Red Kirkby would have to choose the all time goat of comedy Bill Bailey as his celebrity skate partner. No matter how badly you did at least you'd know that you'd have a hilarious time doing it.

Credit to Ml002, King, Wasty, Carpy, Bruins10, Rum_Ham, Turd Ferguson, Ragnar and Enigmatic for the sigs.


| C | Red Kirkby | Philadelphia | NZ | 1561 |S64-
SMJHL career:
-Picked 29th by ANC in the 63rd SMJHL draft
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SMJHL stats
S63 | GP:66 | G:16 A:15 P:31 | -19 | PIM:16 | H:101 | SB:38
S64 | GP:66 | G:11 A:27 P:38 | -33 | PIM:17 | H:166 | SB:27
S65 | GP:66 | G:15 A:24 P:39 | -20 | PIM:86 | H:118 | SB:23
SMJHL playoff stats
S63 | DNQ
S64 | GP:4 | G:1 A:3 P:4 | -1 | PIM:0 | H:8 | SB:5
S65 | DNQ
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SHL stats
S66 | GP:66 | G:15 A:21 P:36 | -11 | PIM:36 | H:48 | SB:47
S67 | GP:66 | G:33 A:26 P:59 | 27 | PIM:22 | H:81 | SB:42
S68 | GP:66 | G:40 A:34 P:74 | 24 | PIM:44 | H:70 | SB:34
S69 | GP:66 | G:36 A:45 P:81 | 34 | PIM:43 | H:66 | SB:50
S69 | GP:66 | G:63 A:69 P:132 | 62 | PIM:58 | H:96 | SB:57
SHL playoff stats
S66 | GP:7 | G:1 A:4 P:5 | 2 | PIM:4 | H:4 | SB:2
S67 | GP:7 | G:5 A:3 P:8 | -2 | PIM:2 | H:2 | SB:6
S68 | GP:5 | G:1 A:4 P:5 | -3 | PIM: 4 | H:3 | SB:2
S69 | GP:21 | G:16 A:14 P:30 | 15 | PIM:10 | H:15 | SB:13
S69 | GP:18 | G:8 A:19 P:27 | 8 | PIM:18 | H:18 | SB:15


