- Recreates: Who was your last player? Augustus Wang
- Full Discord Username (including the hashtag and numbers): Ferda#6108
- How many hours a week do you usually have free? (ie. 1, 3, 6+, etc.)
I'm always active on discord so you can find me there easily. If you made me put a number then let's go with 69.
- Is water wet?
only if its as wet as you make me
- What made you join the SHL?
my desire to end the terror of "jeffrey420" and gabriel "gone wild 'gwidjohnson'" johnson
- What are your general expectations of your juniors career? Are you looking for a long and successful career as a junior player, or are you hoping to be called up to the big leagues as soon as possible?
I'd probably look to stay down for the maximum but that depends on who I'm drafted by in the SHL. As long as we're winning and I'm getting a lot of points I will be happy.
- If you can pick any SHL players who have ever played, what does your dream starting line up look like?
G - Ian Venables
D - Augustus Wang - Samuel Michaud
F - Daniel Bischoff - Jake Primeau - Mitchell van der Heijden
- Have you ever heard about Kelowna before joining this league?
yes unfortunately i have been there many times
- How do you feel about walruses?
is this question to pander to TDW
- What is your favorite hockey memory? If you don’t have one, feel free to make up something completely fictional.
rioting
- Any hobbies you’ve been into lately?
programming, hockey, volleyball, intercourse
- What is the best book you have read and why? (Comics included)
any geronimo stilton book that lil rat go hard
- What do you consider the most important part of a fun league experience?
people not being afraid to speak their minds to each other especially in this mickey mouse league
- What’s your favorite Pokemon? Why?
jigglypuff cause she the thiccest and finest B in pokemon
- What video games do you play?
fps games, vr, intercourse or any game with the boys (intercourse)
- If you were to choose a breed of dog you would most likely be, what would it be and why?
doggystyle
Slappydoodle Registered
S42 Challenge Cup Champion
Posts:5,446 Threads: 227 Joined: Feb 2015 Reputation:163
Pronouns: Undisclosed
Player: Walt "Clyde" Frazier
- Full Discord Username (including the hashtag and numbers):
I think it's just slappydoodle but I haven't been on in a long time
- What are your general expectations of your juniors career? Are you looking for a long and successful career as a junior player, or are you hoping to be called up to the big leagues as soon as possible?
I don't need to be called up right away. I expect to build a good player for a few seasons
- If you can pick any SHL players who have ever played, what does your dream starting line up look like?
Starting goalie would be Kata Vilde. On defense, give me Otis B. Driftwood and Big Manius. My wings would be Lik' Manius and Esa Anrikanen and at center give me Slappy McDoodle. We would crush all before us and hear the lamentations of their women
- Have you ever heard about Kelowna before joining this league?
Not before I joined but I did win a Four Star Cup there once.
- How do you feel about walruses?
I think they are wondrous and beautiful creatures that enrich our world with their presence
- What is your favorite hockey memory? If you don’t have one, feel free to make up something completely fictional.
Going to see the Hartford Whalers with my dad and brothers a bunch as a child
- Any hobbies you’ve been into lately?
Having recently bought a new house I've got majorly into my lawn and gardens for really the first time in my life
- What is the best book you have read and why? (Comics included)
Tough question. Hard to pick just one. A few choices would be Breakfast of Champions, Ham on Rye, I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings and Carter Beats the Devil. My favorite literary figure of all time is easily Spiderman
- What do you consider the most important part of a fun league experience?
For me personally, it's doing the podcast with my boy Bonk and the relationship with our hardcore listeners
- What’s your favorite Pokemon? Why?
I'm too old for that other than what I saw when my son was little. There's a penguin guy I always enjoyed
- What video games do you play?
NBA2K, Madden, a few Star Wars games and the Batman Arkham games
- If you were to choose a breed of dog you would most likely be, what would it be and why?
