For my money I am removing Seattle from the division and replacing them with Toronto, so that we can beat up on them more often. Also, we can scout their team for the inevitable next fire sale they have.

 Winnipeg Aurora 

Duncan Mackenzie || RW || Winnipeg Aurora Height: 6'2" Weight: 225 lbs Number: 29 Born: Vancouver, Canada --------------------------------------- SMJHL Draft: 29OA by Kelowna Knights SHL Draft: 18OA by Calgary Dragons Traded: S71 Trade Dealine to Baltimore for S72 BAP 1st, S74 BAP 2nd, and Tommy Tightpants --------------------------------------- Career Stats ***SMJHL Regular Season*** S60: GP:66 | G:6 | A:11 | P:17 | +\-: -35 | PIM:18 | H:94 S61: GP:66 | G:23 | A:33 | P:56 | +\-: 7 | PIM:20 | H:97 S62: GP:66 | G:17 | A:32 | P:49 | +\-: -5 | PIM:22 | H:94 S63: GP:66 | G:17 | A:30 | P:47 | +\-: 22 | PIM:12 | H:107 Total: GP:264 | G:63 | A:106 | P:169 | +\-: -11 | PIM:72 | H:392 ***SMJHL Playoffs*** S60: GP:4 | G:0 | A:0 | P:0 | +\-: -6 | PIM:0 | H:14 S61: GP:8 | G:3 | A:2 | P:5 | +\-: -1 | PIM:0 | H:15 S62: GP:8 | G:3 | A:2 | P:5 | +\-: 2 | PIM:2 | H:16 S63: GP:18 | G:3 | A:9 | P:12 | +\-: -3 | PIM:5 | H:19 Total: GP:38 | G:9 | A:13 | P:22 | +\-: -8 | PIM:7 | H:64 ***SHL Regular Season*** S64: GP:66| G:17 | A:10 | P:27 | +\-: -28 | PIM:29 | H:124 S65: GP:66| G:22 | A:24 | P:46 | +\-: -49 | PIM:62*(5) | H:161*(T-1) S66: GP:66| G:25 | A:45 | P:70 | +\-: -20 | PIM:28 | H:113 S67: GP:66| G:50* (4) | A:44 | P:94 | +\-: 28 | PIM:20 | H:111 S68: GP:66| G:26 | A:47 | P:73 | +\-: 9 | PIM:36 | H:122 S69: GP66| G:30 | A:49 | P:79 | +\-:8  | PIM:24 | H:124 S70: GP66| G:26 | A:59 | P:85 | +\-:5  | PIM:30 | H:107 S71: GP65| G:26 | A:49 | P:75 | +\-:-35  | PIM:44 | H:124 ***SHL Playoffs*** S66: GP:5| G:2 | A:0 | P:2 | +\-: -5 | PIM:2 | H:7 S67: GP:12 | G:11 | A:6 | P:17 | +\-: 7 | PIM:2 | H:24 S68: GP:11 | G:3 | A:4 | P:7 | +\-: 2 | PIM:0 | H:15 S69: GP:4 | G:0 | A:2 | P:2 | +\-: -5 | PIM:0 | H:11 S70: GP:9 | G:2 | A:3 | P:5 | +\-: -2 | PIM:2 | H:15 ***WJC*** S60: GP:13 | G:5 | A:0 | P:5 | +\-: 0 | PIM:2 | H:23 S61: GP:13 | G:4 | A:4 | P:8 | +\-: 0 | PIM:2 | H:19 S62: GP:14 | G:3 | A:0 | P:3 | +\-: 0 | PIM:4 | H:29 S63: GP:14 | G:9 | A:4 | P:13 | +\-: 1 | PIM:2 | H:37 Total: GP:54 | G:21| A:8 | P:29 | +\-: 1 | PIM:10 | H:108 ***IIHF*** S62: GP:12 | G:0 | A:0 | P:0 | +\-: 0 | PIM:4 | H:7 S63: GP:13 | G:2 | A:5 | P:7 | +\-: -1 | PIM:6 | H:25 S64: GP:12 | G:3 | A:2 | P:5 | +\-: 0 | PIM:6 | H:19 S65: GP:12 | G:1 | A:3 | P:4 | +\-: -5  | PIM:10 | H:20 S66: GP:13 | G:3 | A:6 | P:9 | +\-: 2 | PIM:8 | H:14 S67: GP:12 | G:2 | A:5 | P:7 | +\-: -2 | PIM:2 | H:23 S68: GP:14 | G:4 | A:6 | P:10 | +\-: 5 | PIM:0 | H:33 S69: GP:12 | G:5 | A:5 | P:10 | +\-: -6 | PIM:4 | H:21 S70: GP:12 | G:9 | A:6 | P:15 | +\-: 6 | PIM:4 | H:24

