Alex Kidd Calls Out Jack Klompus
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pauadrian
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An enraged Alex Kidd is seen inside of his beautiful modern Mexican villa. He wears a blue top and black jeans, silver rolex while sitting down in a chair sipping on his glass of wine. As he sets the glass down on the countertop next to his chair, his heavy breathing can be heard from the microphone that is right above him. His impressive production setup has been made as he prepares to yet again record another video in response to the comments he has seen from San Francisco Pride player Jack Klompus. He was so enraged at the comments he read that he decided to record this video in response, in hopes that he can once again get it to reach the right people who will then pass it on the the San Francisco Pride player. As he is about to begin his little speech or rant depending on how you see it, he stands up to walk around his beautiful vacation home while he preaches about how great he is with such confidence, confidence that only the greats like Muhammad Ali could rival him on
Alex Kidd: Congratulations Jack, you have managed to surprise me. You managed to surprise the Simulation Hockey League's top prospect, the top dog. You want to know how you surprised me? Well, let me go ahead and tell you. You see for the first time ever you decided to speak out publicly, not to my face of course no, no, no. That would require more bravery than you would be capable of having. But you chose to speak in a public manner to the media about your thoughts on me. You knew that I would see it and you finally decided to man up and challenge me. You have been one of Alex Kidd's biggest detractors, one of Alex Kidd's biggest critics. And Jack I never cared about your stupid opinion, ever. It never mattered to me. In fact I never even asked you to comment, but you managed to get me to care after you disrespected me so publicly. You said in an interview recently that Alex Kidd was your runner up for the biggest idiot of the year 2021. Something that I found, literally hysterical. Jack, I have a question for you, I was just wondering if maybe. Maybe you have a change of heart? Do I have to make it personal when I eventually get my contract for a Simulation Hockey League majors team? Am I going to have to superkick you in San Francisco and wipe that stupid smile off your face? Is that what I am going to have to do to make it personal with you? Because Jack, what you said to the media was a personal attack to me, Alex Kidd. When you said that I am the second biggest idiot of 2021 you made it personal. The fact that you even think that you are in my league? It makes me sick, it makes me want to throw up. The only reason you are on a majors team and I am not is because you know how to kiss real good ass and know how to politic your way into a hockey career. Meanwhile Alex Kidd doesn't have to make friends to make it big. I will show you and any other detractors that Alex Kidd's destiny is becoming the greatest hockey player to ever grace this sport. Alex Kidd is not a loser! He is not an idiot! That's not the path that Alex Kidd is supposed to be on, my path is that of greatness. I am not a star on the decline like you Jack Klompus. I, Alex Kidd am a star on the rise and I always will be on the rise. So get that through your thick skull, I am not an idiot or a loser. I...am a winner Alex Kidd who after airing out his frustrations has now calmed down proceeds to take another sip of his wine and then gives the camera his signature smirk that he has been known to give in his most intolerable of moods. Code: 690 words
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