My heritage is pretty scrambled so definitely a mutt. But mutts are the coolest dogs anyway
- Recreates: Who was your last player?
...Let's just go ahead and say Troy Reynolds. I try to forget William Reynolds happened.
- Full Discord Username (including the hashtag and numbers): sharksisback#6370
SMJHL GM Questions (14 Questions):
How many hours a week do you usually have free? (ie. 1, 3, 6+, etc.)
5
- Is water wet?
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
- What made you join the SHL?
It seemed like fun and I wanted to have a good time. This assessment aged pretty well considering I'm back again.
- What are your general expectations of your juniors career? Are you looking for a long and successful career as a junior player, or are you hoping to be called up to the big leagues as soon as possible?
Listen, Big Walter Ulrich is going to have a long, storied, Hall of Fame SHL career. That's a given. I want my jersey hanging in my SMJHL team's rafters by the time I've moved up. I want to leave with a ring on my finger, and I'm not planning on getting married any time soon.
- If you can pick any SHL players who have ever played, what does your dream starting line up look like?
Troy Reynolds
Jimmy Slothface
Matt Kholin
Perry Morgan
Nikolai Evans
There is absolutely no reason why this lineup wouldn't win multiple championships...outside of numerous suspensions being handed out.
- Have you ever heard about Kelowna before joining this league?
It's been four years and I'm still convinced you made that place up.
- How do you feel about walruses?
My football team's head coach is a walrus, I am pro-Walrus.
- What is your favorite hockey memory? If you don’t have one, feel free to make up something completely fictional.
Those rascal Golden Knights intentionally obliterating Joe Pavelski and paying the iron price for it. How do you give up 4 goals in 5 minutes?
- Any hobbies you’ve been into lately?
Writing, collecting sports cards, having main character syndrome.
- What is the best book you have read and why? (Comics included)
East of Eden. Which is odd because I hate Steinbeck taking 20 pages to describe a bush, but the plot is incredible. Read it. Now.
- What do you consider the most important part of a fun league experience?
The community. Made some good buddies back in the day in the Halifax locker room.
- What’s your favorite Pokemon? Why?
The hell is a pokemon
- What video games do you play?
OOTP 23, Halo Infinite, GTA 5 still, RDR2
- If you were to choose a breed of dog you would most likely be, what would it be and why?
Brian Griffin, so I could continue living like a human until it's convenient to be a dog.
- First-Gens: How did you find the site? Bored and wondered if something like this existed
- Full Discord Username (including the hashtag and numbers): mpoleon #2927
SMJHL GM Questions (14 Questions):
- How many hours a week do you usually have free? (ie. 1, 3, 6+, etc.) really depends on the week but I should have at least 7 hours a week free at the minimum
- Is water wet? nope
- What made you join the SHL? Bored
- What are your general expectations of your juniors career? Are you looking for a long and successful career as a junior player, or are you hoping to be called up to the big leagues as soon as possible? Just gonna go with with what happens and hope for the best
- If you can pick any SHL players who have ever played, what does your dream starting line up look like? I'm gonna be totally transparent I have no clue about the past of the league so I don't know any players
- Have you ever heard about Kelowna before joining this league? Yep big WHL guy here mostly know them from the Kelowna rockets
- How do you feel about walruses? Pretty awesome
- What is your favorite hockey memory? If you don’t have one, feel free to make up something completely fictional. Winning the minor hockey championships probably
- Any hobbies you’ve been into lately? idk why but I've been getting into chess a little bit lately
- What is the best book you have read and why? (Comics included) Couldn't tell you lmfao
- What do you consider the most important part of a fun league experience? having a good team and dressing room environment for sure
- What’s your favorite Pokemon? Why? If my username doesn't give it away I'm a big empoleon guy, Scizor is closing in a bit though
- What video games do you play? Smash Bros Ultimate, Pokemon, NHL 23 mostly
- If you were to choose a breed of dog you would most likely be, what would it be and why? Well I have a shepard cross so I think it would probably be that.
karlssens Registered
S28, S45, S49 Challenge Cup Champion
Posts:3,937 Threads: 182 Joined: May 2015 Reputation:73
Discord: karl#3942
Pronouns: He/Him
Player: Oskar Scholz
- Recreates: Who was your last player?
