,
S36 TEX: GP: 16, G: 4, A: 9, P: 13, +/-: -1, H: 8,
S37 TEX: GP: 4, G: 0, A: 2, P: 2, +/-: -4, H: 4, :
S38 TEX: DNQ
S39 TEX: DNQ
S40 TEX: GP: 0, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 0
TOT : GP: 44, G: 11, A: 24, P: 35, +/-: -6, H: 34
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SMJHL CAREER STATS
S25 DET: GP: 32, G: 5, A: 8, P: 13, +/-: -11, H: 14
TOT : GP: 32, G: 5, A: 8, P: 13, +/-: -11, H: 14
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SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS
S25 DET: GP: 5, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -3, H: 2
TOT: GP: 5, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -3, H: 2
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IIHF CAREER STATS
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AWARDS/HONOURS:
S26: Made SHL Debut for Portland Admirals
S26: Made IIHF Debut for Team Sweden
S27: Named as alternate captain of Portland Admirals
S27: Won IIHF Silver Medal
S28: Won IIHF Gold Medal
S28: Ranked #85 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list
S29: Named as alternate captain of Los Angeles Panthers
S29: Won IIHF Gold Medal
S29: Ranked #64 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list
S30: Ranked #78 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list
S31: Stripped of LAP alt. captaincy
S31: Suspsended for a game for unsportsmanlike conduct
S31: Ranked #74 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list
S32: Ranked #46 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list
S33: Ranked #90 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list
S34: Named as alternate captain of Toronto North Stars
S34: Ranked #63 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list
S35: Won IIHF Silver Medal
S35: Ranked #56 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list
S36: Challenge Cup champion (Texas Renegades)
S36: Ranked #60 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list
S37: Ranked #46 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list
S38: Ranked #52 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list
S39: Ranked #20 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list
S40: Named Head GM of Texas Renegades
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GM AWARDS/HONOURS
S41: Won Lance Uppercut Award (Best GM)
S41: Won Joe McKeil Award (Best Coach)
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TRANSACTIONS:
S25: Signed by Detroit Falcons as UDFA
S26: Drafted 15th overall by Portland Admirals
S26: Signed ELC with Portland Admirals, 3 years @ 9 mil
S28: Traded from Portland Admirals to Los Angeles Panthers
S28: Signed extension with Los Angeles Panthers, 5 years @ 17.5 mil
S32: Traded from Los Angeles Panthers to Toronto North Stars
S33: Signed extension with Toronto North Stars, 2 years @ 15 mil
S35: Traded from Toronto North Stars to Texas Renegades
S35: Signed extension with Texas Renegades, 3 years @ 15 mil
S38: Signed extension with Texas Renegades, 3 years @ 18 mil
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Written Task: Someone has stolen your identity! What have they done with your information? Made purchases with your credit cards? Impersonated you in a way that would get you in trouble? Or worst of all... posted a ridiculously embarrassing hot take that will make you the laughing stock of the hockey community?! How did your player react to this, and did you ever catch the culprit? (150+ words)
The other week an individual had stolen Ryuuji Kawashima's credit card and was going on a shopping rampage. Kawashima started getting emails from his credit card company about the many purchases that were being made in such a short amount of time. Instead of blocking the card, Kawashima decided to go on investigation. He rallied up team mates Sekai Wollker and Jack Micro to go on the hunt to find the person making these purchases. In a crazy goose chase with Ryuuji keeping tabs on his credit card account and a driver who took em accross the city of Anaheim, they were detirmened to catch the culprit red handed.
A new notification just came in at Uncle Benejamins Ice Cream Supreme Time, which they just happened to be driving by. They hopped out and were looking for a person walking around with the supreme royale ice cream cup. They spotted the individual leaving the shop and that is when the chase begun. It was like a scene out of a scooby doo episode. Ryuuji yelled at the person to stop in his tracks, but instead they flung the ice cream at Ryuuji and co and darted into an alley way. The gang split up as the all took different angles into the alley way. It was not a long process as the top atheles were able to catch up to the purp within minutes and Ryuuji got his credit card back.
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Thank you Fever, sköldpaddor and OD for the amazing sigs!