I thought about this two ways.

I could move Philadelphia to the Central Division and bringing in Minnesota. Turns the Atlantic's bottom 3 into a pillow fight of bad while the Forge get thrown into the bloodbath division.

Alternatively, I could swap Calgary and Tampa Bay: TBB would once more get fucked by CGY by no longer having a good shot at a guaranteed lottery pick (someone has to win the LAP/TBB/SFP games!), and BAP likely walks to a top 4 pick this season.

Ultimately, I'm going to pick the first one. Welcome to the East, Monarchs.

M'Baku Olubori || #81 || RW Drafted 4th overall in S64 SMJHL Draft by Regina Drafted 95th overall in S65 SHL Draft by Baltimore Won S68 Ryan Jesster Trophy (Rookie of the Year)
Cassius Darrow || #81 || RD ------------------------------------------- SMJHL Stats: S44 - S46 || COL  || GP: 150 || G: 15 || A: 85 || P: 100 || +/-: +1 || SB: 195 S47 - S55 || BUF  || GP: X || G: X || A: X || P: X || +/-: X || SB: X S56 - S63 || SEA  || GP: 0 || G: 0 || A: 0 || P: 0 || +/-: 0 || SB: 0 ------------------------------------------- Drafted 8th overall in S44 SMJHL Draft to Colorado Co-Winner of S44 Zach Miller Trophy Drafted 4th overall in S45 SHL Draft to Buffalo Named S45 & S46 Captain of the Colorado Raptors 3-time Challenge Cup Champion (S46, S48, S55) Named Assistant Captain of Buffalo Stampede S53-S55 Drafted 1st overall S56 Expansion Draft by Seattle Named Captain of the Seattle Argonauts in S56 Bojo Biscuit Winner S57, S58

Baltimore Platoon GM || S64 - 80 SHL Executioner || S62 - S65 SHL Awards Committee || S57 - S66 SHL Historian Committee || S53 - S64 SHL Head Office || S60 - S61 SMJHL Awards Head || S48 - S57 Colorado Raptors GM || S48 - S53 Colorado Raptors Co-GM || S47 Team Germany Federation Head || S44 - S46 SMJHL HO Member - S45-S46 SMJHL Head Office Intern - S44 

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Thank you karey, OrbitingDeath Ragnar, and sköldpaddor for sigs! 

That's a tough one in our division because they are all quality teams, some legendary historic franchises like Calgary, Edmonton and LA and a relatively young one which is doing very very well right now. The only one who might fall off slightly is San Francisco, and they have a really cool team identity as well so I wouldn't be to eager to get rid of them either. If I had to they'd be my choice though and I'd replace them with the good old Prince George Firebirds because yay Firebirds, my very first team in the history of the league that I played for!

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I would remove the Nevada Battleborn from the Tamper Town division given they are our greatest competition, and add in their place those loveable pushovers, the Regina Elk.

Something happened on the day he died. Spirit rose a metre and stepped aside.
Somebody else took his place, and bravely cried. I’m a blackstar, I’m a blackstar.