Karlstraße Scholz
- First-Gens: How did you find the site?
n/a
- Full Discord Username (including the hashtag and numbers):
karl#3942
- How many hours a week do you usually have free? (ie. 1, 3, 6+, etc.)
3-4
- Is water wet?
I wanna say yes, but the more I think about it I wanna say no. I'm gunna save my brain and just say yes.
- What made you join the SHL?
I'm a sucker for all things hockey and I like the community.
- What are your general expectations of your juniors career? Are you looking for a long and successful career as a junior player, or are you hoping to be called up to the big leagues as soon as possible? I'm indifferent on this one. If my team is doing well in the juniors I'd love to stick around, but if we're meddling or average I wouldn't be against making the jump and starting my SHL career a little earlier.
- If you can pick any SHL players who have ever played, what does your dream starting line up look like?
Tough one. I'd probably go back to my GM days and pick some of my favorite draftees. Tommy Tuck between the pipes (okay we didn't draft him, but he eventually joined us), Tor Tuck and Brady McIntyre on the blue line and Teddy Cuddles, Tony Pepperoni and Hercules Rockefeller up front. There's a short list of other names, but I only got to pick 6
- Have you ever heard about Kelowna before joining this league?
Yup, I was actually just there a few weeks ago haha. My friends and I played in the street hockey tournament Play-On.
- How do you feel about walruses?
Not sure I've never met one.
- What is your favorite hockey memory? If you don’t have one, feel free to make up something completely fictional.
Sidney Crosby's golden goal, or really just the entire gold medal game. Cliche I know, but I was living in Vancouver at the time and it was just such a cool moment to be a part of.
- Any hobbies you’ve been into lately?
I like to stay active so most of my hobbies are sports or activities. In the summer it's largely golf and hiking and in the winter it's skiing and hockey. When at home I enjoy a good RPG or the odd movie, mostly fantasy or horror/thriller.
- What is the best book you have read and why? (Comics included)
I recently finished Ready Player One and I really enjoyed it. So much so I went out and immediately bought Ready Player Two. It wasn't as good unfortunately.
- What do you consider the most important part of a fun league experience?
For myself it's winning, but more realistically it's being inclusive. You don't know what other people are going through and for some the SHL is an escape and potentially one of the best parts of their day. So while winning is important, it shouldn't be at the expense of others.
- What’s your favorite Pokemon? Why?
I'm a fan of the original 150 and my favorite is probably pidgeotto. Dude had some flair.
- What video games do you play?
Lately I've been grinding out the odd RPG. Finished Mass Effect 1 and 2 earlier this year and jumped over to the Switch to play BotW and the remake of Links Awakening. Beat those as well and now I'm trying Tunic.
- If you were to choose a breed of dog you would most likely be, what would it be and why?
Probably a Lab. I'm chill and loyal. And I like to eat haha.
- Recreates: Who was your last player? Elias Kierkegaard
- Full Discord Username (including the hashtag and numbers): CountChocula#7799
- How many hours a week do you usually have free? (ie. 1, 3, 6+, etc.)
10
- Is water wet?
It’s moist
- What made you join the SHL?
I like hockey irl
- What are your general expectations of your juniors career? Are you looking for a long and successful career as a junior player, or are you hoping to be called up to the big leagues as soon as possible?
I want to smash all the records
- If you can pick any SHL players who have ever played, what does your dream starting line up look like?
Kristian Eriksson - Chester Cunningham- Jordan Nugent Hopkins - Chris Partlow- Lance Uppercut - Dymo Ranjan.
Have you ever heard about Kelowna before joining this league?
