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Spartan · 09-08-2021, 09:31 AM

Prompt 1: $400 million for renovating an arena? That shit better have private pods for each player in the locker room that retract into their own private rooms in the wall. Flat screen tv's, minibars, consoles, the works. Also there was something about pipes bursting yeah? Just hire some contractor to fix all that and lay down some new pipe, we've got the money for it. Maybe also buy an air hockey table so we can assert dominance in the locker room. Competition is key to keep winning, and we've been doing a decent job at that, but we're starting to slow down so the LR needs to get a lot more heated. More open spaces in the room to play video games and foosball, air hockey, etc, would go a long way in that.

Also a new office for Boom and Sota, as I think they both deserve it for dealing with our shit.

***Ragnar*** · 09-08-2021, 09:34 AM

Promt 1 - I would design the home locker room to have massage chairs in every booth and a state of the art ventilation system to keep the stank out. I would design the opponent's locker room to be in a pit where you had to climb a ladder to get in and out of it.

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karlssens · 09-08-2021, 10:48 AM

I knew the jelly beans would be a bad idea. Seeing as this is now a thing moving forward in this alternate time line I am going to go the extra mile and ensure of facilities have state of the art plumbing. We'll have low flow toilets to cut back on water usage, but the drainage and pumping situation will be second to none. Now for the fun stuff. I'd install a small theater for the players. We can use it to review game tape, but more importantly we can chill, watch movies and hook up a console and play some chel. Taking a page out of Edmonton's new(er) arena I'd love to have a big ass concourse for fans. It's a great gathering spot before the game. Lastly I'm going to jazz up the player locker room. I'm talking massage chairs, smoothie bars, a booming sound system, insane lighting system and a killer workout room for the fellas to train and improve their overall strength.

***By-Tor*** · 09-08-2021, 10:59 AM

Prompt 1:

The Scarecrows' locker room will be the nicest in the league after this $00 million because it's already the nicest in the league! As was outlined, the bathroom renovation will be the most expensive task. Instead of boring white tile all over the bathroom, the Scarecrows are installing black granite tiles with highlights of Scarecrow yellow. It will be diamond bedazzled as well, so players fell like a million bucks. (Well, at least a million more bucks bc they get paiddd). We're all about renewable energy and being green here in St. Louis, so multiple technologies will be installed to harness the latent energy in the building. One tech, for example, will capture the steam from the showers and feed it into a turbine to generate electricity. The new locker room will have LED bulbs and sustainable wood throughout. It will be the envy of the league. Now all we need to do is install EV charging outside and make everyone drive a Prius.

Also, I just realized the Scarecrows are one letter away from being the Scarecows.

Credit to enigmatic, Merica, and tweedledunn for sigs

***micool132*** · 09-08-2021, 01:31 PM

PROMPT 1

Angus McFife is now tasked with revamping the Colorado Raptors locker room. Many things must be considered, namely the age of the players sharing it, their tastes in regards to decoration and entertainement, and also the toilet seats.

So the locker room needs the usual stuff like bench and lockers, but also I'm gonna put huge TV screens on the wall combined with cellphone apps to display our favorite emoji reactions. Biggest part of a locker room is being able to send wide peepos and catJAMS and KEKW. Afterwards, I would also install twin toilets. Why twin toilets? so you can team bond while on the job. It is known that young raptors like to play their music very loud, and often it is bad music (not metal). As such, whenever non-metal music plays, an alarm sounds and Angus gets a guitar and slams a huge ass solo. This is to impose metal as the most badass music form and to avoid corruption to other genres. The locker room is blue and yellow colored.

CrazyMojito · 09-08-2021, 03:05 PM

Being as Edmonton is the most northern team in the league, you can only imagine how cold it gets there. Whenever a player gets drafted to this team they are told they are going to need to buy a good winter jacket, and thus will need a place to hang said jacket. The new Edmonton LR will have a walk in closet that features a place to hang up jackets and store winter boots. There will be a long linear see-thru fireplace that looks into the dressing room, along with the latest and greatest high tech hot beverage brewing machine. A steam room/ sauna has been added, along with a full blown arcade games room. The actual LR itself remains largely untouched, as there is a lot of history in it. And if you listen closely you can sometimes hear the ghost of @James Truong whispering sweet nothings.

Unfortunately for the opposing team, the $400 million dollar budget was blown on the brewer in the main LR so they don't get any new amenities. In fact, to cut costs there is no longer hot water in this LR and the thermostat is now locked at whatever the temperature is out at ice level.

greencityny · 09-08-2021, 03:45 PM

Scott Thorn plays a physical game and works up a big appetite. I eat a lot of protein. Steak, seafood, chicken. Mostly meats, I dont think I ever eat Tofu. Anyway, sometimes it all brews together and creates a mud smoothie in the pit of my stomach. It's rough on the way out and I hate the feeling after. It hurts my game. I can't focus because of the discomfort. How do we fix it? Toto toilets with luxury bidets. These toilets cost ten grand a piece. But we've got cash right? Let's splurge on these toilets. Heated seats, warm high pressure sprayed water, soothing nature sounds. I want to feel like I'm in a spa when Im getting out my innards. I want to be clean as a whistle so I can focus on the game. Toto toilets will leave us feeling like royalty so we can play better hockey. Bidets for the win!