Gabriel Fortescue | Retired Defenseman | Winnipeg Jets
Cole Reinhart | D / HOF General Manager | Edmonton Blizzard
Magnus Vikstrand | Retired Defenseman | Edmonton Blizzard
Tobias Thorvaldsen | Retired Defenseman | Edmonton Blizzard
Fredrich Koenig | Defenseman | Chicago Syndicate
Lassi Suhonen | Centre | Newfoundland Berserkers | Captain Height: 6'1" | Weight: 195 lbs | Hometown: Turku, Finland ------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL CAREER STATISTICS S54 | NLD | GP: 50 | G: 4 | A: 8 | P: 12 | H: 37| CF%: 50.1 | Rel: -8.0 S55 | NLD | GP: 50 | G: 6 | A: 14 | P: 20| H: 29 | CF%: 58.2 | Rel: -6.4 TOTAL | GP: 100 | G: 10 | A: 22 | P: 32| H: 66 SMJHL PLAYOFF STATISTICS S54 | NLD | GP: 14 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | H: 6 | CF%: 55.8 | Rel: 3.3 S55 | NLD | GP: 17 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | H: 6 | CF%: 61.3 | Rel: 2.5 TOTAL | GP: 31 | G: 1| A: 3 | P: 4| H: 12 ------------------------------------------------------------------- TRANSACTIONS & ACHIEVEMENTS S54: Signed with the Newfoundland Berserkers S54: Won IIHF World Junior Championship Bronze Medal with Finland S55: Drafted 25th Overall by the Chicago Syndicate S55: Won Four Star Cup with the Newfoundland Berserkers S56: Named Captain of the Newfoundland Berserkers
 a bottomless curse, a bottomless sea, source of all greatness, all things that be.

I want to remove the Chicago Syndicate from the central division. For their replacement, the team will be the Hamilton Steelhawks so we can get two punching bags in our division.

I want to remove from the Cain-Robinson Memorial Division... Maine and St.Louis. Yeah, both of them. Come on, we don't have an international airport in Kelowna, we need to go to Vancouver, wait there, service is awful, then get to St.Louis or worse, Maine at the other side of the states, wait for customs, suffer the jet lag, to live in a Days Inn in Bangor for two days.

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The can go cuz F them for being at the top of the standings. can come in our division cuz I’d like to visit Tampa more.

Remove Vancouver, currently 2nd in our division and add in Regina, last in theirs. After a couple losing seasons we deserve to beat up on bad teams more. It happened to us enough.
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Get those stinky Maine Timber out of my division and give me those even stinkier Vancouver Whalers, a good way to revive the greatest SMJHL rivalry!

GM OF THE NEW ENGLAND WOLFPACK

Jacques Hammer || W || New England WolfPack || New England GM || Name: Jacques Hammer  TPE:1405 Age: 25 Birthplace: Montreal, Quebec, Canada Height: 6'0  Weight: 220 lbs Number: 43 ------------------------------------------------------------ Career Statistics: SHL Regular Season: S70 | 66 GP | 15 G | 36 A | 51 P | 148 SOG | 9+- | 52 PIM | 77 H | S71 | 66 GP | 22 G | 39 A | 61 P | 182 SOG | 47+- | 24 PIM | 137 H | S72 | 66 GP | 23 G | 53 A | 76 P | 192 SOG | 38+- | 26 PIM | 134 H | ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoffs S70 | 28 GP | 10 G | 17 A | 27 P | 56 SOG | 16+- | 6 PIM | 39 H |  S71 | 9 GP | 5 G | 4 A | 9 P | 34 SOG | 16+- | 6 PIM | 14 H |  S72 | 21 GP | 10 G | 11 A | 21 P | 52 SOG | -4+- | 8 PIM | 37 H |  ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Regular Season: S66 | 66 GP | 12 G | 18 A | 30 P | 76 SOG | -54+- | 28 PIM | 157 H | S67 | 66 GP | 29 G | 33 A | 62 P | 189 SOG | -22+- | 32 PIM | 213 H | S68 | 66 GP | 36 G | 23 A | 59 P | 193 SOG | -20+- | 26 PIM | 123 H | S69(nice) | 66 GP | 31 G | 41 A | 72 P | 202 SOG | 8+- | 32 PIM | 112 H | ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Playoffs S67 | 5 GP | 1 G | 2 A | 3 P | 12 SOG | -6 +- | 6 PIM | 15 H | S69(nice) | 10 GP | 7 G | 4 A | 11 P | 29 SOG | 4+- | 4 PIM | 21 H | --------------------------------------------------------------------- General Manager Statistics S67 |KEL| 23 W| 35 L | 8 OTL | S68 |KEL| 23 W| 35 L | 8 OTL | S69(nice) |KEL| 42 W| 19 L | 5 OTL | S70 |KEL| 31 W| 28 L | 7 OTL | S71 |NEW| 0 W| 0 L | 0 OTL | -------------------------------------------------------------------- Trophy Case/Achievements Drafted 4th Overall by Kelowna Knights S66 Drafted 17th Overall by New England Wolfpack S67 S67, S68 & S69(nice) SMJHL All-star team Kelowna Captain Season 67-69(nice) S67 2nd All time Kelowna Hits (213) S68 3rd All time Kelowna Goals (36) S69(nice) 3rd All time Kelowna Points (72) S70 Challenge Cup Winner in rookie season


