Sergei Karpotsev Trophy (Points leader): Steve Harrington
Jay McDonald Trophy (Goal scoring leader): Ryuuji Minamino
Jeff Dar Trophy (Best two way player): Ryu Jones
Turd Ferguson Trophy (Most PIMs): Juni Panda
Scott Stevens Trophy (Best defenseman): Emilia Bergman
Bojo Biscuit Trophy (Best defensive defenseman): Pojo Biscuit
Mike Honcho Trophy (Goalie who allows the fewest goals in the season): Luca Del Vecchio
John McBride Trophy (Best goalie): Luca Del Vecchio
Ryan Jesster Trophy (Best rookie): Gonzo Gobbledygook
Ron Mexico Trophy (League MVP voted by the committee): Ethan Duncan
Sarmad Khan Trophy (League MVP voted by the players): Steve Harrington

    

Thank you @Stadacona for the Chaewon player sig!

Sergei Karpotsev Trophy (Points leader): Ethan Duncan
Jay McDonald Trophy (Goal scoring leader): Burlok Sulfurgold
Jeff Dar Trophy (Best two way player): Ryu Jones
Turd Ferguson Trophy (Most PIMs): Juni Panda
Scott Stevens Trophy (Best defenseman): Jonas Kahnwald
Bojo Biscuit Trophy (Best defensive defenseman): Pojo Biscuit
Mike Honcho Trophy (Goalie who allows the fewest goals in the season): Luca Del Vecchio
John McBride Trophy (Best goalie): Luca Del Vecchio
Ryan Jesster Trophy (Best rookie): Lev Lebedev
Ron Mexico Trophy (League MVP voted by the committee): Ethan Duncan
Sarmad Khan Trophy (League MVP voted by the players): Burlok Sulfurgold

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Sigs by: Rum Ham, Orbiting Death x2, Enigmatic & Kyamprac

Sergei Karpotsev Trophy (Points leader): Burlok Sulfurgold
Jay McDonald Trophy (Goal scoring leader): Ryuuji Minamino
Jeff Dar Trophy (Best two way player): Gudmundur Kristjansson
Turd Ferguson Trophy (Most PIMs): Juni Panda
Scott Stevens Trophy (Best defenseman): Jonas Kahnwald
Bojo Biscuit Trophy (Best defensive defenseman): Rikard Bjerg
Mike Honcho Trophy (Goalie who allows the fewest goals in the season): A Jobin
John McBride Trophy (Best goalie): Luca Del Vecchio
Ryan Jesster Trophy (Best rookie): Greyson Cooper
Ron Mexico Trophy (League MVP voted by the committee): Burlok Sulfurgold
Sarmad Khan Trophy (League MVP voted by the players): Burlok Sulfurgold

Guy Incognito - D - #24
Tampa Bay Barracuda
Season 81
6-8-0
Regular Season - [G 1] [A 5] [Pts 6] [+/- -2] [PIM 4] [Hits 9] [SB 24]

