I am going to put on all of my goalie gear and hide behind the couch and wait for the Grinch to come inside to steal all my stuff. Then I am going to beat the shit out of him using my hockey stick because no one steals BASE PACK's stuff.

With my trusty high capacity shotgun.
My Beretta 1301 Tactical can unload 4 rounds in under a second, the grinch (or any home invader for that matter) won't stand a chance and is going to be a new paint job for my wall.

RD | Nathaniel Barca | S68 | 2095 TPE
S67 - MET - 66 GP | 8 G | 19 A | +32 | 111 S | 55 SB | 85 H
S68 - MET - 66 GP | 9 G | 20 A | + 6 | 157 S | 84 SB | 126 H
S69 - MET - 66 GP | 8 G | 27 A | + 22 | 183 S | 67 SB | 95 H
S70 - PHI - 66 GP | 5 G | 25 A | + 49 | 95 S | 47 SB | 65 H
S71 - PHI - 66 GP | 5 G | 28 A | + 35 | 109 S | 47 SB | 63 H
S72 - PHI - 66 GP | 4 G | 20 A | + 39 | 119 S | 47 SB | 67 H
S73 - PHI - 66 GP | 12 G | 24 A | + 40 | 120 S | 65 SB | 68 H
S74 - PHI - 66 GP | 3 G | 27 A | + 31 | 138 S | 60 SB | 61 H
S75 - PHI - 66 GP | 13 G | 46 A | + 59 | 213 S | 115 SB | 61 H
S76 - PHI - 66 GP | 12 G | 29 A | + 9 | 201 S | 103 SB | 56 H
Career Total - 462 GP | 53 G | 199 A | + 262 | 995 S | 484 SB | 441 H



RW | Karl Krashwagen (A) | S50 | 2074 TPE *Retired
Career: 976 GP | 346 G | 431 A | -25 | 2108 H | 1038 SB
S49 - S51 HFX - 150 GP| 47G | 49A | -6 | 309H
S52 WKP - 50 GP| 7G | 17A | -9 | 105H
S53 WKP - 50 GP| 13G | 13A | -16 | 200H
S54 BAP - 50 GP| 12G | 14A | -30 | 112H
S55 BAP - 50 GP| 16G | 14A | -27 | 149H
S56 BAP - 50 GP| 11G | 8A | -25 | 125H
S57 BAP - 66 GP| 12G | 22A | -35 | 144H
S58 BAP - 66 GP| 42G | 29A | +18 | 181H
S59 BAP - 66 GP| 22G | 33A | -12 | 169H
S60 BAP - 66 GP| 37G | 35A | +6 | 156H
S61 BAP - 66 GP| 35G | 50A | +29 | 127H
S62 BAP - 66 GP| 35G | 42A | +45 | 142H
S63 BAP - 66 GP| 29G | 32A | +58 | 91H
S64 BAP - 66 GP| 18G | 41A | +41 | 88H
S65 BAP - 66 GP| 12G | 22A | +9 | 108H
S66 BAP - 66 GP| 24G | 21A | -23 | 91H
S67 BAP - 66 GP| 21G | 38A | -54 | 120H
Career Totals - 976 GP| 346G | 431A | -25 | 2108H
S51 Zach Miller Trophy - Most Dedicated Player (SMJHL)
S58 Ron Mexico Trophy - Most Valuable Player (SHL)
S58 Aidan Richan Trophy - Most Improved Player (SHL)
S58 Jay McDonald Trophy - Most Goals (SHL)
S61 - Nominated Ron Mexico



Management | Hans Hammersmith * Retired
S49 WJC DACH Co-GM | Gold
S50 WJC Germany GM | Quarter Finals
S51 WJC Sweden GM | Silver
S52-S59 HFX/MET Co-GM | 184-236-28 |
S65-S68 MET Co-GM | 143-104-17 | *S67 4 Star Championship

I would build a natural wall of sheep and wool and build a castle that would be impossible to penetrate so he could just never get to me.

Its easy, the best way to fight the grinch, is to not have any present in your house, and if he want to steal money from me, I will help him, because I cant find any either.

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Step 1: I do this thing called, I never climb up Mount Who to begin with, so a confrontation with the Grinch never happens.

Step 2: Use if Step 1 fails, pack some heat.

Fend off? Egli is gonna be right next to him, slithering down your chimney and stealing your shit. Ho ho ho, merry Christmas. Bahumbug. Is this twenty-five words yet?