Ryuuji Kawashima || C || Edmonton Blizzard || 2034 TPE || Empty Pockets
Name: Ryuuji Kawashima
Age: 20
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 213 lbs
Number: 26
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Transactions:
Drafted 4th overall in S58 SMJHL Draft to the Anaheim Outlaws
Rafe Ulrich || LW || Montreal Militia || 1442 TPE || New England Wolfpack
Name: Rafe Ulrich
Age: 18
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 250 lbs
Number: 13
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Transactions:
Drafted 3rd overall in S41 SMJHL Draft to the Montreal Militia
Drafted 1st overall in S42 SHL Draft to the New England Wolfpack
Raven Silverwang || RW || Wolfpack || 1718 TPE || Triple Gold Champ
Name: Raven Silverwing
Age: 34
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 220 lbs
Number: 13
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats
S26||MTL||GP: 50||G: 4||A: 1||P: 5||+/-: -6||PIM: 8||H: 33||SHT: 15||SB: 2
S27||MTL||GP: 50||G: 33||A: 29||P: 62||+/-: 19||PIM: 38||H: 44||SHT: 212||SB: 12
S28||MTL||GP: 50||G: 20||A: 33||P: 53||+/-: 22||PIM: 16||H: 48||SHT: 185||SB: 9
SMJHL Total Regular Season Stats:
S26-28||MTL||GP: 150 || G: 57 || A: 63 || P: 120 || +/-: 35 || PIM: 62 || SHT: 412
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SMJHL Play Off Statisticals
S26||MTL||GP: 5||G: 0||A: 0||P: 0||+/-: -1||PIM: 2||H: 3||SHT: 4||SB: 0
S27||MTL||GP: 17||G: 12||A: 9||P: 21||+/-: -2||PIM: 0||H: 19||SHT: 68||SB: 4
S28||MTL||GP: 14||G: 6||A: 6||P: 12||+/-: 5||PIM: 8||H: 27||SHT: 59||SB: 4
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SHL Regular Season Stats
S29||NEW||GP: 50||G: 2||A: 5||P: 7||+/-: -9||PIM: 11||H: 38||SHT: 80||SB: 3||SHT%: 2.50%
S30||NEW||GP: 50||G: 13||A: 18||P: 31||+/-: 9||PIM: 0||H: 10||SHT: 176||SB: 13||SHT%: 7.39%
S31||NEW||GP: 50||G: 20||A: 27||P: 47||+/-: 15||PIM: 0||H: 4||SHT: 182||SB: 11||SHT%: 10.99%
S32||NEW||GP: 50||G: 20||A: 19||P: 39||+/-: 20||PIM: 7||H: 8||SHT: 190||SB: 2||SHT%: 10.53%
S33||NEW||GP: 50||G: 26||A: 24||P: 50||+/-: 14||PIM: 33||H: 16||SHT: 209||SB: 9||SHT%: 12.44%
S34||NEW||GP: 50||G: 25||A: 25||P: 50||+/-: 17||PIM: 12||H: 10||SHT: 200||SB: 7||SHT%: 12.50%
S35||NEW||GP: 50||G: 25||A: 21||P: 46||+/-: 11||PIM: 22||H: 25||SHT: 211||SB: 16||SHT%: 11.85%
S36||NEW||GP: 50||G: 20||A: 28||P: 48||+/-: 12||PIM: 12||H: 70||SHT: 205||SB: 18||SHT%: 9.76%||FO%: 56.79%||FOT: 1141
S37||NEW||GP: 50||G: 21||A: 28||P: 49||+/-: 5||PIM: 19||H: 18||SHT: 198||SB: 16||SHT%: 10.61%||FO%: 55.90%||FOT: 1855
S38||NEW||GP: 50||G: 24||A: 29||P: 53||+/-: 4||PIM: 4||H: 19||SHT: 212||SB: 21||SHT%: 11.32%||FO%: 51.76%||FOT: 1735
<OPTION>SHL Regular Season Stats:
S29-38||NEW||GP: 500||G: 196||A: 224||P: 420||+/-: 98||PIM: 110||H: 218||SHT: 1863||SB: 116||SHT%: 9.99%||FO%: 54.82% ||FOT: 4731
SHL Play Off Statisticals
S29||NEW||DNQ
S30||NEW||GP: 14||G: 6||A: 7||P: 13||+/-: 13||PIM: 0||H: 1||SHT: 47||SB: 4||SHT%: 12.77% *CUP*
S31||NEW||GP: 19||G: 8||A: 11||P: 19||+/-: 5||PIM:17||H: 2||SHT: 56||SB: 4||SHT%: 14.29% *CUP*
S32||NEW||GP: 11||G: 2||A: 1||P: 3||+/-: 0||PIM: 0||H: 1|| SHT: 54||SB: 3|| SHT%: 3.70%
S33||NEW||GP: 18||G: 9||A: 10||P: 19||+/-: 14||PIM: 21||H: 7||SHT: 72||SB: 2||SHT%: 12.50%
S34||NEW||GP: 11||G: 5||A: 5||P: 10||+/-: -4||PIM: 0||H: 11||SHT: 40||SB: 1||SHT%: 12.50%
S35||NEW||GP: 9||G: 1||A: 4||P: 5||+/-: -8||PIM: 19||H: 3||SHT: 34||SB: 4||SHT%: 2.94%
S36||NEW||GP: 18||G: 10||A: 9||P: 19||+/-: 5||PIM: 5||H: 17||SHT: 87||SB: 6||SHT%: 11.49%||FO%: 52.77% (578)
S37||NEW||DNQ
S38||NEW||GP: 7||G: 2||A: 3||P: 5||+/-: 4||PIM: 0||H: 3||SHT: 29||SB: 2||SHT%: 6.90%||FO%: 50.20% (249)
SHL Total Playoff Stats:
S29-38||NEW||GP: 107||G: 43||A: 50||P: 93||+/-: 29||PIM: 62||H: 45||SHT: 419||SB: 26||SHT%: 9.64%||FO%: 51.49% (578)
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IIHF Round Robin Statistics
S26||UK||GP: 10||G: 0||A: 0||P: 0||+/-: 2||PIM: 0||H: 7||SHT: 1|| SB: 0
S27||UK||GP: 10||G: 0||A: 0||P: 0||+/-: -4||PIM: 0||H: 3||SHT: 7|| SB: 1
S28||UK||GP: 10||G: 0||A: 2||P: 2||+/-: 2||PIM: 0||H: 1||SHT: 4|| SB: 2