Guy Incognito || D || Tampa Bay Barracuda || 1987 TPE
Name: Guy Incognito
Age: 33
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 190 lbs
Number: 24
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SHL/SMJHL Regular Season Statistics
S72|Elk|[G 10] [A 15] [Pts 25] [+/- +7] [PIM 50] [Hits 124] [SB 131]
S73|Elk|[G 17] [A 40] [Pts 57] [+/- +8] [PIM 30] [Hits 123] [SB 170]
S74|Elk|[G 11] [A 30] [Pts 41] [+/- -9] [PIM 42] [Hits 132] [SB 123]
S75|Elk|[G 16] [A 33] [Pts 49] [+/- +12] [PIM 40] [Hits 119] [SB 119]
S76|Renegades|[G 7] [A 13] [Pts 20] [+/- +27] [PIM 36] [Hits 37] [SB 125]
S77|Renegades|[G 4] [A 17] [Pts 21] [+/- +26] [PIM 28] [Hits 43] [SB 179]
S78|Renegades|[G 6] [A 31] [Pts 37] [+/- +39] [PIM 42] [Hits 66] [SB 128]
S79|Renegades|[G 8] [A 21] [Pts 29] [+/- -2] [PIM 42] [Hits 69] [SB 156]
S80|Renegades|[G 15] [A 33] [Pts 48] [+/- +13] [PIM 67] [Hits 79] [SB 168]
Career|[G 40] [A 115] [Pts 155] [+/- +103] [PIM 215] [Hits 294] [SB 756]
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SHL/SMJHL Playoff Statistics
S72|Elk|[G 0] [A 0] [Pts 0] [+/- -4] [PIM 0] [Hits 4] [SB 13]
S73|Elk|[G 1] [A 3] [Pts 4] [+/- -5] [PIM 4] [Hits 9] [SB 16]
S74|Elk|[G 2] [A 1] [Pts 3] [+/- -5] [PIM 4] [Hits 7] [SB 16]
S75|Elk|[G 1] [A 2] [Pts 3] [+/- 2] [PIM 4] [Hits 17] [SB 18]
S76|Renegades|[G 0] [A 4] [Pts 4] [+/- -2] [PIM 2] [Hits 4] [SB 27]
S77|Renegades|[G 2] [A 4] [Pts 6] [+/- +7] [PIM 2] [Hits 14] [SB 57]
S78|Renegades|[G 2] [A 4] [Pts 6] [+/- +4] [PIM 4] [Hits 15] [SB 43]
S79|Renegades|[G 1] [A 6] [Pts 7] [+/- +3] [PIM 8] [Hits 14] [SB 38]
S80|Renegades|[G 4] [A 6] [Pts 10] [+/- +5] [PIM 10] [Hits 16] [SB 62]
Career|[G 9] [A 24] [Pts 33] [+/- +17] [PIM 26] [Hits 63] [SB 227]
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Team Record
S72|Elk|36-29-1 - 73pts (Round 1)
S73|Elk|34-26-6 - 74pts (Round 2)
S74|Elk|26-38-2 - 54pts (Round 1)
S75|Elk|35-24-7 - 77pts (Round 1)
S76|Renegades|47-17-2 - 96pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S77|Renegades|44-18-4 - 92pts (Challenge Cup Finals)
S78|Renegades|48-15-3 - 99pts (Western Conference Finals)
S79|Renegades|44-21-1 - 89pts (Western Conference Finals)
S80|Renegades|38-24-4 - 80pts (Western Conference Finals)
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Transactions:
S72: Drafted 8th overall by the Regina Elk
S73: Drafted 11th overall by the Texas Renegades
S81: Traded from TEX to BAP to TBB
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Awards & Achievements
S73: Won Quilha Agante Trophy
S73: Won Alex Light Trophy
Won 1 WJC Medal (Bronze)
Won 4 IIHF Medals (3 Gold, 1 Bronze)
Peak TPE count: 1987
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Damian Littleton || D || Retired
Name: Damian Littleton
Age: 22
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 230 lbs
Number: 24
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SHL Regular Season Statistics
Career|[G 30] [A 123] [Pts 153] [+/- +9] [PIM 527] [Hits 580] [SB 495]
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SHL Playoff Statistics
Career|[G 4] [A 20] [Pts 24] [+/- +3] [PIM 68] [Hits 86] [SB 72]
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Team Record
S1|Jets|23-12-5 – 51pts (SHL CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS)
S2|Jets|22-13-5 – 49pts (West Division Finals)
S3|Jets|18-14-8 – 44pts (West Division Finals)
S4|Jets|19-19-2 – 40pts (West Division Finals)
S5|Jets|24-15-5 – 53pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S6|Jets|25-21-14 – 64pts (Missed Playoffs)
S7|Jets|25-19-6 – 56pts (SHL CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS)
S8|Jets|21-20-9 – 51pts (Missed Playoffs)
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Transactions:
GM of the Winnipeg Jets
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Awards & Achievements
S1: SHL Challenge Cup Champion
S3: Won the Scott Stevens Trophy
S7: SHL Challenge Cup Champion
S7: Won the JJ Krever Trophy
S7: Won the Damian Littleton Trophy
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Lance Uppercut || D || Retired
Name: Lance Uppercut
Age: 22
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 200 lbs
Number: 9
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SHL/NWJHL Regular Season Statistics
S8|Falcons|[G 5] [A 31] [Pts 36] [+/- +47] [PIM 98] [Hits 73] [SB 54]
Career|[G 106] [A 341] [Pts 447] [+/- +83] [PIM 775] [Hits 1258] [SB 842]
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SHL/NWJHL Playoff Statistics
S8|Falcons|[G 1] [A 4] [Pts 5] [+/- +15] [PIM 28] [Hits 14] [SB 19]
Career|[G 8] [A 36] [Pts 44] [+/- +6] [PIM 101] [Hits 163] [SB 144]
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Team Record
S8|Falcons|33-5-2 - 68pts (Four Star Cup Finals)
S9|Jets|32-14-4 - 68pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S10|Jets|30-14-6 - 66pts (Challenge Cup Finals)
S11|Jets|36-11-3 - 75pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S12|Jets|31-16-3 - 65pts (Challenge Cup Finals)
S13|Jets|31-13-6 - 68pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S14|Jets|24-21-5 - 58pts (Western Conference Finals)
S15|Jets|22-21-7 - 51pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S16|Jets|22-21-7 - 51pts (Missed Playoffs)
S17|Jets|22-23-5 - 49pts (Missed Playoffs)
S18|Jets|27-17-6 - 60pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S19|Jets|30-18-2 - 64pts (SHL CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS)
S20|Jets|26-18-6 - 52pts (Western Conference Finals)
S21|Jets|22-24-6 - 50pts (Missed Playoffs)
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Transactions:
Drafted 5th overall by the Detroit Falcons
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Awards & Achievements
S9: Won the Ryan Jesster Trophy
S19: Won the JJ Krever Trophy
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Rembrandt Q. Einstein || D || Retired
Name: Rembrandt Q. Einstein
Age: 25
Height: 6'5"
Weight: 215 lbs
Number: 44
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SHL/SMJHL Regular Season Statistics
S21|Impact|[G 2] [A 29] [Pts 31] [+/- -17] [PIM 23] [Hits 20] [SB 52]
Career|[G 75] [A 440] [Pts 515] [+/- +34] [PIM 537] [Hits 975] [SB 1034]
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SHL/SMJHL Playoff Statistics
S21|Impact|[G 0] [A 3] [Pts 3] [+/- -5] [PIM 2] [Hits 3] [SB 2]
Career|[G 7] [A 27] [Pts 34] [+/- -2] [PIM 58] [Hits 102] [SB 103]
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Team Record
S21|Impact|11-22-7 - 29pts (Eastern Conference Semi-Finals)
S22|Jets|34-14-4 - 72pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S23|Jets|23-22-7 - 53pts (Missed Playoffs)
S24|Jets|30-18-4 - 64pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S25|Jets|31-13-6 - 68pts (SHL CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS)
S26|Jets|28-17-5 - 61pts (Western Conference Finals)
S27|Jets|25-22-3 - 53pts (Missed Playoffs)
S28|Jets|27-15-8 - 62pts (Western Conference Finals)
S29|Jets|27-20-3 - 57pts (Missed Playoffs)
S30|Jets|20-19-11 - 51pts (Missed Playoffs)
S31|Jets|13-30-6 - 32pts (Missed Playoffs)
S32|Jets|22-21-7 - 51pts (Missed Playoffs)
S33|Jets|27-20-3 - 57pts (Missed Playoffs)
S34|Jets|26-16-8 - 60pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S35|Jets|28-21-1 - 57pts (Missed Playoffs)
S36|Jets|30-16-4 - 64pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
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Transactions:
Drafted 4th overall by the Montreal Impact
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Awards & Achievements
S22: Won the JJ Krever Trophy
S25: Won the Joe McKeil Trophy
S28: Won the Joe McKeil Trophy
S28: Won the Vidrik Onoprienko Lifetime Achievement Award
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Hercules Rockefeller || LW || Retired
Name: Hercules Rockefeller
Age: 27
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 195 lbs
Number: 24
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SHL/SMJHL Regular Season Statistics
S36|Raiders|[G 7] [A 2] [Pts 9] [+/- -11] [PIM 4] [Hits 40] [SB 1]
S37|Raiders|[G 14] [A 10] [Pts 24] [+/- +3] [PIM 14] [Hits 45] [SB 1]
Career|[G 270] [A 325] [Pts 595] [+/- +157] [PIM 206] [Hits 709] [SB 197]
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SHL/SMJHL Playoff Statistics
S36|Raiders|[G 3] [A 1] [Pts 4] [+/- -2] [PIM 0] [Hits 8] [SB 0]
S37|Raiders|[G 1] [A 1] [Pts 2] [+/- -1] [PIM 2] [Hits 6] [SB 0]
Career|[G 48] [A 54] [Pts 102] [+/- -26] [PIM 30] [Hits 145] [SB 47]
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Team Record
S36|Raiders|28-18-4 - 60pts (Four Star Cup Final)
S37|Raiders|32-10-8 - 72pts (Eastern Conference Finals)
S38|Blizzard|19-25-6 - 44pts (Missed Playoffs)
S39|Blizzard|28-20-2 - 58pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S40|Blizzard|27-15-8 - 62pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S41|Blizzard|32-13-5 - 69pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S42|Blizzard|30-15-5 - 65pts (Western Conference Finals)
S43|Blizzard|23-23-4 - 50pts (Missed Playoffs)
S44|Blizzard|35-11-4 - 74pts (Western Conference Finals)
S45|Blizzard|41-6-3 - 85pts (SHL CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS)
S46|Blizzard|24-21-5 - 53pts (Western Conference Wild Card)
S47|Blizzard|33-16-1 - 67pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S48|Blizzard|25-20-5 - 55pts (Western Conference Wild Card)
S49|Blizzard|26-22-2 - 54pts (SHL CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS)
S50|Blizzard|28-19-3 - 59pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S51|Blizzard|32-14-4 - 68pts (Challenge Cup Finals)
S52|Blizzard|29-18-3 - 61pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S53|Blizzard|32-13-5 - 69pts (Challenge Cup Finals)
S54|Blizzard|29-18-3 - 61pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
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Transactions:
Drafted 3rd overall by the Halifax Raiders
Drafted 3rd overall by the Edmonton Blizzard
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Awards & Achievements
S45: SHL Record for highest +/- in a season (+42)
S49: Won the Anton Razov Trophy
Won 9 IIHF Medals (5 Gold, 1 Silver, 3 Bronze)
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Rock Strongo || C || Retired
Name: Rock Strongo
Age: 30
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 220 lbs
Number: 9
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SHL/SMJHL Regular Season Statistics
S55|Raptors|[G 14] [A 18] [Pts 32] [+/- +10] [PIM 12] [Hits 19] [SB 8]
S56|Raptors/Battleborn|[G 7] [A 18] [Pts 25] [+/- +2] [PIM 16] [Hits 42] [SB 18]
S57|Battleborn|[G 9] [A 26] [Pts 35] [+/- -3] [PIM 22] [Hits 66] [SB 29]
Career|[G 332] [A 518] [Pts 850] [+/- +145] [PIM 302] [Hits 1298] [SB 493]
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SHL/SMJHL Playoff Statistics
S55|Raptors|[G 0] [A 3] [Pts 3] [+/- EVEN] [PIM 2] [Hits 1] [SB 2]
S56|Battleborn|[G 1] [A 0] [Pts 1] [+/- +1] [PIM 0] [Hits 1] [SB 2]
S57|Battleborn|[G 0] [A 1] [Pts 1] [+/- +2] [PIM 0] [Hits 7] [SB 2]
Career|[G 54] [A 68] [Pts 122] [+/- +11] [PIM 22] [Hits 224] [SB 56]
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Team Record
S55|Raptors|27-18-5 - 59pts (Round 2)
S56|Battleborn|28-18-4 - 60pts (Round 2)
S57|Battleborn|30-29-7 - 67pts (Round 1)
S58|Monarchs|23-36-7 - 53pts (Missed Playoffs)
S59|Monarchs|30-34-2 - 62pts (Missed Playoffs)
S60|Monarchs|29-31-6 - 64pts (Round 1)
S61|Monarchs|30-30-6 - 66pts (Round 1)
S62|Panthers|42-22-2 - 86pts (Western Conference Finals)
S63|Panthers|36-24-6 - 78pts (Challenge Cup Finals)
S64|Panthers|44-14-8 - 96pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S65|Panthers|50-14-2 - 102pts (SHL CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS)
S66|Panthers|45-17-4 - 94pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S67|Panthers|38-26-2 - 78pts (Round 1)
S68|North Stars|46-16-4 - 96pts (Eastern Conference Semi-Finals)
S69|Patriotes|50-15-1 - 101pts (Eastern Conference Semi-Finals)
S70|Patriotes|46-17-3 - 95pts (Eastern Conference Semi-Finals)
S71|Patriotes|50-15-1 - 101pts (Round 1)
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Transactions:
S55: Drafted 7th overall by the Colorado Raptors
S56: Drafted 3rd overall by the Minnesota Monarchs
S56: Traded from Colorado to Nevada
S62: Signed with Los Angeles Panthers
S68: Traded from Los Angeles to Toronto
S69: Traded from Toronto to Montreal
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Awards & Achievements
S55: Won the Esa Anrikkanen Trophy
Won 3 WJC Medals (Gold, Silver, Bronze)
Won 6 IIHF Medals (1 Gold, 3 Silver, 2 Bronze)
Peak TPE count: 2106
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Sergei Karpotsev Trophy (Points leader): Ethan Duncan
Jay McDonald Trophy (Goal scoring leader): Daniil Nikiforov
Jeff Dar Trophy (Best two way player): Ryu Jones
Turd Ferguson Trophy (Most PIMs): Juni Panda
Scott Stevens Trophy (Best defenseman): Teddy Park
Bojo Biscuit Trophy (Best defensive defenseman): Pojo Biscuit
Mike Honcho Trophy (Goalie who allows the fewest goals in the season): Luca Del Vecchio
John McBride Trophy (Best goalie): Luca Del Vecchio
Ryan Jesster Trophy (Best rookie): Lev Lebedev
Ron Mexico Trophy (League MVP voted by the committee): Ethan Duncan
Sarmad Khan Trophy (League MVP voted by the players): Ethan Duncan

