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*FaraDian* · 02-08-2023, 05:13 PM

Marton has studied at the giant feet of Gritty and knows exactly what to do: a silent one-man version of MacBeth which unfolds at center ice over the course of the evening (pregame, intermissions, finally concluding after the final whistle.

Ragnar · 02-08-2023, 05:50 PM

That's super easy. I distract the team by getting behind their bench and pulling my mascot helmet or mask or whatever off and making out with @Zombiewolf passionately with lots of groping.

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roastpuff · 02-08-2023, 08:05 PM

I would make the hips shake like Shakira taught me. They won't even see it coming and then bam too distracted to play. Instant win!

***sköldpaddor*** · 02-08-2023, 09:13 PM

This is disgusting. This mascot suit smells nasty. So the first thing Lias is going to do is clean it and make it smell like cotton candy, he will fill it with delicious smells, and then he's going to do a beautiful figure skating routine as Stardust

*JURT* · 02-08-2023, 10:24 PM

I am going to do a lot of Fortnight dances for the kids because they love it and also domy sexy Pussycat Dolls "Buttons" choreography for all the furries out there.

***Sburbine*** · 02-08-2023, 11:08 PM

I knew someday practicing the backwards skating crabwalk during practice would pay off, I'd get out there on the ice with skates on my feet and hands and do sweet tricks on all fours

Theseajebus · 02-09-2023, 12:04 AM

I would be wearing so many tassels that would lite up as I fly through the arena doing sweet flips ,high kicks and upside down cartwheels. I would be a madman as I gave the crowd a apextacularar 3d drone show. I would also jersey the other teams mascot for fun!

taterswc · 02-09-2023, 05:45 AM

Makrus was born to be a mascot. The goofy dancing and showboating without any hockey skill. Makrus would take the crowd by storm with his fancy moves.

***retuperkele*** · 02-09-2023, 06:49 AM

I would just bounce around with a bosu ball and slap my ass while at it just to make them lose their focus so we could easily overcome them mentally

Bfine · 02-09-2023, 10:14 AM

The correct answer is to simply storm the opposing teams locker room under the anonymous guise of the mascot and start a fight, as the disruption should cause a forfeit and an automatic win for the Syndicate with clearly zero repercussions.

**Rich** · 02-09-2023, 11:28 AM

If I'm wearing the mascot suit, I want someone to reinforce the front a little bit so I can get going nice and fast, then dive and slide across the ice on my chest/stomach. I don't know why, but my first instinct right now is to slide across the ice like that. Seems like a lot of fun, but it could also be painful and bad for the suit, hence the reinforcing.

***Leafs4ever*** · 02-09-2023, 11:33 AM

I’m putting my skates on and going through an obstacle course on the ice, culminating in sliding down a ramp and flying through a ring of fire. Then, I’ll do a lap around the ice by sliding on my belly and doing the worm.

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scudmuffin19 · 02-09-2023, 01:22 PM

I mean, theres not a whole lot of costume for a giant goalie in an owl suit, but I can definitely say that there would be a lot of BOOT HOOTing.

*slothfacekilla* · 02-09-2023, 01:33 PM

I would have to borrow Gabe's gnome suit to wear as my special piece of flair and then I would just do a gnome dab all over the ice and in the stands to amuse all of the children who obviously love gnome dabs.

Nhlbeastmode_7777 · 02-09-2023, 02:24 PM

I would say that I would personally do whatever dance that is popular in social media. Because it is hip and is new and it would be cool to do and would distract the other team.

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