| D | Rex Kirkby | Philadelphia | UK | 2114 TPE peak |S43-S63
SMJHL career:
-Picked 42nd by ANC in the 42nd SMJHL draft
-Traded to St Louis in S43
SHL career:
-Picked 10th by WKP in the 43rd SHL draft
-Traded to New England S53 
-Traded to New Orleans S55
-Free Agent to Atlanta S57
-Traded to Buffalo S59
-Voted to the all rookie team S44
-Won Challenge Cup [48]
-Won Bojo Biscuit Award [49,50,51]
-1st team allstar [55]
-2nd team allstar [50]
-3rd team allstar [51, 58]
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SMJHL stats
S42- GP:50 G:4 A:16 P:20 +/-:-13 PIM:36 H:70 SB:39
S43- GP:51 G:7 A:21 P:28 +/-:-9 PIM:44 H:88 SB:61
SMJHL playoff stats
S42- GP:9 G1 A:2 P:3 +/-:2 PIM:14 H:11 SB:5
S43- GP:12 G:0 A:4 P:4 +/-:2 PIM:12 H:16 SB:20
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SHL stats
S44 | GP:50 | G:2 A:16 P:18 | +15 | PIM:16 | H:44 | SB:55
S45 | GP:50 | G:3 A:14 P:17 | -1 | PIM:8 | H:26 | SB:55
S46 | GP:50 | G:5 A:20 P:25 | +6 | PIM:12 | H:53 | SB:59
S47 | GP:50 | G:11 A:22 P:33 | +11 | PIM:28 | H:58 | SB:66
S48 | GP:50 | G:11 A:18 P:29 | -1 | PIM:22 | H:50 | SB:67
S49 | GP:50 | G:9 A:32 P:41 | +21 | PIM:48 | H:139 | SB:63
S50 | GP:50 | G:8 A:36 P:44 | +3 | PIM:72 | H:154 | SB:88
S51 | GP:50 | G:10 A:27 P:37 | -10 | PIM:73 | H:152 | SB:93
S52 | GP:50 | G:12 A:23 P:35 | -2 | PIM:48 | H:144 | SB:78
S53 | GP:50 | G:9 A:28 P:37 | +30 | PIM:18 | H:78 | SB:90
S54 | GP:50 | G:7 A:32 P:39 | +23 | PIM:4 | H:78 | SB:120
S55 | GP:50 | G:10 A:34 P:44 | +26 | PIM:28 | H:83 | SB:128
S56 | GP:50 | G:7 A:26 P:33 | +12 | PIM:16 | H:94 | SB:91
S57 | GP:62 | G:8 A:44 P:52 | -5 | PIM:46 | H:116 | SB:143
S58 | GP:66 | G:14 A:40 P:54 | +14 | PIM:26 | H:70 | SB:134
S59 | GP:71 | G:12 A:36 P:48 | +3 | PIM:30 | H:24 | SB:104
S60 | GP:66 | G:7 A:30 P:37 | -23 | PIM:16 | H:84 | SB:119
S61 | GP:66 | G:9 A:29 P:38 | +1 | PIM:6 | H:107 | SB:99
S62 | GP:66 | G:8 A:21 P:29 | +24 | PIM:8 | H:83 | SB:90
S63 | GP:66 | G:7 A:16 P:23 | +2 | PIM:18 | H:63 | SB:71
Total | GP:1112 | G:169 A:544 P:713 | +123 | PIM:543 | H:1700 | SB:1817
SHL playoff stats
S44 | GP:18 | G:1 A:6 P:7 | +5 | PIM:12 | H:24 | SB:15
S45 | GP:18 | G:0 A:4 P:4 | +0 | PIM:6 | H:8 | SB:15
S47 | GP:15 | G:1 A:7 P:8 | +0 | PIM:6 | H:8 | SB:15
S48 | GP:10 | G:0 A:4 P:4 | +0 | PIM:6 | H: 16 | SB:17
S49 | GP:7 | G:2 A:2 P:4 | -2 | PIM:12 | H: 9 | SB:11
S53 | GP:11 | G:2 A:7 P:9 | -5 | PIM:16 | H: 30 | SB:29
S55 | GP:20 | G:5 A:10 P:15 | +6 | PIM:2 | H: 31 | SB:60
S56 | GP:5 | G:0 A:0 P:0 | -3 | PIM:0 | H: 3 | SB:13
S57 | GP:10 | G:0 A:8 P:8 | +2 | PIM:2 | H: 18 | SB:18
S57 | GP:11 | G:1 A:2 P:3 | +4 | PIM:6 | H: 21 | SB:9
S59 | GP:19 | G:3 A:7 P:10 | +11 | PIM:0 | H: 31 | SB:16
S60 | GP:6 | G:0 A:5 P:5 | 0 | PIM:2 | H: 11 | SB:6
S61 | GP:6 | G:0 A:1 P:1 | +1 | PIM:0 | H: 10 | SB:11
S62 | GP:6 | G:0 A:2 P:2 | +3 | PIM:2 | H: 7 | SB:10
S63 | GP:6 | G:0 A:1 P:1 | -7 | PIM:6 | H: 9 | SB:6


