S61 PT#3: Locker Rooms

S61 PT#3: Locker Rooms

ZootTX
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#16

09-05-2021, 04:58 PM

One thing for sure is that we have some very weird and interesting conversations in the San Francisco Pride locker room. We have a very diverse group of players from different time zones and countries, so you can check at any time of day and find something being discussed. For some reason the other day food was being discussed and we first discussed the various kinds of gravy and their cultural significance, which led to our Henrik and Talls sharing their own recipes for meatballs. Henrik insists that anchovy liquid is the secret ingredient to a tasty meatball. Not sure If I agree but I would at least try it. Then we talked about broth, with our own Emeril Lagasse recommending Better than Bullion, although I'm not sure if we have to yell 'Bam!' when we use it. Food talk abruptly ceased when Talls revealed to us his preference for red sauce and peanut butter sandwiches, which is apparently some sort of family tradition. So whether you have mainstream food preferences or not, you can find a kindred spirit in the SFP locker room.

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#17

09-05-2021, 05:05 PM

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Graphic Task: Depict the newly designed LR. Include your team logo, and three new additions to the LR that aren't typical of a hockey locker room. Hot tub anyone?

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Includes a new coffee machine, 7.2 foot chicken Parm and a waitress named Linda..

Kalakar
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#18

09-05-2021, 05:51 PM

buffalo lr is the most toxic place in shl I'm glad I have a pt pass

Keven
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#19

09-05-2021, 06:17 PM

Prompt 1

With an opportunity to revamp the locker rooms at Chase Center and a generous budget of $400,000,000 I would make everything very different from how it is now. First of all, I'd maintain fairness and integrity by making both the home and away locker rooms the exact same. The only difference between them is that the away locker room will have LED walls that can display the team logo of whoever happens to be visiting. The home locker room will still have LEDs, but will instead feature art from fans of the Pride franchise. Both rooms will have free grape jelly bean vending machines to commemorate the event that caused the plumbing disaster and therefore the revamp in the first place. The main room will feature lockers placed in a large circle with a giant skylight in the middle of the ceiling. The rooms will be illuminated by natural light before the first period to provide players with a bit of vitamin D before they start playing.

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#20

09-05-2021, 06:29 PM

graphic https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1...les_LR.png

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#21

09-05-2021, 06:39 PM

We’ve been working on building the locker room in Montreal. It’s been a real challenge, coming into an expansion team an starting from nothing. Since the beginning, we’ve really tried to draft/acquire active members of the locker room and have put a big emphasis on that. I think it’s a huge part of any team, the welcoming space. We’ve really tried to do that. So far, I think it’s going well. We started out with I think 5-6 inactives on our team, but we’ve slowly dealt some away and have drafted some players who have been a welcome addition. I see teams like SFP, I was apart of that franchise for a few seasons and saw them do the exact same thing, they went from a mess of a team to one who’s looking like they’re going to take a real turn this year. Discord has taken over big time, and the power of an active LR is so strong.

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#22

09-05-2021, 06:44 PM

The Manhattan rage locker room has been voted as one of the worst locker rooms according to the other teams in the league. In response to these recent reports, the Manhattan rage quietly renovated their locker rooms to be more suitable for all players. The first of such upgrades, is a lush forest, kept around 27 degrees Fahrenheit, to support both Melvin Majestic-Moose and Adiele De Pengu, the twin animal defenseman popular amongst the Manhattan faithful. The next room is probably the most insanely designed room for a single player in the league. The room’s name is called "プライド、正義、勇気の部屋" which is Japanese for the room of pride, justice, and valor, which is clearly specifically built for Videl Valor. This is probably the largest room in the Manhattan locker room, the first part is actually a dojo where Videl practices her shot techniques, and even a few fighting moves just in case she needs to drop the gloves. The second and most unusual of the room is the "Therapy/Meditation" room, where she actually just sits there and just floats due to her harnessed energy. Which is something that’s forbidden in the SHL because that’s simply impossible to stop airborne shots from the Jumbotron. (206 words counting the Japanese kanji)

Otrebor13
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#23

09-05-2021, 06:49 PM

PROMPT 1

Ok so I am very picky about washrooms, so I love the freedom I get to decide how they are going to be constructed and what they will look like. Now, I would make sure all the toilets are perfect height so your legs are bent at a proper 90 degree angle. Each stall will come with a little squatty potty thing for anyone who needs one. These will be made for comfort so going to the bathroom at the rink doesn’t feel disgusting.

The LR itself I think will stay relatively simple in it’s design. Everyone has their stall, but they’re each allowed to choose one customized option. So if someone wants 32 hooks to hang stuff, sure. If someone wants a heated seat, sure! However, the rest of the LR will be normal, but gotta make sure there is a ping pong table somewhere in the room for those intense pre-game/practice matches.

For the opposing team’s LR, this is going to be a disaster. I want the LR tucked away in the depths of the rink, where there is no lighting, only 2 toilets (good luck to every shitting themselves every 15 minutes), and it has to take at least 8 minutes to travel from the room to the rink. On top of that, the team cannot travel together because the elevator can only fit 3 people at a time. For after the game, the shower only has enough room for 2 people, with not much water pressure. I want opposing teams to spend another 4 hours in the room after the game. Tire them out, make them miss a flight, anything to mess them up. This helps for any back to back games. Good luck playing in our rink!