      

I would remove from Pacific Division San Francisco because it is at the moment worst team in the division. I would replace it with Winnipeg because harder competition develop players more.

In our division I would remove Buffalo and add Minnesota, because Minnesota has been a bad team for years and we score more goals to padd our stats.

Rikkert Biemans || #21 || S66  || Tampa Bay Barracuda || Katth#7745 ----------------------------------------------- Drafted 8th overall by the Kelowna Knights Drafted 6th overall by the Texas Renegades and traded to Montreal Patriotes Traded to St. Louis Scarecrows Traded to Tampa Bay Barracuda S67 WJC Gold Medal - Dach S70 IIHF Gold Medal - Germany S72 IIHF Gold Medal - Germany S73 All Star Game (1st appearance) S74 IIHF Gold Medal - Germany S79 IIHF Top Forward - Germany ----------------------------------------------- SMJHL: S65 || GP: 66 || G: 14 || A: 11 || P: 25 || SHT%: 13.6% || Hits: 85 S66 || GP: 66 || G: 19 || A: 20 || P: 39 || SHT%: 13.8% || Hits: 93 S67 || GP: 66 || G: 36 || A: 32 || P: 68 || SHT%: 18.6% || Hits: 129 ----------------------------------------------- SHL: S68 || GP: 66 || G: 29 || A: 25 || P: 54 || SHT%: 16.8% || GWG: 6 || Hits: 108 S69 || GP: 66 || G: 12 || A: 38 || P: 50 || SHT%: 08.4% || GWG: 3 || Hits: 72 S70 || GP: 66 || G: 22 || A: 32 || P: 54 || SHT%: 13.5% || GWG: 0 || Hits: 73 S71 || GP: 66 || G: 31 || A: 40 || P: 71 || SHT%: 14.8% || GWG: 2 || Hits: 100 S72 || GP: 66 || G: 38 || A: 31 || P: 69 || SHT%: 16.6% || GWG: 7 || Hits: 102 S73 || GP: 66 || G: 38 || A: 43 || P: 81 || SHT%: 13.0% || GWG: 6 || Hits: 94 S74 || GP: 66 || G: 42 || A: 57 || P: 99 || SHT%: 16.3% || GWG: 7 || Hits: 100 S75 || GP: 66 || G: 33 || A: 61 || P: 94 || SHT%: 13.5% || GWG: 3 || Hits: 103 S76 || GP: 66 || G: 28 || A: 57 || P: 85 || SHT%: 11.6% || GWG: 2 || Hits: 110 S77 || GP: 66 || G: 17 || A: 50 || P: 67 || SHT%: 10.4% || GWG: 0 || Hits: 99 S78 || GP: 66 || G: 28 || A: 35 || P: 63 || SHT%: 15.5% || GWG: 4 || Hits: 117 S79 || GP: 66 || G: 18 || A: 41 || P: 59 || SHT%: 11.2% || GWG: 5 || Hits: 105 S80 || GP: 66 || G: 39 || A: 31 || P: 70 || SHT%: 20.2% || GWG: 4 || Hits: 122

