Steelhead77
At some point a few years back slappy and bonk gained access to my computer when I was not home, it was automatically logged into the SHL so they decided it'd be funny to post in the dragons locker room pretending they were me... I'll leave it up to your imagination the kind of stuff they said but let's just say it was x-rated. Was definitely a hilarious prank, they got me. I'm just glad they didn't retire my player!
---> ParmBorg Highlights
Esa Parmborg || Center || Calgary Dragons || S47 || TPE: 2000+ Name: Esa Parmborg Age: 18 Height: 7'0" Weight: 350 lbs Number: 77 Born: Hella, Iceland ----------------------- Transactions: Drafted #1 Overall - Halifax Raiders - S46 SMJHL Auto Drafted GM - Calgary Dragons - S47 SHL ----------------------- Awards & Achievements: S50 Challenge Cup Champion - Calgary Dragons ----------------------- SHL Statistics: S50: GP:50 | G:9 | A:8 | P:17 | -3 | PIM:13 | H:34 | PP:0 | SOG:70 ----------------------- SMJHL Statistics: S46: GP:50 | G:6 | A:9 | P:15 | -8 | PIM:20 | H:44 | PP:0 | SOG:76 S47: GP:50 | G:12 | A:19 | P:31 | 0 | PIM:10 | H:71 | PP:6 | SOG:111 S48: GP:50 | G:21 | A:27 | P:48 | +10 | PIM:20 | H:19 | PP:13 | SOG:147 S49: GP:50 | G:19 | A:29 | P:48 | +18 | PIM:26 | H:48 | PP:13 | SOG:116 TOT: GP:200 | G:58 | A:84 | P:142 | +20 | PIM:86 | H:182 | PP:32 | SOG:450 Esa Anrikkanen || C / LW || Calgary Dragons || S18 || 2008TPE Age: 40 Height: 6'3" Weight: 255 lbs Number: 10 Born: Helsinki, Finland ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Career Statistics: S46: GP:50 | G:14 | A:10 | P:24 | -14 | PIM:21 | H:23 | PP:5 | SOG:126 S45: GP:50 | G:11 | A:13 | P:24 | -10 | PIM:10 | H:28 | PP:7 | SOG:162 S44: GP:50 | G:11 | A:10 | P:21 | -1 | PIM:10 | H:22 | PP:7 | SOG:115 S43: GP:50 | G:15 | A:17 | P:32 | -7 | PIM:2 | H:9 | PP:11 | SOG:137 S42: GP:50 | G:10 | A:20 | P:30 | 0 | PIM:0 | H:4 | PP:7 | SOG:128 S41: GP:50 | G:22 | A:16 | P:38 | +28 | PIM:7 | H:2 | PP:4 | SOG:123 S40: GP:50 | G:16 | A:12 | P:28 | -6 | PIM:18 | H:45 | PP:8 | SOG:118 S39: GP:50 | G:18 | A:14 | P:32 | +12 | PIM:0 | H:4 | PP:7 | SOG:187 S38: GP:50 | G:16 | A:11 | P:27 | -2 | PIM:4 | H:7 | PP:8 | SOG:143 S37: GP:50 | G:19 | A:22 | P:41 | +6 | PIM:4 | H:7 | PP:12 | SOG:224 S36: GP:50 | G:22 | A:21 | P:43 | +15 | PIM:4 | H:18 | PP:8 | SOG:201 S35: GP:50 | G:28 | A:26 | P:54 | +25 | PIM:0 | H:13 | PP:14 | SOG:205 S34: GP:50 | G:24 | A:22 | P:46 | +6 | PIM:52 | H:128 | PP:13 | SOG:208 S33: GP:50 | G:21 | A:16 | P:37 | -2 | PIM:28 | H:78 | PP:13 | SOG:207 S32: GP:50 | G:18 | A:16 | P:34 | -10 | PIM:27 | H:15 | PP:9 | SOG:164 S31: GP:50 | G:20 | A:25 | P:45 | +11 | PIM:48 | H:92 | PP:9 | SOG:198 S30: GP:50 | G:22 | A:33 | P:55 | +17 | PIM:64 | H:134 | PP:18 | SOG:232 S29: GP:50 | G:21 | A:32 | P:53 | +14 | PIM:75 | H:212 | PP:15 | SOG:239 S28: GP:50 | G:23 | A:25 | P:48 | +25 | PIM:60 | H:179 | PP:7 | SOG:205 S27: GP:50 | G:19 | A:18 | P:37 | +1 | PIM:68 | H:94 | PP:8 | SOG:135 S26: GP:50 | G:21 | A:21 | P:42 | +9 | PIM:54 | H:82 | PP:15 | SOG:200 S25: GP:50 | G:18 | A:27 | P:45 | +27 | PIM:42 | H:139 | PP:6 | SOG:154 S24: GP:52 | G:16 | A:18 | P:34 | -13 | PIM:48 | H:156 | PP:16 | SOG:153 S23: GP:52 | G:19 | A:30 | P:49 | +19 | PIM:104 | H:193 | PP:6 | SOG:162 S22: GP:52 | G:17 | A:25 | P:42 | -9 | PIM:26 | H:116 | PP:18 | SOG:156 S21: GP:52 | G:19 | A:22 | P:41 | +5| PIM:14 | H:51 | PP:12 | SOG:168 S20: GP:50 | G:17 | A:16 | P:33 | +10 | PIM:30 | H:71 | PP:8 | SOG:155 S19: GP:50 | G:10 | A:3 | P:13 | +10 | PIM:18 | H:88 | PP:1 | SOG:68 S18: GP:50 | G:7 | A:8 | P:15 | +20 | PIM:24 | H:44 | PP:4 | SOG:73 ------------------------------------------------ Totals: GP:1358 | G:514 | A:549 | P:1063 | +186| PIM:868 | H:2054 | PP:277| SOG:4750 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoff Statistics: ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards & Accomplishments: ------------------------------------------------------------ Lost my sig, Work in progress..... #1 All-Time SHL Goal & Point Scorer - First 2,000 TPE Player in SHL History - - First 400 Goal Scorer in SHL History - - Only 500 Goal Scorer in SHL History - - First GM to Win 5 & 6 Challenge Cups - Esa Anrikkanen Award - SMJHL ROY - Est. S34 Vidrik Onoprienko Award Winner - S45 Esa Anrikkanen || HOF GM || Calgary Dragons || S24 || Cups: 6 ---------------------------------------- Seasons: 27 Playoffs: 25 Challenge Cup Championships: 5 (S27, S29, S32, S40, S42, S50) Cole Reinhart Trophy: 8 (S27, S29, S32, S33, S38, S40, S42, S47, S50) President's Trophy: 3 (S30, S35, S36, S49) Division Titles: 6 (S30, S31, S33, S35, S36, S39, S49) Lance Uppercut Award: S36 Joe McKeil Award: S26 Joe McKeil Award: S30 Joe McKeil Award: S33 Joe McKeil Award: S39 1st GM to Win 5 & 6 Challenge Cups! ---------------------------------------- Reg.Season Record: 774 - 448 - 113 (+543) S50: 27 W - 20 L - 3 OTL (+7) S49: 34 W - 13 L - 3 OTL (+31) S48: 24 W - 19 L - 7 OTL (+0) S47: 28 W - 16 L - 6 OTL (+12) S46: 24 W - 22 L - 5 OTL (-14) S45: 22 W - 26 L - 2 OTL (-13) S44: 28 W - 18 L - 4 OTL (+23) S43: 27 W - 21 L - 2 OTL (+17) S42: 29 W - 15 L - 6 OTL (+24) S41: 29 W - 19 L - 2 OTL (+24) S40: 31 W - 13 L - 6 OTL (+29) S39: 33 W - 14 L - 3 OTL (+30) S38: 25 W - 21 L - 4 OTL (+9) S37: 25 W - 19 L - 6 OTL (+18) S36: 31 W - 15 L - 4 OTL (+43) S35: 36 W - 12 L - 2 OTL (+47) S34: 26 W - 19 L - 5 OTL (+14) S33: 30 W - 14 L - 6 OTL (+34) S32: 27 W - 18 L - 5 OTL (+4) S31: 32 W - 16 L - 2 OTL (+30) S30: 35 W - 13 L - 2 OTL (+55) S29: 29 W - 15 L - 6 OTL (+44) S28: 29 W - 15 L - 6 OTL (+28) S27: 27 W - 18 L - 5 OTL (+13) S26: 31 W - 15 L - 4 OTL (+16) S25: 29 W - 19 L - 2 OTL (+14) S24: 26 W - 20 L - 6 OTL (-7) -----------------SMJHL-------------------- Detroit Falcons GM - S20-S23 Seasons: 4 Four Star Cup Championships: 1 (S23) President's Trophy: 3 (S21, S22, S23) Eastern Conference Title: 3 (S21, S22, S23) Division Title: 3 (S21, S22, S23) GM of The Year: S23 more to follow.....
a funny thing that happened in the pro baseball experience is when some guy kept tweeting with the #PBESim hashtag for random stuff which constantly clogged the twitter feed on the sidebar of the website.