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Sergei Karpotsev Trophy (Points leader): Ryuu Minamino
Jay McDonald Trophy (Goal scoring leader): Ryuuji Minamino
Jeff Dar Trophy (Best two way player): Dwayne Gretzky
Turd Ferguson Trophy (Most PIMs): Johnny Sex
Scott Stevens Trophy (Best defenseman): Joseph Fantobens
Bojo Biscuit Trophy (Best defensive defenseman): Abel Skinner
Mike Honcho Trophy (Goalie who allows the fewest goals in the season): Edward Teach
John McBride Trophy (Best goalie): Matt Smith
Ryan Jesster Trophy (Best rookie): Lord Skrolk
Ron Mexico Trophy (League MVP voted by the committee): Ryuuji Minamino
Sarmad Khan Trophy (League MVP voted by the players): Ryuuji Minamino

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Jeffrey Bjelland | Center | Detroit Falcons
Birthplace: Minneapolis, MN, USA
Number: 21
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Sergei Karpotsev Trophy (Points leader): Jimmy Wagner
Jay McDonald Trophy (Goal scoring leader): Burlok Sulfurgold
Jeff Dar Trophy (Best two way player): Ryu Jones
Turd Ferguson Trophy (Most PIMs): Juni Panda
Scott Stevens Trophy (Best defenseman): Keith Lee
Bojo Biscuit Trophy (Best defensive defenseman): Pojo Biscuit
Mike Honcho Trophy (Goalie who allows the fewest goals in the season): Luca Del Vecchio
John McBride Trophy (Best goalie): Luca Del Vecchio
Ryan Jesster Trophy (Best rookie): Lev Lebedev
Ron Mexico Trophy (League MVP voted by the committee): Daniil Nikiforov
Sarmad Khan Trophy (League MVP voted by the players): Jimmy Wagner

S79 | Jeff Kirkstone III  |  G  |  Ottawa Highlanders
=============Transactions==============
- Drafted 15th overall by Ottawa (S78)
- Drafted 35th overall by New Orleans (S79)


S60 | Jimmy Larkin-Conway | LW | Retired
=============Transactions==============
- Drafted 19th overall by Nevada (S59)
- Drafted 27th overall by Baltimore (S60)
- Traded to Winnipeg Aurora (S63)
- Traded to Toronto North Stars (S64)
- Re-signed with Toronto North Stars (S65)
- Re-signed with Toronto North Stars (S68,etc.)
- Signed with Seattle Argonauts (S76)
- Signed with Winnipeg Aurora (S78)
================Trophies================
- Aidan Richan Award (S65)