 


Barry Batsbak || #92 || S46 || Calgary Dragons || 2,080 TPE (peak) || Katth#7745 Alias: The Bird Height: 6'2" Weight: 204 lbs Number: 92 Country: Austria Render: Evgeny Kuznetsov ----------------------------------------------- SHL: S48 || CGY || GP: 50 || G: 03 || A: 10 || P: 13 || +/- -10 || SHT%: 03.66% || FO%: 50.49% S49 || CGY || GP: 50 || G: 10 || A: 11 || P: 21 || +/- -01 || SHT%: 13.33% || FO%: 49.89% S50 || CGY || GP: 50 || G: 05 || A: 20 || P: 25 || +/- -05 || SHT%: 04.85% || FO%: 53.81% S51 || CGY || GP: 50 || G: 12 || A: 17 || P: 29 || +/-  05 || SHT%: 09.45% || FO%: 54.32% S52 || CGY || GP: 50 || G: 15 || A: 26 || P: 41 || +/-  11 || SHT%: 10.79% || FO%: 54.99% S53 || CGY || GP: 50 || G: 17 || A: 38 || P: 55 || +/-  16 || SHT%: 10.37% || FO%: 56.70% S54 || CGY || GP: 50 || G: 14 || A: 36 || P: 50 || +/- -06 || SHT%: 07.22% || FO%: 57.82% S55 || CGY || GP: 50 || G: 14 || A: 42 || P: 56 || +/- -11 || SHT%: 08.86% || FO%: 57.82% S56 || CGY || GP: 50 || G: 29 || A: 34 || P: 63 || +/-  39 || SHT%: 15.59% || FO%: 55.44% ----------------------------------------------- SHL Playoffs: S48 || CGY || GP: 11 || G: 01 || A: 05 || P: 06 || +/- 00 || SHT%: 05.56% || FO%: 44.74% S49 || CGY || GP: 07 || G: 02 || A: 03 || P: 05 || +/- 05 || SHT%: 15.38% || FO%: 51.67% S50 || CGY || GP: 20 || G: 02 || A: 08 || P: 10 || +/- -01|| SHT%: 06.25% || FO%: 58.21% S51 || CGY || GP: 07 || G: 01 || A: 03 || P: 04 || +/- 01 || SHT%: 05.88% || FO%: 47.93% S52 || CGY || GP: 13 || G: 05 || A: 07 || P: 12 || +/- 09 || SHT%: 15.15% || FO%: 51.50% S53 || CGY || GP: 07 || G: 02 || A: 01 || P: 03 || +/--02 || SHT%: 08.00% || FO%: 00.00% S54 || CGY || GP: 05 || G: 01 || A: 04 || P: 05 || +/- 00 || SHT%: 07.14% || FO%: 00.00% S55 || CGY || GP: 06 || G: 01 || A: 03 || P: 04 || +/--04 || SHT%: 05.88% || FO%: 00.00% S56 || CGY || GP: 05 || G: 01 || A: 04 || P: 05 || +/- 00 || SHT%: 07.14% || FO%: 00.00% ----------------------------------------------- IIHF Round Robin: S48 || AUT || GP: 12 || G: 00 || A: 01 || P: 01 || +/-  00 || SHT%: 00.00% || FO%: 50.00% S49 || AUT || GP: 12 || G: 04 || A: 02 || P: 06 || +/- -01 || SHT%: 20.00% || FO%: 51.95% S50 || AUT || GP: 12 || G: 00 || A: 03 || P: 03 || +/-  03 || SHT%: 00.00% || FO%: 53.18% S51 || AUT || GP: 12 || G: 04 || A: 04 || P: 08 || +/- -01 || SHT%: 16.00% || FO%: 57.39% S52 || AUT || GP: 12 || G: 06 || A: 04 || P: 10 || +/-  10 || SHT%: 23.08% || FO%: 61.13% S53 || AUT || GP: 12 || G: 01 || A: 10 || P: 11 || +/- -02 || SHT%: 02.94% || FO%: 00.00% ----------------------------------------------- IIHF Medal Rounds: S48 || AUT || GP: 01 || G: 01 || A: 00 || P: 01 || +/-  01 || SHT%: 50.00% || FO%: 100.00% S50 || AUT || GP: 02 || G: 00 || A: 00 || P: 00 || +/- -01 || SHT%: 00.00% || FO%: 47.50% S51 || AUT || GP: 01 || G: 00 || A: 00 || P: 00 || +/- -00 || SHT%: 00.00% || FO%: 00.00% ----------------------------------------------- SMJHL Regular Season: S45 || KEL || GP: 50 || G: 08 || A: 05 || P: 13 || +/-  -04 || SHT%: 16.00% || FO%: 46.88% S46 || KEL || GP: 50 || G: 11 || A: 25 || P: 36 || +/- +12 || SHT%: 10.68% || FO%: 46.10% S47 || KEL || GP: 50 || G: 13 || A: 25 || P: 38 || +/-  -10 || SHT%: 10.08% || FO%: 48.30% ----------------------------------------------- SMJHL Playoffs: S45 || KEL || GP: 04 || G: 02 || A: 00 || P: 02 || +/- +00 || SHT%: 50.00% S46 || KEL || GP: 18 || G: 02 || A: 12 || P: 14 || +/- +10 || SHT%: 06.06% S47 || KEL || GP: 10 || G: 05 || A: 07 || P: 12 || +/- +00 || SHT%: 15.63% ----------------------------------------------- Transactions & Awards: S45: Drafted 61st overall by Kelowna Knights S45: Silver medal WJC (CAN) S46: Drafted 22nd overall by Calgary Dragons S46: Laurifer Trophy (KEL - SMJHL) S46: Riko Muerto Award (KEL - Most Underated Player) S46: Bronze medal WJC (CAN) S47: John McBride Award (KEL - Playoff MVP) S47: Gold medal WJC (CAN) S49: Appointed as Head Coach of the Kelowna Knights S49: First career shorthanded goal (Thursday, August 15, 2019) S49: First career hattrick (Saturday, August 17, 2019) S49: President's Trophy (CGY) S49: Appointed Federation Head for Austria S49: Mike Izzy Award (CGY - Exemplary commitment to off-ice contributions to the team) S50: Named Alternate Captain for S50 (CGY) S50: Western Conference Champion (CGY) S50: Challenge Cup Champion (CGY) S51: Appointed co-GM for Kelowna Knights S52: Appointed GM for Kelowna Knights S53: Jesster Award (CGY - Most Valuable Player) S53: Western Conference Champion (KEL) S54: Named Alternate Captain for S54 & S55 (CGY) S54: Laurifer Trophy (KEL)
 