S29||UK||GP: 10||G: 0||A: 1||P: 1||+/-: -5||PIM: 2||H: 9||SHT: 14|| SB: 1
S30||UK||GP: 10||G: 3||A: 3||P: 6||+/-: 2||PIM: 0||H: 5||SHT: 30||SB: 3||SHT%: 10.00%||FOT: 208||FO%: 40.38%
S31||UK||GP: 10||G: 1||A: 4||P: 5||+/-: -7||PIM: 0||H: 3||SHT: 21||SB: 3||SHT%: 4.76%||FOT: 259||FO%: 43.24%
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IIHF Medal Round Statistics
S26||UK||GP: 1||G: 0||A: 1||P: 0||+/-: 1||PIM: 0||H: 0||SHT: 0||SB: 0
S27 - Did not qualify-
S28||UK||GP: 1||G: 0||A: 0||P: 0||+/-: -1||PIM: 0||H: 0||SHT: 0||SB: 1
S29 - Did not qualify-
S30||UK||GP: 3||G: 2||A: 1||P: 3||+/-: 2||PIM: 0||H: 1||SHT: 8||SB: 0||SHT%: 25.00%||FOT:51||FO%: 43.14%
S31||UK||GP: 1||G: 0||A: 1||P: 1||+/-: 1||PIM: 0||H: 0||SHT: 1||SB: 0||SHT%: 0%||FOT: 28||FO%: 35.71%
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Trophy Case
S26 Laurifer Trophy - Montreal Impact
S27 Laurifer Trophy - Montreal Impact
S27 Zach Miller Trophy - (Most Dedicated Player)
S27 Ideen Fallah Award - (MVP Voted by Awards Committee)
S27 Jared Hanson Trophy - (Top in points)
S27 Roberto Martucci - (Most Goals)
S28 FOUR STAR CUP WINNER (MONTREAL IMPACT)
S28 Damien Littleton Award - (Most dedicated SHLer)
S28 Zach Miller Trophy - (Most Dedicated Player)
S28 Elias Armia - (Commish MVP)
S28 Jared Hansen - (Top Point-Scorer)
S30 CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS (NEW ENGLAND WOLFPACK)
S30 IIHF SILVER MEDAL TEAM UK
S31 CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS (NEW ENGLAND WOLFPACK)
S33 CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS (NEW ENGLAND WOLFPACK)
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Transactions:
Drafted 30sth overall in S26 SMJHL Draft by Montreal Impact
Drafted 7th overall in S27 SHL Draft by New England Wolfpack
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Cool Stuff:
Assigned Captian of the Montreal Impact S27
Assigned Captian of the Montreal Militia S28
Assigned Alternative Captian of the New England Wolfpack S30
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Discord: Noah#2100
Pronouns: Undisclosed
While the identify theft for Noah was minor, the criminals decided to take to his social media accounts and take advantage of his countless fans and followers. One of the first things that was posted after the theft occurred was an unknown picture of a manly part, definitely not one that belonged to Noah either (though with the size and girth we're talking about here, he likely wishes it was actually his member). This drew widespread viewership and went viral in a matter of no time at all. After the thief had drawn even more eyes to the hacked account, he moved onto the next step of his plot. This is when he made a number of posts to come view his counterfeit Buffalo Stampede webstore. The store was filled with t-shirts, flags, sweatshirts, etc. All kinds of merchandise for the S59 runner-ups. The nerve of this thief to advertise for his Stampede store on a Texas Renegades player's social media. It didn't take long for this thief to be shut down and for Noah to reclaim control of his accounts.
Noah Brusky || D || Texas Renegades || 1541 TPE
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Career Statistics:
SMJHL Regular Season:
S48 | 50 GP | 4 G | 15 A | 19 P | -11 +/- | 48 H | 51 SB
S49 | 50 GP | 5 G | 23 A | 28 P | -2 +/- | 100 H | 52 SB
SMJHL Playoffs:
S48 | 5 GP | 0 G | 3 A | 3 P | +1 +/- | 10 H | 4 SB
S49 | 13 GP | 2 G | 6 A | 8 P | +4 +/- | 26 H | 10 SB
SHL Regular Season:
S50 | 50 GP | 5 G | 16 A | 21 P | -13 +/- | 62 H | 73 SB
S51 | 50 GP | 1 G | 18 A | 19 P | -4 +/- | 83 H | 85 SB
S52 | 50 GP | 5 G | 15 A | 20 P | -10 +/- | 92 H | 71 SB
S53 | 50 GP | 1 G | 10 A | 11 P | -52 +/- | 85 H | 101 SB | 27 TA
S54 | 50 GP | 7 G | 16 A | 23 P | -11 +/- | 58 H | 48 SB | 27 TA
S55 | 50 GP | 2 G | 11 A | 13 P | +8 +/- | 73 H | 40 SB | 25 TA
S56 | 50 GP | 6 G | 19 A | 25 P | +22 +/- | 76 H | 25 SB | 18 TA
S57 | 66 GP | 11 G | 37 A | 48 P | +21 +/- | 114 H | 47 SB | 28 TA
S58 | 66 GP | 10 G | 28 A | 38 P | +39 +/- | 91 H | 63 SB | 23 TA