Yes
- How do you feel about walruses?
I don’t like fatties.
- What is your favorite hockey memory? If you don’t have one, feel free to make up something completely fictional.
Anaheim Ducks winning the cup
- Any hobbies you’ve been into lately?
Paint balling, hockey
- What is the best book you have read and why? (Comics included)
Lord of the rings
- What do you consider the most important part of a fun league experience?
A fun locker room
- What’s your favorite Pokemon? Why?
Gengar, because he’s mischievous.
- What video games do you play?
LoL, Mount and Blade, Shadow of War
- If you were to choose a breed of dog you would most likely be, what would it be and why?
- Full Discord Username (including the hashtag and numbers): Swegkingu#0666
SMJHL GM Questions (14 Questions):
Code:
- How many hours a week do you usually have free? (ie. 1, 3, 6+, etc.)
too many but still not enough
- Is water wet?
I hope not he deserves to be dehydrated.
- What made you join the SHL?
Fun stuff
- What are your general expectations of your juniors career? Are you looking for a long and successful career as a junior player, or are you hoping to be called up to the big leagues as soon as possible?
4 seasons probably? I don't know what people usually do right now.
- If you can pick any SHL players who have ever played, what does your dream starting line up look like?
Zanarkand Abes - Luke Fleming - Dick Skillstedt
Disisde Dayudie - Sesugh Uhaa
Robert Andersson
- Have you ever heard about Kelowna before joining this league?
- How do you feel about walruses?
Ugly
- What is your favorite hockey memory? If you don’t have one, feel free to make up something completely fictional.
Skellefteå AIK buttmupping Luleå in 4 straight games in the SHL finals.
- Any hobbies you’ve been into lately?
Victoria 3 goes skrrrrrt
- What is the best book you have read and why? (Comics included)
One piece.
- What do you consider the most important part of a fun league experience?
Addiction is not fun
- What’s your favorite Pokemon? Why?
Lopunny for obvious reasons.
- What video games do you play?
Victoria 3 goes skrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt
- If you were to choose a breed of dog you would most likely be, what would it be and why?
mastiff for obvious reasons.
Bonk Registered
S25, S37 Challenge Cup Champion and a pretty pretty princess
- Full Discord Username (including the hashtag and numbers):
bonk#8328
SMJHL GM Questions (14 Questions):
How many hours a week do you usually have free? (ie. 1, 3, 6+, etc.)
Depends on the week 4-5 hours generally speaking
- Is water wet?
Yes
- What made you join the SHL?
Esa and it looked fun
- What are your general expectations of your juniors career?
Play some games
Are you looking for a long and successful career as a junior player, or are you hoping to be called up to the big leagues as soon as possible?
I will do what makes most sense for the teams that have rights to me
- If you can pick any SHL players who have ever played, what does your dream starting line up look like?
Jason Visser
Big Manius
Esa Anirkkanen
Alonzo Garbanzo
Jeff Dar
Hunter Wong
- Have you ever heard about Kelowna before joining this league?
No
- How do you feel about walruses?
They are impressive
- What is your favorite hockey memory? If you don’t have one, feel free to make up something completely fictional.
Meeting Gordie Howe
- Any hobbies you’ve been into lately?
Video games, fishing
- What is the best book you have read and why? (Comics included)
“You get so alone at times that it just makes sense” I love Bukowski, it is quick lite read.
- What do you consider the most important part of a fun league experience?
Rewarding box scores
- What’s your favorite Pokemon? Why?
None, no interest
- What video games do you play?
Madden, NHL 22
- If you were to choose a breed of dog you would most likely be, what would it be and why?
Bulldog. I like them
- Recreates: Who was your last player? Ambacas Cuddles (Terry Leviathan S66-S67)
- First-Gens: How did you find the site? Recreate
- Full Discord Username (including the hashtag and numbers): trella#0008
- How many hours a week do you usually have free? (ie. 1, 3, 6+, etc.) usually 6+ im a loser
- Is water wet? Maybe?
