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S69 mPT #3: Behind the Mask February 12th @ 11:59 PM (PST)
#46

First of all this is a massive insult to say that my player is not needed on the ice so with that in mind, he would be one of the meanest mascots to ever don an outfit.  Smacking visiting fans and doing whatever he wanted because they could just blame it on the other guy.  They will never ask Gritty be a mascot again.

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#47
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I am probably a splendid distraction when I am trying to do stuff like the "Floss Dance" and all the other wierd dance moves kids these days enjoy. Am I that old already? Damn.





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#48

Whelp, the night's ruined.

Petr has been given the suit and promptly thrown it out in favor of a Czech lion suit. He's going to do nothing but run around with the Czech flag and sing the anthem the entire time, all the while booing and heckling any fans who dare challenge his choice of nation.

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#49

Everyone knows that there is only one thing that every mascot should do in abundance: dabs. I would dab so hard on my opponent that they would be forced to leave out of shame.

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#50

My biggest trick would be to do and handstand dance while climbing some stairs. To distract the other team, I would stand next to the bench and stare at them with my goofy massive eyes.

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#51

I think the enjoyment Chris would get out of being the mascot would entice him to be a bit more over-the-top than he would originally plan to be. There would probably be a lot of interactions with the fans and showboating for the jumbotron.

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#52

I would do something like what Stormy , the Carolina hurricanes mascot did that one time where he took an opposing fan to a "seat upgrade" and just drove them out of the arena, a true inspiration to all mascots
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#53

As the lumberjack mascot from Maine, I would do everything that the original mascot refuse to do. Juggling real logs on fire, throwing axes to visitor team fans, and fighting a bear barehand. Typical day in Norway.
#54

Billy Herrington simply undresses himself to the awe of everyone else as they are enlightened by the beauty and greatness of the one and only, Aniki.

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Singing this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kwwl9jiJ...inSparklez As I support my knights out there as we will take back the night for the Knights baby!!!! Coach said I need to defend home ice whether im on it or off it baby!

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#56

Pengu would bring to the mascot game the penguin shuffle. Which really is just releasing dozens of very angry adelie penguins on the ice to distract and attacking opposing players.

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#57

It happened once. Was so drunk they put me in the stands. I was frustrated, so I put on the suit for fun. It's so hot and sweaty. I was sick. On a kid.

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#58

Uh they would probably just do the Gangnam Style dance or whatever. And play "Bubble Pop" on a stereo while they walked around the arena. Maybe jump a vat of liquid metal?

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#59

Last thing on earth I want to be doing is being a mascot in a silly and ridiculous suit doing stupid moves for the entertainment of our fans.

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#60

Montagne would not wear the suit, she would let her sister dress up in it instead. She likes the attention more anyway. So what kind of tricks would she do? Nothing spectacular most likely, but if it was up to Rebecca we would be sure to humiliate Nova in her outfit. So it's stll guaranteed fun for the audience.

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