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#24

09-05-2021, 07:19 PM

I will be using the first prompt.

The owner of the Kelowna Knights has made a grave mistake. Not only have they chosen Petr Svoboda, yes THAT Petr Svoboda to be in charge for the rebuilding of the locker room. Petr, a fellow grape jellybean enjoyer, has taken great pride in his task, and given a $400 million dollar budget, Petr has a vision that he has set out.

After taking recommendations from the team, Petr has decided on the following: First, the team's bathroom will be one of the primary points of spending, The facilities will be improved with most modern luxury toilets and toiletry that money can buy, and the plumbing will be spared no expense. The team showers will all be top of the line, and singular showers, as opposed to the communal shower design. A budget has been set aside for a long list of hair products, in addition to soaps and body washes for the season as well.

The rest of the locker room will remain the exact same.

However, across the hall will be built a brand new locker room, draped in white, red and blue, with a big Czech coat of arms carpet in the middle of the room. Everything in the locker room will be built form the best, from the stalls, to the bathroom. It will be the highest quality locker room in the entire SMJHL and will rival that of any SHL team.

Unfortunately, that uses up the entire budget, so the opponents will need to dress outside in the parking lot.

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09-05-2021, 08:24 PM

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#26

09-05-2021, 09:28 PM

I'm choosing prompt one, we are remodeling this LR in LA! First thing we do is install cryotherapy chambers for the entire team! dont forget to wear shoes! (looking at you AB). Once we get that settled in we're getting a fully stocked bar with a team paid full time bar tender. Every day goldenface will be sipping mojitos after practice. eventually we get to the bathrooms and if there is anything goldenface loves is a nice Bidet. We are getting personalized pure gold toilets with heated bidets so the water isnt cold when it sprays you. The showers will be rainforest shower with 2 heads so neither your face nor butt needs to be cold after you get off the ice. The weight room is getting a big upgrade with all new racks and weights. Going to the whole 9 yards. Once that'd done we're adding a small cafe in the LR too so we can get some snacks after our hard effort. Every Free agent will come to LA after this!

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#27

09-05-2021, 10:14 PM

Prompt 1

With four hundred million dollars, we can go pretty darn big with these new locker rooms. First off, being a New Orleans team, we're going to make this bad boy big as hell and hurricane proof it so it can double as an emergency fall out shelter for stranded victims. In terms of hockey purposes, though, we're going to add massage chairs for each locker with their own air conditioner and portable heater for various conditions. We're going to have deeper lockers for a bit more privacy, but more importantly they will provide sound proofing as each locker will get its own sound system for personal hype up music. We're going to have snacks and drinks available as well as a small kitchen for bigger snacks and small meals. The central area is going to have its own sound system for team hype up music and multiple TVs on the wall to keep track of other games around the league or just to watch whatever crappy sitcom the team decides to binge together.

leviadan
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#28

09-05-2021, 10:27 PM

One time I went to a hotel in the mountains and they had this pool where you're in a changing room and then as you walk toward the pool you're just kind of slowly walking into water? Like the path from the changing room to the pool is this downward sloping walkway that just eventually leads into the pool. I don't know why I thought that was so cool but it stuck with me, and I think the Texas locker room should have that.

The second we step off the ice we should be in like, ankle deep water. As we get to the dressing room and onward the water just gets deeper and deeper until we're in a full on pool. While expensive to implement it would definitely save money on laundry and plumbing of other types because it can all just go down one big drain. One big pool, one big drain.

This may take all $400 million and then some if we want to be safe and sanitary.

HanTheMan_
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#29

09-05-2021, 11:00 PM

Prompt 1
The Hamilton Steelhawks locker room would simply be decked the fuck out, to say the least. There is great humour in these four words: pee pee, poo poo. It simply gives everyone the giggles. Along with an incredible washroom set up to accommodate at least Devin Basher's pill selection, I can imagine there would be all sorts of paraphernalia related to farts or poop jokes. Whoopie cushions, fart spray, you get the idea. These things could be used on teammates or rival teams, depends on what they get up to. The next obvious set up would be a bar or some sort of lounge for the boys to be in, decked out to the nines with booze and other beverages. Perhaps some arcade games or a pool table or a table tennis table. Amd pf course a trophy case for Hamiltons many trophies. You have to showcase the teams hard work.

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#30

09-05-2021, 11:03 PM

Prompt 1: The first thing to choose is the shape of the room, and I think we should go with rounded shape, because then everyone can see each other more easily. This would mean the room would have two rows of locker facing each other with both rows being bend a little to be in an oval shape. At one end, there would be a massive door to get in and out of the room and on the other side, there would be all the things the coach gives the team his explanation. There would also be three doors. The first one would lead the changing room in which another door that would lead to the showers. The second door would lead to the equipment room, where the equipment manager would have everything to take care of the players gears. The third door would lead to the treatment room in which there would be multiple physio tables and a therapy pool among other things to take care of the players.

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