S42 | Charlie Schieck | D | Retired



S31 | Jeff Kirkstone | G | Retired | Former GM

Sergei Karpotsev Trophy (Points leader): Ryuuji Minamino
Jay McDonald Trophy (Goal scoring leader): Ryuuji Minamino
Jeff Dar Trophy (Best two way player): Ryu Jones
Turd Ferguson Trophy (Most PIMs): Juni Panda
Scott Stevens Trophy (Best defenseman): Emilia Bergman
Bojo Biscuit Trophy (Best defensive defenseman): Pojo Biscuit
Mike Honcho Trophy (Goalie who allows the fewest goals in the season): Mat Smith
John McBride Trophy (Best goalie): A Jobin
Ryan Jesster Trophy (Best rookie): Lev Lebedev
Ron Mexico Trophy (League MVP voted by the committee): Ethan Duncan
Sarmad Khan Trophy (League MVP voted by the players): Rotticus Scott

Clint Clampton | D | 20 | Yukon Malamutes | Hamilton Steelhawks | Great Britain | 1085 TPE
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Handedness: Left
Height: 6ft 1in
Weight: 190lbs
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S68: Drafted 20th Overall to the Yukon Malamutes
S69: Drafted 16th Overall to the Hamilton Steelhawks
S71: Traded to Great Britain
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SMJHL Regular Season
S68 - YUM | GP: 66 | G: 5 | A: 24 | P: 29 | +/-: -12 | SOG: 71
S69 - YUM | GP: 66 | G: 14 | A: 17 | P: 31 | +/-: -44 | SOG: 163
S70 - YUM | GP: 66 | G: 9 | A: 28 | P: 37 | +/-: -16 | SOG: 153
S71 - YUM | GP: 66 | G: 1 | A: 31 | P: 42 | +/-: 19 | SOG: 185
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 SMJHL Playoffs
S68 - YUM |  GP: 10 | G: 1 | A: 3 | P: 4 | +/-: -4 | SOG: 14
S69 - YUM |  GP: 6 | G: 0 | A: 4 | P: 4 | +/-: 5 | SOG: 10
S70 - YUM |  GP: 17 | G: 6 | A: 8 | P: 14 | +/-: 5 | SOG: 36

S71 - YUM |  GP: 11 | G: 1 | A: 8 | P: 9 | +/-: 1 | SOG: 30
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 SHL Regular Season

S72 - HAM |  GP: 66 | G: 8 | A: 18 | P: 26 | +/-: -6 | SOG: 71

S73 - HAM |  GP: 66 | G: 9 | A: 22 | P: 31 | +/-: 17 | SOG: 69
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 SHL Playoffs

S72 - HAM |  GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: -3 | SOG: 3
S73 - HAM |  GP: 66 | G: 1 | A: 5 | P: 6 | +/-: 1 | SOG: 16
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WJC Regular Season
S69 - CAN |  GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: 4 | SOG: 22

S70 - CAN | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | +/-: -9 | SOG: 21

S71 - BRI | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | +/-: -1 | SOG: 21
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WJC Playoffs
S69 - CAN |  GP: 2 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: 1 | SOG: 6
S71 - BRI | GP: 3 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | +/-: 1 | SOG: 4

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IIHF Regular Season

S72 - GBR |  GP: 12 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | +/-: -4 | SOG: 11
S73 - GBR | GP: 12 | G: 1 | A: 0 | P: 1 | +/-: 4 | SOG: 16

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IIHF Playoffs

S73 - GBR | GP: 3 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: -3 | SOG: 9
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Accolades
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Devin Basher | W | 7 | Vancouver Whalers | Hamilton Steelhawks | Canada | Peak 1659 TPE

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Handedness: Left
Height: 5ft 11in
Weight: 180lbs

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S54:Drafted 12th Overall by the Vancouver Whalers 

S55: Drafted 7th Overall by the Minnesota Chiefs

S56: Rebrand to the Minnesota Monarchs

S56: Traded to the Hamilton Steelhawks 

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SMJHL Regular Season

S53 - VAN | GP: 13 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: -6 | SOG: 4

S54 - VAN | GP: 50 | G: 2 | A: 7 | P: 9 | +/-: -15 | SOG: 57

S55 - VAN | GP: 50 | G: 2 | A: 19 | P: 21 | +/-: +5 | SOG: 88

S56 - VAN | GP: 50 | G: 15 | A: 21 | P: 36 | +/-: +12 | SOG: 128

S57 - VAN | GP: 66 | G: 13 | A: 19 | P: 32 | +/-: -11 | SOG:129

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 SMJHL Playoffs

 S55 - VAN | GP: 8 |G: 1 | A: 4 | P: 5 | +/-: -3 | SOG: 15

S56 - VAN | GP: 17 | G: 2 | A: 6 | P: 8 | +/-: 6 | SOG: 51

S57 - VAN | GP:14 | G: 3 | A: 4 | P: 7 | +/-: 3 | SOG 23

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 SHL Regular Season
S58 - HAM  | GP: 66 | G: 9 | A: 21 | P: 30 | +/-: 26 | SOG: 117

S59 - HAM  | GP: 66 | G: 17 | A: 20 | P: 37 | +/-: 43 | SOG: 147

S60 - HAM  | GP: 66 | G: 15 | A: 33 | P: 48 | +/-: 28 | SOG: 169

S61 - HAM  | GP: 66 | G: 19 | A: 28 | P: 47 | +/-: 44 | SOG: 195

S62 - HAM  | GP: 66 | G: 15 | A: 37 | P: 52 | +/-: 28 | SOG: 207
S63 - HAM  | GP: 66 | G: 18 | A: 26 | P: 44 | +/-: 52 | SOG: 235
S64 - HAM  | GP: 66 | G: 19 | A: 36 | P: 55 | +/-: 9 | SOG: 232
S65 - HAM  | GP: 66 | G: 19 | A: 49 | P: 68 | +/-: 11 | SOG: 222
S66 - HAM  | GP: 66 | G: 34 | A: 41 | P: 75 | +/-: -19 | SOG: 294
S67 - HAM  | GP: 66 | G: 34 | A: 32 | P: 66 | +/-: -71 | SOG: 226

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 SHL Playoffs
S58 - HAM  | GP: 19 | G: 4 | A: 6 | P: 10 | +/-: 3 | SOG: 34

