Lord Farquaads deserved to win Most Vulnerable Person for the SMJHL last year. He always skated into corners with his head down and was in a position to take a devastating, career-altering body check, but he somehow evaded it.

RIP Dangel. See you on the other side, brother

ok so i think my player will win MVP if the MVP changes to most underrate player, yeah my player deserve that for sure, and will win it this season

Luke Laraque deserved to win the Most Valuable Player Award in the SMJHL due to his elite defensive prowess at the wing position. Not only is he one of the best defensive wingers, but he also averages nearly a point per game.

Sean Davies definitely deserved the J MVP award as the league’s Most Vague Player. Some say it’s his English accent, but those close to him know it’s because he has no idea what he’s talking about most of the time. He just sorta prattles on and gestures at things. But hey, at least the kid can play hockey!

Sean Davies || LD


Name: Sean Davies
Birthplace: Liverpool, England
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 210 lbs
Number: 22
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S66 SMJHL Draft: Drafted 16th Overall by Anchorage

S67 SHL Draft: Drafted 16th Overall by New England 

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Career Statistics:

SMJHL Regular Season
S66 ANC:| 66 GP | 5 G | 21 A | 26 P | -6 |  106 SB  | 100 H | 49 TA 

S67 ANC:| 66 GP | 4 G | 14 A | 18 P | +1 |  92 SB  | 156 H | 68 TA

 

SMJHL Postseason 
S66 ANC:| 6 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 1 P | +1 |  17 SB  | 8 H | 6 TA

Jimmy Wagner deserved to win the Most Vibin Player because he in fact has all of the vibes and none of the think. He no think, vibe onlys at a high level every night.

Jimmy Wagner || Seattle Argonauts || Carolina Kraken || RW || S53 || 1002 cTPE || 2295 pTPE (7th all time)
6'1 || 190 lbs || Perg, Austria || Swedish passport
S52 SMJHL Draft - 6th Overall - Carolina Kraken
S53 SHL Draft   - 5th Overall - Los Angeles Panthers
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SHL Season Stats
Szn |Team | GP |  G |  A |  P | +/- | Sht | PM | TOI
S56 | LAP | 50 |  6 | 16 | 22 | -10 | 108 | 24 |1023 // A /
S57 | LAP | 66 | 16 | 25 | 41 | -13 | 167 | 24 |1508 // A /
S58 | LAP | 66 | 15 | 31 | 46 |  -3 | 173 | 12 |1485 // A /
S59 | LAP | 66 | 22 | 26 | 48 | -19 | 208 | 12 |1576 // A /
S60 | LAP | 66 | 25 | 31 | 56 |  13 | 214 | 10 |1380 // A /
S61 | LAP | 66 | 19 | 35 | 54 | -10 | 251 | 16 |1436 // C /
S62 | LAP | 66 | 38 | 48 | 86 |  12 | 330 | 14 |1481 // C / MVP Nominee, Breakout Nominee, 2nd Team All-SHL
S63 | LAP | 66 | 20 | 40 | 64 |   5 | 292 | 22 |1442 // C /
S64 | LAP | 66 | 32 | 38 | 70 |  40 | 256 | 16 |1387 // C /
S65 | LAP | 66 | 18 | 27 | 45 |  25 | 209 | 10 |1310 // C /
S66 | LAP | 66 | 31 | 28 | 59 |  24 | 183 | 38 |1198 // C /
S67 | SEA | 66 | 21 | 39 | 60 |  32 | 194 | 24 |1120 //   /