Matteo · 09-08-2021, 04:20 PM

Prompt 2

I have been lucky to have been part of two amazing locker rooms my year and a bit so far on the site. I'm so happy to be part of both the Quebec City Citadelles locker room and the Chicago Syndicate locker room. For QCC, there's a reason why nobody ever wants to leave, everyone there is so approachable, welcoming to new members, and easy to talk to, and like great friends they're always there when you need them. This infectious attitude has caused so many of our alumni to stick around and chat in the locker room too, which makes it even better. From how active the QCC LR is, you wouldn't know that the team is only in their seventh season. As for Chicago, coming in I felt like a bit of an outsider since most of the team knew each other beforehand from the Newfoundland Berserkers, and also this was my first time joining a team that was already established and had people that were friends with each other, but all of these feelings of being an outsider quickly went away when I joined the team. I'm so happy to be part of the Syndicate, everyone there is so kind, down to earth, and I love all our little routines and traditions.

Jonny Tsunami · 09-08-2021, 05:10 PM

Writing Prompt #2

Jonny Tsunami is going to talk about the New England Wolfpack Locker Room. Jonny Tsunami admittedly does not know who is who, because the discord name differs from the player name. All Jonny Tsunami knows, is there is a Mr. Casino Man who helps Jonny Tsunami make money. There is a guy in the discord that likes to keep things very Clean. There is another guy who randomly messages me from time to time... He might be my GM or something. I miss the guy on my team who told me to join the dark order, well that's what his name was at least, I think he's a GM of a team now. I think the team likes me and likes how I get hyped after wins so that is good. Jonny Tsunami is from Hawaii, and all of his favorite sports teams are in Los Angeles. There is friendly banter as New England is near one of the worst cities in sports, but They love me and I love them. Jonny Tsunami loves the New England Wolfpack.

*roastpuff* · 09-08-2021, 05:15 PM

PROMPT 1

Each stall will now get a dedicated toilet built into the stall, finished in a beautiful walnut veneer, and an integrated toilet paper holder that can be discreetly tucked out of sight when not in use. The floor will be a brown marble, to hide any drips and stains that might occur, and be more hygienic to clean. The benches and penalty boxes will also have toilets built in, so that the athletes can dispose of their waste as the game is going on, and all uniforms will be retrofitted with butt flaps to ease the use of these new facilities. The penalty boxes will have a privacy shield if a player wishes to use it, and players can take a nice, longer break in between shifts in relative peace. This might be an increase in penalty minutes across the league, but that just means there is more time for special teams to make an impact in the game.

***golden_apricot*** · 09-08-2021, 05:30 PM

pass

***hotdog*** · 09-08-2021, 06:29 PM

we built a new locker room in Atlanta specifically designed to suit the needs and desires of our unique set of players. We installed a nice new squat rack for guy zheng @goldenglutes and we installed a sauna for pavel jeziak @Leppish and we installed a mojito dispenser for michael withecheck @sakrosankt and we installed a beautiful pond for puddles of duck @Z-Whiz and also for the toad samat beibitzhanov @Duff101 and we installed a water structure and playground for eko van otter @hotdog and we installed a gurdwara for dick clapper @5ympathies and we built a whole stretch of desert for paul binder @CaptainCamel and we put in a dog park for anton mihailov and nash @Mr. Finland and we installed a whatever backyardigans like for pablo @Jepox. In addition to all of those things, we installed a towel rack for our towel towelie @Blastmeaway and a big Cup Holder for agnes mc pipe @micool132 and a pasture for the goat tatsu nakamura jack nishimori - those guys aren't on the team yet but they will be next season! here in atlanta there is something for everyone Smile

we did not make any adjustments to the visiting locker room, so they will be using the same facilities that have existed since 1310 when the Flavordome was constructed in what would eventually become atlanta

Muford · 09-08-2021, 06:56 PM

While we sit in the locker room before every game we have such an interesting vibe going on in the Tampa Bay Barracuda Locker Room. While there are stories that happen before every game, and every outing, to Vladmir Petrov, it is more then just a vibe that the team gives off. There is a sort of, I wouldn’t even know how to explain it in the air. The Tampa Bay Barracuda are tired, they are exhausted of being at the bottom of the league, and have continued to prove game in and game out that that is no longer the case, and hopefully the rest of the league starts to take notice as well. The team’s atmosphere is so different, some would say that the team as a whole is just built different. We’ve grown so much over there past few seasons as a team, from being a bottom dweller to being on the cusp of greatness, it’s great to see how everyone continues to push to make everyone else better.

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**Lime** · 09-08-2021, 07:13 PM

If I had $400m to redesign the locker room this would fit in with my long standing plans to create a giant ball pit theme park. I would turn the locker room into a giant ball pit. You would have to wade through balls to get anywhere you wanted to go. The opponent's locker room would also be a ball pit. This would be a big advantage to my team because they would be used to the mass volume of balls and the opposing team would not be used to a lot of balls. Of course one of the biggest challenges would be sanitation because some of our players may poop in the ball pit as a result of bad pills they took recently. But of course with all that money I'm sure I can throw more money at the problem until I get a nice sanitized ball pit situation going on. I'd spend the other $5 on a hotdog.

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