Falcons 3rd line would be the name of our band, original I know.
Broflovski: Drums
Lacksamus: Singer
Tree: Guitar
Rhames: Piano
Patey: Triangle
We would play pretty generic rock music, something to get the older folks to come to our games.
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I say why limit this? You know the Mormon Tabernacle Choir? Well we are taking the choir game to the ice. The Anaheim Outlaws Choir will perform many acapella songs of today's and old hits songs in choir form and the whole team can take a part of it. We will be the next biggest hit and it is all inclusive to the team and even those without golden pipes can perform.
Current Player || May O'Nayse || RW || Prospect
Name: May O'Nayse
Age: 20
Height: 5'6"
Weight: 150 lbs
Number: 45
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SMJHL Career Stats
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Accomplishments/Trophies
Previous Player || Johannes Leitner || G || Hall of Fame
Name: Johannes Leitner
Age: 31
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 198 lbs
Number: 9
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SHL Career Stats
S45: GP: 44 || Wins: 23 || Save Pct: .898 || GAA: 3.32
S46: GP: 41 || Wins: 15 || Save Pct: .907 || GAA: 3.10
S47: GP: 44 || Wins: 17 || Save Pct: .912 || GAA: 2.98
S48: GP: 44 || Wins: 21 || Save Pct: .905 || GAA: 3.16
S49: GP: 44 || Wins: 31 || Save Pct: .926 || GAA: 2.18
S50: GP: 44 || Wins: 21 || Save Pct: .890 || GAA: 3.38
S51: GP: 44 || Wins: 18 || Save Pct: .902 || GAA: 3.09
S52: GP: 44 || Wins: 22 || Save Pct: .900 || GAA: 3.18
S53: GP: 40 || Wins: 32 || Save Pct: .924 || GAA: 1.84
Career: GP: 389 || Wins: 200 || Save Pct: .906 || GAA: 2.92
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Accomplishments/Trophies
S42: Drafted 48th Overall (6th round) in SMJHL Entry Draft by Vancouver
S43: Drafted 16th Overall (2nd round) in SHL Entry Draft by New England
S43: Won Brodie Witzel Trophy (SMJHL Playoff MVP) with Vancouver
S43: Won Four-Star Cup with Vancouver
S49: Won Mathias Chouinard Trophy (East Champions) with New England
S49: Won Ron Mexico Trophy (MVP) with New England
S49: Won John McBride (Best Goalie) Trophy with New England
S49: Won Aidan Richan (Most Improved) Trophy with New England
S49: Won Sarmad Khan Trophy (Player MVP) with New England
S49: Won Mike Honcho Trophy (Least Goals Allowed) with New England
S53: Won John McBride (Best Goalie) Trophy with New England
S53: Won Mike Honcho Trophy (Least Goals Allowed) with New England
HALL OF FAME!!!!!
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Party time! Who doesn’t love a good party? Evidently, the Great Falls Grizzlies despite being the host, have delegated party planning to their newest acquisition and fourth-string left wing. The band, consisting of me and a used guitar I picked up at a local Great Falls thrift store, would do my best to entertain the rest of the SMJHL. It would not go well, as the only song I can play is Wonderwall. The party is an evident disaster, despite my best attempts at thrift store guitar. Anyways, here’s Wonderwall…
Richard Dickbutt McFudderdudder the third is an elite level digereedoo player. Pretty much every pre game the locker room is full of the lullabye twangs of the long wooden tube.
Credit to Ml002, King, Wasty, Carpy, Bruins10, Rum_Ham, Turd Ferguson, Ragnar and Enigmatic for the sigs.
