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DarkCanuck29 · 03-22-2022, 03:39 PM

The Calgary Dragons have been selected as the subject team for this season of Play to Survive: All or Nothing - Hard Knocks. Duncan Mackenzie, one of the two rookies on the team, is trying to get some screen time through the judicious use of pranks and shenanigans. In the first episode, he can be seen putting the Parm Pidgeon into Zhen Rosa's goalie bag for him to discover at home. He also released #Kitty the tiger into the shower after the team's first win against Buffalo. On the ice, he is trying to grab screentime with his physical in-your-face play and high chirps per sixty rate. He doesn't let up for practice or for games. Finally, we will settle in for the emotional struggle of being a well-off kid who's family really only got RICH rich after he left home to play for Kelowna, a story that will surely resonate with the fans.

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Vulfzilla · 03-22-2022, 04:50 PM

When I heard that Hamilton was going to be chosen for the newest season of All or Nothing: SHL edition, it seemed like a no-brainer to me. I feel like the audience is going to be in for disappointment though when they realize the team everyone loves to hate is really just a bunch of likeable people who happen to be good at sim hockey. And there is none. NONE! more likeable than Cup Noodle. Honestly, I'm going to get on the camera as much as possible telling dumb jokes, telling my stories, and playing games. On road trips I'll bring the guitar up to the room and they can film all us all doing Carly Rae Jepson singalongs at the top of our lungs. You're going to instantly figure out that all the time you think we waste hacking the sim and trying to make everyone hate us is actually just used to play xbox and stuff. Honestly, I'll probably ride the wave of fame from this all the way to a ROTY nod.

steveoiscool · 03-22-2022, 04:54 PM

Sven is always looking for a way to publicize his name. After all, you can't be the best Sven if no one knows about you, right? He relishes the opportunity to talk to the fan about the Edmonton Blizzard, and how they have definitely seen better times but they can now see the light at the end of the tunnel. This was a team that was built on youth, and as the league has shifted in the past season to put even more of a spotlight on youth it stands to reason that the Blizzard are in a very good spot going forward. Sven and other budding stars such as Kaapo Kampainen, Pasta the Turtle, Lev Lebedev, Makrus "The Tater" Jager, and Slavakov Vladimirashenko are really starting to find their legs in the SHL. With the recent addition of Videl Valor everyone can feel the window slowly starting to crack open, and it'll be exciting to see if the young core can capitalize in the coming seasons.

Crazylemire · 03-22-2022, 05:34 PM

ISFl AFFILIATE +

Kyamprac · 03-22-2022, 06:02 PM

Prompt 2

My player isn't really the kind of person who enjoys the limelight. For the most part she's pretty quiet and does what she can to keep most of her personal life out of the media. She accepts some of the attention as an inevitable part of playing in professional sports, but it wasn't the reason she signed up and probably the one thing she would choose to change about it if she could. For the most part, she likes to be left alone and dodges as many interviews as she can. So far she hasn't had much trouble in LA, and tends to pass the buck to the guys who seem to like the Hollywood razzle dazzle more than she does. In cases where she has to give an interview she will, but if she can avoid it either by rushing to the locker room, wearing a pair of sunglasses and putting up a hood, or making up some kind of convenient excuse she will.

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Tylar · 03-22-2022, 07:37 PM

Liam Slate tends to be more of a quiet person who does not really enjoy doing media or having much attention on him. As everyone in the league knows Liam Slate is a bust, therefore being asked questions on how bad he is and disappointing he is would be uncomfortable. Liam Slate tends to just keep to himself and not do media unless he is specifically told to do it. Liam Slate does not mind like just quotes for articles but tends to not enjoy press conferences or when there is a camera in the room for sure. He lets players who enjoy that stuff thrive instead of wasting peoples time on himself.
Some excuses he has used have been explosive diarrhea, and other types of not feeling well. This excuse usually goes well to get him out of any media. In terms of doing social media videos, Slate just makes it know to the media team he tends to be uncomfortable doing it and thus far his wishes have been respected.

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Aurora · 03-22-2022, 08:13 PM

hiding in the trees

C9Van · 03-22-2022, 08:53 PM

So prompt #2 and no, Jon Forty One is pretty much known for not liking being interviewed by literally anyone and being recorded. Like he just does not like being in the public view. He likes to just be ignored in the corners whilst quietly getting the stats and helping his teams.

So honestly the shenanigans to get a ton of screen time is the polar opposite, he hangs around the people who like to get interviewed so they get the interviewer's question instead of himself.

He just does not like the fact he has to do them to get paid but needs must at time. He at the very least can tolerate it and farm money for a little bit and get mentally ready for it before avoiding it for a lot of seasons afterwards.