Honestly, it wouldn't even be that hard. I'd just shoot the fucker. If someone is going to try to ruin Christmas, they're going to get got. Plain and simple.

Joe Kurczewski ll New Orleans Specters GM ll 1679 TPE

Drafted 12th overall by the Calgary Dragons in the S31 SHL Entry Draft
Drafted 22nd Overall to STL in the SMJHL S30 Entry Draft
Named Assistant Captain of the Scarecrows for S30
Named Captain of the Scarecrows for S31 and S32
Won the IIHF Gold Medal with Team USA in S31
Traded to Montreal at the S32 Trade Deadline
Named STL Scarecrows Co-GM
Won the S32 Challenge Cup with the Calgary Dragons
Won the IIHF Gold Medal with Team USA in S34
Won the S39 Four Star Cup as GM of the St. Louis Scarecrows
Won the S40 Challenge Cup with the Calgary Dragons
Won the S40 Ron Mexico Trophy (League MVP as voted by the awards committee)
Won the S40 Sarmad Khan Trophy (League MVP as voted by the players)
Won the IIHF Gold Medal with Team USA in S40.
Won the S42 Challenge Cup with the Calgary Dragons
Won the S42 Jeff Dar Trophy for Best Two-Way Forward
Won the S42 Anton Razov Trophy for Playoff MVP
Won the S44 Four Star Cup as GM of the St. Louis Scarecrows
Traded in the S44/S45 offseason to the Edmonton Blizzard for an S46 1st Round Pick
Won the S45 Challenge Cup with the Edmonton Blizzard
Won the S45 Four Star Cup as GM of the St. Louis Scarerows
Was awarded one of the two expansion franchises for S46 (New Orleans Specters)
 SHL STATS

Regular Season
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S33: 50 GP - 6 G - 9 A - 15 PTS
S34: 50 GP - 14 G - 14 A - 28 PTS
S35: 50 GP - 14 G - 12 A - 26 PTS
S36: 50 GP - 23 G - 29 A - 52 PTS
S37: 50 GP - 28 G - 29 A - 57 PTS
S38: 50 GP - 25 G - 21 A - 46 PTS
S39: 50 GP - 17 G - 30 A - 47 PTS
S40: 50 GP - 29 G - 37 A - 66 PTS
S41: 50 GP - 25 G - 38 A - 63 PTS
S42: 50 GP - 18 G - 35 A - 53 PTS
S43: 50 GP - 17 G - 35 A - 52 PTS
S44: 50 GP - 21 G - 24 A - 45 PTS
S45: 50 GP - 22 G - 37 A - 59 PTS
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Career: 650 GP - 259 G - 350 A - 609 PTS

Playoffs:
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S32: 2 GP - 0 G - 0 A - 0 PTS (Won Challenge Cup)
S33: 16 GP - 6 G - 3 A - 9 PTS (Lost in Cup Final to NEW 4-2)

S34: Did Not Qualify
S35: 13 GP - 7 G - 4 A - 11 PTS (Lost in 2nd Round to POR 4-3)
S36: 11 GP - 5 G - 7 A - 12 PTS (Lost in 2nd Round to TEX 4-0)
S37: 7 GP - 5 G - 8 A - 13 PTS (Lost in 1st Round to SEA 4-3)
S38: 17 GP - 10 G - 11 A - 21 PTS (Lost in Cup Final to MAN 4-2)
S39: 4 GP - 1 G  - 1 A - 2 PTS (Lost in 1st Round to LAP 4-0)
S40: 19 GP - 6 G - 18 A - 24 PTS (Won Challenge Cup)
S41: 6 GP - 3 G - 3 A - 6 PTS (Lost in 1st Round to WPG 4-2)
S42: 16 GP - 10 G - 15 A - 25 PTS (Won Challenge Cup)
S43: 6 GP - 5 G - 3 A - 8 PTS (Lost in 1st Round to WPG 4-2)
S44: 5 GP - 0 G - 2 A - 2 PTS (Lost in 1st Round to EDM 4-1)
S45: 18 GP - 9 G - 10 A - 19 PTS(Won Challenge Cup)
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Totals: 138 GP - 68 G - 84 A - 152 PTS

SMJHL STATS
Regular Season:

