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SloppyPainter · 10-12-2022, 11:11 PM

Liam Logger, son of James and Martha Logger, is a very interesting character when it comes down to it. You see, Liam Logger grew up on a farm in a rural part of Ontario leading to him having very few friends to influence his hockey practices, leading to some very curious pre-game rituals, which is what I am here to endow on you.

Liam always starts his game days at 4:30 AM sharp, growing up on a farm has forced him to wake up early his entire life, so it makes sense that it's comforting on game day to wake up early and milk some cow. Yes, every game day Liam Logger milks cows, no matter where he is. He has recently been found appearing at many random homesteads on gamedays asking farmers if he can help them milk this morning. Seeing as he can't milk cows at home while he is thousands of kilometers away, it makes sense that he needs a different place to do this strange habit every game day morning, luckily for him though, in most places he's now has farmers that have agreed to let him show up to help on game days, in the few places left that he doesn't though he can still be found knocking on doors at awful hours of the morning asking to help chore. After chores he comes home and showers to prepare for the rest of the day. After coming home and showering he has breakfast, which is always eggs in a bowl with two cans of Redbull poured into it, after getting up so early he really needs that food and caffeine spike to make it through the day and do the other parts of his ritual. After his nutritious breakfast, he heads back out to the farm to weight train using bales, he loves to use 50 pound small square bales as dumbbells, and frustratingly enough for his strength coach, appears to be the only thing he'll train with. After a session with the bales he does a series of squats and other training exercises to prepare for the game. When he's done that at around 11 AM he heads off to the rink where he takes a 4 hour, 47 minutes, and 47 seconds nap to boost him for the game. His fascination of the number 47 comes from the fact that the only jersey he could wear growing up had the number 47 on it so it just stuck.

Since games usually start around 7 this leaves him 2 hours to do the thing he loves most in the world, talking to his girlfriend and mother (seperately) on the phone. There's nothing better to him than getting hyped up by two of the most important people in the world before a game. However, he always talks to his mother first and girlfriend second out of some unknown superstition that he refuses to tell anyone, even them. On the ice at warmups he always shoots 4 pucks at the left side of the net and 7 on the right before heading off the ice to do some more pre-game stretched even though his coach always tells him to stretch before warmups.

Liam Logger is curious with his pre-game rituals due to his lonely upbringing in the country, I could have gone more in depth and described more variances but it would be to much to put into one article, thank you for reading.

*CptSquall* · 10-13-2022, 05:46 PM

Approved, +5 TPE to @SloppyPainter

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