S69 mPT #4: Help Wanted
February 19th @ 11:59 PM (PST)
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Ace
SHL GM Chief Chicken Officer
Well, I already have a personal assistant, his name is Thelonius. I suppose what he does well is maintain his anonymity in public, conduct torture sessions on my behalf, and manage my dungeon. I pay him in room and board, and no financial compensation.
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Accka
Registered bank4lyfe
- Supply me with nuggets
- Supply me with enough sauce and/or mayo for said nuggets - Supply me with potato vedges(must be perfectly crispy, but not too crispy) - Supply me with chicken wings - Hose me down after a rough day - Water Pay: 1850$/month /
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brickwall35
Donators BoFA
My personal assistant will be tasked with making 6 weekly Chirper posts, with a minimum of 3 wishing @James Truong a happy birthday. They will also wash my car.
Randominoe
Registered Senior Member
- must be a strong, but fair, contract negotiator in order to serve as the player's agent
- must have strong local connections in order to secure sponsorship opportunities for the player - must be willing to accept a percentage of Vrana's contract as compensation instead of a flat rate.
SFresh3
Donators Donated
I would hire someone to read through all of my Discord messages that happen and give me a quick synopsis of what each server is talking about. Pay would be a quarter per message read.
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Ronniewalker
Registered Posting Freak
Lemo has never been the kind to rely much on other people to handle his things, but if anything he would maybe get someone to help him navigate the twists and turns of the American tax systems.
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After 69 shots on net with still no SHL goals to show for it, even the opposition started to feel so sorry for Lemo, that they decided to help him out :D
- Bad pass by Jack Klompus, he gave it right to Lemo Pihl.
- Lemo Pihl rips it to the net...
- Lemo Pihl will find the empty net, that should do it!
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Good_Ole_Kimmy
All-Star Committee NOT TUMMY
If Jolmi Koivu had a personal assistant their task would be to make sure that he always has w rizz and is constantly dripped out all the time. They will be paid in exposure
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Scp999v2
Registered Member
warners personal assistant would help with finances, sponsors and media and also be a chill dude to be around he would get paid a fair amount
gaby
Registered Posting Freak
Listen making 6M a year in Montreal after taxes reduce that number to 100k a year, Marco is just too broke to hire an assistant. Just ask a fan to do it for free, theyre crazy for their team
Ohtaay
SHL GM Beans?
The biggest role of my personal assistant will be to have freshly fried chicken tenders on deck, with at least 3 rotating dipping sauces. Chicken tenders are crucial to my on ice success.
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Muerto
Registered S15, S16, S24, S34, S38 Challenge Cup Champion
Grogu's personal assistant will:
- feed me - go get more food - feed me again - travel through space to find a group of sorcerors to return me to my people Can pay in Imperial Credits S76 SMJHL DRAFT 3RD OVERALL PICK S77 SHL DRAFT 4TH OVERALL PICK IIHF TEAM NORWAY
Nhlbeastmode_7777
Registered Member
My assistant will be focusing on socials, financial stuff, and groceries shopping. And he will be making 5M a year. Good luck and have the best time of it.
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Faelax
IIHF Federation Head S55, 60, 71 Challenge Cup Champion
McAl95
Registered Member
my personal assistant would just make sure there's no schedule conflicts and I get to where I need to be on time, I'd pay pretty well I think
sve7en
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