S30: 50 GP - 13 G - 13 A - 26 PTS 
S31: 50 GP - 17 G - 21 A - 38 PTS
S32: STL: 42 GP - 14 G - 7 A - 21 PTS
S32: MTL: 8 GP - 2 G - 2 A - 4 PTS 
S32: TOT: 50 GP - 16 G - 9 A - 25 PTS
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Playoffs: 
 
S30: 7GP - 3 G - 3 A - 6 PTS
S31: 4GP - 0 G - 0 A - 0 PTS
S32: 4GP - 3 G - 1 A - 4 PTS


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I fend him off by being the goat no one is this great I simply stared at him he realizes that I am here to end him because I am goat and goat eat grass and grinch made of grass so gody grass grinch done I win one nothing fitting grinch 0

2x 4Star Cup Champ s49 s50

1x commissioners excellence award s 50

Grogu has already demonstrated that he has the ability to use the Force to stop a charging mudhorn, and send a rancor to sleep, so it should be no issues for him to force choke the Grinch into submission.

      S76 SMJHL DRAFT 3RD OVERALL PICK     
        S77 SHL DRAFT 4TH OVERALL PICK         
                     IIHF TEAM NORWAY                      

I will demand a Rock Off challenge like Tenacious D with the Devil and fucking rock is ass out of my home. Even with air guitar with my goalie stick I can beat him.

  
Anthony Dionne || G || Texas Renegades || Peak TPE : 2055
Name: Anthony Dionne
Catch: Right
Height: 6'4''
Weight: 225 lbs
Number: 39
SMJHL Draft: 36e by St Louis Scarecrows
SHL Draft: 12e by Texas Renegades
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SMJHL Regular Season:
S65 to S68 | STL | GP : 175 (89-67-14) | 3.21 GAA | 0.885 SV% | SO : 7
SMJHL Playoffs:
S65 to S68 | STL | GP : 56 (32-20-4) | 2.99 GAA | 0.895 SV% | SO : 5

SHL Regular Season:
S66 to S78 | TEX | GP : 534 (285-194-38) | 3.44 GAA | 0.898 SV% | SO : 28 
SHL Playoffs:
S66 to S78 | TEX | GP : 102 (50-41-10) | 3.82 GAA | 0.890 SV% | SO : 5
World Junior Championship Round Robin:
S64 to S68 | TBI-TNA-CAN | GP : 34 (13-17-3) | 3.56 GAA | 0.904 SV% | SO : 0
World Junior Championship Medals Round:
S66 to S68 | CAN | GP : 9 (6-2-1) | 2.27 GAA | 0.923 SV% | SO : 0 

IIHF Round Robin:

S67 to S78 | CAN | GP : 100 (62-31-5) | 2.51 GAA | 0.915 SV% | SO : 8
IIHF Medals Round:
S67 to S78 | CAN | GP : 19 (12-5-2) | 3.18 GAA | 0.891 SV% | SO : 0

Awards:

S66 IIHF | CAN | Silver Medal
S66-67-68 WJC | CAN | Bronze Medal

S69 IIHF | CAN | Top Goalie of the tournament 

S69 IIHF | CAN | Gold Medal (+ record for most goalie wins in the round robin (11))
S75 IIHF | CAN | Silver Medal 
S75 SHL | TEX | Mike Honcho Award 

S76 IIHF | CAN | Gold Medal

S78 SHL | TEX | Mike Honcho Award 

S78 IIHF | CAN | Gold Medal

  

I fend off the Grinch by using my brand new high precision weapon that will shoot donuts straight into his mouth and force him to eat them until he can’t move anymore.

32 words

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Salzberger Lillehammersson

Anders Christiansen

If the grinch comes to my house and tries to ruin Christmas I would fend him off with a flaming hockey stick. The Grinch better not ruin Christmas, that is my job!

Mick Mayhem Update Thread

The grinch, along with being very anti Christmas, is also extremely homophobic. So naturally @Zombiewolf and I will make out real passionate and sloppy and he'll run away screaming like the fucking bigot he is.

