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***Scrufdaddy*** · 11-21-2021, 08:16 PM

I was having some serious back pain the other day, so I went to get some acupuncture. It did wonders for the back pain but when I got home, my voodoo doll was dead.

*AgentSmith630* · 11-21-2021, 08:19 PM

Two kids are playing hockey on a pond outside Toronto, when a big, vicious Rottweiler comes up and attacks one of the kids. The other kid takes his stick and slams it down on the back of the dog's neck, killing the dog. A reporter watches this happen, and rushes over to talk to the kid. He writes down his headline:

"Young Leafs Fan Heroically Saves Another Child"

The kid sees this and tells the reporter he's not a Leafs fan. The reporter says, "Oh, we're in Toronto so I just assumed you were. Who do you root for, then?" The kid answers, "the Canadiens". So the reporter writes down a new headline:

"Little French Bastard Kills Beloved Family Pet"

reid · 11-21-2021, 08:21 PM

The biggest joke I ever heard was that job wages have kept up with inflation and that we should be able to afford a house the same way our parents/grandparents did

*JURT* · 11-21-2021, 08:22 PM

I made a joke today which I thought was pretty funny it was RART's baby shower and I bought him stuff that you use in the shower we all laughed a good laugh

*Tomen* · 11-21-2021, 08:38 PM

One of the best pranks I have seen recently is when on april fools goldenglutes named himself Jeffie in the GM chat and completely fooled Luke who was Co-commish at the time and promptly kicked "jeffie" since they had no business being in GM chat. Laughter ensued

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3. Buffalo Stampede , Eduard Selich 5 (Maximilian Wachter, Alexis Metzler) at 16:25
5. Buffalo Stampede , Eduard Selich 6 (Steven Stamkos Jr., Brynjar Tusk) at 19:48
8. Buffalo Stampede , Eduard Selich 7 (Brynjar Tusk, Alexis Metzler) at 13:55
9. Buffalo Stampede , Eduard Selich 8 (Anton Fedorov, Mikelis Grundmanis) at 15:12
10. Buffalo Stampede , Eduard Selich 9 (Dickie Pecker) at 19:43 (Empty Net)

juke · 11-21-2021, 08:42 PM

@Zombiewolf played a great running joke on me, where for months he pretended to be my friend, but in the end bullied me and admitted he thinks im annoying

CrazyMojito · 11-21-2021, 08:43 PM

I think the biggest joke I know is EA's yearly release of NHL. I will say all the bugs and imperfections of the game probably make it all that much more enjoyable and I definitely have a lot of great laughs with friends while playing it.

***SDCore*** · 11-21-2021, 08:50 PM

What do a fine wine and the New Jersey Devils have in common?

Both spend a lot of time in the cellar and cost too much and are only enjoyed on selected occasions.

grok · 11-21-2021, 08:57 PM

knock knock. who's there. banana. banana who. orange you glad i didn't say banana

ok i tell a better one

knock knock

who's there

banana

banana who

orange you glad i did say banana

***boom*** · 11-21-2021, 09:00 PM

My family pulled this prank on me a while back. Put a plastic sheet over a door so that it fits loosely and it has space on the outside. Inflate a bunch of balloons and put them in between the door and the sheet. Tape the sheet to the wall around the door so that it stays up. When the person wakes up they get nailed with balloons.

***Toast*** · 11-21-2021, 09:02 PM

Every day at lunch the Manhattan discord tells JayWhy he should eat butt. This started off as a dumb joke but is now the meme of the locker room with emojis being created and it spreading to the forum as well.

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Lazyeye · 11-21-2021, 09:02 PM

Recently bought the game pummel party on steam and played it with some friends. Its essentially mario party with weapons . Its a super good time. Haven't laughed that hard gaming in a while

Sopath · 11-21-2021, 09:33 PM

I had a series of anxious episodes for a while. It made life really painful for me but then I heard "Jenny" by Flight of the Conchords and it changed my life. Their comedy was a remedy for me in a very hard time.

suavemente · 11-21-2021, 09:33 PM

Anytime @Thunfish hops into voice chat its an absolute laugh factory riot. You never know what is gonna be brought up next and it always make me die laughing for days if not weeks afterwards.

MN_Moosey · 11-21-2021, 09:57 PM

Honestly the funniest stuff I have heard has come from my coworkers during happy hour. People really never out grow the high school gossip days. I just sit back and watch like I always do.

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