When he does do interviews though he usually does whine and moan and make the interviews quite dry and lacking but also super long so he gets paid quite a lot so it is worth getting it over with. Yeah that is about it with Jon,

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*fishy* · 03-22-2022, 09:29 PM

Aron Hernadivic, the former mvp contending forward turned good defenceman for the buffalo stampede in season sixty four of the simulation hockey league would have a lot to sell this tv person on the buffalo stampede.

Firstly, the buffalo stampede are the former home of new commissioner wanna be Finn, who would not want to turn into the series to see how new general manager tomen Carrie’s himself and the team into the future?

Additionally, buffalo has a nice blend of old guys with a cup and young guys with no cups, such as Aron Hernadivic Augustus wang and Nicholas Owens as well as young guys like Daniel Merica jr and chimkin wing and Sophia Bennett. How will buffalo work to get past Hamilton and get their young guns a cup?

Finally, the last reason to tune in to this version of the buffalo stampede is because they have a new captain that is soon to be announced with the retirement of monkey d Luffy. How will the team respond to a new leadership style? Wouldn’t you like to know?

This is why this tv executive should pick the buffalo stampede as their tv show this season

***hotdog*** · 03-22-2022, 09:54 PM

The Atlanta Inferno would be the perfect subject for a prime time television series because we're such a zany cast of characters. The player dynamics on the team are really interesting, with a set of very old veterans who everyone respects (Eko van Otter, Samat Beibitzhanov, Dick Clapper) and one old veteran who everyone still openly shits on (Gabriel Johnson). The youth of the team yields a tangible enthusiasm around the locker room that would be sure to capture the eyes and hearts of viewers around the globe. Led by some superstars in the primes of their careers like Michael Withecheck, Pablo Salvatici, and Anton Mihailov plus the new offseason addition of superstar Burlok Sulfurgold, this team is skyrocketing upwards and is sure to be a good story all season long. TV execs will come face to face with this wacky bunch of characters including a duck, an otter, a toad, a pablo from that kids show, and even Jay Sink. Not to mention there is also a towel!!! (towelie) - blast @Blastmeaway

***Aleris*** · 03-22-2022, 10:11 PM

PBE Affiliate

***Sburbine*** · 03-22-2022, 11:40 PM

Player Prompt -
As a defensive defensemen Jay O'Neil likes to stay out of the limelight, as far away from the camera the better for this guy. On the ice he lets other people score and barely wants to touch the puck. His highlight reels are the big hits that he puts down which aren't as looked at as the big goals. Whenever he is interviewed (which is rare because he rarely contributes to the scoring avoids the interviews like the plague) he says more "um"s then any actual words. In order to get out of most interviews, I think he's claimed that at least 20 grandparents have died and he's "not feeling great" after pretty much every game. The coaches know this of course and usually force him out there to talk to the media anyway. He also once tried a smoke bomb but that unfortunately led to the evacuation of any remaining fans in the Mary Brown Centre, so he's never going to try that one again.

**leafs1997** · 03-23-2022, 12:13 AM

Vlastislav Malik might not have a high-powered TV executive running after him, but he's gonna get all the screen time he wants! This shouldn't be that difficult, Malik is always involved in pranks happening around the team. First, we need to get the camera crew in on it. If they don't know what's going down, how will they be there to film it all? I wonder how much it'll take to get them on my side. We'll figure it out. Anyways, let's see here. Its been awhile since we got at Valterri Kauppinen. His guard should be down. What shall we do this time? Bubble gum in his equipment? Bouncy balls in his car? You're probably thinking these are pretty tame, which is true. Its gotta be airable on TV, ya know? Hmm, we might need to toe the line a bit here. I'm sure we can figure something out. When are these guys starting filming? I will be ready. Keep an eye out for the TV show, featuring your favorite winger, Vlastislav Malik!

*leviadan* · 03-23-2022, 12:47 AM

PT Pass.

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taterswc · 03-23-2022, 01:25 AM

Prompt 2: Makrus is terrified to learn the media will be covering the Edmonton Blizzard for a segment. Makrus is a wanted man in Germany and knows this media spotlight is exactly how Germy finds out where he has been hiding. Makrus has spent his whole career passing the puck and dodging cameras and now a camera crew will be filming them for interviews. Sure he has a cleverly crafted disguise he uses to play in IIHF for Germany but will that hold up under the close scrutiny of an interview. Makrus will have to come up with the perfect plan to avoid an interview. Makrus figured the best way to avoid an interview is to just have the whole thing cut. So he will give an interview but with Pasta the Turtle @visceralpotamus . Once the interview starts he will mention that he was from the Vancouver Whalers. This will prompt Pasta to talk about animal rights or whatever he’s always talking about. The media won’t care either way and our interview will be left on the cutting room floor. Safe and home free.

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