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S68 mPT #5: Defeat the Grinch

I don't fend off the Grinch, I let him do all his mischief and then save the day afterwards and be the hero of the people. This way everyone knows who is the best and that is me. I am the best for getting Christmas back.

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You do not fend off the grinch, you endorse the grinch. With endorsing the grinch, you will in the end get the grinch enlightment and have a life changing moment with opening your heart to others.

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As a fellow furry creature (not like that!!!) Munko can paint himself green and disguise himself as a grinch as the grinch will not steal from himself. Then he will go and engage in appropriately grinchy activities.

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I fend off the Grinch by laying a garbage trap out in the back yard. He loves to munch of empty beer bottles and I’m good at making those. You can make a good buck selling tickets to see a live captured Grinch.

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I fend off the Grinch by using my Stugna-P anti tank guided missile system that is made in Ukraine and is now currently ripping Russia a new one.

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Well at first I'd try a diplomatic approach but would also try to place some booby traps so that no one gets to steal anything like hockey skates that would come down if the trigger is triggered.

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in all honesty i would not want to defeat the grinch i would join forces with the grinch - if i needed to defeat it, it would be easy for me since I am a the grinch so i could just think like a grinch (i.e., myself) and figure out how to beat myself no problem

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I would defend my horde with one of those hot dog firing guns and once I hit him with a few well aimed weiners I bet he'd change his tune.

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Just find Marty McSorley and tell him that it's Donald Brashere inside a Grinch suit. One two handed axe chop later and we won't be worrying about the Grinch anymore.

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War crimes, thats how we fend off the grinch. You think you can come in here and ruin Christmas? Theres a hsotgun, a flame thrower, and a grenade disguised as a can of spam waiting for you

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To fend off the grinch, Nevek Kove will, without a doubt, ask his best friend Superb Owl to help him in that. No one want to mess with the best mascot of the smjhl!

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Easy. Spread as much joy around. And them clock the Grinch in the face with a kick. A front kick right in the mouth. Bon appetit sucker.

The grinch enters my house, he finds me waiting for him. I rip off my shirt to reveal a tank top underneath. With my bare hands, I pummel him and throw him out the door.

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I am going to invite the Grinch over to a Christmas Dinner and have my father in law smother the Grinch with hospitality.  Once there, the Grinch will never be able to get up from the table and I'll be long gone

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The way you fend off the grinch is you put out fake presents for him to steal the night before and after he is gone you bring out the real presents and celebrate.




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