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Huck24 · 09-11-2021, 11:00 AM

I have loved being in the Specters locker room every since I joined it. When I first was drafted, I was a little nervous hoping into the big leagues locker room, but that went away really quickly. Immediately I knew I was in the right place. Over the seasons we have had our high points and low points in the locker room which I'm sure everyone does and we have quite a bit of turn over from then to now. There are still a few of us from the old days in here but the youth movement has been taking over for a bit now and I really dig it! We had some quiet times a few seasons back but those of us who were still active made it feel like a big locker room still and with amazing additions we've been making, it is really starting to take off again which is super sweet. I hope when Lyle finally hangs up the skates, they will still let me kick around there cause it's a locker room I don't ever want to leave.

*Count Chocula* · 09-11-2021, 11:22 AM

Prompt1:

Obviously the first thing that I would take care of is the bathrooms, thanks to the new found pooping pandemic. The entire bathroom will be upgraded to sound and smell proof isolation toilets. There would be 20 so all players and staff could poop at the same time. Each player would also get their own assigned stall to use, so you never have to bare ass the seat after your sweaty team mate just deuced it out. The seats themselves would be custom lay z boy recliners with toilet capability. Each one would also be a bidé. The private poop room would also have a 42 inch flat screen and surround sound system. So you could watch Netflix or game footage while you blow your ass out. There would ever be a PS5 with EA SHL 61 so you could play your teammates while you all poop together between periods. This would be the pinnacle of the pooping experience in LA.

*kenvald* · 09-11-2021, 12:13 PM

Prompt 2
One of my favorite things in the New England locker room is a tradition that was started before my time. And it's one I have continued since taking over as the General Manager.

After every SHL entry draft we host a game night. We try to get as many current players to join in together with the prospects that were drafted just an hour earlier. We do this to get to have our new members get to know the existing crew. I believe it also helps a lot to break the ice and get new prospects involved and engaged with the team. I know it did for me when I first joined.

My favorite post-draft game night must've been one of the first seasons I was with the team. We had a pretty big turn out. We played different Jackbox versions throughout the night. People drinking and having fun, making jokes and with the hilarity that is Jackbox made it awesome. I must've laughed more than breathing that night.

krazko · 09-11-2021, 12:28 PM

I really do enjoy the New England Locker Room, it's a big mix of people in there and everyone is always super friendly. Never had any drama or issues that I've seen..
Some really nice people hang around even after leaving the team, Zema, Ace to name 2.
Kenvald is doing great managing the team, Zomp and Halkohol drives the conversations and keeps us all entertained.
Zomp did disapear for a while that had us all concerned, turned out he had just found something called Real Life and didn't have as muhc time for the team or game any longer. We're all happy he's back now though and helps keep the LR alive
Waking up and checking the Locker Room is always fun and entertaining. But the best part is the game night we hold on a very irregular schedule where we goof around and play different games togehter, it really does bring the team together and helps build that atmosphere you want in the LR.

thedangazone · 09-11-2021, 12:52 PM

The discord locker room for Los Angeles has definitely come to be my favorite place in any league these past few seasons since Fuzz and I have taken over, simply put, it really is home. I can not speak highly enough about all the guys and gals we have in there who make it special every single day and I simply would not be able to tag and speak on everyone without rambling on for 1000 words. Team wise we have some of the best players in the league who are all so supportive and caring to every thing that happens. Even if it's a slow day on discord we are all there for each other. Our alumni and guests are also top notch. We have great convos daily with quite a few alumni, most notably Ragnar, who we just love having around and being able to see how it is going each time. I know the locker room will also just continue to grow as we get more and more new Panthers and Panther's cubs in there and I can't wait to see what it becomes each and every season as it evolves.

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***Canadice*** · 09-11-2021, 01:02 PM

If I was to create my own locker room I would definitely start with the plumbing parts. The locker room should have good showers, both in terms of their size, the quality of the actual room, and the water pressure and temperature. I can't say how many times the showers in an arena have been only giving out cold water, which is not nice after a tough game... Once the shower area is set up I move on to the main dressing room. All players should face on another with each locker lining the walls of a large empty area in the middle suitable for the team logo. Each locker has space on top and hooks for the gear, as well as drawers underneath the seat for skates and smaller pieces of equipment. The seat is a mix of wood and cushion that allows the player to relax a bit while suiting up for the game. Adjoining the main room is the equipment room, filled with everything from towels to sticks. Multiple sharpening machines exist to allow the players to get out on the ice with fresh blades every period.

***Nike*** · 09-11-2021, 02:07 PM

With a very large chunk of the league now shitting uncontrollably every quarter hour, the plumbing in the LRs has gone down the drain. And when the owner decided to revamp the whole LR, he has tasked me with designing them because he has better things to do. And while that is all great, I am certainly not the right man for the job but I'll give it my best shot. First, we are going to repurpose the showers. While a normal shower sprays warm and cold water. The newly installed showers will have a button to have soap automatically injected into the stream coming out of the nozzle. No more reaching for the soap when you drop it and risking JNH trying to catch a peek. Instead, you simply press the button the wall. Outside of the showers, we are going to have professional grade air dryers. Think giant warm fans to eliminate the need to towel off post shower, just a quick blow dry. The opponent locker room? Basically build it like a high school football locker room. 2 or 3 showers, spotty water pressure and a few benches for the visiting team to share. That should be sufficient.