- What made you join the SHL? I like hockey and role playing
- What are your general expectations of your juniors career? Are you looking for a long and successful career as a junior player, or are you hoping to be called up to the big leagues as soon as possible? Just wanna have a good time and chill.
- If you can pick any SHL players who have ever played, what does your dream starting line up look like? I like this question a lot. I would say:
Chris York - Jason Visser - Teddy Cuddles
Alonzo Garbanzo - Tor Tuck
Tommy Tuck
- Have you ever heard about Kelowna before joining this league? Nope
- How do you feel about walruses? Pretty cool animals. Still mad that mills sniped WALRUS WALRUS as my IA backup a few seasons ago
- What is your favorite hockey memory? If you don’t have one, feel free to make up something completely fictional. Bruins 2011 cup win
- Any hobbies you’ve been into lately? Joined a rock climbing gym recently its pretty fun
- What is the best book you have read and why? (Comics included) I dont know how to read
- What do you consider the most important part of a fun league experience? Meeting new people
- What’s your favorite Pokemon? Why? Lapras. I always thought he was so cool when ash rode him in the anime and i loved to use the gift lapras in Fire Red/Leaf Green
- What video games do you play? I play a lot of Paradox games (EU4, CK3, etc) I like the nhl series but i wont be buying NHL 23. I also like laid back games like Stardew, Animal Crossing, Minecraft, things like that.
- If you were to choose a breed of dog you would most likely be, what would it be and why? Golden Retriever they just seem so happy and chill
- Recreates: Who was your last player?
My last player was Merlin Metzler, but you're more likely to know his uncle Alexis Metzler.
- First-Gens: How did you find the site?
The S31 Reddit draft.
- Full Discord Username (including the hashtag and numbers):
Avakael#0891
- How many hours a week do you usually have free? (ie. 1, 3, 6+, etc.)
My weekends are usually free, so plenty.
- Is water wet?
Sure.
- What made you join the SHL?
Boredom.
- What are your general expectations of your juniors career? Are you looking for a long and successful career as a junior player, or are you hoping to be called up to the big leagues as soon as possible?
I'm aware of the score and that I'm likely to be in the J for at least 3 or 4 seasons.
- If you can pick any SHL players who have ever played, what does your dream starting line up look like?
Esa Anrikkanen - Jason Visser - VLAD McZehrl
Alexis Metzler - Alonzo Garbanzo
Cedric Robinson
- Have you ever heard about Kelowna before joining this league?
No
- How do you feel about walruses?
They exist
- What is your favorite hockey memory? If you don’t have one, feel free to make up something completely fictional.
2014 Stanley Cup Playoffs, Minnesota v Colorado, G3 Mikael Granlund game winner.
- Any hobbies you’ve been into lately?
No
- What is the best book you have read and why? (Comics included)
probably harry potter
- What do you consider the most important part of a fun league experience?
shitposting
- What’s your favorite Pokemon? Why?
Ninjask, take Speed Boost special ability, Swords Dance, and then any mix of Giga Drain, Shadow Ball, Slash, Night Slash, Aerial Ace, Bug Buzz.
- What video games do you play?
solitaire
- If you were to choose a breed of dog you would most likely be, what would it be and why?
pembroke welsh corgi
- Recreates: Who was your last player?
James Ronlain
- First-Gens: How did you find the site?
N/A
- Full Discord Username (including the hashtag and numbers):
Rankle#0693
- How many hours a week do you usually have free? (ie. 1, 3, 6+, etc.)
5-10
- Is water wet?
Yes
- What made you join the SHL?
I liked Be A Pro in chel and this seems like another version of that i guess
- What are your general expectations of your juniors career? Are you looking for a long and successful career as a junior player, or are you hoping to be called up to the big leagues as soon as possible?
3-4 seasons, maybe a cup if im lucky.