Sigs by Me, Merica, High Stick King, Rum_Ham, Jess, vulfzilla, enigmatic, and Carpy

 

Brian Morley | LAP | S30 Hall of Fame
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CAREER AWARDS/ACCOMPLISHMENTS:
1x Challenge Cup (S17)
2x 1st All-Star Team (S22, S24)
1x 2nd All-Star Team (S23)
1x Sergei Karpotsov Trophy (S22)
2x Jay McDonald Trophy (S22, S24)
2x Damian Littleton Nominee (S21)
2x Ron Mexico Nominee (S22, S23)
2x Jeff Dar Nominee (S23, S24)
First, second and fifth most goals in a season in the 52 game era
Second most points in a season in the 52 game era
Second most goals by a player in Los Angeles Panthers franchise history
Second most points by a player in Los Angeles Panthers franchise history
Most goals, assists and points by a player drafted in S14
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CAREER STATS:
758 GP:  265 Goals, 328 Assists, 593 Points

Chimkin Wing | Right Wing | Retired Beef Cake
Jersey Number: 35
Height: 6ft 8in
Weight: 225 lbs
Birthplace: Zrenjanin, Serbia
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Signed as a free agent in S55 with the Anchorage Armada
Drafted 47th overall in the S56 SHL draft by the Buffalo Stampede
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SMJHL REGULAR SEASON STATS:
S55: GP: 10 | W: 5 | L: 4 | OTL: 0 | GAA: 2.31 | SV%: .910 | SO: 1
S56: GP: 26 | W: 12 L: 8 | OTL: 3 | GAA: 2.59 | SV%: .893 | SO: 2
S57: GP: 53 | W: 33 L: 12 | OTL: 7 | GAA: 2.02 | SV%: .920 | SO: 8
S58: GP: 51 | W: 27 L: 22 | OTL: 2 | GAA: 2.11 | SV%: .927 | SO: 8
SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS:
S57: GP: 16 | W: 12 L: 3 | OTL: 1 | GAA: 1.86 | SV%: .926 | SO: 1
S58: GP: 21 | W: 13 L: 7 | OTL: 1 | GAA: 2.56 | SV%: .906 | SO: 0
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SHL REGULAR SEASON STATS:
S58: GP: 3 | W: 2 | L: 0 | OTL: 1 | GAA: 1.95 | SV%: .880 | SO: 1
S59: GP: 66 | G: 8 | A: 26 | P: 34 | +/-: 38 | PIM: 16
S60: GP: 66 | G: 19 | A: 23 | P: 42 | +/-: 32 | PIM: 12
S61: GP: 66 | G: 11 | A: 31 | P: 42 | +/-: 36 | PIM: 38
S62: GP: 66 | G: 4 | A: 38 | P: 42 | +/-: 34 | PIM: 12
S63: GP: 66 | G: 6 | A: 28 | P: 34 | +/-: 7 | PIM: 19
S64: GP: 66 | G: 36 | A: 54 | P: 90 | +/-: 44 | PIM: 16
S65: GP: 66 | G: 44 | A: 41 | P: 85 | +/-: 18 | PIM: 18
S66: GP: 66 | G: 27 | A: 54 | P: 81 | +/-: 12 | PIM: 34
S67: GP: 66 | G: 20 | A: 55 | P: 75 | +/-: -10 | PIM: 44
S68: GP: 66 | G: 33 | A: 57 | P: 90 | +/-: 32 | PIM: 20
S69: GP: 66 | G: 32 | A: 59 | P: 91 | +/-: 31 | PIM: 34
S70: GP: 66 | G: 12 | A: 64 | P: 76 | +/-: 31 | PIM: 26
S71: GP: 66 | G: 23 | A: 38 | P: 61 | +/-: 22 | PIM: 26
S72: GP: 66 | G: 22 | A: 33 | P: 55 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 34
S73: GP: 66 | G: 17 | A: 39 | P: 56 | +/-: 21 | PIM: 20
S74: GP: 66 | G: 29 | A: 38 | P: 67 | +/-: 28 | PIM: 20
TOT: GP: 1056 | G: 343 | A: 678 | P: 1021 | +/-: 376 | PIM: 389
SHL PLAYOFF STATS:
S59: GP: 19 | G: 2 | A: 7 | P: 9 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 4
S60: GP: 22 | G: 6 | A: 15 | P: 21 | +/-: 12 | PIM: 4
S61: GP: 9 | G: 1 | A: 5 | P: 6 | +/-: 7 | PIM: 2
S62: GP: 9 | G: 2 | A: 3 | P: 5 | +/-: 3 | PIM: 2
S63: GP: 12 | G: 1 | A: 4 | P: 5 | +/-: 2 | PIM: 0
S64: GP: 11 | G: 4 | A: 8 | P: 12 | +/-: 2 | PIM: 2
S65: GP: 18 | G: 12 | A: 14 | P: 26 | +/-: 12 | PIM: 0
S66: GP: 16 | G: 4 | A: 9 | P: 13 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 2
S67: GP: 4 | G: 1 | A: 2 | P: 3 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 0
S68: GP: 17 | G: 10 | A: 17 | P: 27 | +/-: 6 | PIM: 10
S69: GP: 4 | G: 1 | A: 4 | P: 5 | +/-: -5 | PIM: 2
S70: GP: 7 | G: 2 | A: 1 | P: 3 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 2
S71: GP: 21 | G: 7 | A: 17 | P: 24 | +/-: 6 | PIM: 4
S72: GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: -4 | PIM: 0
S73: GP: 6 | G: 1 | A: 6 | P: 6 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 2
S74: GP: 9 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: -3 | PIM: 4
TOT: GP: 189 | G: 54 | A: 114 | P: 168 | +/-: 34 | PIM: 40
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AWARDS AND ACCOLADES:
S55 Matt Lewis-Flood Trophy
S57 Four Star Cup Champion
S57 SMJHL Second All Star Team
S57 Brodie Witzel Trophy - Playoffs MVP
S58 SMJHL First All Star Team
S58 Matt Lewis-Flood Trophy
S58 Cedric Robinson Trophy - Best Goalie
S60 Challenge Cup Champion
S64 Named Buffalo Stampede Captain
S64 Aidan Richan Award
S69 SHL All Star
S71 Challenge Cup Champion