| C | Red Kirkby | Philadelphia | NZ | 1561 |S64-
SMJHL career:
-Picked 29th by ANC in the 63rd SMJHL draft
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SMJHL stats
S63 | GP:66 | G:16 A:15 P:31 | -19 | PIM:16 | H:101 | SB:38
S64 | GP:66 | G:11 A:27 P:38 | -33 | PIM:17 | H:166 | SB:27
S65 | GP:66 | G:15 A:24 P:39 | -20 | PIM:86 | H:118 | SB:23
SMJHL playoff stats
S63 | DNQ
S64 | GP:4 | G:1 A:3 P:4 | -1 | PIM:0 | H:8 | SB:5
S65 | DNQ
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SHL stats
S66 | GP:66 | G:15 A:21 P:36 | -11 | PIM:36 | H:48 | SB:47
S67 | GP:66 | G:33 A:26 P:59 | 27 | PIM:22 | H:81 | SB:42
S68 | GP:66 | G:40 A:34 P:74 | 24 | PIM:44 | H:70 | SB:34
S69 | GP:66 | G:36 A:45 P:81 | 34 | PIM:43 | H:66 | SB:50
S69 | GP:66 | G:63 A:69 P:132 | 62 | PIM:58 | H:96 | SB:57
SHL playoff stats
S66 | GP:7 | G:1 A:4 P:5 | 2 | PIM:4 | H:4 | SB:2
S67 | GP:7 | G:5 A:3 P:8 | -2 | PIM:2 | H:2 | SB:6
S68 | GP:5 | G:1 A:4 P:5 | -3 | PIM: 4 | H:3 | SB:2
S69 | GP:21 | G:16 A:14 P:30 | 15 | PIM:10 | H:15 | SB:13
S69 | GP:18 | G:8 A:19 P:27 | 8 | PIM:18 | H:18 | SB:15
| D | Rex Kirkby | Philadelphia | UK | 2114 TPE peak |S43-S63
SMJHL career:
-Picked 42nd by ANC in the 42nd SMJHL draft
-Traded to St Louis in S43
SHL career:
-Picked 10th by WKP in the 43rd SHL draft
-Traded to New England S53
-Traded to New Orleans S55
-Free Agent to Atlanta S57
-Traded to Buffalo S59
-Voted to the all rookie team S44
-Won Challenge Cup [48]
-Won Bojo Biscuit Award [49,50,51]
-1st team allstar [55]
-2nd team allstar [50]
-3rd team allstar [51, 58]
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SMJHL stats
S42- GP:50 G:4 A:16 P:20 +/-:-13 PIM:36 H:70 SB:39
S43- GP:51 G:7 A:21 P:28 +/-:-9 PIM:44 H:88 SB:61
SMJHL playoff stats
S42- GP:9 G1 A:2 P:3 +/-:2 PIM:14 H:11 SB:5
S43- GP:12 G:0 A:4 P:4 +/-:2 PIM:12 H:16 SB:20
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SHL stats
S44 | GP:50 | G:2 A:16 P:18 | +15 | PIM:16 | H:44 | SB:55
S45 | GP:50 | G:3 A:14 P:17 | -1 | PIM:8 | H:26 | SB:55
S46 | GP:50 | G:5 A:20 P:25 | +6 | PIM:12 | H:53 | SB:59
S47 | GP:50 | G:11 A:22 P:33 | +11 | PIM:28 | H:58 | SB:66
S48 | GP:50 | G:11 A:18 P:29 | -1 | PIM:22 | H:50 | SB:67
S49 | GP:50 | G:9 A:32 P:41 | +21 | PIM:48 | H:139 | SB:63
S50 | GP:50 | G:8 A:36 P:44 | +3 | PIM:72 | H:154 | SB:88
S51 | GP:50 | G:10 A:27 P:37 | -10 | PIM:73 | H:152 | SB:93
S52 | GP:50 | G:12 A:23 P:35 | -2 | PIM:48 | H:144 | SB:78
S53 | GP:50 | G:9 A:28 P:37 | +30 | PIM:18 | H:78 | SB:90
S54 | GP:50 | G:7 A:32 P:39 | +23 | PIM:4 | H:78 | SB:120
S55 | GP:50 | G:10 A:34 P:44 | +26 | PIM:28 | H:83 | SB:128
S56 | GP:50 | G:7 A:26 P:33 | +12 | PIM:16 | H:94 | SB:91
S57 | GP:62 | G:8 A:44 P:52 | -5 | PIM:46 | H:116 | SB:143
S58 | GP:66 | G:14 A:40 P:54 | +14 | PIM:26 | H:70 | SB:134
S59 | GP:71 | G:12 A:36 P:48 | +3 | PIM:30 | H:24 | SB:104
S60 | GP:66 | G:7 A:30 P:37 | -23 | PIM:16 | H:84 | SB:119
S61 | GP:66 | G:9 A:29 P:38 | +1 | PIM:6 | H:107 | SB:99
S62 | GP:66 | G:8 A:21 P:29 | +24 | PIM:8 | H:83 | SB:90
S63 | GP:66 | G:7 A:16 P:23 | +2 | PIM:18 | H:63 | SB:71
Total | GP:1112 | G:169 A:544 P:713 | +123 | PIM:543 | H:1700 | SB:1817
SHL playoff stats
S44 | GP:18 | G:1 A:6 P:7 | +5 | PIM:12 | H:24 | SB:15
S45 | GP:18 | G:0 A:4 P:4 | +0 | PIM:6 | H:8 | SB:15
S47 | GP:15 | G:1 A:7 P:8 | +0 | PIM:6 | H:8 | SB:15
