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Seymour · 02-09-2022, 10:12 PM

pull the plug of the server that the website is on and then leave the warehouse so it never gets plugged in again and the league dies

*JURT* · 02-09-2022, 11:00 PM

Their plan is to make @sköldpaddor Commissioner which will destroy the SHL as we know it as she kicks all the bigots out and makes it a new better version of the league and I will do nothing to stop it.

NTG · 02-09-2022, 11:29 PM

Simon attempts to make all profile pictures :simon: and as a result there is mass confusion. To circumvent this, you just never log into the league ever again.

*RashfordU* · 02-09-2022, 11:44 PM

Rather than upgrading the SHL to FHM 8, they decide to downgrade it back to FHM 5, while running the SMJHL using STHS.
I think that would be enough to destroy the SHL, or at least overload the forum with comments of disgust

*Jayba1t* · 02-10-2022, 01:10 AM

Simon T's plan to destroy all of the SHL is to somehow swindle HO into using STHS as the sim engine. Let's see what happens in a few days

Henrik · 02-10-2022, 05:22 AM

FHM is just a pawn, but he is too stupid to realise it. STHS is the mastermind behind it all, hellbent on tearing down FHM and forcing the SHL to go back to simpler times, where passing didnt matter and all you had to do was shoot the puck.

*.simo* · 02-10-2022, 07:02 AM

Simon Tremblay's diabolical plan to to stop everyone doing minor Point Tasks and this will be step one to take down the Simulation Hockey League from the inside. My way to stop this is to keep doing my minor Point Tasks even when I don't like them. I hope this is more than twenty five words.

Memento Mori · 02-10-2022, 10:44 AM

Simon Tremblay and Francis H. Manager plan to destroy the SHL by banning copypastas, their reasoning being that "copypastas are the lowest form of comedy". Tremblay and Manager become the new commissioners, and anyone who posts a copypasta is suspended. This heavy-handedness leads to outrage, so much so that the site's userbase is forced to establish a new league, the Simulation Hockey Leeg, but retaining the SHL's 63-season history.

*Drokeep* · 02-10-2022, 11:10 AM

Their master plan is to make Hamilton and Texas dominate the league for years to come. And while they have been partly successful, they did not count on the appearance of a new franchise.. the Philadelphia Forge! We winning this shit now

***Aleris*** · 02-10-2022, 11:13 AM

Well since the plan from Simon Tremblay and his french sidekick Francis H. Manager to destroy the SHL is to only allow 3 Forward lines. So superstars have more impact on the ice and then the same teams win year in and year out. All I would do to foil their plans is add a 4th line, so that even the best teams have some weakness.

*AgentSmith630* · 02-10-2022, 11:29 AM

It's ok Slash, we love the ideas you come up with for both the PTs and mPTs. We all know that the evil plan is to keep you from retiring from this position, and the only way we can stop it (not that we'd want to), is to find someone with as much love for this league as you.

awils13 · 02-10-2022, 12:09 PM

Simon Tremblay's and Francis Manager's evil plan to destroy the shl is to make the same team win or make the finals every season, you can stop this plan by banning that said team tbh

Asked Madden · 02-10-2022, 12:48 PM

The plan to destroy and shut down the SHL is a simple one. We close down the thunder dome. Really? You ask.
Yes, if it wasn't for thunder dome why else would people come back. I certainly don't want to see the same 4 teams over and over again, TD keeps me amused.

Tesla · 02-10-2022, 01:59 PM

After doing some digging it seems that the way they plan to destroy the SHL is by making everything into a joke even when the subject at hand is not appropriate for humor.

Given the difficulties involved I do not have an appropriate solution at this time, although the idea of confusing them by leaving them in the SHL as all the cool kids create a new League of Hockey Simulation also known as LHS does appeal to me.

CementHands · 02-10-2022, 04:56 PM

The evil, dastardly plan is to have an indefinite offseason. Soon the forums will devolve into one massive thunder dome. The SHL will eat itself from the inside out, and we will all be finally free.

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