Ongo Gablogian, the art collector | RD | Carolina Kraken
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Charmed, I'm sure
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Jersey Number: 0
Height: 4 ft 10in
Weight: 290 lbs
Birthplace: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
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Drafted 8th overall by the Carolina Kraken in S74
Drafted 39th overall by the Buffalo Stampede in S75
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REGULAR SEASON STATS
S74: GP: 66 | G: 3 | A: 22 | P: 25 | +/-: -16 | PIM: 32 | HITS: 109
S75: GP: 66 | G: 8 | A: 18 | P: 26 | +/-: -9 | PIM: 38 | HITS: 126
S76: GP: 66 | G: 6 | A: 25 | P: 31 | +/-: +52 | PIM: 26 | HITS: 112
S77: GP: 66 | G: 13 | A: 37 | P: 50 | +/-: -8 | PIM: 41 | HITS: 120
TOT: GP: 264 | G: 30 | A: 203 | P: 132 | +/-: +19 | PIM:13 | HITS: 112
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PLAYOFF STATS
S74: DNQ
S75: GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 6 | HITS: 22
S76: GP: 20 | G: 0 | A: 11 | P: 11 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 14 | HITS: 43
S77: GP: 11 | G: 2 | A: 7 | P: 9 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 6 | HITS: 14
TOT: GP: 32 | G: 2 | A: 19 | P: 21 | +/-: -3 | PIM: 26  | HITS: 79
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AWARDS AND ACCOLADES
S76 Alex Metzler Award

❤!! RIP to the big homies 701 and Mac !!❤

I switch my public address to an escape room where I lock him in and force him to watch "The Boy in the Striped Pajamas". The negative vibes of the Grinch and the movie should create a rollover of the universe's negative vibe integer, deleting the Grinch from this plane of existance.

----------------------------------★ #30 Jack Ryan ★----------------------------------

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Draft Year: S81
Position: Goaltender
Handedness: Left
Jersey Number: 30
Height: 6ft 1in
Weight: 188 lbs
Birthplace: Baltimore, Maryland, USA
Salary: n/a
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-----------------★ #23 Hải Nam Hoàng ★-----------------