S48 | GP:10 | G:0 A:4 P:4 | +0 | PIM:6 | H: 16 | SB:17
S49 | GP:7 | G:2 A:2 P:4 | -2 | PIM:12 | H: 9 | SB:11
S53 | GP:11 | G:2 A:7 P:9 | -5 | PIM:16 | H: 30 | SB:29
S55 | GP:20 | G:5 A:10 P:15 | +6 | PIM:2 | H: 31 | SB:60
S56 | GP:5 | G:0 A:0 P:0 | -3 | PIM:0 | H: 3 | SB:13
S57 | GP:10 | G:0 A:8 P:8 | +2 | PIM:2 | H: 18 | SB:18
S57 | GP:11 | G:1 A:2 P:3 | +4 | PIM:6 | H: 21 | SB:9
S59 | GP:19 | G:3 A:7 P:10 | +11 | PIM:0 | H: 31 | SB:16
S60 | GP:6 | G:0 A:5 P:5 | 0 | PIM:2 | H: 11 | SB:6
S61 | GP:6 | G:0 A:1 P:1 | +1 | PIM:0 | H: 10 | SB:11
S62 | GP:6 | G:0 A:2 P:2 | +3 | PIM:2 | H: 7 | SB:10
S63 | GP:6 | G:0 A:1 P:1 | -7 | PIM:6 | H: 9 | SB:6
| Max Brannagan | Philadelphia Forge GM | S60- | Anchorage Armada GM (retired)| S44-S56|
Forge Regular Season Records:
S60: 30-33-3
S61: 30-27-9
S62: 32-25-9
S63: 34-22-10
S64: 38-23-5
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Forge Post Season Records:
S60: 2-4 1st round exit vs Baltimore
S61: 2-4 1st round exit vs Tampa
S62: 2-4 1st round exit vs Tampa
S63: 2-4 1st round exit vs Hamilton
S64: 0-4 1st round exit vs Buffalo
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Armada Regular Season Records:
S44: 23-21-6 6th place
S45: 30-16-4 2nd place
S46: 26-21-3 4th place
S47: 25-20-5 6th place
S48: 26-22-2 6th place
S49: 21-25-4 10th place
S50: 29-18-3 2nd place
S51: 28-16-6 2nd place
S52: 21-23-6 9th place
S53: 29-18-3 3rd place
S54: 22-23-5 8th place
S55: 35-12-3 3rd place
S56: 29-17-4 3rd place
Total record: 344-252-54
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Armada Post Season Records:
S44: 3-4 1st round exit vs Vancouver
S45: 2-4 2nd round exit vs Colorado
S46: 6-5 3rd round exit Vs St. Louis
S47: 0-4 2nd round exit Vs Vancouver
S48: 5-5 3rd round exit Vs Vancouver
S49: 6-7 2nd round exit Vs Detroit
S50: 7-4 3rd round exit Vs Carolina
S51: 12-8 ★★★★ winners
S52: 2-4 1st round exit vs Newfoundland
S53: 3-4 1st round exit vs Anaheim
S54: 3-4 1st round exit vs Kelowna
S55: 3-4 2nd round exit vs Maine
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Well it comes as no surprise that the Timber will be playing all wood-wind instruments, featuring the Bunnings Brothers and myself as the group called 'Black Sappath'. I think the puns write themselves here.
SIG LOADING
Apollo Seaborne #16 || D || Maine Timber
Position: D
Country: Canada
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SMJHL Career Statistics:
S79-S?? | GP: 77 | G: 06 | A: 29 | P: 35 | +/-: +10 | BS: 86 | H: 149
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SHL Career Statistics:
S?? | GP: 00 | G: 00 | A: 00 | P: 00 | +/-: 00 | S: 00 | H:00
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Career Playoff Statistics:
SHL | GP: 00 | G: 00 | A: 00 | P: 00 | +/-: 00 | S: 000
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Career IIHF Statistics:
CAN | GP: 00 | G: 00 | A: 00 | P:00 | +/-: 0 | S: 000
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Awards / Accomplishments:
Drafted 29th OA to Maine Timber (S80)
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This is easy, Saber is on the Drums, Myself at Bass, Cloutiers gonna be doing keyboards while Joshua gets on the guitar. To sing for the band, we are too good to have only 1 signer, so we have 2! Sparky and Gumbaman!