[S46] Michael Scarn - F - Philadelphia Forge Drafted #17 Overall Season 45 Draft by Colorado Raptors Drafted #27 Overall Season 46 Draft by Winnipeg Jets TPE: 1500 | Lifetime TPE: 2122 | Peak TPE: 2057 ============================================================ Career Highlights: 5x SHL Challenge Cup (S55, S56, S58, S61, S63) 2x SHL All-Star 1st Team (S57, S58) 2x SHL All-Star 3rd Team (S55, S56) 1x Sarmad Khan Trophy (S57) 1x Sergei Karpotsov Trophy (S57) 1x IIHF Silver Medal (S53) 2x IIHF Bronze Medal (S49, S54) ============================================================ SHL Regular Season: SHL S47 (WPG): 50 GP, 15 G, 11 A, 26 P, +/-: +3, 24 Hits SHL S48 (WPG): 50 GP, 08 G, 15 A, 23 P, +/-: +2, 24 Hits SHL S49 (WPG): 50 GP, 11 G, 13 A, 24 P, +/-: -9, 33 Hits SHL S50 (BUF): 50 GP, 12 G, 12 A, 24 P, +/-: +4, 68 Hits SHL S51 (BUF): 50 GP, 15 G, 15 A, 30 P, +/-: +1, 7 Hits SHL S52 (BUF): 50 GP, 20 G, 25 A, 45 P, +/-: +3, 8 Hits SHL S53 (BUF): 50 GP, 19 G, 34 A, 53 P, +/-: +11, 157 Hits SHL S54 (BUF): 50 GP, 20 G, 38 A, 58 P, +/-: +32, 107 Hits SHL S55 (BUF): 50 GP, 20 G, 40 A, 60 P, +/-: +34, 123 Hits SHL S56 (HAM): 50 GP, 13 G, 42 A, 55 P, +/-: +37, 124 Hits SHL S57 (HAM): 66 GP, 36 G, 57 A, 93 P, +/-: +54, 129 Hits SHL S58 (HAM): 66 GP, 36 G, 45 A, 81 P, +/-: +11, 141 Hits SHL S59 (SEA): 66 GP, 18 G, 41 A, 59 P, +/-: +17, 142 Hits SHL S60 (SEA/HAM): 64 GP, 23 G, 39 A, 62 P, +/-: -7, 112 Hits SHL S61 (HAM): 66 GP, 27 G, 33 A, 60 P, +/-: +45, 112 Hits SHL S62 (HAM): 66 GP, 27 G, 43 A, 70 P, +/-: +41, 95 Hits SHL S63 (HAM): 66 GP, 24 G, 32 A, 56 P, +/-: +43, 82 Hits SHL S64 (PHI): 66 GP, 23 G, 31 A, 54 P, +/-: +29, 79 Hits Career: 1026 GP, 367 G, 566 A, 933 P, +/-: +351, 1567 Hits ============================================================ Trophy Case/Achievements: S44 WJC Gold Medal, Team Czechoslovakia S46 WJC Gold Medal, Team Czechoslovakia S48 SHL Cole Reinhart Trophy, Winnipeg Jets S49 IIHF Bronze Medal, Team Czechia S52 SHL Nomination for Aiden Richard Trophy - Most Improved Player S53 IIHF Silver Medal, Team Czechia S54 SHL Nomination for Jeff Dar Trophy - Best Two-Way Forward S54 IIHF Bronze Medal, Team Czechia S55 SHL Challenge Cup, Buffalo Stampede S55 SHL All-Star 3rd Team S56 SHL Challenge Cup, Hamilton Steelhawks S56 SHL All-Star 3rd Team S57 SHL All-Star 1st Team S57 SHL Sergei Karpotsov Trophy - Most Points S57 SHL Sarmad Khan Trophy - MVP Voted by Players S58 SHL Challenge Cup, Hamilton Steelhawks S58 SHL All-Star 1st Team S61 SHL Challenge Cup, Hamilton Steelhawks S63 SHL Challenge Cup, Hamilton Steelhawks ============================================================ Transactions: S46 Signed 1 YR / $5.5M contract with Winnipeg Jets S46 Traded to Halifax Raiders from Colorado Raptors S47 Signed 1 YR / $6.0M contract with Winnipeg Jets S48 Signed 3 YR / $18M extension with Winnipeg Jets S50 Traded to Buffalo Stampede from Winnipeg Jets S50 Signed 5 YR / $30M extension with Buffalo Stampede S55 Opted out of 1 YR / $6.0M mutual option with Buffalo Stampede S55 Signed 1 YR / $8.0M extension with Buffalo Stampede S56 Signed 1 YR / $9.5M contract with Hamilton Steelhawks S57 Signed 1 YR / $6.0M extension with Hamilton Steelhawks S58 Signed 1 YR / $6.0M extension with Hamilton Steelhawks S59 Signed 1 YR / $6.0M contract with Seattle Argonauts S60 Signed 1 YR / $6.0M contract with Seattle Argonauts S60 Traded to Hamilton Steelhawks from Seattle Argonauts S61 Signed 1 YR / $6.0M contract with Hamilton Steelhawks S62 Signed 1 YR / $5.0M extension with Hamilton Steelhawks S63 Signed 1 YR / $5.0M extension with Hamilton Steelhawks S64 Signed 1 YR / $6.0M contract with Philadelphia Forge ============================================================ Playoff Statistics: SHL S48 (WPG): 19 GP, 6 G, 8 A, 14 P, +/-: +5 SHL S49 (WPG): 5 GP, 1 G, 0 A, 1 P, +/-: -1 SHL S50 (BUF): 6 GP, 3 G, 1 A, 4 P, +/-: +3 SHL S51 (BUF): 8 GP, 2 G, 3 A, 5 P, +/-: +5 SHL S52 (BUF): 15 GP, 6 G, 4 A, 10 P, +/-: -1 SHL S53 (BUF): 4 GP, 0 G, 3 A, 3 P, +/-: -1 SHL S54 (BUF): 13 GP, 2 G, 6 A, 8 P, +/-: -2 SHL S55 (BUF): 17 GP, 6 G, 7 A, 13 P, +/-: +6 SHL S56 (HAM): 18 GP, 6 G, 13 A, 19 P, +/-: +7 SHL S57 (HAM): 14 GP, 5 G, 9 A, 14 P, +/-: 0 SHL S58 (HAM): 19 GP, 6 G, 17 A, 23 P, +/-: -4 SHL S59 (SEA): 10 GP, 6 G, 3 A, 9 P, +/-: -2 SHL S60 (HAM): 10 GP, 1 G, 7 A, 8 P, +/-: -2 SHL S61 (HAM): 19 GP, 6 G, 15 A, 21 P, +/-: +17 SHL S62 (HAM): 22 GP, 3 G, 11 A, 14 P, +/-: +4 SHL S63 (HAM): 25 GP, 5 G, 9 A, 14 P, +/-: +5 Career: 224 GP, 64 G, 116 A, 180 P, +/-: +39
39alaska39
Back when I was still playing hockey, we did secret Santa for the team. Buddy of mine got me a neck pillow and an eye mask for when I sat in the box. I loved it, still have that neck pillow somewhere.