| Max Brannagan | Philadelphia Forge GM | S60- | Anchorage Armada GM (retired)| S44-S56|
Forge Regular Season Records:
S60: 30-33-3
S61: 30-27-9
S62: 32-25-9
S63: 34-22-10
S64: 38-23-5
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Forge Post Season Records:
S60: 2-4 1st round exit vs Baltimore
S61: 2-4 1st round exit vs Tampa
S62: 2-4 1st round exit vs Tampa
S63: 2-4 1st round exit vs Hamilton
S64: 0-4 1st round exit vs Buffalo
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Armada Regular Season Records:
S44: 23-21-6 6th place
S45: 30-16-4 2nd place
S46: 26-21-3 4th place
S47: 25-20-5 6th place
S48: 26-22-2 6th place
S49: 21-25-4 10th place
S50: 29-18-3 2nd place
S51: 28-16-6 2nd place
S52: 21-23-6 9th place
S53: 29-18-3 3rd place
S54: 22-23-5 8th place
S55: 35-12-3 3rd place
S56: 29-17-4 3rd place
Total record: 344-252-54 
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Armada Post Season Records:
S44: 3-4 1st round exit vs Vancouver
S45: 2-4 2nd round exit vs Colorado 
S46: 6-5 3rd round exit Vs St. Louis
S47: 0-4 2nd round exit Vs Vancouver 
S48: 5-5 3rd round exit Vs Vancouver
S49: 6-7 2nd round exit Vs Detroit 
S50: 7-4 3rd round exit Vs Carolina 
S51: 12-8 ★★★★ winners 
S52: 2-4 1st round exit vs Newfoundland 
S53: 3-4 1st round exit vs Anaheim 
S54: 3-4 1st round exit vs Kelowna 
S55: 3-4 2nd round exit vs Maine 

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So Igor Victory of the Philly Forge has been selected to Dance With the Stars. Which is, honestly, not his forte. So, he's going to choose two very unlikely choices. Statler and Waldorf. Yes, the two old grumpy men from the Muppets. Stay tuned to see how this goes.

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Igor Victory | LD | PHI | Tampere, Finland
Number: 11
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 228#
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Notables:
Drafted 48th by ANC in S54 SMJHL draft
S54 HoF Ceremony Host
S55 HoF Ceremony Host
Drafted 12th OA by TBB in S55 SHL draft
S55 Finland WJC GM - Bronze
S56 Finland WJC Co-GM
S56 SMJHL Intern
S57-S60- Anchorage Armada Co-GM
S57 4 Star Champion
S57 WJC Finland GM - Gold Medal
S60 Signed FA Contract with Philadelphia Forge
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SHL Stats:
S58 - TBB: GP:66 G:3 A:11 P:14 +/-:-12 PIM:4 H:63 SB:121 TOI:18:18
S59 - TBB: GP:66 G:3 A: 17 P:20 +/-:-11 PIM: 15 H:66 SB:115 TOI:18:39
S60 - PHI: GP: 66 G:11 A:24 P:35 +/-:18 PIM: 28 H:85 SB:104 TOI:19:26
S61 - PHI:

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SMJHL stats: All games played with ANC

S54- GP:50 G:4 A:7 P:11 +/-:-1 PIM:28 H:51 SB:30 DGR: 63 TOI: 18:20

S55- GP:50 G:5 A:7 P:12: +/-:7 PIM:4 H:59 SB:68 DGR:71 TOI:17:39

S56- GP:50 G:4 A:22 P:26 +/-:-4 PIM:15 H:60 SB:30 DGR: 75 TOI:20:42

S57- GP:55 G:13 A:20 P:33 +/-:39 PIM:29 H:116 SB:108 DGR:84 TOI:20:34

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SMJHL playoff stats

S54- GP:7 G:1 A:1 P:2 +/-:-2 PIM:9 H:9 SB:10 DGR:72 TOI:19:38

S55- GP:7 G:0 A:5 P:5 +/-: -3 PIM:2 H:14 SB:10 DGR:63 TOI:17:20

S56- GP:16 G:5 A:5 P:10 +/-:-1 PIM:2 H:19 SB:11 DGR:76 TOI:21:11

S57- GP: 16 G:2 A:3 P:5 +/-:8 PIM:10 H:21 SB:10 TOI:20:34

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International Representations

S54 WJC FIN - Bronze
S55 WJC FIN - Bronze
S56 WJC FIN
S57 WJC FIN - GOLD
S57 IIHF FIN
S58 IIHF FIN
S58 IIHF FIN

Ben Der would choose to skate with Steve Burns from Blues Clues. Once the skating is over they can go back to drawing in their handy dandy notebooks

   

binko koivu would skate with his favourite celebrity nathan @micool132 explosion because he was binko's favourite celebrity when he was growing up watching the atlanta inferno play hockey in the sim league