S59 | 66 GP | 13 G | 36 A | 39 P | +39 +/- | 107 H | 60 SB | 20 TA
SHL Playoffs:
S55 | 4 GP | 1 G | 0 A | 1 P | +0 +/- | 10 H | 4 SB | 0 TA
S56 | 4 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | -6 +/- | 7 H | 2 SB | 1 TA
S57 | 5 GP | 1 G | 2 A | 3 P | -4 +/- | 8 H | 4 SB | 2 TA
S58 | 12 GP | 0 G | 5 A | 5 P | -1 +/- | 23 H | 16 SB | 4 TA
S59 | 16 GP | 1 G | 7 A | 8 P | +9 +/- | 29 H | 14 SB | 8 TA
International Play:
S48 WJC | 24 GP | 3 G | 10 A | 13 P | +7 +/- | 31 H | 17 SB
S49 WJC | 23 GP | 1 G | 9 A | 10 P | +5 +/- | 35 H | 22 SB
S50 IIHF | 15 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 1 P | -1 +/- | 25 H | 9 SB
S51 IIHF | 13 GP | 0 G | 2 A | 2 P | +1 +/- | 15 H | 16 SB
S52 IIHF | 13 GP | 1 G | 6 A | 7 P | +4 +/- | 37 H | 21 SB
S53 IIHF | 13 GP | 1 G | 3 A | 4 P | -2 +/- | 21 H | 9 SB | 4 TA
S54 IIHF | 12 GP | 1 G | 0 A | 1 P | +3 +/- | 12 H | 11 SB | 4 TA
S55 IIHF | 13 GP | 1 G | 5 A | 6 P | +3 +/- | 10 H | 6 SB | 7 TA
S56 IIHF | 12 GP | 2 G | 2 A | 4 P | -12 +/- | 20 H | 7 SB | 6 TA
S57 IIHF | 14 GP | 2 G | 4 A | 6 P | -3 +/- | 20 H | 14 SB | 12 TA
S58 IIHF | 14 GP | 0 G | 4 A | 4 P | +5 +/- | 23 H | 12 SB | 8 TA
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Transactions:
S48 | SMJHL | Drafted 8th Overall (R1 8) by the St. Louis Scarecrows
S48 | WJC | Selected for Team USA
S49 | SHL | Drafted 2nd Overall (R1 2) by the Texas Renegades
S49 | SHL | Signed 3 year, $6M contract with Texas
S50 | IIHF | Transferred to Team Germany
S52 | SHL | Signed 3 year, $12M contract with Texas
S55 | SHL | Signed 4 year, $16M contract with Texas
S57 | SHL | Restructured previous deal to a 3 year, $12M contract
S58 | SHL | Signed 3 year, $15M contract with Texas
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Awards:
S48 WJC Bronze Medal (USA)
S48 Luke Riggs Award for Most Locker Room Activity (STL)
S48 Vladmir Bodnar Award for Best Rookie (STL)
S49 Zach Miller Trophy for Most Dedicated Player (SMJHL)
S49 Michael Haan Award for Most Dedicated Player (STL)
S49 Tigole Dizzy Augustus Award of Excellence (STL)
S50 All-Rookie Team (SHL)
S50 IIHF Silver Medal (GER)
S57 IIHF Bronze Medal (GER)
S58 IIHF Bronze Medal (GER)
S59 SHL Challenge Cup (TEX)
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Notable Events:
1st SMJHL Point (3 GP) - S48 Game #11
1st SMJHL Goal (20 GP) - S48 Game #100
1st SHL Point/Goal (3 GP) - S50 Game #20
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PBE Affiliate Claim
Sig Cred: Carpy, ML, RainDelay, Donini & Geekusoid
Rhys Pritchard || F Calgary Dragons || Peak TPE: 2292
Birthplace: Markum, Wales, UK
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 215 lbs
Number: 14
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SHL Career Statistics:
SHL Regular Season:
S55 | TOR| 50 GP | 8 G | 10 A | 18 P | -31 +/- | 1 PPP | 94 H | 77 SB | 21:09 TOI
S56 | TOR| 50 GP | 13 G | 17 A | 30 P | -4 +/- | 3 PPP | 77 H | 61 SB | 21:14 TOI
S57 | TOR| 66 GP | 19 G | 28 A | 47 P | 10 +/- | 6 PPP | 117 H | 40 SB | 21:48 TOI
S58 | TOR| 66 GP | 20 G | 28 A | 48 P | 26 +/- | 5 PPP | 107 H | 45 SB | 19:38 TOI
S59 | TOR| 66 GP | 20 G | 26 A | 46 P | 29 +/- | 0 PPP | 120 H | 25 SB | 19:24 TOI
S60 | TOR| 66 GP | 22 G | 41 A | 63 P | 28 +/- | 6 PPP | 90 H | 97 SB | 20:32 TOI
S61 | TOR| 66 GP | 35 G | 23 A | 58 P | 4 +/- | 20 PPP | 145 H | 118 SB | 21:34 TOI
S62 | TOR| 66 GP | 39 G | 25 A | 64 P | -9 +/- | 18 PPP | 150 H | 108 SB | 22:22 TOI
S63 | SEA| 66 GP | 33 G | 35 A | 68 P | 22 +/- | 17 PPP | 130 H | 55 SB | 21:54 TOI
S64 | SEA| 66 GP | 21 G | 28 A | 49 P | -8 +/- | 7 PPP | 115 H | 67 SB | 20:38 TOI
S65 | SEA| 66 GP | 22 G | 23 A | 45 P | 0 +/- | 4 PPP | 141 H | 82 SB | 19:04 TOI
S66 | SEA| 66 GP | 24 G | 47 A | 71 P | 34 +/- | 10 PPP | 120 H | 41 SB | 19:13 TOI
S67 | SEA| 66 GP | 17G | 28 A | 45 P | 19 +/- | 0 PPP | 103 H | 36 SB | 15:53 TOI
SHL Playoffs:
S58| TOR| 19 GP | 8 G | 8 A | 16 P | 13 +/- | 1 PPP | 37 H | 6 SB | 20:46 TOI
S60| TOR| 4 GP | 3 G | 1 A | 4 P | 0 +/- | 1 PPP | 10 H | 2 SB | 20:37 TOI