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Alex Winters||RW||Manhattan Rage||Czechoslovakia #90||COL and STL Alumnus||1755 TPE Peak Age: 67 Birthplace: Pardubice, Czech Republic Height: 6'4" Weight: 225 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Regular Season Stats S42 | COL | GP: 50 | G: 12 | A: 9 | PTS: 21 | +/-: +2 | PIMS: 8 | Hits: 19 | SOG: 71 S43 | COL | GP: 50 | G: 20 | A: 27 | PTS: 47 | +/-: -6 | PIMS: 18 | Hits: 60 | SOG: 151 S44 | COL/STL | GP: 50 | G: 11 | A: 24 | PTS: 35 | +/-: +2 | PIMS: 22 | Hits: 66 | SOG: 125 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Playoff Stats S42 | COL | GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 1 | PTS: 1 | +/-: -1 | PIMS: 5 | Hits: 1 | SOG: 12 S43 | COL | GP: 7 | G: 0 | A: 3 | PTS: 3 | +/-: -2 | PIMS: 2 | Hits: 9 | SOG: 10 S44 | STL | GP: 11 | G: 2 | A: 9 | PTS: 11 | +/-: +6 | PIMS: 4 | Hits: 12 | SOG: 31 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Regular Season Stats S45 | MAN | GP: 50 | G: 18 | A: 24 | PTS: 42 | +/-: +8 | PIMS: 11 | Hits: 28 | SOG: 125 S46 | MAN | GP: 50 | G: 19 | A: 21 | PTS: 40 | +/-: -4 | PIMS: 20 | Hits: 63 | SOG: 119 S47 | MAN | GP: 50 | G: 11 | A: 16 | PTS: 27 | +/-: -23 | PIMS: 39 | Hits: 64 | SOG: 131 S48 | MAN | GP: 50 | G: 20 | A: 21 | PTS: 41 | +/-: -14 | PIMS: 6 | Hits: 42 | SOG: 151 S49 | MAN | GP: 50 | G: 22 | A: 28 | PTS: 50 | +/-: +12 | PIMS: 32 | Hits: 84 | SOG: 177 S50 | MAN | GP: 50 | G: 13 | A: 26 | PTS: 39 | +/-: +15 | PIMS: 15 | Hits: 29 | SOG: 191 S51 | MAN | GP: 50 | G: 15 | A: 29 | PTS: 44 | +/-: +9 | PIMS: 4 | Hits: 47 | SOG: 214 S52 | MAN | GP: 50 | G: 19 | A: 35 | PTS: 54 | +/-: +15 | PIMS: 12 | Hits: 35 | SOG: 174 S53 | MAN | GP: 50 | G: 14 | A: 24 | PTS: 38 | +/-: +12 | PIMS: 10 | Hits: 31 | SOG: 153 S54 | MAN | GP: 50 | G: 18 | A: 13 | PTS: 31 | +/-: +9 | PIMS: 20 | Hits: 44 | SOG: 123 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Playoff Stats S45 | MAN | DNQ S46 | MAN | GP: 12 | G: 2 | A: 4 | PTS: 6 | +/-: -12 | PIMS: 6 | Hits: 13 | SOG: 32 S47 | MAN | GP: 5 | G: 2 | A: 3 | PTS: 5 | +/-: -1 | PIMS: 0 | Hits: 4 | SOG: 17 S48 | MAN | DNQ S49 | MAN | GP: 11 | G: 4 | A: 3 | PTS: 7 | +/-: -3 | PIMS: 2 | Hits: 8 | SOG: 37 S50 | MAN | GP: 6 | G: 7 | A: 4 | PTS: 11 | +/-: +7 | PIMS: 0 | Hits: 10 | SOG: 31 S51 | MAN | GP: 12 | G: 6 | A: 9 | PTS: 15 | +/-: +1| PIMS: 2 | Hits: 5 | SOG: 49 S52 | MAN | GP: 19 | G: 8 | A: 11 | PTS: 19 | +/-: -1 | PIMS: 0 | Hits: 6 | SOG: 79 S53 | MAN | GP: 6 | G: 0 | A: 4 | PTS: 4 | +/-: -1 | PIMS: 2 | Hits: 6 | SOG: 16 S54 | MAN | GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 1 | PTS: 1 | +/-: -3 | PIMS: 2 | Hits: 1 | SOG: 9 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Transactions and History S42: Selected 4th Round, 30th Overall by the Colorado Raptors S42: Signed $3M Entry Level Contract with Colorado S42: Scored first SMJHL Goal at 19:26 of the 2nd Period against Kelowna (5-4 L) S43: Selected 1st Round, 11th Overall by the Manhattan Rage S43: Finalist for the Ideen Fallah Trophy for League MVP S44: Traded to the St. Louis Scarecrows S44: Won Four Star Cup with STL S44: Finalist for the Zach Miller Trophy for Most Dedicated Player S44: Named Captain of Czech WJC Team S44: WJC Gold Medal Czechoslovakia S45: Scored first SHL Goal at 5:19 of the 1st Period against Minnesota (4-3 L) S45: Scored first career hat trick in Game #155 against Hamilton (4-3 W) S45: All-Rookie Team (unanimous selection) S45: Ryan Jesster Trophy Winner for Rookie of the Year S49: Named Captain of Czech World