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★ Milestones Reached ★
9/5/22   (S67): 200 TPE reached
9/9/22   (S67): Drafted 33rd Overall to SMJHL, Great Falls (Round 3, Pick 5)
9/12/22  (S67): Signs 4-year contract with GFG, $5 million per ($3M + $2M bonus)
9/19/22  (S67): First SMJHL Point/Goal, 3:07, 3rd Period, for a 3-1 Score (5-1 Final)
10/2/22  (S67): 250 TPE reached
10/17/22 (S67): First SMJHL Playoff Goal, 6:39, 4OT, For a 3-2 Win (Series Tied 1-1)
11/5/22  (S68): Drafted 21st Overall to SHL, Minnesota (Round 2, Pick 1)
11/9/22  (S67): Signs 3-year contract with MIN, $3 million per (ELC)
11/15/22 (S67): 300 and 350 TPE reached
11/27/22 (S68): 50th SMJHL Point
11/29/22 (S68): 1st SMJHL Hat Trick
11/31/22 (S68): 400 TPE reached
12/5/22  (S68): New SMJHL Career High in Points and Goals (40P, 21G, 19A)
1/5/23   (S68): Named S68 GFG Team MVP
1/5/23   (S68): Named to S68 All-Star Team
1/16/23  (S69): 500 TPE Reached
1/16/23  (S69): 100 SMJHL Points Reached
1/24/23  (S69): 550 TPE Reached
2/20/23  (S69): 600 TPE Reached
3/5/23   (S69): Named to S69 All-Star Team
3/7/23   (S69): Named to S69 WJC Team World Roster
3/20/23  (S70): 700 TPE Reached
4/22/23  (S70): 750 TPE Reached
5/22/23  (S70): 800 and 850 TPE Reached
6/3/23   (S70): 900 TPE Reached
7/7/23   (S71): Signs 3-year contract worth $13 million
7/30/23  (S71): 950, 1000, and 1050 TPE Reached
8/10/23  (S72): 100th SHL Point, 12:06, 1st Period, for a 1-3 Score (6-4 Final)
8/10/23  (S72): First 4-Point SHL Game
9/21/23  (S73): 1200 TPE Reached
11/12/23 (S73): 1250, 1300, and 1350 TPE Reached
12/2/23  (S74): 1400 TPE Reached
12/25/23 (S74): 1450 TPE Reached
1/15/24  (S74): 1500 TPE Reached
1/24/24  (S74): 1550 TPE Reached
2/10/24  (S75): 1600 TPE Reached
3/2/24   (S75): 1650 TPE Reached
3/20/24  (S75): 1700 TPE Reached
3/29/24  (S76): 1750 TPE Reached
4/2/24   (S76): 1800 TPE Reached
4/2/24   (S76): Career Best in Assists, Points (52 A, 87 P)
4/2/24   (S76): League Leader in Faceoff % 3 Years in a Row
6/19/24  (S77): 5-Point Game vs. Calgary (Personal Best)
7/5/24   (S77): Career Best in Assists, Points (66 A, 103 P)
7/13/24  (S77): Career Best Playoff Performance (7G, 8A in 12 GP)
7/20/24  (S77): Nominated for Jeff Dar Award (Two Way Forward)
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Draft Year: S68
Position: Left Wing/Center
Handedness: Right
Jersey Number: 23
Height: 5ft 9in
Weight: 151 lbs
Birthplace: Buôn Đôn District, Viet Nam
Salary: $6,000,000 to MIN (2 years remain)
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★ TPE Tracker ★
1715
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★ Career Stats - Regular Season ★
(S67) [SMJHL, Great Falls | 66 GP | 22 G | 15 A | 37 PTS  | -22 +/- | 71 GR] [TPE High: 269]
(S68) [SMJHL, Great Falls | 66 GP | 31 G | 28 A | 59 PTS  | -14 +/- | 76 GR] [TPE High: 350]
(S69) [SMJHL, Great Falls | 66 GP | 29 G | 55 A | 87 PTS  |  24 +/- | 74 GR] [TPE High: 425]
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(S70) [SHL, Minnesota     | 66 GP | 21 G | 25 A |  46 PTS | -28 +/- | 69 GR] [TPE High: 734]
(S71) [SHL, Minnesota     | 66 GP | 19 G | 19 A |  38 PTS | -33 +/- | 69 GR] [TPE High: 946]
(S72) [SHL, Minnesota     | 66 GP | 20 G | 29 A |  49 PTS | -27 +/- | 72 GR] [TPE High: 1103]
(S73) [SHL, Minnesota     | 66 GP | 38 G | 37 A |  73 PTS |  7  +/- | 73 GR] [TPE High: 1251]
(S74) [SHL, Minnesota     | 66 GP | 47 G | 34 A |  81 PTS |  12 +/- | 73 GR] [TPE High: 1458]
(S75) [SHL, Minnesota     | 66 GP | 34 G | 32 A |  66 PTS |  -8 +/- | 73 GR] [TPE High: 1615]
(S76) [SHL, Minnesota     | 66 GP | 35 G | 52 A |  87 PTS | -10 +/- | 76 GR] [TPE High: 1790]
(S77) [SHL, Minnesota     | 66 GP | 37 G | 66 A | 103 PTS |  13 +/- | 75 GR] [TPE High: 1772]
(S78) [SHL, Minnesota     | 66 GP | 22 G | 47 A |  66 PTS | -30 +/- | 71 GR] [TPE High: 1710]
(S79) [SHL, Minnesota     | 66 GP | 18 G | 41 A |  59 PTS |  2  +/- | 69 GR] [TPE High: 1593]
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★ Career Stats - Playoffs ★
(S67) [SMJHL, Great Falls | 6 GP  | 3 G  | 1 A  | 4 PTS   | -6 +/-  | 72 GR] [TPE High: 279]
(S69) [SMJHL, Great Falls | 7 GP  | 3 G  | 7 A  | 10 PTS  | -2 +/-  | 76 GR] [TPE High: 450]
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(S70) [SHL, Minnesota     | 4 GP  | 1 G  | 2 A  | 3 PTS   | -3 +/-  | 63 GR] [TPE High: 773]
(S73) [SHL, Minnesota     | 5 GP  | 2 G  | 3 A  | 5 PTS   | 0 +/-   | 70 GR] [TPE High: 1251]
(S74) [SHL, Minnesota     | 4 GP  | 2 G  | 2 A  | 4 PTS   | -4 +/-  | 67 GR] [TPE High: 1458]
(S75) [SHL, Minnesota     | 6 GP  | 2 G  | 4 A  | 6 PTS   | -3 +/-  | 74 GR] [TPE High: 1615]
(S76) [SHL, Minnesota     | 7 GP  | 2 G  | 1 A  | 3 PTS   | -4 +/-  | 72 GR] [TPE High: 1790]
(S77) [SHL, Minnesota     | 12 GP | 7 G  | 8 A  | 15 PTS  | -4 +/-  | 73 GR] [TPE High: 1790]
(S78) [SHL, Minnesota     | 5 GP  | 1 G  | 2 A  | 3 PTS   | -2 +/-  | 60 GR] [TPE High: 1710]