S61| TOR| 5 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 1 P | -3 +/- | 0 PPP | 13 H | 8 SB | 22:40 TOI
S62| TOR| 4 GP | 1 G | 2 A | 3 P | -6 +/- | 0 PPP | 4 H | 13 SB | 22:23 TOI
S63| SEA| 12 GP | 5 G | 9 A | 14 P | 6 +/- | 3 PPP | 32 H | 8 SB | 22:46 TOI
S64| SEA| 7 GP | 1 G | 3 A | 4 P | -1 +/- | 0 PPP | 11 H | 14 SB | 20:21 TOI
S65| SEA| 6 GP | 1 G | 2 A | 3 P | -2 +/- | 0 PPP | 10 H | 10 SB | 19:18 TOI
S66| SEA| 22 GP | 2 G | 9 A | 11 P | 3 +/- | 1 PPP | 53 H | 20 SB | 20:40 TOI
IIHF (round robin & medal rounds):
S53 | GB| 14 GP | 1 G | 0 A | 1 P | -1 +/- | 0 PPP | 1 H | 1 SB | 6:11 TOI
S54 | GB| 15 GP | 1 G | 0 A | 1 P | -1 +/- | 0 PPP | 7 H | 2 SB | 10:48 TOI
S55| GB| 15 GP | 0 G | 2 A | 2 P | 0 +/- | 1 PPP | 5 H | 2 SB | 6:51 TOI
S56| GB| 15 GP | 0 G | 3 A | 3 P | 0 +/- | 0 PPP | 12 H | 6 SB | 9:14 TOI
S57| GB| 15 GP | 4 G | 7 A | 11 P | 4 +/- | 0 PPP | 18 H | 2 SB | 10:30 TOI
S58| GB| 15 GP | 3 G | 4 A | 7 P | -4 +/- | 0 PPP | 19 H | 5 SB | 17:07 TOI
S59| GB| 12 GP | 5 G | 6 A | 11 P | 0 +/- | 2 PPP | 22 H | 5 SB | 18:14 TOI
S60| GB| 15 GP | 4 G | 8 A | 12 P | 6 +/- | 2 PPP | 22 H | 14 SB | 19:19 TOI
S61| GB| 15 GP | 7 G | 8 A | 15 P | 9 +/- | 5 PPP | 30 H | 17 SB | 19:45 TOI
S62| GB| 12 GP | 3 G | 2 A | 5 P | -4 +/- | 0 PPP | 13 H | 9 SB | 17:59 TOI
S63| GB| 12 GP | 7 G | 3 A | 10 P | -6 +/- | 6 PPP 7 H | 18 SB | 20:32 TOI
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Trasactions:
S52 - SHL Draft Rd 1 Pk 4 (4 OVA) - Toronto North Stars
S63 Traded to Seattle Argonauts
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Notable Events:
S53: Won IIHF Bronze with Great Britain
S54: Won IIHF Silver with Great Britain
S55: Made SHL Debut with the Toronto North Stars
S55: Won IIHF Gold with Great Britain
S56: First SHL Hat Trick
S56: Won IIHF Sliver with Great Britain
S57: Won IIHF Sliver with Great Britain
S58: Won IIHF Sliver with Great Britain
S60: Won IIHF Sliver with Great Britain
S61: Won IIHF Gold with Great Britain
S63: Named to SHL All Star Team
Rhys Pritchard || LW Anaheim Outlaws
Birthplace: Markum, Wales, UK
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 215 lbs
Number: 12
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SMJHL Career Statistics:
SMJHL Regular Season:
S51 | ANA | 50 GP | 10 G | 22 A | 32 P | -6 +/- | 10 PPP | 25 H | 4 SB | 19:14 TOI
S52 | ANA | 50 GP | 9 G | 18 A | 27 P | 3 +/- | 2 PPP | 37 H | 7 SB | 17:41 TOI
S53 | ANA | 50 GP | 13 G | 14 A | 27 P | 1 +/- | 5 PPP | 34 H | 93 SB | 17:11 TOI
S54 | ANA | 50 GP | 10 G | 17 A | 27 P | -1 +/- | 2 PPP | 36 H | 56 SB | 17:48 TOI
Totals | 200 GP | 42 G | 71 A | 113 P | -3 +/- | 19 PPP | 132 H |160 SB |17:59 TOI
SMJHL Playoffs:
S51 | ANA | 14 GP | 2 G | 6 A | 8 P | 2 +/- | 2 PPP | 10 H | 0 SB | 19:52 TOI
S52 | ANA | 15 GP | 2 G | 5 A | 7 P | 1 +/- | 0 PPP | 8 H | 1 SB| 15:53 TOI
S53 | ANA | 12 GP | 6 G | 3 A | 9 P | 0 +/- | 0 PPP | 10 H| 19 SB| 19:51 TOI
S54 | ANA | 16 GP | 1 G | 9 A | 10 P | 6 +/- | 0 PPP | 11 H| 24 SB| 18:49 TOI
Totals | 57 GP | 11 G | 23 A | 34 P | 9 +/- | 2 PPP | 39 H | 44 SB | 18:14 TOI
WJC (round robin & medal rounds):
S51 | BI| 21 GP | 2 G | 7 A | 9 P | -1 +/- | 0 PPP | 35 H | 2 SB| 16:24 TOI
S52 | BI| 15 GP | 2 G | 6 A | 8 P | -9 +/- | 4 PPP | 9 H| 2 SB| 21:03 TOI
S53 | BI| 12 GP | 3 G | 6 A | 9 P | 4 +/- | 5 PPP | 16 H| 13 SB| 19:54 TOI
S54 | BI| 15 GP | 3 G | 7 A | 10 P | 3 +/- | 3 PPP | 12 H| 8 SB| 15:50 TOI
Totals | 63 GP | 10 G | 26 A | 36 P | -3 +/- | 12 PPP | 72 H | 25 SB | 18:18 TOI
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Trasactions:
S51 - SMJHL Draft Rd 2 Pk 7 (17 OVA) - Anaheim Outlaws
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Notable Events:
S51: SMJHL Debut
S51: Led all SMJHL rookies in points with 32
S51: Esa Anrikkanen Trophy (SMJHL Rookie of the Year)
S51: Named to SMJHL All-Rookie Team
S52: Four Star Cup Championship
S53: Named 'C' of the Anaheim Outlaws
S53: Named 'A' of WJC British Isles
S54: Named to SMJHL All Star Team