S59 - HAM  | GP: 11 | G: 2 | A: 3 | P: 5 | +/-: 2 | SOG: 20

S60 - HAM  | GP: 10 | G: 2 | A: 2 | P: 4 | +/-: 3 | SOG: 12

S61 - HAM  | GP: 19 | G: 2 | A: 6 | P: 8 | +/-: 7 | SOG: 54

S62 - HAM  | GP: 22 | G: 9 | A: 6 | P: 15 | +/-: 8 | SOG: 78
S63 - HAM  | GP: 25 | G: 3 | A: 12 | P: 15 | +/-: 4 | SOG: 59
S64 - HAM  | GP: 17 | G: 9 | A: 9 | P: 18 | +/-: 5 | SOG: 69
S65 - HAM  | GP: 11 | G: 3 | A: 3 | P: 6 | +/-: -6 | SOG: 48
S66 - HAM  | GP: 4 | G: 6 | A: 3 | P: 9 | +/-: -7 | SOG: 15
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World Junior Championship

S53 - CAN | GP: 12 | G: 2 | A: 0 | P: 2 | +/-: -5 | SOG: 13

S54 - CAN | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 7 | P: 7 | +/-: 0 | SOG: 17

S55 - CAN | GP: 12 | G: 1 | A: 2 | P: 3 | +/-: -1 | SOG: 16

S56 - CAN | GP: 12 | G: 2 | A: 3 | P: 5 | +/-: 0 | SOG: 23
S57 - CNW | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | +/-: 3 | SOG: 13

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International Ice Hockey Federation
S63 - CAN | GP: 12 | G: 4 | A: 4 | P: 8 | +/-: 14 | SOG: 16
S64 - CAN | GP: 12 | G: 4 | A: 3 | P: 7 | +/-: 6 | SOG:25

S65 - CAN | GP: 12 | G: 3 | A: 2 | P: 5 | +/-: -4 | SOG: 22
S66 - CAN | GP: 12 | G: 1 | A: 0 | P: 1 | +/-: -13 | SOG: 12

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Accolades

S53 WJC - Team Canada Gold Medal

S55 WJC - Team Canada Silver Medal

S56 Four Star Cup

S56 - OT Winning Goal for Vancouver

S56 WJC - Team Canada Gold Medal
S58 Challenge Cup

S61 Challenge Cup
S63 Challenge Cup

S63 IIHF - Team Canada Bronze Medal

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Sergei Karpotsev Trophy (Points leader): Ethan Duncan
Jay McDonald Trophy (Goal scoring leader): Burlok Sulfurgold
Jeff Dar Trophy (Best two way player): Ryu Jones
Turd Ferguson Trophy (Most PIMs): Juni Panda
Scott Stevens Trophy (Best defenseman): Jonas Kahnwald
Bojo Biscuit Trophy (Best defensive defenseman): Pojo Biscuit
Mike Honcho Trophy (Goalie who allows the fewest goals in the season): Luca Del Vecchio
John McBride Trophy (Best goalie): Luca Del Vecchio
Ryan Jesster Trophy (Best rookie): Lev Lebedev
Ron Mexico Trophy (League MVP voted by the committee): Ethan Duncan
Sarmad Khan Trophy (League MVP voted by the players): Burlok Sulfurgold

George Walsh | Goalie | Prospect | 




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Sergei Karpotsev Trophy (Points leader): Ryan Shepard
Jay McDonald Trophy (Goal scoring leader): Kaarlo Kekkonen
Jeff Dar Trophy (Best two way player): Disisde Dayudie
Turd Ferguson Trophy (Most PIMs): Juni Panada
Scott Stevens Trophy (Best defenseman): Guy O'Shea
Bojo Biscuit Trophy (Best defensive defenseman): Abel Skinner
Mike Honcho Trophy (Goalie who allows the fewest goals in the season): Luca Del Vecchio
John McBride Trophy (Best goalie): Luca Del Vecchio
Ryan Jesster Trophy (Best rookie): Hans Graf
Ron Mexico Trophy (League MVP voted by the committee): Disisde Dayudie
Sarmad Khan Trophy (League MVP voted by the players): Kaarlo Kekkonen

Kiwi Söderberg-Snooks || RD || NBB/NL || Chicago Syndicate
Birthplace: Wellington, New Zealand
Height: 6' 6"
Weight: 225lbs
Number: 38
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S78 31OA in SMJHL Entry Draft - Nevada Battleborn

S78 WJC Team Czechia Player - Silver Medal

S79 6OA in SHL Entry Draft - Chicago Syndicate

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SMJHL Regular Season Stats

S78 - NBB || 66 GP || 5 G || 22 A || 27 P || 4 Wins || 81 PIMs

S79 - NBB || 66 GP || 6 G || 15 A || 21 P || 5 Wins || 86 PIMs

S80 - NBB || 66 GP || 3 G || 11 A || 14 P || 3 Wins || 37 PIMs

SHL Regular Season Stats

Conner Snooks || LW || PHI/EDM/NOLA/WPG || NBB || Retired

Birthplace: Swansea, Wales, UK

Height: 5' 10"

Weight: 190lbs

Number: 19

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S60 Undrafted FA - Nevada Battleborn

S60 WJC British Isles Player - Gold Medal

S61 13OA in SHL Entry Draft - Philadelphia Forge

S61 Vyacheslav Onoprienko Trophy - Most Underrated Player - Finalist

S62 WJC British Isles Player - Gold Medal

S64 Ryan Jesster Award - Best Rookie - Winner

S68 Made All-SHL 3rd Team

S69 Challenge Cup Winner

S69 IIHF Great Britain Player - Bronze Medal

S73 Challenge Cup Winner

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SMJHL Regular Season Stats

S60 - NBB || 66 GP || 11 G || 7 A || 18 P || -46 || 11:56 ATOI

S61 - NBB || 66 GP || 28 G || 21 A || 49 P || -6 || 17:10 ATOI

S62 - NBB || 66 GP || 21 G || 22 A || 43 P || 1 || 16:58 ATOI

S63 - NBB || 66 GP || 28 G || 35 A || 63 P || 26 || 18:12 ATOI

SHL Regular Season Stats

S64 - PHI || 66 GP || 24 G || 18 A || 42 P || -1 || 18:42 ATOI

S65 - PHI || 66 GP || 27 G || 30 A || 57 P || 18 || 20:42 ATOI

S66 - PHI || 66 GP || 33 G || 38 A || 71 P || 5 || 19:15 ATOI

S67 - PHI || 66 GP || 37 G || 52 A || 89 P || 26 || 21:55 ATOI

S68 - PHI || 66 GP || 48 G || 51 A || 99 P || 35 || 21:30 ATOI

S69 - PHI || 66 GP || 38 G || 34 A || 72 P || 13 || 20:53 ATOI

S70 - EDM || 66 GP || 43 G || 53 A || 96 P || 6 || 21:16 ATOI

S71 - EDM || 66 GP || 29 G || 36 A || 65 P || 30 || 18:02 ATOI

S72 - EDM || 66 GP || 24 G || 40 A || 64 P || 43 || 16:43 ATOI

S73 - EDM || 66 GP || 22 G || 32 A || 54 P || 43 || 16:05 ATOI

S74 - NOLA || 66 GP || 31 G || 32 A || 63 P || 28 || 19:53 ATOI

S75 - NOLA || 66 GP || 19 G || 36 A || 55 P || 23 || 16:40 ATOI

S76 - NOLA || 66 GP || 18 G || 35 A || 53 P || 12 || 16:58 ATOI

S77 - WPG || 66 GP || 6 G || 23 A || 29 P || -8 || 18:12 ATOI

:AlerisApple: || co-GM Nevada Battleborn || S63 - S77

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S60 - WJC - Team British Isles Gold Medal