Championship Team S49: Bronze Medal, World Championship S50: Became Second player in SHL History to Score Two Hat Tricks in a Single Playoff Series S50: Named Captain of Czech World Championship Team S51: Named Captain of Czech World Championship Team S51 Shits and Gibbles League Champion S52: Won Challenge Cup with MAN S52: Finalist for the Anton Razov Trophy for Playoff MVP S52: First Team All-Star S52: Named Captain of Czech World Championship Team S53: Named Captain of the Czech World Championship Team S53: Silver Medal, World Championships S54: Named Captain of the Czech World Championship Team S54: Bronze Medal, World Championships Matej Winters||D||Baltimore Platoon||Czech Republic #53||826 TPE Peak Birthplace: Hradec Králové, Czech Republic Age: 42 Height: 6'6" Weight: 208lbs SMJHL Regular Season Stats S58 | ANA | GP: 50 | G: 2 | A: 8 | PTS: 10 | +/-: -28 | PIMS: 25 | Hits: 23 | SOG: 55 S59 | ANA | GP: 49 | G: 3 | A: 12 | PTS: 15 | +/-: +2 | PIMS: 8 | Hits: 28 | SOG: 51 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Playoff Stats S58 | ANA | GP: 7 | G: 1 | A: 1 | PTS: 2 | +/-: 0 | PIMS: 0 | Hits: 2 | SOG: 8 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Regular Season Stats S62 | NEW | GP: 66 | G: 6 | A: 14 | PTS: 20 | +/-: +4 | PIMS: 4 | Hits: 29 | SOG: 63 S63 | NEW | GP: 66 | G: 4 | A: 5 | PTS: 9 | +/-: -28 | PIMS: 12 | Hits: 21 | SOG: 62 S64 | NEW | GP: 63 | G: 2 | A: 15 | PTS: 17 | +/-: -50 | PIMS: 6 | Hits: 26 | SOG: 63 S65 | NEW | GP: 66 | G: 4 | A: 9 | PTS: 13 | +/-: -53 | PIMS: 16 | Hits: 24 | SOG: 80 S66 | BAP | GP: 66 | G: 3 | A: 25 | PTS: 28 | +/-: -31 | PIMS: 34 | Hits: 71 | SOG: 100 S67 | BAP | GP: 66 | G: 12 | A: 24 | PTS: 36 | +/-: -53 | PIMS: 40 | Hits: 98 | SOG: 147 S68 | BAP | GP: 66 | G: 7 | A: 21 | PTS: 28 | +/-: -35 | PIMS: 42 | Hits: 88 | SOG: 130 S69 | BAP | GP: 66 | G: 4 | A: 9 | PTS: 13 | +/-: -48 | PIMS: 24 | Hits: 59 | SOG: 78 Transactions and History S58: Signed UDFA Contract with Anaheim Outlaws S58: Selected 1st Round, 11th Overall by the New England Wolfpack Dominik Winters||C||San Francisco Pride||Czechia #17||1855 TPE|| Age: 25 Birthplace: Pardubice, Czechia Height: 6'4" Weight: 205 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Regular Season Stats S70 | STL | GP: 66 | G: 11 | A: 33 | PTS: 44 | +/-: -42 | PIMS: 40 | Hits: 76 | SOG: 108 S71 | STL | GP: 66 | G: 20 | A: 37 | PTS: 57 | +/-: -6 | PIMS: 38 | Hits: 89 | SOG: 163 S72 | STL | GP: 66 | G: 41 | A: 50 | PTS: 91 | +/-: +13 | PIMS: 44 | Hits: 100 | SOG: 275 S73 | STL | GP: 66 | G: 24 | A: 47 | PTS: 71 | +/-: -9 | PIMS: 46 | Hits: 100 | SOG: 223 SMJHL Playoff Stats S70: Did Not Qualify S71 | STL | GP: 7 | G: 1 | A: 3 | PTS: 4 | +/-: +3 | PIMS: 0 | Hits: 21 | SOG: 21 S72 | STL | GP: 20 | G: 6 | A: 13 | PTS: 19 | +/-: -6 | PIMS: 13 | Hits: 27 | SOG: 55 S73 | STL | GP: 7 | G: 3 | A: 8 | PTS: 11 | +/-: -6 | PIMS: 2 | Hits: 4 | SOG: 23 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Regular Season Stats S74 | SFP | GP: 66 | G: 27 | A: 32 | PTS: 59 | +/-: +1 | PIMS: 33 | Hits: 66 | SOG: 214 S75 | SFP | GP: 66 | G: 23 | A: 32 | PTS: 55 | +/-: +6 | PIMS: 26 | Hits: 42 | SOG: 133 S76 | SFP | GP: 66 | G: 33 | A: 42 | PTS: 75 | +/-: +53 | PIMS: 44 | Hits: 56 | SOG: 224 S77 | SFP | GP: 66 | G: 38 | A: 41 | PTS: 79 | +/-: +37 | PIMS: 36 | Hits: 62 | SOG: 210 S78 | SFP | GP: 66 | G: 47 | A: 46 | PTS: 93 | +/-: +53 | PIMS: 42 | Hits: 64 | SOG: 230 SHL Playoff Stats S74 | SFP | GP: 17 | G: 6 | A: 9 | PTS: 15 | +/-: -4 | PIMS: 8 | Hits: 10 | SOG: 36 S75 | SFP | GP: 4 | G: 