- If you can pick any SHL players who have ever played, what does your dream starting line up look like?
11-12-2022, 07:13 PM(This post was last modified: 11-12-2022, 07:15 PM by AgentSmith630. Edited 2 times in total.)
- Player Name:
Johnny Wagner-Svenson
- Position:
Right Wing
- Recreate or First-Gen?:
Recreate
- Recreates: Who was your last player?:
Rikard Bjerg
- First-Gens: How did you find the site?
- Full Discord Username (including the hashtag and numbers):
AgentSmith#7472
- How many hours a week do you usually have free? (ie. 1, 3, 6+, etc.):
24-48, idk, it's a lot
- Is water wet?:
Sure, why not
- What made you join the SHL?:
I blame @sve7en and @Faelax
- What are the general expectations of your junior's career? Are you looking for a long and successful career as a junior player, or are you hoping to be called up to the big leagues as soon as possible?
I don't have any expectations coming into it. I want to be a goal-scorer, but I'm happy doing whatever. I already did the whole defensive-defenseman thing with Bjerg, so I'd like to stay away from that as much as possible.
- If you can pick any SHL players who have ever played, what does your dream starting lineup look like?
IDK enough of the old players, so I'm gonna pick from people I know
Jimmy Wagner - Henrik Lekburg Osterman - Sven Svenson
Rikard Bjerg - Alex Petrenko
Nicolae Antonescu
- Have you ever heard about Kelowna before joining this league?
Before the league, no.
- How do you feel about walruses?
Walruses are great
- What is your favorite hockey memory? If you don’t have one, feel free to make up something completely fictional.
Going to the finals with MET in S55. I don't follow hockey outside the SHL.
- Any hobbies you’ve been into lately?
Disc golf, video games like LoL, CS:GO, etc.
- What is the best book you have read and why? (Comics included)
My favorite series is the Wheel of Time series, followed very closely by the Stormlight Archives
- What do you consider the most important part of a fun league experience?
Good teammates and a locker room that has fun, even if the team is struggling on the ice
- What’s your favorite Pokemon? Why?
Breloom, idk why it's my favorite, it's just neat.
- What video games do you play?
LoL, CS:GO, Stellaris, Factorio, World of Warships, Stardew Valley, Prison Architect, Elite: Dangerous, Satisfactory
- If you were to choose a breed of dog you would most likely be, what would it be and why?
Probably an Australian Shepherd. They're just beautiful and incredibly smart dogs
11-12-2022, 11:27 PM(This post was last modified: 11-12-2022, 11:34 PM by RTR. Edited 1 time in total.)
- Player Name
Kool-Aid McKinstry
- Position
LW
- Recreate or First-Gen?
I think I’m a First-Gen.
- How many hours a week do you usually have free? (ie. 1, 3, 6+, etc.)
No idea. Depends on how much work and schoolwork I have.
- Is water wet?
Absolutely.
- What made you join the SHL?
I like the NHL, fantasy sports, and screwing around on the internet.
- What are your general expectations of your juniors career? Are you looking for a long and successful career as a junior player, or are you hoping to be called up to the big leagues as soon as possible?
I don’t have any expectations, but I would like for my player to be good. I can’t imagine this game is fun if your player sucks.
- If you can pick any SHL players who have ever played, what does your dream starting line up look like?
I don’t know a single SHL player.
- Have you ever heard about Kelowna before joining this league?
Yes, it’s the capitol of Russia.
- First-Gens: How did you find the site?
I honestly don’t remember. Created my account a few years ago and always remembered the site. Had planned to play for some time.
- Full Discord Username (including the hashtag and numbers)
Kool-Aid#0547
- How do you feel about walruses?
They’re ugly but deserve to be more than Orca food.
- What is your favorite hockey memory? If you don’t have one, feel free to make up something completely fictional.
Gordon Bombay schooling that Iceland dude, one-on-one, before the cheapshot stick to the back of the knee.
