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PremierBromanov · 08-20-2021, 02:27 PM

08-20-2021, 02:07 PMNamelessNate Wrote: Is it too late to remind everyone I am a free agent?

pay this man

BarnabasCollins · 08-20-2021, 02:31 PM

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Guinness Dark Chocolate Cake with Bailey's Buttercream Frosting

Ingredients
For the Cake:

1½ cups (345 ml) Guinness stout
1½ cups (340.5 g) unsalted butter
1 cup (86 g) Dutch-process cocoa powder
3 cups (375 g) all-purpose flour
3 cups (600 g) granulated sugar
2¼ teaspoons (2.25 teaspoons) baking powder
1 teaspoon salt
3 eggs
⅔ cup (153.33 ml) sour cream

For the Frosting:

2 cups (453.59 g) unsalted butter, at room temperature
6 cups (720 g) powdered sugar, sifted
¼ cup (113.5 g) +2 tablespoons Baileys Irish cream
Pinch (7 tablespoons) salt

Instructions

Make the Cake: Preheat the oven to 350°F. Grease and flour two 9-inch cake pans, and line them with parchment paper circles.
Place the stout and butter in a large, heavy saucepan, and heat until the butter melts. Remove the pan from the heat, and add the cocoa powder. Whisk until the mixture is smooth. Set aside to cool to room temperature.
Whisk together the flour, sugar, baking powder, and salt in a large bowl; set aside.
In a large mixing bowl, beat together the eggs and sour cream. Add the stout-cocoa mixture, mixing to combine. Add the flour mixture and mix together at slow speed. Scrape the sides and bottom of the bowl, and mix again for 1 minute.
Divide the batter equally among the prepared pans. Bake the layers for 35 minutes, until a cake tester inserted into the center comes out clean. Remove the cakes from the oven and cool on a rack for 10 minutes before turning the cakes out of their pans and returning to the rack to finish cooling completely before frosting.
Make the Frosting: In a mixing bowl, beat the butter on medium-high speed until super light and fluffy, 3 to 5 minutes, scraping the sides and bottom of the bowl as needed. Reduce the speed to medium-low and gradually add the powdered sugar, then the Baileys Irish cream and salt until combined. Increase the speed to medium and beat for an additional 3 minutes, until light and fluffy. If the frosting feels too stiff to spread, beat in 1 tablespoon of cream at a time; if it feels too soft, beat in extra powdered sugar, 1 tablespoon at a time.
Assemble the Cake: Place one of the cake layers on a serving platter or cake stand and spread 1½ cups of the frosting over the top in an even layer. Place the second cake layer on top of the frosting upside-down, then frost the top and sides of the cake and decorate as desired.

Weretarantula · 08-20-2021, 02:34 PM

Casual reminder that Zombie Bouchard was better in the playoffs than Mitchell van der Hiding

grok · 08-20-2021, 02:52 PM

huevos rancheros

ingredients:
2 huevos
1 rancheros
salt

directions:
1. crack eggs into a mug
(tip: if you get shell in, that sucks)
2. add salt
3. microwave on high for 60 seconds
4. scoop egg back into mug
5. add salsa and serve

***SDCore*** · 08-20-2021, 02:53 PM

08-20-2021, 02:52 PMgrok Wrote: huevos rancheros

ingredients:
2 huevos
1 rancheros
salt

directions:
1. crack eggs into a mug
(tip: if you get shell in, that sucks)
2. add salt
3. microwave on high for 60 seconds
4. scoop egg back into mug
5. add salsa and serve

i just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

***CampinKiller*** · 08-20-2021, 02:53 PM

08-20-2021, 10:57 AMgolden_apricot Wrote:
08-20-2021, 10:49 AMCampinKiller Wrote: Also I think Mizzou should get the death penalty for this

Can they get the death penalty again? I mean after the stuff at ASU you have to think Mizzou already dead.

Well we can always revive them and kill them again

Ragnar · 08-20-2021, 02:54 PM

08-20-2021, 02:34 PMWeretarantula Wrote: Casual reminder that Zombie Bouchard was better in the playoffs than Mitchell van der Hiding

Chimkin Wing had 16 more points than Mitchell van der Hijinks in the S60 playoffs.

Sigs by Me, Merica, High Stick King, Rum_Ham, Jess, vulfzilla, enigmatic, and Carpy

❤!! RIP to the big homies 701 and Mac !!❤

wumaduce · 08-20-2021, 03:04 PM

08-20-2021, 02:52 PMgrok Wrote: huevos rancheros

ingredients:
2 huevos
1 rancheros
salt

directions:
1. crack eggs into a mug
(tip: if you get shell in, that sucks)
2. add salt
3. microwave on high for 60 seconds
4. scoop egg back into mug
5. add salsa and serve

When did the egg leave the mug?

*slothfacekilla* · 08-20-2021, 03:05 PM

08-20-2021, 03:04 PMwumaduce Wrote:
08-20-2021, 02:52 PMgrok Wrote: huevos rancheros

ingredients:
2 huevos
1 rancheros
salt

directions:
1. crack eggs into a mug
(tip: if you get shell in, that sucks)
2. add salt
3. microwave on high for 60 seconds
4. scoop egg back into mug
5. add salsa and serve

When did the egg leave the mug?

you pour the egg into the microwave directly before you heat it

pat · 08-20-2021, 03:08 PM

Man, just when I start thinking sim leaguers aren't a bunch of basement-dwelling neckbeards, someone posts a recipe involving microwaving eggs in a mug.

grok · 08-20-2021, 03:12 PM

08-20-2021, 03:04 PMwumaduce Wrote:
08-20-2021, 02:52 PMgrok Wrote: huevos rancheros

ingredients:
2 huevos
1 rancheros
salt

directions:
1. crack eggs into a mug
(tip: if you get shell in, that sucks)
2. add salt
3. microwave on high for 60 seconds
4. scoop egg back into mug
5. add salsa and serve

When did the egg leave the mug?

have you ever microwaved an egg

***Patty*** · 08-20-2021, 03:13 PM

08-20-2021, 03:08 PMpat Wrote: Man, just when I start thinking sim leaguers aren't a bunch of basement-dwelling neckbeards, someone posts a recipe involving microwaving eggs in a mug.

My apartment is on the second floor thanks.

grok · 08-20-2021, 03:15 PM

08-20-2021, 03:08 PMpat Wrote: Man, just when I start thinking sim leaguers aren't a bunch of basement-dwelling neckbeards, someone posts a recipe involving microwaving eggs in a mug.

dwell in deez nuts

Raven · 08-20-2021, 03:18 PM

08-20-2021, 10:26 AMPremierBromanov Wrote: I'm skipping the last 10 pages to bring new thread team
Kanoff - Fiddler - Slothface
Marston - Sutherland - Sutton
Hundertwasser - Kawashima - Pearce

Kennedy - Zidane
Hartman - Gatez
McOoooh - GGWH*

Stromboli "Two In the" Chamberlin

Yooo lets fuckin go. First time in a thread team