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Vulfzilla · 05-31-2022, 01:29 PM

*CptSquall* · 05-31-2022, 01:44 PM

Wearingabear · 05-31-2022, 02:09 PM

When your team is down my 3 goals late in the third and you need to get something going, there is a few options you can do to make this happen. You see, it is all about getting in the other players heads and throwing them off when they get on the ice. When you line up in the face off, all you need to do is start yapping at them and drooling and make threatening faces. Much like you would see if a squirrel has rabies, or a feral cat. The unfortunate part is, they've seen you all game and know who you are already. So this is where you must do something surprising to get their attention and really throw them off. So, you do what any sane person would do and take a deuce in your pants and start asking them if they want to smell your fingers. Of course, it's not actually poop, it's just your line mates snickers bar they forgot about. But that's okay, because you put on some Sex Panther cologne in between the periods and the smell alone throws them off, combined with the little bits of melted chocolate on the outside of your gloves and near the top of your pants. So you make every attempt to get them on the ground and sit as close to their face as possible. It really really really makes them uncomfortable and throws them off their game. Coach keeps you out there to mess with their D and then puts the top line out and they get the glory, but it's all spanks to you.

***bluesfan55*** · 05-31-2022, 02:20 PM

mitchell van der heijden has never denied being a pest. yes, he is a skill player first and foremost, and yes, for the most part he does a fantastic job of staying out of the penalty box, but van der heijden has his ways of getting under the skin of the opponents he plays against. it depends on the team. he normally plays as a pest against certain teams that he dislikes, simply because he wants to get under their skin. if it's new orleans, he quite simply chirps them with references to their past transgressions. if that doesn't do the trick, he'll go through with a hit a biiiiiit late or make net-front battles a bit too uncomfortable. he normally does everything bar the chirps against any team he wants to be a pest against, but the chirps do change per team; however, van der heijden tries not to be a pest unless it is absolutely necessary.

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steveoiscool · 05-31-2022, 02:43 PM

Written Task: Does your player have it in them to be a pest? Do they enjoy finding ways to irritate their opponents even if they can't find a way to actually win the game? Or is this kind of thing beneath you? Are you a good ol' hockey player through and through? Maybe a mix of both? If you are a bit of a pest, tell me some of the tricks your player likes to get up to. If you aren't, tell me what your player thinks of other players that DO like to do these things.

Sven has had a lot of experience being a goon in the past. He's notorious for getting misconducts in games that are going well, so it's not difficult for him to turn on the aggression in games where his opponents are showboating. He's got a rocket of a shot, but even on the best of days his accuracy is piss poor...so there may be some shots that travel a bit high and off, towards some smug faces. Or he may get a little creative with his stick, using it to slash or check an annoying opponent to the ground. It's a great way to let off some steam AND get off the ice. The only thing more annoying than being in a doomed game is having to continue go through the motions until the end, so venting some aggression and making an early night is the best case scenario for all involved. (152 words)

EsAmYk · 05-31-2022, 03:18 PM

Being on the Monarchs, I'm used to not winning this season. However, I HATE losing to this particular team, and to see them laughing and enjoying themselves in my barn is just adding insult to injury. As a deer, I have a lot of fur, and during games, any loose fur can come off. Well, I have decided that every time I get near their bench, I'll shake a little and hopefully any loose fur gets unstuck and flies over into their bench area. The hope would be that the fur would annoy them, whether it sticks onto their clothes, or if it tickles their noses, as long as it gets them uncomfortable in some way. I also need some sort of way to vent my anger out, so any hits I do, I would hit them just a smidge harder. I'm already holding back some because of my strength, as I don't want to injure anyone, but some bruising wouldn't be too bad.

***By-Tor*** · 05-31-2022, 03:50 PM

Player prompt:

Beck is absolutely a pest defenseman. Have you seen his PIMS over the past few seasons? I think he's taken one too many bites of peoples' ears. Throughout his later junior career and his early SHL career, Beck is not afraid to use his strength and aggression to get into the dirty areas and take some cheap shots. A good facewash and headlock is always a good go-to as a defenseman. If it's around your own net, a lot of the times it gets overlooked as protecting your goalie. While he's not afraid to get dirty, he isn't as fast to drop the gloves. I think he has only been in 3 fights in his career, maybe winning 2? He's just that defenseman that you hate playing against but would love to have on your team. Good job Winnipeg for realizing that! Trash talk skill is a 20 for sure. Just keep your head up out there, people, Beck's coming!

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*Keven* · 05-31-2022, 04:20 PM

Hockey Prompt

There is a pretty clear line when it comes to annoying pest-like behaviours and pranks. There is no place for such nonsense during actual games against real opponents. If the spirit of sportsmanship is broken by trying to throw opponents off their game, then clearly the line was crossed. These sorts of harmless things are absolutely fine if the prank victim is a close teammate or friend during practice, but that's pretty much the only scenario where it's okay. If pest tactics are still something you really want to use, there are other ways to pester your opponents during a game while still playing well within the rules and without just being petty or annoying. At the end of the day the main focus of all players should be to defeat their opponents with style and skill rather than with mental games and annoyances. The victims of a prank always need to be in a position or mindset where you can guarantee they'll also be laughing about it in the end.

***Reno*** · 05-31-2022, 05:16 PM

Prompt 1

Evgeni Petrov absolutely has what it takes to be the pest on the rink. His first trick of the trade is to reach into his trademarked “bag of dead rodents” and proceed to start throwing them at the opposing teams bench to shock them into retiring on the spot. If they resist the rodents, he takes out his boombox from the bench and starts blaring “Friday” by Rebecca Black at maximum volume. This doesn’t bother Evgeni as he doesn’t understand the word Friday but he knows everyone else can hear it so he uses it to torture. If that still doesn’t work, he breaks out the piece de resistance. He grabs his phone and makes a call, suddenly out of nowhere that old youtuber Fred or whatever his name was comes sprinting towards the bench. He leaps onto the bench while screaming and shouting like he did in the one video Evgeni has seen, and the entire team quits in protest, leaving Atlanta the default winners.

unconfident69 · 05-31-2022, 06:10 PM

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