- Any hobbies you’ve been into lately?
I’m trying to improve the golf game.
- What is the best book you have read and why? (Comics included)
Either ‘Manhunt’ or ‘Agent Zig-Zag’ because I’m a history buff.
- What do you consider the most important part of a fun league experience?
This is a website so, I would say it is, overall, entertaining enough to make me want to come back.
- What’s your favorite Pokemon? Why?
I don’t do Pokémon.
- What video games do you play?
I don’t play video games anymore. When I did, I was big into GTA, Madden, and NHL.
- If you were to choose a breed of dog you would most likely be, what would it be and why?
Golden Retrievers. They’re the best dogs. Friendly and loyal.
- Recreates: Who was your last player? Oh god. I can't remember.
- First-Gens: How did you find the site? n/a, but Google.
- Full Discord Username (including the hashtag and numbers): KWally#1313
- How many hours a week do you usually have free? (ie. 1, 3, 6+, etc.) 6+
- Is water wet? No, but I am.
- What made you join the SHL? Corey's flow.
- What are your general expectations of your juniors career? Are you looking for a long and successful career as a junior player, or are you hoping to be called up to the big leagues as soon as possible? To score lots of goals and not re-create for another four years.
- If you can pick any SHL players who have ever played, what does your dream starting line up look like? Bananov, Lundberg, Maple, Weber, Sato and Carpet... Absolute fire.
- Have you ever heard about Kelowna before joining this league? Negative, I had not.
- How do you feel about walruses? Well that damn Walrus is amazeballs.
- What is your favorite hockey memory? Watching my son score the gamewinner in a title game.
- Any hobbies you’ve been into lately? iRacing... all day... oh and Civ6.
- What is the best book you have read and why? Any WWII history book... I love studying war history as much as derived from conflict.
- What do you consider the most important part of a fun league experience? Positive locker room atmosphere.
- What’s your favorite Pokemon? No clue... I don't play pokemon... eeeeeeek
- What video games do you play? MW2, Civ6 and iRacing!
- If you were to choose a breed of dog you would most likely be, what would it be and why? Husky... They are so beautiful, plus they scare the shit out of me.
- Recreates: Who was your last player? Nichael Fitted / Backup Goaltender / Tom Fiddler
- First-Gens: How did you find the site? Reddit
- Full Discord Username (including the hashtag and numbers): PremierBromanov#5260
SMJHL GM Questions (14 Questions):
- How many hours a week do you usually have free? (ie. 1, 3, 6+, etc.) 4-8 hours
- Is water wet? Sure
- What made you join the SHL? I wanted to do something long term like dynasty fantasy, but I like this better
- What are your general expectations of your juniors career? Are you looking for a long and successful career as a junior player, or are you hoping to be called up to the big leagues as soon as possible? 4 full seasons, going for cup wins, and hopefully topping the index.
- If you can pick any SHL players who have ever played, what does your dream starting line up look like? Fitted - Fiddler - Rankle. The underdogs.
- Have you ever heard about Kelowna before joining this league? Not even a little bit
- How do you feel about walruses? bad. Ugly.
- What is your favorite hockey memory? If you don’t have one, feel free to make up something completely fictional. Going to the Joe to see the red wings' last home playoff win before the new arena went up (and last home playoff win since)
- Any hobbies you’ve been into lately? I wanna get a bow to practice in my backyard. Ive been learning to grow food, and hopefully doing goats next spring
- What is the best book you have read and why? (Comics included) Midnight Tides by Steven Eriksson OR Watchmen
- What do you consider the most important part of a fun league experience? An active locker room and live participation during key games
- What’s your favorite Pokemon? Why? Voltorb. Easy to draw.
- What video games do you play? WoW, Factorio, Rocket League (Diamond 3 3v3s)
- If you were to choose a breed of dog you would most likely be, what would it be and why? A cat. Because they are better.
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