S61 - WJC - Team Young Guns Group Stage

S66 - WJC - Team British Isles First Round

S66 - NBB - SMJHL Regular Season 1st Place Finish

S66 - NBB - Nour Harrak Winner (Best GM Duo)

S66 - NBB - Four Star Cup Winner

S76 - WJC - Team Ice First Round

Sergei Karpotsev Trophy (Points leader): Ryan Shepard
Jay McDonald Trophy (Goal scoring leader): Kaarlo Kekkonen
Jeff Dar Trophy (Best two way player): Disisde Dayudie
Turd Ferguson Trophy (Most PIMs): Juni Panada
Scott Stevens Trophy (Best defenseman): Guy O'Shea
Bojo Biscuit Trophy (Best defensive defenseman): Abel Skinner
Mike Honcho Trophy (Goalie who allows the fewest goals in the season): Luca Del Vecchio
John McBride Trophy (Best goalie): Luca Del Vecchio
Ryan Jesster Trophy (Best rookie): Hans Graf
Ron Mexico Trophy (League MVP voted by the committee): Disisde Dayudie
Sarmad Khan Trophy (League MVP voted by the players): Kaarlo Kekkonen

Dieter Frühstück || D || Anchorage Armada || 779 TPE
Birthplace: Rostock, Germany
Height/Weight: 6'9", 275 lbs
SMJHL Stats
S78 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 2 A: 24 PTS: 26 +/-: 11 H: 80 PIMS: 16 SB: 253
S79 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 0 A: 16 PTS: 16 +/-: -1 H: 49 PIMS: 28 SB: 224
S80 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 8 A: 23 PTS: 31 +/-: 38  H: 81 PIMS: 20 SB: 287
SMJHL Playoff Stats
S78 || ANC || GP: 4 G: 0 A: 1 PTS: 1 +/-: -2 H: 8 PIMS: 0 SB: 18
S79 || ANC || GP: 16 G: 0 A: 7 PTS: 7 +/-: 13 H: 12 PIMS: 6 SB: 50
S80 || ANC || GP: 16 G: 1 A: 4 PTS: 5 +/-: 6 H: 15 PIMS: 0 SB: 78
Player Milestones/Transactions
Drafted 14th overall by Anchorage, S78 SMJHL Draft
Drafted 31st overall by Minnesota, S79 SHL Draft
Winner of the Alexis Metzler Award, S78 and S80
led SMJHL in blocked shots, S80



Sebastien Regazzoni || C || Hamilton Steelhawks || 1276 TPE
Birthplace: Bern, Switzerland
Height/Weight: 6'3", 200 lbs
SHL Stats
S71 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 17 A: 25 PTS: 42 PIMS: 32 +/-: -23 H: 75
S72 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 28 A: 31 PTS: 59 PIMS: 55 +/-: 7 H: 89
S73 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 24 A: 33 PTS: 57 PIMS: 34 +/-: -2 H: 81
S74 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 12 A: 37 PTS: 49 PIMS: 43 +/-: -8 H: 83
S75 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 11 A: 51 PTS: 62 PIMS: 39 +/-: 22 H: 66 
S76 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 33 A: 60 PTS: 93 PIMS: 37 +/-: -18 H: 87
S77 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 32 A: 32 PTS: 64 PIMS: 38 +/-: -34 H: 76
S78 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 14 A: 32 PTS: 46 PIMS: 20 +/-: -1 H: 57
Total SHL Stats
GP: 528 G: 171 A: 201 PTS: 472 PIMS: 298 +/-: -57 H: 614
SHL Playoff Stats
S71 || HAM || GP: 5 G: 2 A: 1 PTS: 3 +/-: -5 PIM: 2 H: 5
S72 || HAM || GP: 5 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 0 +/-: -5 PIM: 0 H: 7
S73 || HAM || GP: 12 G: 4 A: 7 PTS: 11 +/-: 2 PIM: 10 H: 10
S74 || HAM || GP: 7 G: 2 A: 3 PTS: 5 +/-: -3 PIM: 0 H: 14
S75 || HAM || GP: 14 G: 3 A: 10 PTS: 13 +/-: -0 PIM: 2 H: 17
S76 || HAM || GP: 19 G: 6 A: 15 PTS: 21 +/-: -1 PIM: 4 H: 29
S77 || HAM || GP: 5 G: 1 A: 5 PTS: 6 +/-: -2 PIM: 0 H: 3
Total SHL Playoff Stats
GP: 67 G: 19 A: 41 PTS: 60 +/-: -14 PIM: 18 H: 85
SMJHL Stats
S67 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 25 A: 21 PTS: 46 +/-: -5 PIM: 6 H: 107
S68 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 20 A: 41 PTS: 61 +/-: 5 PIM: 30 H: 138
S69 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 20 A: 33 PTS: 53 +/-: -3 PIM: 18 H: 142
S70 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 12 A: 23 PTS: 35 +/-: -54 PIM: 28 H: 78
Career SMJHL Regular Season Stats
GP: 264 G: 77 A: 118 PTS: 195 +/-: -57 PIM: 82 H: 465
SMJHL Playoff Stats
S67 || ANC || GP: 5 G: 4 A: 1 PTS: 5 +/-: -2 PIM: 0 H: 11
S68 || ANC || GP: 10 G: 4 A: 3 PTS: 7 +/-: 7 PIM: 4 H: 24
Career Milestones
Drafted 20th overall by Anchorage, S67 SMJHL Draft
Drafted 4th overall by Hamilton, S68 SHL Draft
Voted Anchorage Armada captain, S69