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★ Career Stats - International ★
(S67) [WJC, ICE           | 12 GP | 5 G  |  8 A | 13 PTS  | -2 +/-  | 67 GR] [TPE High: 279]
(S68) [WJC, ICE           | 12 GP | 5 G  |  8 A | 13 PTS  | -1 +/-  | 76 GR] [TPE High: 350]
(S69) [WJC, World         | 12 GP | 3 G  |  5 A | 8 PTS   | -5 +/-  | 68 GR] [TPE High: 425]
(S70) [IIHF, Japan        | 12 GP | 1 G  |  0 A | 1 PTS   | 2 +/-   | 62 GR] [TPE High: 774]
(S71) [IIHF, Japan        | 12 GP | 1 G  |  2 A | 3 PTS   | 4 +/-   | 61 GR] [TPE High: 938]
(S72) [IIHF, Japan        | 12 GP | 0 G  |  3 A | 3 PTS   | 3 +/-   | 60 GR] [TPE High: 1103]
(S73) [IIHF, Japan        | 12 GP | 3 G  |  3 A | 6 PTS   | -1 +/-  | 64 GR] [TPE High: 1251]
(S74) [IIHF, Japan        | 12 GP | 3 G  |  6 A | 9 PTS   | -1 +/-  | 76 GR] [TPE High: 1540]
(S75) [IIHF, Japan        | 12 GP | 5 G  |  9 A | 14 PTS  | 3 +/-   | 79 GR] [TPE High: 1615]
(S76) [IIHF, Japan        | 12 GP | 6 G  | 11 A | 17 PTS  | 4 +/-   | 77 GR] [TPE High: 1790]
(S77) [IIHF, Japan        | 12 GP | 5 G  |  5 A | 10 PTS  | 6 +/-   | 75 GR] [TPE High: 1772]
(S78) [IIHF, Japan        | 12 GP | 6 G  |  5 A | 11 PTS  | 8 +/-   | 80 GR] [TPE High: 1710]
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★ Career Stats - Totals ★
[SMJHL, Great Falls (Regular Season)| 198 GP |  83 G | 100 A | 183 PTS | -12 +/- | 74 GR]
[SMJHL, Great Falls (Playoffs)      |  13 GP |   6 G |   8 A |  14 PTS |  -8 +/- | 74 GR]
[WJC, ICE, World (Round Robin)      |  36 GP |  13 G |  21 A |  34 PTS |  -8 +/- | 71 GR]
[WJC, ICE, World (Tournament)       |   5 GP |   1 G |   4 A |   5 PTS |   1 +/- | 70 GR]
[SHL, Minnesota (Regular Season)    | 660 GP | 291 G | 380 A | 671 PTS |-102 +/- | 71 GR]
[SHL, Minnesota (Playoffs)          |  43 GP |  17 G |  22 A |  39 PTS | -16 +/- | 68 GR]
[IIHF, Japan (Round Robin)          | 108 GP |  30 G |  44 A |  74 PTS |  28 +/- | 70 GR]
[IIHF, Japan (Tournament)           |  15 GP |   3 G |   9 A |  12 PTS |  -5 +/- | 69 GR]