S50 Challenge Cup Finals Game 7

Looking at the standings, i would remove Philly and add San Francisco. Not specific reason other than Philly being good and apparently San Francisco is going through a rough patch.

I'd remove Manhattan because they're stinky and keep beating Atlanta in the playoffs. very not cool. incredibly not very cash money of them. really just a bad vibe for all of us. I'd replace them with Minnesota for the memes.

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Kezia MacKenzie - LW - Regina Elk - Atlanta Inferno

Remove Tampa Bay and replace it with Detroit Falcons. No reason whatsoever, just the weakest team in the past few season replaced with the strongest team in the past few seasons from the minor league. Also we get to have the Battle of the Birds, when Detroit meets Hamilton for a new rivalry.

Please for the love of god remove Atlanta from our division. In their place please substitute the 1989 Denver Broncos, while a legendary football team I doubt they would be any good at fake hockey.

    

Evil AllBran - C - Philadeplia Forge - Peak TPE: 2194 #5th All time TPE leaderboard S71 Jay McDonald Trophy S71 Ron Mexico Award S71 Sarmad Kahn Nomination S69 Challenge Cup Champion S69 Jay McDonald Trophy S69 Anton Razov Award Nomination S69 Sarmad Khan Award Nomination S63 Damian Littleton Award Nomination S61 WJC Gold - United States S61 WJC Best Goal Scorer Award S60 Vyacheslav Onopprienko Trophy

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