Mitchell van der Heijden || C || Philadelphia Forge || 925 TPE
Birthplace: Alkmaar, Netherlands
Height/Weight: 6'2", 205 lbs
SHL Stats
S54 | NOLA | GP: 50 G: 8 A: 10 PTS: 18 PIMS: 16 +/-: 0 H: 24
S55 | NEW | GP: 50 G: 15 A: 19 PTS: 34 PIMS: 14 +/-: 2 H: 70
S56 | NEW | GP: 50 G: 16 A: 11 PTS: 27 PIMS: 26 +/-: -17 H: 65
S57 | NEW | GP: 66 G: 20 A: 28 PTS: 48 PIMS: 10 +/-: -37 H: 62
S58 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 22 A: 38 PTS: 60 PIMS: 22 +/-: 25 H: 92
S59 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 21 A: 37 PTS: 58 PIMS: 29 +/-: 37 H: 101
S60 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 49 A: 50 PTS: 99 PIMS: 6 +/-: 14 H: 97
S61 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 30 A: 57 PTS: 87 PIMS: 10 +/-: 49 H: 122
S62 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 48 A: 38 PTS: 86 PIMS: 8 +/-: 32 H: 105
S63 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 30 A: 51 PTS: 81 PIMS: 18 +/-: 47 H: 103
S64 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 30 A: 43 PTS: 73 PIMS: 8 +/-: 9 H: 103
S65 | PHI | GP: 66 G: 13 A: 37 PTS: 50 PIMS: 20 +/-: 25 H: 134
S66 | PHI | GP: 66 G: 15 A: 24 PTS: 39 PIMS: 30 +/-: -19 H: 116
S67 | PHI | GP: 66 G: 8 A: 27 PTS: 35 PIMS: 20 +/-: 4 H: 140
Career Regular Season Stats
GP: 876 G: 325 A: 470 PTS: 795 PIMS: 237 +/-: 172 H: 1338
SHL Playoff Stats
S54 | NOLA | GP: 17 G: 7 A: 5 PTS: 12 PIMS: 4 +/-: 1
S56 | NEW | GP: 6 G: 0 A: 3 PTS: 3 PIMS: 4 +/-: -4
S57 | NEW | GP: 5 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 1 PIMS: 2 +/-: 0
S58 | HAM | GP: 19 G: 3 A: 7 PTS: 10 PIMS: 2 +/-: 2
S59 | HAM | GP: 11 G: 2 A: 5 PTS: 7 PIMS: 0 +/-: 4
S60 | HAM | GP: 10 G: 2 A: 3 PTS: 5
S61 | HAM | GP: 19 G: 9 A: 16 PTS: 25
S62 | HAM | GP: 14 G: 7 A: 12 PTS: 19
S63 | HAM | GP: 25 G: 10 A: 12 PTS: 22
S64 | HAM | GP: 17 G: 7 A: 17 PTS: 24
S65 | PHI | GP: 7 G: 4 A: 5 PTS: 9
S66 | PHI | G: 7 G: 1 A: 2 PTS: 3
S67 | PHI | GP: 7 G: 0 A: 4 PTS: 4
Total SHL Playoff Stats
GP: 172 G: 55 A: 93 PTS: 148
SMJHL Stats
S50 | ANC | GP: 50 G: 14 A: 14 PTS: 28 PIMS: 6 +/-: -1 H: 21
S51 | ANC | GP: 50 G: 20 A: 27 PTS: 47 PIMS: 17 -/+: 11 H: 15
S52 | ANC | GP: 50 G: 25 A: 28 PTS: 53 PIMS: 29 +/-: 7 H: 62
S53 | ANC | GP: 50 G: 26 A: 26 PTS: 52 PIMS: 24 +/-: 12 H: 109
Total SMJHL Reg. Season Stats
GP: 200 G: 85 A: 95 PTS: 180 PIMS: 79 +/-: 29 H: 207
SMJHL Playoff Stats
S50 | ANC | GP: 11 G: 1 A: 4 PTS: 5 PIMS: 0 +/-: -6
S51 | ANC | GP: 12 G: 5 A: 7 PTS: 12 PIMS: 2 +/-: 7
S52 | ANC | GP: 6 G: 2 A: 2 PTS: 4 PIMS: 0 +/-: 1
S53 | ANC | GP: 7 G: 0 A: 3 PTS: 3 PIMS: 0 +/-: -1
Total SMJHL Playoff Stats
GP: 41 G: 8 A: 16 PTS: 24 PIMS: 2 +/-: 1
Accolades
Won S51 4 Star Cup with Anchorage
Won Silver Medal with Switzerland, S51 IIHF
named best forward, S51 WJC
named to second team all SMJHL, S52
named Anchorage alternate captain, S51/S52
named Anchorage captain, S53
named first team all SMJHL, S53
won Ideen Fallah Award (SMJHL Awards Committee MVP), S53
named SMJHL All-Star, S51-S53
won S54 Challenge Cup with New Orleans
scored Challenge Cup-winning goal, S54
named New England alternate captain, S55
#15 retired by the Anchorage Armada
Challenge Cup winner with Hamilton, S58/S61/S63
SHL All-Star, S60-S63
Karpovtsov and McDonald winner, S60
Sarmad Khan winner, S60
Ron Mexico winner, S60
led SHL in goals and points, S60
First Team All-SHL, S60
Gold medal winner with Switzerland, S65
Member of the Triple Gold Club
SHL Hall of Famer
Draft Things
drafted 11th by Anchorage in S50 SMJHL Draft
drafted 13th overall by New Orleans in S51 SHL Draft



Joseph Lombardi || RW || Anchorage Armada co-GM || 969 TPE
Name: Joseph Lombardi
Position: Right Wing
Birthplace: Voorhees, NJ, USA (transferred to Ireland)
Height: very short (5'3")
Weight: 145 lbs
SHL Regular Season Stats
S38 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 13 A: 9 PTS: 22 PIMS: 6 +/-: -10
S39 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 12 A: 8 PTS: 20 PIMS: 8 +/-: -10
S40 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 14 A: 15 PTS: 29 PIMS: 7 +/-: 9
S41 | MIN | GP: 50 G: 7 A: 6 PTS: 13 PIMS: 0 +/-: -3
S42 | MIN/SEA | GP: 47 G: 14 A: 20 PTS: 34 PIMS: 6 +/-: 4
S43 | SEA | GP: 50 G: 20 A: 26 PTS: 46 PIMS: 8 +/-: 5
S44 | SEA | GP: 50 G: 18 A: 17 PTS: 35 PIMS: 18 +/-: -16
S45 | SEA/TOR | GP: 50 G: 20 A: 20 PTS: 40 PIMS: 0 +/-: 1
S46 | TOR | GP: 50 G: 25 A: 23 PTS: 48 PIMS: 0 +/-: 0
S47 | EDM | GP: 50 G: 17 A: 23 PTS: 40 PIMS: 10 +/-: 26
S48 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 21 A: 17 PTS: 38 PIMS: 10 +/-: 5
S49 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 6 A: 20 PTS: 26 +/-: -8 PIMS: 13
S50 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 15 A: 11 PTS: 26 PIMS: 10 +/-: 15
Career Stats
GP: 647 G: 202 A: 215 PTS: 417 PIMS: 96 +/-: 14
SHL Playoff Stats
S38 | SFP | GP: 5 G: 1 A: 1 PTS: 2 PIMS: 6 +/-: -3
S39-S40 | SFP | Missed playoffs
S41 | MIN | GP: 6 G: 1 A: 2 PTS: 3 PIMS: 0 +/-: 0
S42 | SEA | missed playoffs
S43 | SEA | GP: 6 G: 0 A: 6 PTS: 6 PIMS: 0 +/-: 1
S44 | SEA | missed playoffs
S45 | TOR | GP: 5 G: 2 A: 2 PTS: 4 PIMS: 0 +/-: 1
S46 | TOR | GP: 7 G: 2 A: 7 PTS: 9 PIMS: 0 +/-: -1
S47 | EDM | GP: 6 G: 1 A: 1 PTS: 2 PIMS: 0 +/-: -3
S48 | SFP | GP: 6 G: 0 A: 0 PTS: 0 PIMS: 0 +/-: -4
S49 | SFP | missed playoffs
S50 | SFP | GP: 4 G: 0 A: 0 PTS: 0 PIMS: 0 +/-: 0
Career Playoff Stats 
all you need to know is that I was shit
SMJHL Regular Season Stats
S35 | STL |  GP: 50 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 1 PIMS: 2 +/-: -1
S36 | STL | GP: 50 G: 10 A: 7 PTS: 17 PIMS: 4 +/-: 0
S37 | STL | GP: 44 G: 16 A: 15 PTS: 31 PIMS: 8 +/-: -4
Total Stats: GP: 144 G: 27 A: 22 PTS: 49 PIMS: 14 +/-: -5
SMJHL Playoff Stats
S35 | STL | GP: 7 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 1 +/-: 1
S36 | STL | GP: 6 G: 2 A: 2 PTS: 4 +/-: -1
S37 | STL | GP: 13 G: 4 A: 10 PTS: 14 +/-: -3
Total Stats: GP: 26 G: 7 A: 12 PTS: 19 +/-: -3
Things I've Done
Selected 40th overall in S35 SMJHL Draft by STL
Selected 30th overall in S36 SHL Entry Draft by POR
Won some team awards with the Crows, but no cup
won Presidents Trophy with San Francisco in S38
won a silver medal with Ireland (S38)
won two bronze medals with Ireland (S39, S41)
won a shit ton of golds with Ireland (S42-47)
was traded by San Francisco to Minnesota before S41
Traded to Seattle by Minnesota before S42 Trade Deadline
traded to Toronto by Seattle before S45 trade deadline
signed a one year, $6 million contract with Edmonton
signed a one year, $4.5 million contract with San Fransisco
named Pride alternate captain for S48
won president's trophy with SFP (s50)
wrote haters guides where I shat on every team

