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academydropout · 11-21-2021, 05:29 PM

Went to visit my uncle recently. Because of lockdown, I didn't see my uncle for a long time. I should clarify my uncle is Jamaican. I reach the house and he answers the door.

Shocked to see me, he takes a moment to compose himself and goes "Oh, yuh did get lost?"

CheerfulBender20 · 11-21-2021, 05:40 PM

I was at a poker table once with this guy who did not play a hand all night. By all night, I mean over the course of eight hours - 6 pm to 2 am - he did not play a single hand. At the end of the night, he entered a hand and played a small pot, calling a min bet on the river, five dollars. He lost, and then spent the next five minutes making the noise Peter Griffin makes when he hits his knee. What an odd duck that gentleman was.

***Gwdjohnson*** · 11-21-2021, 05:56 PM

11-21-2021, 12:21 PMMemento Mori Wrote: I'll make it SHL-related by reminiscing about the incident involving @Gwdjohnson's bathtub. Gabe was involved in an insurance scam because of course he was, resulting in lots of memes about the then-general manager in the Anchorage locker room. The highlight was an incredible image created by @"SeymourSnatches" of Gabe in his bathtub. (52 words)

Idk what you mean I am the last person who would commit insurance fraud

CptGoosar · 11-21-2021, 06:22 PM

Let’s go with a couple of classic Doctor Doctor jokes

Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains

Pull yourself together

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Doctor Doctor I think I’m a bus unit

Ohh crumbs

**bk1689** · 11-21-2021, 06:26 PM

A joke from the beginning of Covid 19 that I found funny told to me by my son.

Why can't the Chinese national team play baseball?

They ate all the bats.

Is it politically correct? No, but I've always had a darker sense of humor and I was kind of shocked to hear that from a 9 year old.

crutch · 11-21-2021, 06:40 PM

I think my favorite (anti) joke of all time is as follows:

a man walks in to a bar. ouch.

it's so stupid but that shit always cracks me up.

Evok · 11-21-2021, 06:42 PM

It's two blind men going at it with their canes. I said: "Break it up guys,What the hell is going on here!" Blind man 1:"You owe me fifty dollars!" Blind man 2: "I don't understand what the hell his problem is!, I told YOU! ,"I WILL PAY YOU THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU!"

***SpartanGibbles*** · 11-21-2021, 06:58 PM

I think a lot of my recent laughs have come from my SHL D&D group. @notorioustig being absolutely shmeckledorfed when we do the dumbest stuff possible is a reward in itself. A friendly reminder to always feed the local wildlife and anything can be a weapon if you have Catapult.

***Pythonic*** · 11-21-2021, 07:10 PM

The funniest thing I've heard of in my time here comes from that fucking thread where Slash, Trella, and a few others posted the lyrics to the Minecraft parody of Revenge under that one thread. Like holy fuck, how do you come up with that? Shit's hilarious.

**.bojo** · 11-21-2021, 07:41 PM

clardy's copy pasta of the meeting up at the university of Houston engineering always gives me a smile. can't tell if it was serious or not, but i did enjoy all the memes that sprung up from it.

*Buster* · 11-21-2021, 08:05 PM

A good prank I pulled recently was in the Manhattan locker room. JayTee had suggested that he and Toast trade Kadabras in Pokemon to make them both evolve. I told Toast that if he doesn't, I will give him my SHL bank. No one tell JR though because I don't need to pull a further prank on JR when I have no money to train.

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Bayley · 11-21-2021, 08:06 PM

I think the best thing is always to change the jerseys or equipment and make them wet. Who wants them to be wet? It's a sick joke that no one wants and it's borderline not funny, but it still is.

JNH · 11-21-2021, 08:07 PM

Juke shot

and then he missed the net.

And then he shot again.

And then he missed the net again.

and then he shot again.

And then he missed the net again.

Also he was dominated by Vince Chalut.

Both just moments of comedic gold.

*traphag* · 11-21-2021, 08:13 PM

So one atom walks up to another atom and says, "Hey, I think I lost an electron." The other atom says, "Are you sure?" So the first atom replies, "I'm positive!"

I'm sorry if that was too nerdy. Actually I'm not sorry at all.

Sebster · 11-21-2021, 08:16 PM

My favorite joke is the Nate the Snake joke. It's a long joke that takes roughly an hour to tell and the punchline is "Better Nate than Lever", a play on the common phrase "better late than never".

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