S68 | SEA | 66 | 30 | 37 | 67 |  46 | 146 | 22 |1176 //   /
S69 | SEA | 66 | 21 | 38 | 59 |  42 | 147 | 28 |1188 //   /
S70 | SEA | 66 | 14 | 23 | 37 |  13 | 134 | 32 |1154 //   /
S71 | LAP | 66 | 21 | 55 | 55 | -17 | 142 | 22 |1267 //   /
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Challenge Cup Playoff Stats
Szn |Team | GP |  G |  A |  P | +/- | Sht | PM | TOI
S56 | LAP |  5 |  1 |  2 |  3 |  -6 |  11 |  0 | 111 // A /
S57 | LAP |  6 |  1 |  1 |  2 |   1 |  21 |  0 | 137 // A /
S58 | LAP |  6 |  2 |  2 |  4 |   2 |  11 |  4 | 142 // A /
S59 | LAP |  6 |  1 |  4 |  5 |  -2 |  21 |  2 | 150 // A /
S60 | LAP |  6 |  1 |  1 |  2 |  -3 |   8 |  0 | 123 // A /
S61 | LAP |  5 |  1 |  3 |  4 |  -4 |  15 |  0 | 113 // C /
S62 | LAP | 17 |  8 | 12 | 20 |  13 |  63 |  2 | 390 // C /
S63 | LAP | 22 |  6 | 13 | 19 |   3 |  74 |  0 | 502 // C /
S64 | LAP | 12 |  6 |  6 | 12 |   6 |  59 |  2 | 274 // C /
S65 | LAP | 20 |  3 | 15 | 18 |  19 |  50 |  0 | 413 // C / ⟅ⅬⅩⅤ⟆ CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPION ⟅ⅬⅩⅤ⟆
S66 | LAP |  9 |  2 |  2 |  4 |   1 |  17 |  2 | 173 // C /

S67 | SEA | 23 |  5 | 15 | 20 |  20 |  53 |  6 | 409 //   / ⟅ⅬⅩⅤII⟆ CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPION ⟅ⅬⅩⅤII⟆

S68 | SEA | 21 |  6 | 13 | 19 |  16 |  48 | 10 | 418 //   / ⟅ⅬⅩⅤIII⟆ CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPION ⟅ⅬⅩⅤIII⟆

S69 | SEA | 16 |  1 |  7 |  8 |  20 |  28 |  4 | 310 //   /

S70 | SEA | 13 |  3 |  1 |  4 |  16 |  33 |  4 | 221 //   /

S71 | LAP | 12 |  3 |  4 |  7 |   3 |  29 |  4 | 235 //   /
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SMJHL Season Stats
Szn |Team | GP |  G |  A |  P | +/- | Sht | PM | TOI
S52 | CAR | 50 |  6 |  8 | 14 |  +5 |  63 |  6 | 569 //   /
S53 | CAR | 50 | 10 | 20 | 30 |  -2 | 125 |  8 | 916 // C /
S54 | CAR | 50 | 24 | 29 | 53 |  20 | 171 | 12 | 943 // C / MVP, Scoring Leader, 1st Team All-SMJHL
S55 | CAR | 50 | 17 | 26 | 43 |  30 | 145 | 10 | 876 // C /
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Four Star Cup Playoff Stats
Szn |Team | GP |  G |  A |  P | +/- | Sht | PM | TOI
S52 | CAR | 11 |  0 |  1 |  1 |  -1 |   8 |  2 | 118 //   /
S53 | CAR |  4 |  1 |  1 |  2 |  -3 |   7 |  0 |  75 // C /
S54 | CAR | 20 |  5 |  9 | 14 |   3 |  60 |  4 | 419 // C / FOUR STAR CUP CHAMPIONS
S55 | CAR | 11 |  5 |  5 | 10 |   4 |  28 |  4 | 203 // C /
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WJC Stats
Szn |Team | GP |  G |  A |  P | +/- | Sht | PM | TOI
S51 |PRWR | 19 |  4 |  8 | 12 |  -6 |  45 |  4 | 357 // M / Andani Award Nominee
S52 |DACH | 15 |  1 |  1 |  2 |  -2 |   8 |  2 | 100 // M /
S53 |DACH | 13 |  4 |  3 |  7 |  -2 |  21 |  0 | 186 //   /
S54 |DACH | 13 |  1 |  1 |  2 |  -3 |  16 |  0 | 219 //   /
S55 |DACH | 13 |  5 |  4 |  9 |   3 |  28 |  4 | 221 //   /
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IIHF Stats
Szn |Team | GP |  G |  A |  P | +/- | Sht | PM | TOI
S54 | AUT | 13 |  0 |  1 |  1 |   2 |   3 |  4 | 121 //   /
S55 | AUT | 13 |  1 |  1 |  2 |   0 |   7 |  2 | 124 //   /
S56 | AUT | 12 |  1 |  3 |  4 |   2 |  13 |  4 | 218 //   /
S57 | AUT | 12 |  3 |  2 |  5 |  -8 |  30 |  2 | 220 //   /
S58 | International hiatus
S59 | International hiatus
S60 | SWE | 14 |  8 |  6 | 14 |   5 |  43 |  6 | 221 //   / IIHF BRONZE
S61 | SWE | 13 |  5 | 10 | 15 |   1 |  55 |  0 | 228 //   /
S62 | SWE | 13 |  0 |  3 |  3 | -11 |  33 |  2 | 192 // C /
S63 | SWE | 13 | 12 |  8 | 20 |   7 |  56 |  0 | 229 // A / TOP FORWARD AWARD
S64 | SWE | 15 |  7 |  6 | 13 |  11 |  39 |  0 | 239 //   / IIHF SILVER
S65 | SWE | 12 |  2 |  4 |  6 |  -3 |  21 |  6 | 183 //   /
S66 | SWE | 15 |  5 |  4 |  9 |   2 |  33 |  2 | 182 //   /