2 | A: 0 | PTS: 2 | +/-: -2 | PIMS: 0 | Hits: 4 | SOG: 4 S76 | SFP | GP: 21 | G: 16 | A: 23 | PTS: 39 | +/-: +22 | PIMS: 0 | Hits: 18 | SOG: 71 S77 | SFP | GP: 18 | G: 7 | A: 11 | PTS: 18 | +/-: +1 | PIMS: 6 | Hits: 13 | SOG: 53 S78 | SFP | GP: 13 | G: 11 | A: 2 | PTS: 13 | +/-: +1 | PIMS: 10 | Hits: 13 | SOG: 50 Transactions and History S70: Selected 1st Round, 3rd Overall by the St. Louis Scarecrows S70: Named Alternate Captain of the St. Louis Scarecrows S71: Selected 1st Round, 5th Overall by the San Francisco Pride S72: Won 4-Star Cup over Maine S72: Selected for S72 SMJHL All Star Game S73: Selected for S73 SMJHL All Star Game S73: Selected for S73 SMJHL All-Defense Team S76: Won Challenge Cup over Baltimore S76: Won Anton Razov Award for Playoff MVP S45 Jesster Trophy Winner Challenge Cup Winning Goal Club: S52
We used to play this game called "Rob from your neighbor" at Christmas where everyone gets buys a bunch of cheap presents and you put them in the middle. if you roll doubles you get to take a present from the middle, and once all the middle presents are gone, once you roll doubles you steal from someone else. Well we had this "hand exerciser" which was literally just a block of wood you squeezed and it was supposed to strengthen your grip, it was so stupid. but we gave it every year, and in order to trick people into getting it, we put it in increasingly wacky packages. One year someone put it in a bag that was shaped to look like a bottle of wine, so people would really want it. it was an epic troll
Kylrad
a long time ago stud made a media post with like a fake hacked email of the shl commish and it was pretty funny with tons of emails and topics on current or past ongoing dramas that the commish could be having to deal with
Adam Kylrad || LW || Retired Name:Adam Kylrad Age: 20 Height: 6'1" Weight: 190 lbs Number: 12 Nationality: Canadian ------------------------------------------------------------ Career Statistics S11 PGF/CHI: GP:38 , G:6 , A:3 , P:9 , +/-:-23 , PIMS:22 , H:70 , SB:10 S12 LAP: GP: 50, G:15, A:14, P:29, +/-:0, PIMS:6 , H:20 , SB:8 S13 LAP: GP: 45, G:14 A:19 p:33 +/-: -29 PIMS: 6, H: 73 SB: 17 S14 LAP: GP:50 G:28 A:27 P:55 +/-:15 PIMS:20 H:64 SB:21 S15 LAP: GP:50 G:17 A:14 P:31 +/-: -2 PIMS:25 H:39 SB:19 S16 LAP: GP:50 G:24 A:37 P:61 +/-: 24 PIMS:0 H:10 SB:8 S17 LAP GP:50 G:12 A:20 P:32 +/-:16 H: 10 PIMS:0 SB:6 S18 LAP/MIN GP:50 :G:18 A:18 P:36 +/-:12 H:35 PIMS:12 SB:6 S19 TOR GP:50 G:26 A:34 P:60 +/-:8 H:109 PIMS:40 SB:12 S20 TOR GP:50 G:14 G:13 P:27 +/-6 H:108 PIMS:18 SB:6 S21 TOR GP:52 G:25 A:24 P:49 +/-13 H:79 PIMS:32 SB:7 S22 TOR/SEA: GP:52 G:14 A:26 P:40 +/- 4 H:52 PIMS:20 SB:12 S23 SEA: GP:52 G:21 A:20 P:41 +/-: -12 H: 122 PIMS: 44 SB: 15 S24 SEA: GP: 52 G:13 A:23 P:36 +/-2 H:99 PIMS:36 SB:11 S25 SEA: GP: 50 G:22: A:28 P:50 +/-:-7 H:97 PIMS:28 SB:18 S26 SEA: GP:50 G:20 A:30 P:50 +/-:25 H:7 PIMS:0 SB:5 S27 SEA/TOR GP:50 G:17 A:17 P:34 +/-:-3 H:10 PIMS:2 SB:6 S28 TOR: GP50 G:16: A:17 P:33 +/-9 H:65 PIMS 26 SB:6 S29 TOR: GP 50 G:15 A 13 P 28 +/- -3 H 44 PIMS 27 SB 8 S30 TOR: GP 50 G 10 A 17 P 27 +/- -12 H 26 PIMS 8 SB 8 S31 TOR GP 50 G 13 A 11 P 24 +/- 9 H 10 PIM S9 SB 4 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Career Totals: GP:1003 G:354 A:422 P:776 +/-:75 PIMS:359 H:1079: SB:198 ------------------------------------------------------------ Playoff Statistics S11 CHI: GP:6 , G:2 , A:2 , P:4 , +/-:0 , PIMS:4 , H:14 , SB:1 S14 LAP: GP:6 , G:3 , A:1 P:4, +/-:0 PIMS:0, H:5, SB:4 S16 LAP: GP:6 , G:1 , A:1 P:2 +/-:0 PIMS:0 H:0 