*kentakira* · 09-11-2021, 02:11 PM

Prompt 1: ok so hear me out here, the LR is kinda small, we need a bigger one because the new player are getting bigger and bigger, and toilet too please!!!! added some more toilet is the first thing to do because i have to wait for other to done dumping. ok so the second one i will add foosball in the LR and table hockey of course!!!! we still need something to do after the game right? ok now for other team LR i will add some cheese room in the LR, so they can't concentrate while having discussion in the LR. is it already 400m yet? i f not then maybe i will add netflix room, everyone want to chill right? so why not netflix and chill? ok last one i think i want to add pets in the LR because why not right? we can play with them and make us happy right?

charlieconway · 09-11-2021, 02:40 PM

Quote:PROMPT 1- With a very large chunk of the league now shitting uncontrollably every quarter hour, the plumbing in your LRs has gone down the drain (pun intended). The owner has decided to revamp the whole LR, the locker rooms in your arena will be totally demolished and reconstructed. He has tasked you with designing them because he has better things to do (eat grape jelly bean).
Written Task: Describe how you design your LR and what amenities you include for you and your teammates. Quality of life improvements, crazy bougie shit, or just a normal looking LR, the choice is yours. Definitely need new bathrooms though. You also get to design the opponent LR, do you make it nice, bland, or include death traps to try and throw them off their game? Your budget is... let's say $400 million. I like that number. (150+ words)

For my team's locker room, I make it nice and spacious. I have full-wall screens installed with looping ambient beaches complete with all those calming ocean sounds, so that if the game is getting a bit hectic players can just relax a bit during the intermissions and refind their center. Instead of stalls, there are compartments in front of deluxe highly expensive reclining chairs complete with in-built massagers and fans to help cool off. The room itself has a full AC setup that's compartmentalized so that each player can have their station be set to their desired temperature. Then, I hire a decked out staff of servants to cook everything that each player could ever want to eat to re-energize during the intermissions.

For the opponent's locker room, I make it a concrete box with slabs to sit on. Let them spread all their equipment out on the floor. Let it be a muggy, desolate sweat box filled with despair and agony. Eventually, teams will opt to spend the intermissions on the bench.

Lowlycrib · 09-11-2021, 03:36 PM

Well, if I was granted 400 plus million to design a locker room for Meeka and his teammates in Carolina I would certainly go all out to create one of the best ones in the world. The first of which would include items or facilities that beneficially treat the body during and after the rigors of such a long and demanding season. This would include things such as hot tubs, ice baths, cryotherapy chambers, massage tables, or anything related to that sort of thing to best help the recovery process. While we all play hockey, that is not the only thing we do so I would bring in some other forms of entertainment such as gaming consoles, table tennis, soccer nets, or any other form of entertainment that a teammate would want to help unwind and focus on things other than hockey. The third area I would tackle with this money includes quality of life things such as chefs, athletic trainers, high end chairs, or anything that can be added to make this locker room as comfortable as possible. The last of which I'd upgrade includes thing related to hockey such as skate sharpening, training areas, weight room, pro shop.

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gaby · 09-11-2021, 04:33 PM

I'm going with prompt number 2 for this one. I'm really not participating much in my Discord locker rooms but I like reading what my teammates has to say. When I joined the Detroit one, I quickly figured out why there is such a good reputation around the league towards that organization. Many great alumni, a lot of memes and with users from different parts of the world there's always something new to read about at all times. When the s57-58 players graduated, you could see a drop in activity. But the most recent SMJHL draft gave life back in the dressing room. I fully believe the s62 class will lead the Falcons to a cup again with the leadership and the excitement shown by so many. This is my last season in juniors and I have no worry about the SHL stage as my rights are currently own by the Tampa Bay Barracuda. You can see how eager they are to contend after going through so many seasons rebuilding. I love how passionate they are about the sims results and can't wait to join them.

Mooty99 · 09-11-2021, 04:52 PM

PBE PT

Frick_Nasty · 09-11-2021, 05:17 PM

Alright so Bork Lazer is going to design the locker room for the Phillidelphia Forge. Not cause ass clap asked me to but because I am the real boss. So first thing first for the Phillidelphia Forge we need like a toilet for each individual player with its own bidet. Clean booties means good play on ice. We will also have stripper poles and strippers. We will have power bowls of acai bowls and other fresh stuff that makes people feel good. We will also have cheese Phillies after every win. The opposing team locker room will just feature one of those piss troughs. If they have to poop too bad. Also they can only eat taco bell bean burritos. None of the fancy stuff like cheesy gordita crunches. Also only one chair to sit. And the television will be set to cspan at full volume because Bork Lazer took the batteries out of the remote.

*Festinator* · 09-11-2021, 05:42 PM

Prompt 1

Well, I missed the last point task so I am a bit baffled and confused on what the hell happened but I suppose we were pooping a lot and ruined our washrooms which is a tragedy. But it means we now get to create and design some new ones which will be pretty fun. Okay first things first, we are getting the best toilets and plumbing system that money can buy because we can't be doing this every year, that's silly. Dressing room will be nice and roomy, lots of space for each player to keep their stuff and equipment, and also to walk around in. Built in high quality sound system for the tunes before and after games. The lighting needs to be exquisite and we've got to have a 4k screen for seeing all the minute details in our game footage. I guess this isn't actually all that exciting but as long as we fix the plumbing.

GrannyPanPan · 09-11-2021, 05:51 PM

(Prompt 2) Where to fuckin start with the Kraken locker room. I love being in there so much. Every time I look in there it's just fun conversation that anybody can join in on, and everybody usually does. It's such a tight group and everybody shows everybody else so much love. Literally like half of me and Jimmysmo27's podcast is us just talking about how great that place is and how much we love everybody in it. Sve7en has done an incredible job of just bringing in great people that you want to be around. I know everybody says this about their locker room but I really just don't see a way that any locker room in the entire SHL is more fun to be in than Carolina's. Any time anybody has big news, happy or sad, there's an outpouring of either support or celebration. People in there genuinely care about you, and never in my life will I find a better discord server than that locker room. Love you all <3

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