S67 | SWE | 15 |  3 | 10 | 13 |  11 |  22 |  0 | 200 //   /
S68 | SWE | 15 |  7 |  3 | 10 |   7 |  21 |  6 | 198 //   / ⟅1st⟆ IIHF GOLD ⟅1st⟆
S69 | SWE | 15 |  5 |  2 |  7 |   4 |  19 |  6 | 198 //   / IIHF SILVER
S70 | SWE | 13 |  1 |  1 |  2 |   2 |  16 |  6 | 163 //   / IIHF SILVER
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Accolades
S51 - WJC   - Alex Andani Award Nominee (Top Rookie)
S52 - CAR   - Jordan Nugent Hall Award for the Most Dedicated Player
S52 - CAR   - Alonzo Garbonzo Award for the Top Rookie
S53 - CAR   - Named Captain
S53 - SMJHL - Eastern Conference All Star
S53 - CAR   - Kain Webb Award for Team Leadership
S53 - CAR   - Cristoph Klose Award for the Top Forward
S53 - CAR   - Michael Fitted Award for Team Values
S54 - SMJHL - Eastern Conference All Star
S54 - CAR   - Kain Webb Award for Team Leadership
S54 - CAR   - Cristoph Klose Award for the Top Forward
S54 - CAR   - Kurtis Hunter Award for the Team's MVP
S54 - SMJHL - 1st Team All-League
S54 - SMJHL - Jared Hanson Award (Scoring Champ)
S54 - SMJHL - Ideen Fallah Trophy (Committee MVP)
S54 - SMJHL - Zach Miller Trophy Finalist (Most Dedicated)
S54 - SMJHL - Elias Armia Award (Commisioner's Award of Excellence)
S54 - SMJHL - ★★★★ FOUR STAR CUP CHAMPION ★★★★
S55 - SMJHL - Eastern Conference All Star
S55 - CAR   - Jordan Nugent Hall Award for the Most Dedicated Player
S55 - SMJHL - Zach Miller Trophy Finalist (Most Dedicated)
S56 - LAP   - Named Alternate Captain
S58 - SHL   - Damien Littleton Winner (Most Dedicated)

S60 - SWE   - Bronze Medal
S61 - LAP   - Named Captain
S62 - LAP   - Phillip Winter Award (Team MVP)
S62 - SHL   - 2nd Team All-SHL
S62 - SHL   - Aidan Richan Award Finalist (Most Improved Player)
S62 - SHL   - Ron Mexico Award Finalist (MVP)

S62 - SWE   - Named Captain
S63 - LAP   - Western Conference Champions
S62 - IIHF  - Top Forward Award

