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**OrbitingDeath** · 02-09-2022, 09:38 AM

The master plan to kill the shl has already been fulfilled, Simon created a sim engine which was exploitable, sending us right into Francis his arms to finish us off completely.
Game over.

***CapnCooper*** · 02-09-2022, 10:24 AM

Mr. Tremblay's diabolical pan to take down the SHL starts with the fans. They secretly take over all of the hot dog vendor's stock sources and start shipping out Danger Dogs. That's right. All the fans end up with terrible diarrhea, and will no longer wish to go to an SHL game ever again. The fans leave, the stadiums are empty, the pockets of the owners are empty and the SHL is over.

In order to stop this plan, the SHL will have to no longer sell hotdogs and start selling new exotic dishes and a wide menu for all arenas. With less odds of eating a hot dog, only a few fans will get the bad butt poison and will think nothing of it. And now you can get a fine plate Butter Chicken or Sushi or whatever fancy new arena option that may be available!

thiefofcheese · 02-09-2022, 10:49 AM

Well this one is easy - Mr. Tremblay and Mr. Manager are going to form an alliance with a team notorious for pushing the envelope and expose a SHL killing exploit where all players put max TPE into fighting and aggression which turns the sim into an Arch Rivals style fighting game where knockouts become more of the focus than goals.

Ragnar · 02-09-2022, 11:09 AM

I'm gonna be honest I have no idea who Simon Tremblay or Frank Manager are. They'll probably just come in and unban certain controversial members and let them come in and say whatever they want and cause a shitstorm that makes the SHL implode I guess.

Sigs by Me, Merica, High Stick King, Rum_Ham, Jess, vulfzilla, enigmatic, and Carpy

❤!! RIP to the big homies 701 and Mac !!❤

***Ohtaay*** · 02-09-2022, 11:46 AM

I think its pretty clear, the hack the code to make a player power build that leads to everyone running the same build and leading to a stale player development. With this news on the horizon Simon releases a new version of STHS and the league goes back.

Lorec · 02-09-2022, 12:00 PM

The plot twist is that they have already taken over the SHL and know one realizes it. There is no stopping what is to come now. Our fates are sealed forever.

*slothfacekilla* · 02-09-2022, 12:31 PM

Simon's plan to destroy the SHL is probably to make the passing attribute meaningless in FHM like it was in STHS. That way builds could be dumbed down even more and we could have even less diversity. I would combat this by removing Hamilton from the league so no one would figure it out.

Gifter of Bikes · 02-09-2022, 12:45 PM

The plan: Convince everyone that the SHL is a fun time.
The culprits: Simon Trembley y Francois H Managere
The downfall: Let people participate in the SHL for more than 2 months.

Coswi · 02-09-2022, 01:20 PM

The only way that we can stop this evil is to send this current batch of Zerk rookies. They are all menaces to society and would definitely pull it off.

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*traphag* · 02-09-2022, 01:45 PM

They destroy the league by turning it into a basketball league and switching the sim to FBB. People's brains will then explode and there will be nobody left to play in the sim league. Diabolical.

***DrunkenTeddy*** · 02-09-2022, 04:52 PM

Simon's plan is already in place actually, he has operatives all over the site who are causing drama and users who don't like it are quitting, but sadly the SHL is so used to the drama he may have to try something else, like shutting down the aws server and watching everyone panic mwhahahahah

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Blasoon · 02-09-2022, 06:13 PM

The plan is simple. Make the season as long as possible, and make sure there's drama at all times. Through these ingenious means, there shall be constant fighting and surely everyone will be worse off for it.

*CptSquall* · 02-09-2022, 07:14 PM

Oddly enough this one was more the brain child of Francis. But it plays right into Simon T's major plans.

You see, Simon wants nothing more than to see the SHL mired back into an unfortunate meta with minimal difference in the way most players, and there for teams are built. Francis came up with a clever way to ensure the good, honest SHL community suffered this fate.

To fix this, some have suggested returning to STHS, others suggest heavily restrictive archetypes. NOBODY has a tried and true solution making this plan a great threat.

***Reno*** · 02-09-2022, 08:31 PM

They haven't counted on Evgeni Petrov showing up to stop their evil plan. He only has to do one thing to stop them, if someone tells Evgeni that Simon and company are a bunch of foxes in disguise, he will become rabid and destroy them without a second thought.

***SFresh3*** · 02-09-2022, 09:19 PM

Simon Tremblay and Francis H. Manager get together and use Photoshop to fake DMs of all of the users to get everyone banned. To stop them, all users got together to never DM anyone ever again.

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