SB:1 S17 LAP: GP:20 G:8 A:3 P:11 +/-:5 PIMS:4 H:25 SB:4 S18 MIN: GP:20 G:8 A:6 P:14 +/-: -3 PIMS:4 H:17 SB:0 S19 TOR: GP:6 G:2 A:1 P:3 +/- -3 PIMS:6 H:18 SB:1 S20 TOR: GP:6 G:4 A:1 P:5 +/-:4 PIMS:13 H:17 SB:0 S21 TOR: GP:7 G:1 A:2 P:3 +/- -4 PIMS: 2 H:8 SB:1 S22 SEA: GP:4 G:0 A:5 P:5 +/-:0 PIMS 4 H:7 SB:1 S23 SEA: GP:14 G:4 A:9 P:13 +/-:3 PIMS:6 H:28 SB:0 S25 SEA: GP:11 G:4 A:2 P:6 +/-: -5 PIMS:4 H:27 SB:2 S26:SEA: GP:16 G:4 A:5 P:9 +/-:-6 PIMS 0 H:4 SB:0 S27 TOR: GP:9 G:2 A:5 P:7+/-:2 PIMS 8 H:9 SB: 0 S28: TOR: GP:5 G:0 A:3 P:3 +/- -2 PIMS 2 H:5 SB:0 S29 TOR GP: 11 G 5 A 2 P 7 +/- -1 PIMS 2 H18 SB 2 S31 TOR GP 12 G 2 A 5 P 12 +/-4 PIMS 0 H 1 SB 0 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Career Playoff Totals: GP:153 G:48 A:51 P:99 +/-:-14 PIMS:55 H:189: SB:16 ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: ------------------------------------------------------------ Signed 1-yr/$2mil deal with Prince George Traded to Chicago Drafted 12th Overall to LAP, Signed 3-yr/$10mil deal with LAP Extended 2-yr/$6mill deal with LAP Extended 2-yr/$6mil deal with LAP Extended 1-yr/1.5mil deal with LAP Traded to Minnesota Chiefs Extended 3-yr/$65mil deal with MIN Traded to Toronto North Stars Signed 4 years/20mil deal with Tor Traded to Seattle Riot Signed 2-yr/$16mil deal with SEA Extended like 50 times with sea, traded to TOR Extended like 50 times with TOR Robbed a bank Retired after S31 ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards: S11 Named Prince George Firebirds Assistant Captain S11 Named to Team Canada WJC (BRONZE) GP:14, G:11, A:6, P:17, +/-: -4, PIMS:12, H:28, SB:5, S11 Named to NWJHL All Star Game S12 Named Los Angeles Panthers Assistant Captain S12 Named to IHF Team Canada as Water Boy S12 Named to IHF Team World left team Canada as Water Boy S13 Named Los Angeles Panthers Captain S13 Named Vancouver Whalers Co Gm S14 Named Kelowna Knights GM S14 Names to IHF Team Canada (WON GOLD) S14 Winner of the Jeff Dar Trophy S14 Winner of the Jay Mcdonald Trophy S14 MVP Nominee S14 All Star Team S15 All Star Team S15 Named to IHF Team Canada (5th) S17 Won the Challenge Cup S18 Won gold medal with team Canada S21 Won gold medal with team Canada Won like 500 more medals with canada, gmed Canada Probably did a bunch more legendary stuff Inducted into the Hall of Fame ------------------------------------------------------------ Kyle Kylrad || LW || Winnipeg Jets Name:Kyle Kylrad Age: 18 Height: 6'1" Weight: 195 lbs Number: 12 Nationality: Canadian ------------------------------------------------------------ Career Statistics S31 DET: GP:50 , G:15 , A:12 , P:27 , +/-:2 , PIMS:12 , H:40 , SB:12 S32 DET/HFX: GP:49 , G:16 , A:15 , P:31 , +/-:1 , PIMS:14 , H:25 , SB:12 S33 HAM: GP: 50, G:12, A:15, P:27, +/-:3, PIMS:20 , H:84 , SB:5 S34 HAM: GP: 50, G:16 A:14 p:30 +/-: 1 PIMS: 40, H:132 SB: 6 S35 HAM: GP:50 G:17 A:19 P:36 +/-:-7 PIMS:20 H:134 SB:15 S36 SEA: GP:50 G:26 A:31 P:57 +/-:25 PIMS:34 H:122 SB:16 S37 SEA: GP:50 G:20 A:22 P:42 +/-:16 PIMS:40 H:160 SB:3 S38 SEA: GP:50 G:23 A:23 P:46 +/-:-8 PIMS:32 H:124 SB:12 S39 WPG: GP:50 G:22 A:18 P:40 +/-:10 PIMS:14 H:97 SB:14 ------------------------------------------------------------ Daniel Smeb || C || Chicago Syndicate Name: Daniel Smeb Age: 18 Height: 6'1" Weight:190 lbs Number: 7 Nationality:Korean ------------------------------------------------------------ Career Statistics S45 COL: GP: 50 G:8 A:15 P:23 +/-: 3 PIMS:4 H:15 SB:6 S46 CHI: GP: 50 G:2 A:18 P:20 +/-: 6 PIMS:26 H:37 SB:14 S47 CHI: GP: 50 G:7 A:18 P:25 +/-: -9 PIMS:13 H:21 SB:6 S48 CHI: GP: 50 G:9 A:13 P:22 +/-: -19 PIMS:6 H:26 SB:10 S49 CHI: GP: 50 G:13 A:21 P:34 +/-:-10 PIMS:9 H:19 SB:20 S50 CHI: GP: 50 G:9 A:29 P:38 +/-:-14 PIMS:7 H:28 SB:11 S51 CHI: GP: 50 G:19 A:26 P:45 +/-:8 PIMS:34 H:104 SB:10 S52 CHI: GP: 50 G:20 A:34 P:54 +/-:21 PIMS:7 H:12 SB:19 S53 CHI: GP: 50 G:24 A:22 P:46 +/-:-6 PIMS:36 H:54 SB:15 S54 CHI: GP: 50 G:31 A:39 P:70 +/-:26 PIMS:11 H:44 SB:42 S55 CHI: GP: 50 G:26 A:42 P:72 +/-:31 PIMS:10 H:46 SB:46 S56 CHI: GP: 50 G:20 A:39 P:59 +/-:26 PIMS:18 H:77 SB:36 S57 CHI: GP: 66 G:30 A:53 P:83 +/-:50 PIMS:22 H:98 SB:45 S58 CHI: GP: 66 G:24 A:44 P:68 +/-:14 PIMS:21 H:144 SB:38 S59 CHI: GP: 66 G:23 A:43 P:66 +/-:45 PIMS:2 H:129 SB:43 S60 CHI: GP: 66 G:19 A:45 P:64 +/-:63 PIMS:8 H:96 SB:11 S61 CHI: GP: 66 G:16 A:35 P:51 +/-:17 PIMS:10 H:28 SB:1 S62 CHI: GP: 66 G:16 A:30 P:46 +/-:54 PIMS:28 H:29 SB:3 S63 CHI: GP: 66 G:13 A:25 P:38 +/-:18 PIMS:4 H:98 SB:2 S64 CHI: GP: 66 G:15 A:32 P:47 +/-:14 PIMS:12 H:52: SB:4 S65 CHI: GP: 66 G:12 A:23 P:35 +/-:23 PIMS:18 H:51: SB:2 S66 MIN: GP: 66 G:17 A:36 P:53 +/-:-44 PIMS:34 H:88: SB:16 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Career Totals: GP:1210 G:365 A:667 P:1036 +/-: 193 PIMS:284 H:674 SB:383 ------------------------------------------------------------ Playoff Statistics ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Career Playoff Totals: GP: G: A: P: +/-: PIMS: H: SB: ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: Drafted 54th Overall to COL Signed 1 yr/$3M deal with COL Drafted 30th Overall to CHI Signed 1 yr/$1M deal with CHI ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards: S45: Team World WJC Gold Medal S50: IIHF Top Forward S52: 2nd all star team ------------------------------------------------------------
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I think my favorite category of hockey pranks is when the mascot sits in a trash can or something and jumps out and scares the players walking into a locker room. They always have great reactions.
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a good prank that happened to me one time a few years ago is I was sent a link to what I thought was something interesting to instead be led straight to an excellent music video by Rick Astley. I wasn't expecting it and gave a hearty laugh
Aleksander Kozlov | C | 2027 TPE | Tampa Bay | Russia | S56 Name: Aleksander Kozlov Born: February 4th, S38 Height: 6'2" Weight: 208 lbs Number: 13 --------------------------------------
Drafted 5th overall by Carolina Kraken in S55 SMJHL Draft Drafted 1st overall by Tampa Bay Barracuda in S56 SHL Draft
My joke is short and sweet. How does a rock pee? He Dwaynes his Johnson. Or also why didn’t Snape get the herbology job? He couldn’t keep the lilies alive.
Teddy Murphy 4 Teams S58-S70 | 6OA (BAP) --------------------------------------------------- Career Stats GP 858|G 125|A 273|P 398|+/- 29|ATOI 20:13|FW 3|GR 62 --------------------------------------------------- Accolades S59 All-Rookie Team (First ever Sophomore to make the team) Teddy Park Kelowna Defenseman S54-57 | 29OA --------------------------------------------------- Career Stats GP 216|G 23|A 72|P 95|+/- 17|ATOI 21:32|FW 12|GR 66 --------------------------------------------------- Accolades Captain S55-57 S57 All-Star
My favorite Mitch Hedberg joke:
I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. Because there's a large, out-of-focus monster, roaming the countryside.
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