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S68 mPT #5: Defeat the Grinch
Offline leviadan
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#1
12-19-2022, 01:13 AM

The Grinch has come in the night to steal your snoofs, tringlers, fuzzles, pantookas, dafflers, and wuzzles... also all of your money.
Your task: Tell me how you fend off The Grinch.  
25 words minimum!
You will receive 1 TPE for fulfilling all requirements.
This PT will close Sunday, December 25th at 11:59pm PST. Posts submitted/edited after the deadline will receive 0 tpe.
If you have any questions/concerns, please PM me. Tasks with malicious intent will not be graded. Graders reserve the right to determine what is malicious. You will not be warned.
This PT is for SHL players and send downs only; it is not for SMJHL Rookies.

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Offline hotdog
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#2
12-19-2022, 01:15 AM

mmmmmmm grinch feet :lickylicky:

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Offline Jayba1t
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#3
12-19-2022, 01:17 AM

We fight off the Grinch with a Micool is gonna win the cup chant, this chant is so powerful that it scares off the Grinch and makes it say Micool will win the cup

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#4
12-19-2022, 01:18 AM

Justin Time's plan to fend off the Grinch is to trick him into stealing his Christmas tree, then dump all of his useless goalie TPE on him, crushing him under the weight of PTs that don't help me.

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#5
12-19-2022, 01:22 AM

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Your task: Tell me how you fend off The Grinch. 

I will fend off The Grinch this Christmas by playing some wicked beats on my DJ turntable to make him go away. I will make sure to have it on super loud volume. 

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#6
12-19-2022, 01:33 AM

I watched Klaus last night, so I'm going to take a page out of that book. I'll replace all the presents with fakes made of firewood and let the Grinch steal those, then have a happy family Christmas with the real ones.

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Offline efischermann
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#7
12-19-2022, 01:43 AM

It is easy to defeat the Grinch. He hates his feet being tickled. When he is in the middle of stealing my stuff I would just sneak up behind him and tickle his feet. He would be gone in a flash!



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Offline .Laser
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#8
12-19-2022, 02:12 AM

I would fend off the grinch by simply not sleeping. I have a fucked sleep schedule anyway, so I will celebrate Christmas all by my lonesome watching my favorite youtubers' end of year videos.

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#9
12-19-2022, 02:34 AM

It all really depends on when I get to battle the grinch if I'm battling him right off the hop like the first few minutes into the movies I bring like fifty children with me, maybe a few more but I think fifty should do the trick and then all at once the children and I rush the Grinch and smother him with our undying love because yknow he doesn't like that and I feel like we can take him out in a peaceful way.

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Offline Carpy48
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#10
12-19-2022, 04:04 AM

We'll invite a team full of unshowered, sweaty hockey players after a game into our home (while not being home at that time of course) and then good luck with all that smell, Grinch. That should work.

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#11
12-19-2022, 05:45 AM

I don't know what Grinch is but maybe it would help if mr. Salming would just tell him to go away. A diplomatic discussion is always a good choice to solve problems.

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Offline Caylon
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#12
12-19-2022, 05:50 AM

Channeling the power of Radko Gudas and using my stick as a lumberjack to end the Grinch, Skyrim intro style. Seems like it would be a pretty easy way to make sure it's done with. Not to mention, you only really get a slap on the wrist from the league for doing so!
Offline Opera_Phantom
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#13
12-19-2022, 05:57 AM

Just get the dude damn drunk everyone. Drunkenness' brings the best out of everyone, it is documented. How many times have you heard "he's really nice and kind when he is 3 bottles of wine deep?"
Offline Aneeqs
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#14
12-19-2022, 06:51 AM

The grinch and I would have to talk it out over a nice glass of wine and some butterzopf. Once zou get t o know the grinch, he's a pretty swell individual
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#15
12-19-2022, 07:17 AM

To fend off the grinch, all I need to do would be to play good as goalie, which makes me happy, and the grinch hates people being happy.

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