[pbll]S64 SHL Draftee - Outdoor Truck | LW | 227 TPE[/pbl]
Name: Outdoor Truck
Age: 18
Height: 6'5"
Weight: 225 lbs
Number: 86
Thanks to everyone made sigs to me!!!! (Gif made by myself)
I would form a one man band because the whalers have barred me from the locker room because I am too good at hockey. i would be a one man black metal band and I would call my band Mirrorthrone
[S69] Tiberius Kane | Left Wing | GFG | 473 TPE
S67: WJC Silver
S68: Drafted 3rd Overall to GFG
S68: Drafted 14th Overall to TEX
S69: WJC Bronze
[S67] Nichael Fitted + [S64] Backup Goaltender
[S50] Tom Fiddler | Two-Way Center | Peak 2006 TPE | RETIRED
Drafted 4th round, 34th overall in S49 SMJHL Entry Draft
Drafted 2nd round, 24th overall in S50 SHL Entry Draft
Traded to Tampa Bay for a ham sandwich in S52
* = First Place
Career Stats | GP | G | A | P | +/- | Hit | SB | Sh | GA | TK
SHL Regular | 657 | 144 | 284 | 428 | -213 | 777 | 1013 | 1520 | 292 | 393
SHL Playoffs | 39 | 5 | 14 | 19 | -16 | 63 | 52 | | |
IIHF Regular | 168 | 19 | 45 | 64 | 7 | 153 | 90 | | |
SHL Regular Season Stats
Szn |Team| GP | G | A | P | +/- | TOI | Hit | SB | Sh | PIM
S53 | TBB | 50 | 5 | 15 | 20| -24| 17:16 | 46 | 77 | 56 | 10
S54 | TBB | 45 | 1 | 10 | 11 | -80 | 18:35 | 60 | 171 | 55 | 17
S55 | TBB | 50 | 1 | 19 | 20 | -56 | 18:37 | 31 | 86 | 82 | 14
S56 | TBB | 50 | 5 | 15 | 20 | -35 | 19:22 | 34 | 112 | 101| 20
S57 | TBB | 66 | 14 | 32 | 46 | -26 | 24:48 | 64 |100 |152 | 20
S58 | TBB | 66 | 29 | 40 | 69 | -2 | 25:59 |100| 74 |180 | 20
S59 | TBB | 66 | 19 | 39 | 58 | -3 | 25:33 |105| 95 |188 | 14
S60 | TBB | 66 | 23 | 23 | 46 | 4 | 22:33 | 66 | 50 |159 | 26
S61 | TBB | 66 | 10 | 35 | 45 | 12 | 22:17 | 98 | 72 |182 | 20
S62 | TBB | 66 | 16 | 23 | 39 | -2 | 20:23 |104 | 57 |183 | 4
S63 | TOR | 66 | 21 | 33 | 54 | -1 | 20:29 | 69 |119 |182 | 39
SHL Playoff Stats
Szn |Team| GP | G | A | P | +/- | TOI | Hit | SB | Sh | PIM
S59 | TBB | 5 | 1 | 1 | 2 | -6 | 22:11 | 10 | 5 | 12 | 0
S60 | TBB | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | -6 | 22:49 | 8 | 1 | 7 | 0
S61 | TBB | 13 | 1 | 9 | 10 | 0 | 21:06 | 17 | 13 | 29 | 0
S62 | TBB | 12 | 1 | 3 | 4 | -4 | 20:01 | 20 | 18 | 24 | 2
S63 | TOR | 5 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 21:16 | 8 | 15 | 15 |0
SMJHL Career | GP: 200| G: 36 | A: 102 | P: 138 | +/-: 42
SMJHL Playoff Career | GP: 52| G: 9 | A: 23 | P: 32 | +/-: 5
SMJHL Regular Season Stats
S49 | MTL | GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 16 | P: 19 | +/-: 2 | FO%: 42.43% | FOT: 898
S50 | CAR | GP: 50 | G: 6 | A: 15 | P: 21 | +/-: -6 | FO%: 50.93% | FOT: 1237
S51*| CAR | GP: 50 | G: 11 | A: 38 | P: 49 | +/-: 24 | FO%: 53.08% | FOT: 1313
S52 | CAR | GP: 50 | G: 16 | A: 33 | P: 49 | +/-: 22 | FO%: 53.33% | FOT: 1202
SMJHL Playoff Stats
S49*| MTL | GP: 17 | G: 2 | A: 7 | P: 9 | +/-: 5 | FO%: 51.96% | FOT: 433
S50*| CAR | GP: 18 | G: 4 | A: 5 | P: 9 | +/-: 5 | FO%: 50.28% | FOT: 356
S51 | CAR | GP: 6 | G: 2 | A: 2 | P: 4 | +/-: -1| FO%: 47.68% | FOT: 151
S52 | CAR | GP: 11 | G: 1 | A: 9| P: 10 | +/-: -4| FO%: 51.34% | FOT: 261
Awards
S49 Four Star Cup
S50 Four Star Cup
S51 Laurifer Trophy
S51 Petr Klimek Award for the Best Two-Way Player with Joseph Weston
S52 Honorary 3-way Laurifer Paricipation Trophy
S52 Alternate Captain of Carolina
S52 Petr Klimek Award for the Best Two-Way Player with Joseph Weston
S52 Kurtis Hunter Award for Team's Choice MVP
S52 IIHF Gold Medal
S53 IIHF Bronze Medal
S54 The Winless Season
S54 IIHF Silver Medal
S55 IIHF Gold Medal
S56 IIHF Silver Medal
S57 IIHF Silver Medal
S58 IIHF Silver Medal
S60 IIHF Silver Medal
S61 IIHF GoldMedal