Quote: Written Task: Someone has stolen your identity! What have they done with your information? Made purchases with your credit cards? Impersonated you in a way that would get you in trouble? Or worst of all... posted a ridiculously embarrassing hot take that will make you the laughing stock of the hockey community?! How did your player react to this, and did you ever catch the culprit? (150+ words)
It's finally happened. After forgetting his credit card at a fine dining establishment countless times before, he's finally noticed too late before real damage is done.
The person that found the credit card wasted no time in running his name through the mud:
One purchase of an ultra-size authentic game worn jersey Wayne Gretzky sex doll.
One purchase of a pair of pants made from real endangered snow leopard fur.
One purchase of a book on ‘How to score goals in Sim Hockey’, which to be completely honest is something Adam needs this season so no harm done here.
A booked flight on Virgin Galactic’s second commercial flight to outer space.
To top it all off, they somehow also got a hold of his twitter account and used the opportunity to lambast every single charity in the GTA.
Finally, using the credit card they purchased a skywriting airplane to subject the city of Toronto to the following message:
“I did not deserve the Top Defenseman award in S58 -Adam Barron”
They knew it was his most coveted award, and they did it anyway.
Jae-ik Barron || C || S73 || Great Falls Grizzlies || Atlanta Inferno
Player Type: Two-Way Forward / Shadow
Birthplace: Seongnam, South Korea
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 201 lbs
Number: 27
Nationality: Canadian / South Korean
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Transactions:
(S72) Drafted 4th overall by the Great Falls Grizzlies
(S73) Drafted 13th overall by the Atlanta Inferno
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SMJHL Regular Season Statistics:
S72-S74 (GFG) - 198 GP | 35 G | 99 A | 134 P | -38 | 84 PIM | 254 HIT | 115 SB | 19:24 TOI
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics:
S72-S74 (GFG) - 19 GP | 6 G | 9 A | 15 P | +1 | 10 PIM | 22 HIT | 12 SB | 20:13 TOI
Adam Barron || D || S50 || Retired
Player Type: Two-Way Defenseman
Birthplace: Bonavista, NL, Canada
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 195 lbs
Number: 27
Peak TPE: 2318
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SHL Regular Season Statistics:
S52-68 : 1042 GP | 174 G | 466 A | 640 P | +278 | 427 PIM | 1103 HIT | 1743 SB | xx TOI
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SHL Playoff Statistics:
10 Post-seasons - 94 GP | 26 G | 37 A | 63 P | +5 | 32 PIM | 117 HIT | 159 SB | xx TOI
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SMJHL Regular Season Statistics:
S49-S51 (HFX) - 150 GP | 12 G | 59 A | 71 P | -8 | 92 PIM | 143 HIT | 157 SB | 19:27 TOI
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics:
S49-S51 (HFX) - 18 GP | 3 G | 10 A | 13 P | +8 | 10 PIM | 11 HIT | 23 SB | 22:40 TOI
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Transactions:
(S49) Drafted 18th overall by the Halifax Raiders
(S50) Drafted 1st overall by the Winnipeg Jets
(S57) Traded to the Toronto North Stars
(S63) Traded to the Baltimore Platoon
(S66) Signed with the Atlanta Inferno
(S67) Signed with the San Francisco Pride
(S68) Retired during the Off-season
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Awards & Accomplishments:
SHL Challenge Cup: winner (S66)
SHL Anton Razov Trophy: nominated (S58)
SHL Ron Mexico Trophy: nominated (S58)
SHL Scott Stevens Trophy: winner (S58)
SHL Aidan Richan Trophy: nominated (S58)
SHL Bojo Biscuit: nominated (S61)
SHL Turd Ferguson: winner (S68)
IIHF: gold (S54, S56, S57, S58), silver (S61, S62), bronze (S55, S63, S64)
IIHF Best Defenseman: winner (S58, S61)
WJC: gold (S51), silver (S50)
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So on a random Wednesday, Igor gets a call from his friend TURG TURG and to tune into ESPN8 The Ocho to see the news. Confused, Igor logs on, finds his way to the OCHO and that's when he sees the headline:
Igor Victory is actually Igor Loser.