Sergei Karpotsev Trophy (Points leader): Ethan Duncan
Jay McDonald Trophy (Goal scoring leader): Daniil Nikiforov
Jeff Dar Trophy (Best two way player): Ryu Jones
Turd Ferguson Trophy (Most PIMs): Juni Panda
Scott Stevens Trophy (Best defenseman): Emilia Bergman
Bojo Biscuit Trophy (Best defensive defenseman): Pojo Biscuit
Mike Honcho Trophy (Goalie who allows the fewest goals in the season): Luca Del Vecchio
John McBride Trophy (Best goalie): Luca Del Vecchio
Ryan Jesster Trophy (Best rookie): Lev Lebedev
Ron Mexico Trophy (League MVP voted by the committee): Ethan Duncan
Sarmad Khan Trophy (League MVP voted by the players): Ethan Duncan

Credit to @Symmetrik, and @By-Tor

Jason Bourne || RW || Sweden || 671 TPE
Name: Jason Bourne
Age: 22
Birthplace: Washington, DC, USA
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 210 lbs
Number: 16

Credit to @"Geekusoid", @rum_ham, @Carpy48, @enigmatic, @BDonini, @honkerrs, @DELIRIVM, @Emiko, @Merica, and @Ragnar

Ryu Jones || LW/C || Japan/World || 2183 Peak TPE
Name: Ryu Jones
Age: 20
Birthplace: Kobe, Japan
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 195 lbs
Number: 27

Sergei Karpotsev Trophy (Points leader): Jimmy Wagner
Jay McDonald Trophy (Goal scoring leader): Burlok Sulfurgold
Jeff Dar Trophy (Best two way player): Ryu Jones
Turd Ferguson Trophy (Most PIMs): Juni Panda
Scott Stevens Trophy (Best defenseman): Keith Lee
Bojo Biscuit Trophy (Best defensive defenseman): Pojo Biscuit
Mike Honcho Trophy (Goalie who allows the fewest goals in the season): Luca Del Vecchio
John McBride Trophy (Best goalie): Luca Del Vecchio
Ryan Jesster Trophy (Best rookie): Lev Lebedev
Ron Mexico Trophy (League MVP voted by the committee): Daniil Nikiforov
Sarmad Khan Trophy (League MVP voted by the players): Jimmy Wagner

Zebulon Leavitt, Defense

Number:24

Sergei Karpotsev Trophy (Points leader): Jimmy Wagner
Jay McDonald Trophy (Goal scoring leader): Burlok Sulfurgold
Jeff Dar Trophy (Best two way player): Ryu Jones
Turd Ferguson Trophy (Most PIMs): Juni Panda
Scott Stevens Trophy (Best defenseman): Keith Lee
Bojo Biscuit Trophy (Best defensive defenseman): Pojo Biscuit
Mike Honcho Trophy (Goalie who allows the fewest goals in the season): Luca Del Vecchio
John McBride Trophy (Best goalie): Luca Del Vecchio
Ryan Jesster Trophy (Best rookie): Lev Lebedev
Ron Mexico Trophy (League MVP voted by the committee): Daniil Nikiforov
Sarmad Khan Trophy (League MVP voted by the players): Jimmy Wagner

Sergei Karpotsev Trophy (Points leader): Jimmy Wagner
Jay McDonald Trophy (Goal scoring leader): Burlok Sulfurgold
Jeff Dar Trophy (Best two way player): Ryu Jones
Turd Ferguson Trophy (Most PIMs): Juni Panda
Scott Stevens Trophy (Best defenseman): Keith Lee
Bojo Biscuit Trophy (Best defensive defenseman): Pojo Biscuit
Mike Honcho Trophy (Goalie who allows the fewest goals in the season): Luca Del Vecchio
John McBride Trophy (Best goalie): Luca Del Vecchio
Ryan Jesster Trophy (Best rookie): Lev Lebedev
Ron Mexico Trophy (League MVP voted by the committee): Daniil Nikiforov
Sarmad Khan Trophy (League MVP voted by the players): Jimmy Wagner

Shout out Ragnarr for these two amazing sigs

Sergei Karpotsev Trophy (Points leader): Jimmy Wagner
Jay McDonald Trophy (Goal scoring leader): Burlok Sulfurgold
Jeff Dar Trophy (Best two way player): Ryu Jones
Turd Ferguson Trophy (Most PIMs): Juni Panda
Scott Stevens Trophy (Best defenseman): Keith Lee
Bojo Biscuit Trophy (Best defensive defenseman): Pojo Biscuit
Mike Honcho Trophy (Goalie who allows the fewest goals in the season): Luca Del Vecchio
John McBride Trophy (Best goalie): Luca Del Vecchio
Ryan Jesster Trophy (Best rookie): Lev Lebedev
Ron Mexico Trophy (League MVP voted by the committee): Daniil Nikiforov
Sarmad Khan Trophy (League MVP voted by the players): Jimmy Wagner