Signatures by Vulfzilla, Jepox, Jess, rum_ham, Ragnar, and myself

 

Binko Koivu | S64 D | Colorado Raptors | Atlanta Inferno


Guy Zheng | S46 D -> F | Atlanta Inferno | United Kingdom | 2134 Peak TPE | Retired
Birthplace: United Kingdom
Height: 6' 3"
Weight: 215 lbs
Number: 40
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Trophies, Awards, and Medals:
S46 | KEL | Quilha Agante Trophy (SMJHL Top Defenseman)
S47 | NEW | Ryan Jesster Nominee (SHL Best Rookie)
S47 | NEW | All Rookie Team
S47 | GB  | IIHF Gold
S49 | GB  | IIHF Silver
S52 | GB  | IIHF Gold
S53 | GB  | IIHF Bronze
S54 | GB  | IIHF Silver
S55 | GB  | IIHF Gold
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SMJHL Career Statistics:
S45 | KEL | GP: 50 | G: 7 | A: 24 | P: 31 | ATOI: 20.61 | HIT: 37 | SB: 51 | +/-: -14
S46 | KEL | GP: 50 | G: 10 | A: 32 | P: 42 | ATOI: 21.87 | HIT: 27 | SB: 49 | +/-: 19
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SMJHL Playoffs Statistics:
S45 | KEL | GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | ATOI: 21.80 | HIT: 2 | SB: 4 | +/-: -5
S45 | KEL | GP: 18 | G: 2 | A: 13 | P: 15 | ATOI: 22.07 | HIT: 7 | SB: 24 | +/-: -5
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SHL Career Statistics:
S47 | NEW | GP: 50 | G: 5 | A: 22 | P: 27 | ATOI: 22.76 | HIT: 45 | SB: 89 | +/-: -9
S48 | NEW | GP: 50 | G: 5 | A: 19 | P: 24 | ATOI: 21.72 | HIT: 44 | SB: 53 | +/-: -1
S49 | NEW | GP: 50 | G: 7 | A: 21 | P: 28 | ATOI: 21.62 | HIT: 45 | SB: 55 | +/-: 21
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SHL Playoffs Statistics:
S49 | NEW | GP: 15 | G: 4 | A: 3 | P: 7 | ATOI: 21.96 | HIT: 11 | SB: 15 | +/-: 12
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Transactions:
S45 | KEL | SMJHL Draft | 15th Overall
S45 | KEL | Contract | $3M AAV, 1 Season
S46 | NEW | SHL Draft | 15th Overall
S46 | NEW | Contract | $3M AAV, 3 Seasons
S49 | NEW | Contract | $5M AAV, 2 Seasons

I would request to skate with Newfoundland's own 80s star "Boss Tweed" Shannon Tweed. She would definitely help bring in the ratings among the dad crowd.

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Zayne Dangle actually went with another hockey player as his celebrity partner. That person was Ben Jammin. The two of them did not get to be teammates in MTL so this is a consolation.

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Recently signing as a free agent, Riley Reid has slid into the lineup well. Having the ability to play all positions, she's a real team player.

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Apollo Seaborne #16 || D || Maine Timber
Position: D
Country: Canada
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SMJHL Career Statistics:
S79-S?? | GP: 77 | G: 06 | A: 29 | P: 35 | +/-: +10 | BS: 86 | H: 149
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SHL Career Statistics:
S?? | GP: 00 | G: 00 | A: 00 | P: 00 | +/-: 00 | S: 00 | H:00
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Career Playoff Statistics:
SHL | GP: 00 | G: 00 | A: 00 | P: 00 | +/-: 00 | S: 000
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Career IIHF Statistics:
CAN | GP: 00 | G: 00 | A: 00 | P:00 | +/-: 0 | S: 000
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Awards / Accomplishments:
Drafted 29th OA to Maine Timber (S80)
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LARGEST PUNISHMENT IN SHL HISTORY

James Dion will actually not be coping out to choose his dad for once in his life. Instead he will choose Kate Upton, his favorite model ever.