Somebody had hacked both his IG and twitter handles, changed his name to Loser and is now posting all sorts of disparaging things about every team he's been on and most recently his departure from Tampa Bay. He immediately calls his manager, who then calls Steve Apple so he can talk to Mark Zuckerturd and Jackanoff Dorsey to get this situation figured out. Alas, the damage has been done and now Igor and his management team are on the defense trying to clean up this situation. It seems like it's non stop with the Victory camp recently. After the jock strap debacle, and now having to face this, Victory is having a rough during his rookie year in Philly
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Igor Victory | LD | PHI | Tampere, Finland
Number: 11
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 228#
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Notables:
Drafted 48th by ANC in S54 SMJHL draft
S54 HoF Ceremony Host
S55 HoF Ceremony Host
Drafted 12th OA by TBB in S55 SHL draft
S55 Finland WJC GM - Bronze
S56 Finland WJC Co-GM
S56 SMJHL Intern
S57-S60- Anchorage Armada Co-GM
S57 4 Star Champion
S57 WJC Finland GM - Gold Medal
S60 Signed FA Contract with Philadelphia Forge
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SHL Stats:
S58 - TBB: GP:66 G:3 A:11 P:14 +/-:-12 PIM:4 H:63 SB:121 TOI:18:18
S59 - TBB: GP:66 G:3 A: 17 P:20 +/-:-11 PIM: 15 H:66 SB:115 TOI:18:39
S60 - PHI: GP: 66 G:11 A:24 P:35 +/-:18 PIM: 28 H:85 SB:104 TOI:19:26
S61 - PHI:
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SMJHL stats: All games played with ANC
S54- GP:50 G:4 A:7 P:11 +/-:-1 PIM:28 H:51 SB:30 DGR: 63 TOI: 18:20
S55- GP:50 G:5 A:7 P:12: +/-:7 PIM:4 H:59 SB:68 DGR:71 TOI:17:39
S56- GP:50 G:4 A:22 P:26 +/-:-4 PIM:15 H:60 SB:30 DGR: 75 TOI:20:42
S57- GP:55 G:13 A:20 P:33 +/-:39 PIM:29 H:116 SB:108 DGR:84 TOI:20:34
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SMJHL playoff stats
S54- GP:7 G:1 A:1 P:2 +/-:-2 PIM:9 H:9 SB:10 DGR:72 TOI:19:38
S55- GP:7 G:0 A:5 P:5 +/-: -3 PIM:2 H:14 SB:10 DGR:63 TOI:17:20
S56- GP:16 G:5 A:5 P:10 +/-:-1 PIM:2 H:19 SB:11 DGR:76 TOI:21:11
S57- GP: 16 G:2 A:3 P:5 +/-:8 PIM:10 H:21 SB:10 TOI:20:34
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International Representations
S54 WJC FIN - Bronze
S55 WJC FIN - Bronze
S56 WJC FIN
S57 WJC FIN - GOLD
S57 IIHF FIN
S58 IIHF FIN
S58 IIHF FIN
While on the road it appears Nathan used his Credit Card at the wrong store. Because he woke up to thousands of dollars in charges he is pretty sure he didn’t do himself. I mean it was a crazy night out and he blacked out for a bit and doesn’t remember getting back to the hotel for starters but pretty sure he didn’t buy a jet ski online at 2 am. Over the next few hours Nathan was stuck trying to piece together his night out to confirm what he had and hadn’t purchased. Taco’s at 3 am likely his purchase an entire new pool system costing 8 grand at 5am not his purchase. Needless to say it took over 3 hours on the phone with the Visa fraud department to get through everything. Nathan learnt a valuable lesson out of all of this though. Bring and use some cash at that donair place because it appears that where things went off the rails and his credit card information was stolen. Also don’t black out drink anymore it makes things like this infinitely harder to deal with.
