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S69 mPT #3: Behind the Mask February 12th @ 11:59 PM (PST)
Offline hhh81
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#61
02-07-2023, 08:58 AM

If this were to happen, it would probably be the most insulting moment of Baku's career. You rather have your 2nd best forward in the stands acting crazy than playing on the ice? Truly, Bettman is wrong and the tank would truly be on.

Baku would make a fool of himself and break the first rule of mascots don't speak. From his whooping, gorilla chants (in an eagle suit?!), and clear sense of rhythm, fans would figure out Baku was in the mascot suit fairly quickly.

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#62
02-07-2023, 10:11 AM

I would be swinging down from the rafters right at the start of the game! Make a grand entrance but then all game I would be all over the crowd, interacting with the fans.
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#63
02-07-2023, 10:13 AM

Wine. Alcohol. The answer is always one of these 2. What better distraction than to be actually freaking drunk and throwing up on the ice? Make them gag.
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#64
02-07-2023, 10:42 AM

Firstly, it's ridiculous they would need me in the stands more than the ice. Secondly, I would bring my potato gun and launch as many spuds as possible at the opponent's bench.

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#65
02-07-2023, 10:46 AM

With Boots given the task of wearing the mascot suit, he spends most of the day trying to get in the way of his teammates or trying to frighten them on their way out of the showers. If allowed in public, Boots tries to get as much swag as he can and tries to give out as much to any kid he sees.

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#66
02-07-2023, 11:36 AM

Distract the opponent by intermittently blowing a ships foghorn behind their bench. Get the crowd riled up with some gyrating dance. Eat Nachos with cheese.

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#67
02-07-2023, 11:40 AM

For my one time only appearance in the mascot costume on ice, I would do the signature Carlton dance, from the French Prince of Bell Air TV show.

 
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#68
02-07-2023, 12:18 PM

People would know that Videl Valor is the mascot, because she would just chill on top of the Jumbotron, and occasionally take slap shots at other players for no reason.
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#69
02-07-2023, 01:35 PM

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Your task: What special flair would you bring to your evening in the mascot suit? What stunts do you pull? What dances do you do? How do you distract the other team?

How would I distract the other team? I will run onto the ice and start stealing sticks and blocking pucks. Now that is what I like to call proper distraction.

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#70
02-07-2023, 03:03 PM

Well the Winnipeg mascot is Sparkle the Bear. I think I would add a set of sharp metal teeth to the Sparkle costume and chase the other team's mascot around.

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#71
02-07-2023, 03:17 PM

Knowing from experience as a mascot myself, Munko's massive frame would do little but terrorize and inspire fear into many children in the stadium.

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#72
02-07-2023, 04:32 PM

My goal would definitely to be as annoying as humanly possible to the opposite team by always standing behind my own goal and dancing very suggestively whenever possible.

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#73
02-07-2023, 05:30 PM

If I was behind the wolf then I would be doing cartwheels and power slide all over the ice. We get scored on, powerslide. We score? Powerslide. Enough said.

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#74
02-07-2023, 06:19 PM

i will do the Masturbation Sex dance where i pretend to pull my pecker out of my mascot suit and then spit on my hand to lube it up and then jack off my pecker to completion and then foam (actual) rains down on the stands and they go crazy (in a good way) is this what you wanted @leviadan

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#75
02-07-2023, 06:33 PM

While off the ice I would not make the best mascot, but on the ice during intermission games and such I would be an absolute menace. I would definitely default dance on people off the ice though

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