Redd Savage would pair up with Alfonso Ribeiro, and try to dance all over the ice. We would probably fail at doing the Carlton with skates on, but we think the crowd would enjoy it.

Marco Barengrub recently got traded to Montreal and we all know it is where all big time celebrities live. So many choices: Guylaine Tremblay, Rémy Girard, Claude Legault wow so hard to pick

David Hasslehoff.

Firstly, because you don't Hassle The Hoff.
Secondly, because I'm not sure he can skate and it would be just all-around hilarious.

I would like to have Wayne Gretzky as my teammate because then I'd be associated with the greatest hockey player in the world and succeed.

Kenneth Lind (S78-)

Tomas Lind (S57-S78)

Tomas Lind, CAR, MAN, SWE
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Drafted 13th overall (2nd Round) by Carolina Kraken in the S57 SMJHL Entry Draft
Drafted 18th overall (1st Round) by Manhattan Rage in the S58 SHL Entry Draft
S57-S59 WJC GM of Sweden
S57 Rookie All Star Team
S57 WJC Silver
S59 Cristoph Klose Award for the Top Forward
S60 WJC Silver
S60 Assistant Captain
S60 Elias Armia
S60 Damian Littleton Trophy Winner for the Analytics App
S62-63 co-GM of Carolina
S64- co-GM of Manhattan
S64 IIHF Silver
S66 Lance Uppercut Award Nominees (with CoA)
S66 Damian Littleton Award Nominee
S67 Damian Littleton Award Nominee
S68 Damian Littleton Award Winner
S68 IIHF Gold
S69 IIHF Silver
S70 IIHF Silver
S72 IIHF Bronze
S73 IIHF Gold
S75 IIHF Gold



@Stadacona


@sköldpaddor @High Stick King @Ragnar

Lord Raiden would choose Sean William Scott who was the actor who crushed it in the movie Goon, the bar security turned into ultimate hockey tough guy. It would be an extremely fun experience.

Lord Raiden                Rocky Gislason

C- Rocky Gislason         |          TPE: 221     |           S80 Prospect
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 215 
Number: 34
Birthplace: Dover, USA

C- Lord Raiden              |          TPE: 2044      |              BAP / TOR / EDM 

Height: 6'1"

Weight: 210

Number: 19

Birthplace: Washington DC, USA

SMJHL S54 Pick 54, 6th round - Colorado Raptors

SHL S55 Pick 20, 2nd round - Baltimore Platoon

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Career Statistics:

SHL Regular Season: 

S57 BAP| 66 GP | 12  G |  9  A | 21 P | -42 |  16 PIM |  1 PPP | FO%- 52.8% 

S58 BAP| 66 GP | 11  G | 11 A |  22 P | -36 |  44 PIM |  2 PPP | FO%- 63.0%

S59 BAP| 66 GP |  9  G  | 21 A | 30 P | -38 | 14 PIM | 1 PPP | 100 Hits

S60 BAP| 66 GP | 15  G | 28 A | 43 P | +13 | 20 PIM | 5 PPP | 106 Hits

S61 BAP| 66 GP | 21 G  | 40 A | 61 P | +26 | 10 PIM | 3 PPP | 140 Hits

S62 BAP| 66 GP | 20 G  | 31 A | 51 P | +47 | 20 PIM | 0 PPP | 109 Hits
S63 BAP| 66 GP | 24 G  | 45 A | 69 P | +54 | 12 PIM | 2 PPP | 104 Hits
S64 BAP| 66 GP | 26 G  | 45 A | 71 P | +23 | 6 PIM | 20 PPP | 98 Hits
S65 BAP| 66 GP | 27 G  | 45 A | 72 P | +20 | 24 PIM | 19 PPP | 117 Hits
S66 BAP| 66 GP | 21 G  | 24 A | 45 P | -39 | 38 PIM | 7 PPP | 64 Hits
S67 BAP| 66 GP | 30 G  | 52 A | 82 P | -47 | 46 PIM | 40 PPP | 89 Hits
S68 BAP| 66 GP | 33 G  | 35 A | 68 P | -38 | 36 PIM | 24 PPP | 112 Hits
S69 BAP| 66 GP | 26 G  | 44 A | 70 P | -34 | 51 PIM | 28 PPP | 95 Hits
S70 BAP| 66 GP | 29 G  | 49 A | 78 P | -21 | 32 PIM | 32 PPP | 99 Hits
S71 BAP| 66 GP | 25 G  | 43 A | 68 P | -8 | 28 PIM | 12 PPP | 126 Hits
S72 BAP| 66 GP | 16 G  | 26 A | 42 P | -9 | 40 PIM | 1 PPP | 98 Hits