S64 - SWE   - Silver Medal

S65 - LAP   - Western Conference Champions
S65 - LAP   - ⟅ⅬⅩⅤ⟆ CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPION ⟅ⅬⅩⅤ⟆

S67 - SEA   - Western Conference Champions

S67 - SEA   - ⟅ⅬⅩⅤII⟆ CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPION ⟅ⅬⅩⅤII⟆

S68 - SEA   - Western Conference Champions

S68 - SEA   - ⟅ⅬⅩⅤIII⟆ CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPION ⟅ⅬⅩⅤIII⟆

S68 - SWE   - ⟅1st⟆ IIHF GOLD MEDAL ⟅1st⟆

S69 - SWE   - Silver Medal

S70 - SWE   - Silver Medal

Chris Conner || Carolina Kraken || General Manager
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S54 | CAR | Coach | 32-13-5 | 69 pts | 3rd in reg season, ★★★★ FOUR STAR CUP CHAMPION ★★★★
S55 | CAR | CoGM  | 37-12-1 | 75 pts | 2nd in reg season
S56 | CAR | GM    | 31-17-2 | 64 pts | 2nd in reg season
S57 | CAR | GM    | 26-32-8 | 60 pts |
S58 | CAR | GM    | 26-39-1 | 53 pts |
S59 | CAR | GM    | 32-30-4 | 68 pts |
S60 | CAR | GM    | 36-26-4 | 76 pts | Division title
S61 | CAR | GM    | 42-20-4 | 88 pts | Division title
S62 | CAR | GM    | 41-20-5 | 87 pts | Division title
S63 | CAR | GM    | 39-26-1 | 79 pts |
S64 | CAR | GM    | 22-36-8 | 52 pts |
S65 | CAR | GM    | 29-32-5 | 63 pts |
S66 | CAR | GM    | 20-40-6 | 46 pts |

S67 | CAR | GM    | 24-36-6 | 54 pts |

S68 | CAR | GM    | 43-22-1 | 87 pts | 2nd in reg season, postseason under protest

S69 | CAR | GM    | 37-26-3 | 77 pts |
S70 | CAR | GM    | 30-31-5 | 65 pts |
S71 | CAR | GM    | 34-28-4 | 72 pts |
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S56 | LAP | Offseason Interim GM

S68 | CAR | GM of the Year Nominee

This season, Slip McScruff is going to win Molto Vecchio Pilastro which is a (probably awkward) Italian translation of Very Old Pillar. He will win this because he is in fact very old and very much a pillar. I will not name names, but the other contender for Very Old is not nearly as much of a Pillar as Slip, so he has got this in the bag.

credit to Flappy, ToeDragon, and Carpy

Self perseverance is the main reason. After being completely shafted by the update team, Marty Sanderson rises above and has an incredibly successful defensive season being completely selfless.

tryna make a change

Lord Raiden should win the MVP - Most Versatile Player. I can be an offensive weapon if needed or I can be a defensive shutdown player. I can do it all. Whatever the team needs is what I can and will do.

C- Lord Raiden                |          TPE: 2044      |              Baltimore Platoon

Height: 6'1"

Weight: 210

Number: 19

Birthplace: Washington DC, USA

SMJHL S54 Pick 54, 6th round - Colorado Raptors

SHL S55 Pick 20, 2nd round - Baltimore Platoon

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Career Statistics:

SHL Regular Season: 

S57 BAP| 66 GP | 12  G |  9  A | 21 P | -42 |  16 PIM |  1 PPP | FO%- 52.8% 

S58 BAP| 66 GP | 11  G | 11 A |  22 P | -36 |  44 PIM |  2 PPP | FO%- 63.0%

S59 BAP| 66 GP |  9  G  | 21 A | 30 P | -38 | 14 PIM | 1 PPP | 100 Hits

S60 BAP| 66 GP | 15  G | 28 A | 43 P | +13 | 20 PIM | 5 PPP | 106 Hits

S61 BAP| 66 GP | 21 G  | 40 A | 61 P | +26 | 10 PIM | 3 PPP | 140 Hits

S62 BAP| 66 GP | 20 G  | 31 A | 51 P | +47 | 20 PIM | 1 PPP | 109 Hits

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SMJHL Regular Season:

S54 COL| 50 GP |  9  G |  1  A | 10 P | -3 |  2 PIM |  2 PPP | FO%- 60.3%

S55 COL| 50 GP | 14 G | 25 A | 39 P | +10 | 18 PIM | 11 PPP | FO%- 57.0 %

S56 COL| 50 GP | 20 G | 23 A | 43 P | -5 | 56 PIM | 16 PPP | FO%- 58.2 %

 

WJC Stats:

S54 USA | 12 GP | 1 G | 4 A | 5 P | -12 | 4 PPP | 29 SOG | 26 Hits 

S55 USA | 12 GP | 2 G | 6 A | 8 P | -2 | 1 PPP | 23 SOG | 17 Hits 

S56 USA | 12 GP | 6 G | 9 A | 15 P | +6 | 6 PPP | 30 SOG | 15 Hits 

 

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Career Accomplishments  

S54 WJC Gold Medal - USA

S56 WJC Silver Medal - USA

S56 SMJHL Western Conference All-Star Team  

S56 2nd Team All-SMJHL

Awards: 

S54 COL - The Alexander Zajac Trophy  

S56 COL - The Bo Kane Trophy 

S56 COL - The Zinaida Titova Trophy 

Jumbo                      |             GM                 |              Colorado Raptors

S56 - S59 | Colorado CO-GM  

S60 - S67| Colorado GM :  321 W - 172 L - 35 OTL 

 

        

Thanks to @DELIRIVM @sköldpaddor @Merica for the Sigs

Marco Barengrub should have definitely won the most valuable poop of s66. After absoluting shitting himself before the first faceoff in game 1 against the heavily favorite Manhattan Rage, they were so confused we won in 4

Because Anton has been robbed many times what comes to personal prizes and nominations. Nominated many times, but never won even one of those, what a sad story definitely.

Anton Mihailov || Atlanta Inferno || Seattle Argonauts || C || 2005 TPE
Height: 6ft 0in
Weight: 176 lbs
Hometown Vatican, Vatican
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SHL STATISTICS
Regular Season
S60 || Atlanta Inferno || GP: 66 || G: 15 || A:26 || P: 41 || +/-: -3 || GR 0 
S61 || Atlanta Inferno || GP: 66 || G: 15 || A: 23 || P: 38 || +/-: -18 || GR 0 
S62 || Atlanta Inferno || GP: 66 || G: 23 || A: 42 || P: 65 || +/-: -12 || GR 0 
S63 || Atlanta Inferno || GP: 66 || G: 30 || A: 53 || P: 83 || +/-: +15 || GR 0 
S64 || Atlanta Inferno || GP: 66 || G: 19 || A: 41 || P: 60 || +/-: +35 || GR 0 
S65 || Atlanta Inferno || GP: 66 || G: 18 || A: 61 || P: 79 || +/-: +26 || GR 0 
S66 || Atlanta Inferno || GP: 66 || G: 47 || A: 52 || P: 99 || +/-: +40 || GR 0 
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Total SHL Reg. Season Stats
GP: 462 || G: 167 || A: 298 || P: 465 || +/-: +83
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Playoff Stats
S60 || Atlanta Inferno || GP: 14 || G: 5 || A: 5 || P: 10 || +/-: +5 || GR 0 
S61 || Atlanta Inferno || GP: 4 || G: 0 || A: 1 || P: 1 || +/-: -4 || GR 0 
S62 || Atlanta Inferno || GP: 5 || G: 1 || A: 3 || P: 4 || +/-: 0 || GR 0 
S63 || Atlanta Inferno || GP: 7 || G: 2 || A: 3 || P: 5 || +/-: +4 || GR 0 
S64 || Atlanta Inferno || GP: 21 || G: 8 || A: 16 || P: 24 || +/-: +15 || GR 0 
S65 || Atlanta Inferno || GP: 12 || G: 2 || A: 10 || P: 12 || +/-: +8 || GR 0 
S66 || Atlanta Inferno || GP: 21 || G: 13 || A: 11 || P: 24 || +/-: +11 || GR 0 
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Total SHL Playoff Stats
GP: 84 || G: 31 || A: 49 || P: 80 || +/-: +39
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Accolades
S66 || Atlanta Inferno || Challenge Cup Champion ||
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Transactions & Contracts
S57 || Drafted to SHL 1. Round #17 || Buffalo Stampede ||
S57 || Signed to Buffalo Stampede || 3-Years Contract || 9M
S60 || Traded Buffalo Stampede to Atlanta Inferno ||
S60 || Signed to Atlanta Inferno || 2-Years Contract || 6M
S62 || Signed to Atlanta Inferno || 2-Years Contract || 10M
S64 || Signed to Atlanta Inferno || 2-Years Contract || 12M
S66 || Signed to Atlanta Inferno || 2-Years Contract || 8M (HTD)
S67 || Traded Atlanta Inferno to Seattle Argonauts ||