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Retired | RD | Nathan Thomas | S55
Career J stats: | MET
197 GP | 24 G | 45 A | 69 PTS |
Career stats: | SFP/PHI
660 GP | 102 G | 229 A | 331 PTS | 835 H | 1067 blk | 200 PIM
C | Cale Salad | S68 |
S68 | 4 Star Cup
Stavros Kondos || F || Regina Elk || Seattle Argonauts
Theo Kondos || F || Jesster & Darr Winner - CC x2 ||
-- CAREER STATS --
-- SHL Regular Season --
S58 - GP:66 | G:17 | A:36 | P:53 | SOG: 130 | HITS:35 | TOI: 17:32
S59 - GP:66 | G:14 | A:36 | P:50 | SOG: 181 | HITS:41 | TOI: 18:15
S60 - GP:66 | G:19 | A:37 | P:56 | SOG: 184 | HITS:44 | TOI: 18:34
S61 - GP:66 | G:32 | A:26 | P:58 | SOG: 188 | HITS:48 | TOI: 19:50
S62 - GP:66 | G:21 | A:32 | P:53 | SOG: 207 | HITS:57 | TOI: 20:36
S63 - GP:66 | G:23 | A:40 | P:63 | SOG: 297 | HITS:90 | TOI: 22:00
S64 - GP:66 | G:27 | A:59 | P:86 | SOG: 237 | HITS:110 | TOI: 21:30
S65 - GP:66 | G:39 | A:46 | P:85 | SOG: 240 | HITS:161 | TOI: 21:59
S66 - GP:66 | G:39 | A:65 | P:104| SOG: 230 | HITS:134 | TOI: 22:08
S67 - GP:66 | G:27 | A:38 | P:65 | SOG: 177 | HITS:164 | TOI: 21:40
S68 - GP:66 | G:19| A:41 | P:60 | SOG: 177 | HITS:159 | TOI: 19:51
S69 - GP:66 | G:16| A:41 | P:57 | SOG: 143 | HITS:110 | TOI: 19:21
S70 - GP:66 | G:11| A:37 | P:48 | SOG: 120 | HITS:123 | TOI: 18:40
S71 - GP:66 | G:30| A:36 | P:66 | SOG: 199 | HITS:126 | TOI: 20:46
-- SHL Playoffs --
S58 - GP:12 | G:2 | A:7 | P:9 | SOG: 16 | HITS:6 | TOI: 17:35
S59 - GP:16 | G:6 | A:10 | P:16 | SOG: 33 | HITS:4 | TOI: 19:39
S60 - GP:9 | G:0 | A:5 | P:5 | SOG: 23 | HITS:11 | TOI: 18:55
S61 - GP:19 | G:6 | A:12 | P:18 | SOG: 47 | HITS:18 | TOI: 19:21
S62 - GP:24 | G:9 | A:11 | P:20 | SOG: 75 | HITS:34 | TOI: 20:55
S63 - GP:9 | G:0 | A:3 | P:3 | SOG: 37 | HITS:20 | TOI: 22:21
S64 - GP:13 | G:3 | A:10 | P:13 | SOG: 58 | HITS:31 | TOI: 22:55
S65 - GP:17 | G:3 | A:7 | P:10 | SOG: 46 | HITS:46 | TOI: 22:21
S66 - GP:14| G:8| A:12 | P:20 | SOG: 56 | HITS:22 | TOI: 21:59
S67 - GP:7 | G:0 | A:4 | P:4 | SOG: 18 | HITS:9 | TOI: 22:01
S68 - GP:15| G:5 | A:12 | P:17 | SOG: 56 | HITS:27 | TOI: 21:45
S69 - GP:7| G:1 | A:6 | P:7 | SOG: 14 | HITS:19 | TOI: 19:59
-- SMJHL --
S54 - GP:50, G:7, A:7, P:14, SOG: 47, HITS:31, TOI: 11:22
S55 - GP:50, G:13, A:16, P:29, SOG: 98, HITS:35, TOI: 18:09
S56 - GP:50, G:18, A:26, P:44, SOG: 128, HITS:35, TOI: 16:53
S57 - GP:66, G:26, A:26, P:52, SOG: 220, HITS:48, TOI: 19:05
-- AWARDS --
S54: Drafted 6th Overall - Anchorage Armada[SMJHL]
S55: Drafted 5th Overall - Texas Renegades [SHL]
S57: Four Star Cup Champions - Anchorage Armada [SMJHL]
S57: DeMaricus Smyth Award for Top Forward - Dach [WJC]
S57: Brady McIntyre Award for WJC MVP - Dach [WJC]
S58: Ryan Jesster Award - Best SHL Rookie [SHL]
S58: All Rookie Team [SHL]
S59: CHALLENGE CUP WINNERS [SHL]
S62: CHALLENGE CUP WINNERS [SHL]
S64: West All Star [SHL]
S64: 2nd Team All Star [SHL]
S65: West All Star [SHL]
S65: 3rd Team All Star [SHL]
S65: Darr Nominee [SHL]
S66: West All Star [SHL]
S66: Darr Winner [SHL]
S66: 1st Team All Star [SHL]
S68: Bronze Medal - Austria [IIHF]
S71: West All Star [SHL]
Ostap Maksimov || D || Retired || Challenge Cup x3 ||
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SHL Regular Season Statistics:
600 GP - 325 P - 3 Cups
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Ales Smirnov RW/D || Retired || Ron Mexico MVP: S35 ||
-- CAREER STATS --
REGULAR SEASON GP: 857 G:210 A:389 P:599
-- AWARDS --
S21: SMJHL Presidents Trophy & Four Star Cup | Kelowna Knights
S21:Elias Armia Trophy (Award in Excellence Given By The League Commissioner.)
S22: Four Star Cup Champs | Kelowna Knights
S22: Ted Lindsay Award (SMJHL MVP)
S22: Brodie Witzel Trophy (Playoffs MVP)
S23: SHL All Rookie Team
S26: IIHF Gold (Russia)
S28: IIHF Silver (Russia)
S32: IIHF Bronze (Russia)
S35: Ron Mexico (SHL MVP)
S38: IIHF Gold (Russia)
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