S73 BAP| 66 GP | 19 G  | 34 A | 53 P | +0 | 25 PIM | 10 PPP | 103 Hits
S74 TOR| 66 GP | 16 G  | 38 A | 54 P | -16 | 16 PIM | 2 PPP | 129 Hits

S75 TOR| 66 GP | 11 G  | 25 A | 36 P | -23 | 17 PIM | 0 PPP | 105 Hits

S76 EDM| 66 GP | 10 G  | 33 A | 43 P | -30 | 30 PIM | 4 PPP | 127 Hits
S77 EDM| 66 GP | 7 G  | 24 A | 31 P | -60 | 22 PIM | 1 PPP | 113 Hits
S78 EDM| 66 GP | 3 G  | 19 A | 22 P | -27 | 18 PIM | 2 PPP | 43 Hits
CAREER | 1455 GP | 411 G  | 721 A | 1132 P | -285 | 565 PIM | 216 PPP | 2167 Hits

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SMJHL Regular Season:

S54 COL| 50 GP |  9  G |  1  A | 10 P | -3 |  2 PIM |  2 PPP | FO%- 60.3%

S55 COL| 50 GP | 14 G | 25 A | 39 P | +10 | 18 PIM | 11 PPP | FO%- 57.0 %

S56 COL| 50 GP | 20 G | 23 A | 43 P | -5 | 56 PIM | 16 PPP | FO%- 58.2 %

 

WJC Stats:

S54 USA | 12 GP | 1 G | 4 A | 5 P | -12 | 4 PPP | 29 SOG | 26 Hits 

S55 USA | 12 GP | 2 G | 6 A | 8 P | -2 | 1 PPP | 23 SOG | 17 Hits 

S56 USA | 12 GP | 6 G | 9 A | 15 P | +6 | 6 PPP | 30 SOG | 15 Hits 

 

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Career Accomplishments  

S54 WJC Gold Medal - USA

S56 WJC Silver Medal - USA

S56 SMJHL Western Conference All-Star Team  

S56 2nd Team All-SMJHL

Awards: 

S54 COL - The Alexander Zajac Trophy  

S56 COL - The Bo Kane Trophy 

S56 COL - The Zinaida Titova Trophy
S69 BAP - Jeff Dar Trophy Nominee 
S70 BAP - Jeff Dar Trophy Nominee

Jumbo                      |             GM                 |              Colorado Raptors

S56 - S59 | Colorado CO-GM  

S60 - S67| Colorado GM :  321 W - 172 L - 35 OTL 

 

    

Thanks to @DELIRIVM @sköldpaddor @Merica for the Sigs

I'm gonna invite Ana de Armas as my celebrity partner. The goal is to hit it off and start dating. Worst case scenario we get to train together for a bit.

Capy Bara would want to skate with Don Toliver so they could both pull up and skate together with the song after party during the competition.

Capy Bara || D || Vancouver Whalers
Name: Capy Bara
Age: 17
Birthplace: Japan, Sendai
Height: 6ft 11
Weight: 200 lbs
Number: 1
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Career Statistics:
SMJHL Regular Season:
S64 | 0 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | 0+ | 0 H | 0 SHT | 0 SB
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SMJHL Playoffs:
S64 | 0 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | -0 | 0 H | 0 SHT | 0 SB
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Transactions:
Drafted 30th Overall by the Vancouver Whalers