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Mooty99 · 11-19-2021, 01:33 PM

What sort of cheese do you use to attract a bear?
Camebert

Did you hear about the explose at the cheese factory?
There was de-Brie everywhere

What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror? Halloumi!

Huck24 · 11-19-2021, 02:03 PM

I'm a fan of dumb jokes. One of my all time personal favourties that usually just gets an eye roll rather then a chuckle is, what is brown and sticky? A stick.

It makes me laugh every time, still waiting to find someone who laughs as well...

***Benpachi*** · 11-19-2021, 02:12 PM

My personal favourite pair of jokes that I can't stop thinking about lately:
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.

That do you call a cow with only two legs on the same side?
Lean beef.

shan3p · 11-19-2021, 02:18 PM

Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands

Did you hear that Vancouver’s hockey team doesn’t have a website?
They cant string three Ws together Smile

***Fantobens*** · 11-19-2021, 03:14 PM

Roastpuff had the whole team laughing the other day with something about November nuts or something. Some one said something about eating nuts in November and he was like no! Nuts in November. I eat all my nuts in December or something. I don’t know I was only half paying attention. But a lot of people were loling….

Asked Madden · 11-19-2021, 03:15 PM

@SlashACM Picture this, its 3am, I'm rocking a sleeping baby whilst trying not to size off myself flicking through reddit. I come across this totally absurd joke: Link to Joke
I don't know what it was about it, but that joke lead me to have a full blown giggle fit in trying to stifle it to not wake my wife or child. To this day it still makes me laugh.

***Aleris*** · 11-19-2021, 03:16 PM

Alright well make this one hockey (and dog!) related.

Why was the dog who was playing hockey put in the penalty box? He got 2 minutes for ruffing.

Which is ironically my total PIM almost halfway through the season

zeagle1 · 11-19-2021, 03:54 PM

In my irl office, we have very fancy desk chairs that are super customizable; you can change height and angle and how far back it goes, etc. There's a lever that stops it from reclining at all. I greatly enjoy pulling the lever when people are sitting in it, so they go to lean back and nearly fall backwards.

*jeffie43* · 11-19-2021, 04:18 PM

A pretty good meme happened when I met a couple of my SHL friendos in Montreal and we all started cheering Nour on while he announced a trade during the draft, only to realize that none of us were heard on the stream because of his sound settings

Nour is pretty hot ngl

Off · 11-19-2021, 04:18 PM

One of the best jokes I’ve had the privilege of hearing is the Abbott and Costello Whose on first, which is a play on the understanding that the baseball players name is Who. Hilarity ensues

Ronniewalker · 11-19-2021, 04:34 PM

These days we’ve all experienced advertising that uses trackers to see what (webshop) pages you’ve visited and what you’ve been looking at and then tries to relentlessly sell you that exact thing on half the pages you visit for the next month or two, sometimes even after you’ve actually bought the damn thing. So you know, why not buy another same exact bed and mattress, for backup, right?

But what really made me laugh, albeit awkwardly spooky as well, was a few years ago when I visited the cemetery on the other side of town with my mom to clean up my grandma’s grave and when I got home right after that, there was an ad slip in the mailbox… for tombstones. So kids, remember, ad tracking is real! :D

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Mazatt · 11-19-2021, 04:51 PM

So I don't want to explain the entire joke, but you know the joke where it's "the blind cowboy walks into an all-girl bar and says he wants to make a dumb blonde joke?" Well, if you do then good, because I don't tell that joke, instead I make it a blind gorilla cowboy and tell the joke the exact same, but I like, pause and stutter and really just struggle to talk as I tell it so it's really drawn out, and at the end I just make gorilla noises instead of the actual punchline the cowboy says. I find that funny, I think there's a lot of good humour behind it, and I even dressed up as a blind gorilla cowboy for Halloween when I fell down a flight of stairs and busted my toe so it has impact on real life!

zaynzk · 11-19-2021, 05:01 PM

do you know what a good joke is? The Winnipeg Aurora is the funniest joke in the SHL, lets goo infact they all smell bad which is funny and will be an awesome thing to make fun of cause comedy gold and it is really fun

***DrunkenTeddy*** · 11-19-2021, 05:29 PM

Not sure if I'd call it exactly a prank but last christmas we did a gift exchange with the hamilton steelhawks and a bunch of people in that discord, gooney got me a mug that says "I'm a proud Dad of a freaking awesome Daughter Yes she bought me this mug".. Everyone had a good laugh, but just to avoid confusion with my actual daughters I changed it to say "Yes Gooney bought me this mug" with a permanent marker.

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*Gordon Bombay* · 11-19-2021, 05:31 PM

Last week I watched Anchorman. My favorite scene of the movie is when all the anchorman from the different stations fight. The fight is pretty funny. The sudden violence is pretty absurd

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