IIHF Federation Head - Great Britain
S56: Silver
S57: Silver
S58: Silver
S59: DNQ
S60: Silver
S61: Gold
S62: DNQ
S68: Lost 1st Round
S69: Bronze
Fuck the penaltys
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Robert Bergen just so happens to be a professional trained recorder player, and by professional trained I mean he had a few lessons back in primary school... However he can play a "wonderful" rendition of my heart will go on
Bob Bergen|| #22 || D || Toronto North Stars || Detroit Falcons
Name: Bob Bergen
Age: 20
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 220 lbs
Number: 22
Born: Cambridge, England
S38 SMJHL DRAFT - 41st OA - DETROIT FALCONS
S39 SHL DRAFT - 6th OA - TORONTO NORTH STARS
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SMJHL STATS
S38 || GP 50 || G 1 || A 21 || P 22 || +/- 8 || PIM 38 || H 77 || SB 45
S38 PLAYOFFS || GP 6 || G 0 || A 6 || P 6 || +/- 1 || PIM 14 || H 23 || SB 12
S39 || GP 50 || G 7 || A 26 || P 33 || +/- 6 || PIM 50 || H 69 || SB 62
S40 || GP 50 || G 17 || A 22 || P 38 || +/- -7 || PIM 62 || H 88 || SB 67
S40 PLAYOFFS || GP 15 || G 2 || A 11 || P 13|| +/- 2 || PIM 12 || H 26 || SB 20
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SHL STATS
S41 || GP 50 || G 14 || A 22 || P 36 || +/- -7 || PIM 10 || H 40 || SB 74
S42 || GP 50 || G 10 || A 24 || P 34 || +/- -19 || PIM 16 || H 45 || SB 59
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S40 MOST GOALS FOR A FALCONS DEFENSMAN
S40 MOST POWERPLAY POINTS FOR THE FALCONS
S40 NOMINATED BEST DEFENSEMAN SMJHL
S41 NOMINATED BEST SHL ROOKIE
Team UK IIHF GM S38 - S48
S41 IIHF Champions
S40 IIHF Runners-Up
S39 4th Place
S38 Quarter Finalists
Toronto North Stars GM S42 - S48
S40 Team British Isles WJC GM
S39 Team Europe West WJC GM
S38 Team British Isles WJC GM
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We are a small hardcore hockey band called, "The Dread Nots". Taking most of our musical tastes from some older black metal bands in the 90's.
[b]Shōyō Hinata [/b]is the man playing the deep base guitar, Evan Winter hits the drums hard, and JR Frankenstero has the deep vocals that everyone knows, and hums.
I think the Battleborn would put together a fantasy power metal banned themed on a group of hockey warriors. There might be a bit of uptake, but I feel like a lot of people would find it a little too weird and obscure for their tastes and probably just turn back to the bar
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James James would def play the trumpet. You know how obnoxious those trumpet players are right? And if you think he's not obnoxious on the ice, you got another thing coming to ya.
It would go horribly. Our team is full of people who think they should be playing the leading tuba. We would have me and AJ on the triangle, Buck on the cowbell and everyone else belting on the tuba. Nina might be the saving grace, the goalie knows how to rock a piccolo.
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Party time! I cant play intrsuments for crap and I also dont have any freakin musical friends what so ever BUT I have media powers and money so im gonna play the recorder and hire AC DC to play a concrent for us. I figure 2,000,000 SHL dollars is enough.
In definitely lead singer. Pope is playing bass, Yosh on drums, and Tightpants as lead guitarist. We are playing covers of the early 2000's video game soundtrack bangers. Its gonna be a riot.
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Enes: Easily the drums
Tuuka: Gotta be the bass
Byrne: Has to play the guitar
Eddy: Main vocals. Voice of an angel
Vasy: Back up vocals. Voice of an almost angel