Anton Mihailov || Detroit Falcons || C || DACH
Height: 6ft 0in
Weight: 176 lbs
Hometown Vatican, Vatican
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SMJHL STATISTICS
Regular Season
S56 || Detroit Falcons || GP: 48 || G: 1 || A: 7 || P: 8 || +/-: -16 || GR 53 
S57 || Detroit Falcons || GP: 66 || G: 14 || A: 36 || P: 50 || +/-: +4 || GR 61
S58 || Detroit Falcons || GP: 66 || G: 20 || A: 30 || P: 50 || +/-: +30 || GR 61
S59 || Detroit Falcons || GP: 66 || G: 17 || A: 33 || P: 50 || +/-: +11 || GR 61

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Total SMJHL Reg. Season Stats
GP: 246 || G: 52 || A: 106 || P: 158 || +/-: +29
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Playoff Stats
S56 || Detroit Falcons || GP: 5 || G: 0 || A: 1 || P: 1 || +/-: 0 || GR 56
S57 || Detroit Falcons || GP: 4 || G: 0 || A: 3 || P: 3 || +/-: +0 || GR 61
S58 || Detroit Falcons || GP: 5 || G: 0 || A: 0 || P: 0 || +/-: +0 || GR 61
S59 || Detroit Falcons || GP: 5 || G: 1 || A: 1 || P: 2 || +/-: -1 || GR 61
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Total SMJHL Playoff Stats
GP: 19 || G: 1 || A: 5 | P: 6 || +/-: -1
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Accolades
S57 || Nominated to Alex Light Trophy - Most Improved Player Award
S57 || Nominated to Elias Armia Award - The Commisioner's Award of Excellence
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Transactions & Contracts
S56 || Signed to Detroit Falcons || 1-Year Rookie Contract || 5M
S56 || Represent Switzerland NT || WJC DACH || Exit after QF
S57 || Nominated to SMJHL All-Stars Game || Eastern Conference All-Stars ||

I cant believe I get to say this, but I DID WIN MVP!!! I am beyond excited, it was definitely a career defining season for my character and I couldnt be happier of how my team performed.

I should have been voted for Most inVited Players (MVP) this season! Any person who has commented on their desire for shared food interest has received a genuine invite to my house. Come visit! I’ll make you food.

Kermit Murphy deserved to win MVP because he manages to compete at the highest level of hockey despite being made entirely out of felt and rather than having bones, he has a single puppeteer's hand up his ass. The fact that he can move let alone play professional sports is a goddamn miracle

I deserved to win the MVP because I am a very great person and I think that is the only thing that should really matter stats and wins and such have nothing to do with this

I mean, I was a top 25 (or so) point scorer in the league. Played a solid two way game and was a part of arguably the best line in the SHL last season. That should be good enough to get on the ballot.

Thanks to Merica for my sig