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S69 mPT #4: Help Wanted February 19th @ 11:59 PM (PST)
Offline iStegosauruz
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#166
02-19-2023, 04:30 PM

Being the personal assistant for a shark is easy - make sure the water is the ideal temperature when I arrive home and that there is live food to eat.
Offline boom
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#167
02-19-2023, 04:52 PM

Sophie's personal assistant would be responsible for stuff like finances and taxes. Given that she lives in California during the season but also has a place in Quebec where she can go when visiting home, there's a lot of paperwork to deal with and it's better to have someone around who understands those things.

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Offline NJBadApple
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Player: Apollo Seaborne

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#168
02-19-2023, 04:55 PM

My personal assistant will be fielding phone calls for interviews and setting up charity work within the local community. They'll also do my bi-weekly potato shopping trip, and get paid in shillings.

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Offline Atox
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#169
02-19-2023, 05:01 PM

My personal assistant would deal with tasks speaking on my behalf for business opportunities such as advertisements, sponsors, and help build my schedule for any of these opportunities.

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Offline Crunk
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#170
02-19-2023, 05:09 PM

Viktor Krunk personal assistant will bring blini to games.

Must have all time vodka and know Soviet anthem to sing.

Pay is 3 rouble 50 kopek and two pack of Apollo-Soyuz a day,

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Offline TheGreatToeJam
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#171
02-19-2023, 05:25 PM

  • Stand over me while I sleep with a hot cup of black coffee and hand it to me the second I wake up.
  • Promptly leave.
  • Cook breakfast while I shower - arrange the rest of my meals and snacks for the rest of the day.
  • Take care of the media for me, AKA - tell them to kick rocks.

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Offline TonyW19
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#172
02-19-2023, 05:41 PM

I don't think I would do a great job with taking care of my equipment so I am looking for someone like Hans from the mighty ducks. Pay would be negotiable but if they teach me how they sharpen blades, or whatever, I'll throw in a lifetime supply of nachos and tacos...and modelos...

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Offline sakrosankt
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#173
02-19-2023, 05:44 PM

My personal assistant would have to manage the best way to spend my time on. Like efficiency wise. I won't pay him/her anything so I won't have a personal assistant and continue to spend my time reeeeaaaallly inefficient.

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Offline raymond3000
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#174
02-19-2023, 05:59 PM (This post was last modified: 02-19-2023, 06:00 PM by raymond3000. Edited 2 times in total.)

Andreas' personal assistant is expected to:
  • Manage his busy schedule and timetable
  • Act as his chaffeur and drive him around
  • Prepare his meals to follow his strict diet

Pay is $150k per year.

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Offline Thunfish
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#175
02-19-2023, 06:08 PM

Anton Harrier's assistant is expected to be able to manage their cool at all odds, regardless of what bizarre situation they get themselves into. Skateboard knowledge is recommended but not obligatory.

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Offline Punk42AE
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#176
02-19-2023, 06:28 PM

JR Frankenstero is looking to hire a 24 hour on call "Beard Groomer", the position will start with a salary of 42 thousand and be something that would have an oppertunity to move up if something else came avaibale.  Apply with-in
Offline eddiesnothere
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#177
02-19-2023, 06:32 PM

My personal assistant will be paid $19,000 an hour to simply ignore my dad's calls every day for the rest of his life. I consider that fair.



Offline micool132
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#178
02-19-2023, 06:46 PM

MY assistant will be in charge of getting me the most recent gfuels served everyday. Buying new stocks, rotating the old stocks and sometimes mixing new flavours together to keep me on the edge. I will pay 20$ an hour for the position, the requirements are that anytime I need agfuel it is served to me within the next 2 minutes and that it be cold.



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Offline Whitecap
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#179
02-19-2023, 07:07 PM

My personal assistant will be asked to do all my PTs, and to keep track of all tasks so I don't miss any TPE. That way I can be the best player with minimal effort.

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#180
02-19-2023, 07:11 PM

My personal assistant will keep track of any available TPE for me. Schedule all meetings or appearances around my workouts. And they will be paid with a place to stay and unlimited tacos.

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