-------------★ Eddie - Management Career ★-------------

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★ Milestones Reached ★
12/20/22 (S68): Hired To WJC, GM of Team ICE
1/10/23  (S68): First WJC Win (8-4 Win over DACH)
1/14/23  (S68): Finished 5th in the Tournament Stage
5/16/23  (S70): Longest Tenure as ICE GM Reached (3 Seasons)
5/16/23  (S70): Nominated for S70 Elias Armia Award
5/16/23  (S70): Franchise Record for Wins in Round Robin Play Broken (WJC, ICE, 6)
5/24/23  (S70): Win Bronze Medal in 2-1 OT Game vs. Finland (First in ICE History)
7/7/23   (S71): Hired To WJC, GM of Team United States
8/22/23  (S71): Win Gold Medal in 5-2 Game vs. British Isles
10/29/23 (S73): Rehired To WJC, Co-GM of Team United States
12/2/23  (S73): Win Gold Medal in 3-2 Game vs. Rhine
12/2/23  (S73): Won S73 Gunnar Söderberg Award (shared with Cloud_Robot)
12/18/23 (S74): Hired as Minnesota Monarchs Co-GM
2/5/24   (S75): First SHL Win (8-4 Win over EDM)
2/17/24  (S75): Hired as Minnesota Monarchs Interim GM
3/1/24   (S75): Hired as Minnesota Monarchs Head GM
3/1/24   (S75): First Playoff Appearence Clinched
4/2/24   (S76): Second Playoff Appearence Clinched
6/27/24  (S77): Third Playoff Appearence Clinched
7/10/24  (S77): First Series Win Since S48 (4-3 Series Win over NOLA)
7/4/24   (S78): Fourth Playoff Appearence Clinched
11/9/24  (S79): Fifth Playoff Appearence Clinched
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★ Career Record ★
(S68) [WJC, ICE          | 4 W  | 7 L  | 1 OTL | 13 PTS | 8th in Round Robin | 5th in Tournament Play]
(S69) [WJC, ICE          | 0 W  | 11 L | 1 OTL | 1 PT   |10th in Round Robin | Did Not Participate]
(S70) [WJC, ICE          | 7 W  | 5 L  | 0 OTL | 20 PTS | 4th in Round Robin | 3rd in Tournament Play]

(S71) [WJC, United States| 10 W | 1 L  | 1 OTL | 29 PTS | 1st in Round Robin | 1st in Tournament Play]
(S72) [WJC, United States| 7 W  | 5 L  | 0 OTL | 20 PTS | 5th in Round Robin | 1st in Tournament Play]
(S75) [SHL, Minnesota    | 26 W | 36 L | 4 OTL | 56 PTS | 15th in Reg. Season| Out in Conf. Quarter.]
(S76) [SHL, Minnesota    | 31 W | 32 L | 3 OTL | 65 PTS | 13th in Reg. Season| Out in Conf. Quarter.]
(S77) [SHL, Minnesota    | 40 W | 21 L | 5 OTL | 85 PTS | 6th in Reg. Season | Out in Conf. Semis.]
(S78) [SHL, Minnesota    | 27 W | 32 L | 4 OTL | 61 PTS | 13th in Reg. Season| Out in Conf. Quarter.]
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★ Career Stats - Totals ★
[WJC, ICE, United States | 28 W | 28 L | 3 OTL  | 2 Gold | 0 Silver | 1 Bronze]
[SHL, Minnesota          | 125 W | 125 L | 16 OTL  | 0 GM Awards | 0 President's Trophies | 0 Challenge Cups ]
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I would gather the team around a large christmas tree and begin singing to let him know that christmas isn't about the material things or watever

9gag pretty lit tho