I completely forgot about Four Star Showdown this season (my apologies), so to make up the TPE, please welcome the sPT!

Task: Write 2 haikus.

You will receive 2 TPE for fulfilling all requirements.

Deadline: Sunday, March 12th @ 11:59 PM PST

Friendly reminder of haikus consist of 5 syllables in the first verse, 7 in the second verse and 5 in the 3rd verse.

Here is an example 

Ruggsy likes haikus
He writes one every morning 
I love reading them 

Happy writing 

Thanks to @Ragnar, @High Stick King and @Maxy for the sigs!

Max Manning || Center || Winnipeg Aurora || 2043 Peak TPE Raptors and Argonauts Alumni Birthplace: Vancouver, BC S61-S62 Colorado Alternate Captain S63 Colorado Captain S69 Seattle Alternate Captain --- SHL Regular Season Statistics: S64 | SEA | 66 GP | 16 G | 18 A | 34 P | +11 | 20 PIM | 66 H | 33 SB | 17:57 ATOI S65 | SEA | 66 GP | 8 G | 20 A | 28 P | -2 | 10 PIM | 73 H | 61 SB | 18:30 ATOI S66 | SEA | 66 GP | 22 G | 33 A | 55 P | +11 | 30 PIM | 57 H | 34 SB | 19:34 ATOI S67 | SEA | 66 GP | 18 G | 33 A | 51 P | +18 | 22 PIM | 144 H | 42 SB | 19:16 ATOI S68 | SEA | 66 GP | 66 G | 47 A | 113 P | +46 | 46 PIM | 73 H | 33 SB | 21:28 ATOI S69 | SEA | 66 GP | 55 G | 54 A | 109 P | +52 | 56 PIM | 70 H | 32 SB | 21:46 ATOI S70 | SEA | 66 GP | 63 G | 47 A | 110 P | +23 | 37 PIM | 79 H | 23 SB | 22:19 ATOI  S71 | SEA | 66 GP | 41 G | 46 A | 87 P | +1 | 55 PIM | 84 H | 44 SB | 24:12 ATOI S72 | WPG | 66 GP | 33 G | 50 A | 83 P | +41 | 57 PIM | 56 H | 39 SB | 20:18 ATOI S73 | WPG | 66 GP | 31 G | 37 A | 68 P | +27 | 40 PIM | 58 H | 48 SB | 18:35 ATOI S74 | BAP | 66 GP | 14 G | 46 A | 60 P | +28 | 26 PIM | 87 H | 66 SB | 18:26 ATOI S75 | BAP | 66 GP | 14 G | 61 A | 75 P | +23 | 14 PIM | 125 H | 57 SB | 18:47 ATOI --- SHL Playoffs Statistics: S64 | SEA | 7 GP | 3 G | 1 A | 4 P | 0 | 0 PIM | 8 H | 7 SB | 18:41 ATOI S65 | SEA | 6 GP | 1 G | 3 A | 4 P | -2 | 0 PIM | 5 H | 1 SB | 18:53 ATOI S66 | SEA | 22 GP | 9 G | 4 A | 13 P | +1 | 6 PIM | 29 H | 11 SB | 21:10 ATOI S67 | SEA | 23 GP | 8 G | 16 A | 24 P | +13 | 10 PIM | 57 H | 20 SB | 19:14 ATOI S68 | SEA | 21 GP | 18 G | 14 A | 32 P | +16 | 2 PIM | 17 H | 16 SB | 23:16 ATOI S69 | SEA | 16 GP | 14 G | 12 A | 26 P | +9 | 4 PIM | 15 H | 10 SB | 23:41 ATOI S70 | SEA | 13 GP | 11 G | 10 A | 21 P | 0 | 6 PIM | 10 H | 7 SB | 23:14 ATOI S71 | SEA | 7 GP | 4 G | 3 A | 7 P | -1 | 2 PIM | 9 H | 3 SB | 25:10 ATOI S72 | WPG | 19 GP | 12 G | 7 A | 19 P | +4 | 14 PIM | 17 H | 12 SB | 19:38 ATOI S73 | WPG | 17 GP | 12 G | 7 A | 19 P | +9 | 8 PIM | 16 H | 21 SB | 19:15 ATOI  S74 | BAP | 12 GP | 2 G | 9 A | 11 P | -1 | 2 PIM | 22 H | 10 SB | 20:11 ATOI --- SMJHL Regular Season Statistics: S60 | COL | 66 GP | 3 G | 15 A | 18 P | -14 | 10 PIM | 28 H | 73 BS | 11:22 ATOI S61 | COL | 66 GP | 20 G | 34 A | 54 P | +33 | 12 PIM | 50 H | 70 BS | 15:59 ATOI S62 | COL | 66 GP | 19 G | 26 A | 45 P | +10 | 6 PIM | 71 H | 92 BS | 18:53 ATOI S63 | COL | 66 GP | 22 G | 43 A | 65 P | +23 | 12 PIM | 43 H | 87 BS | 19:44 ATOI Career | 264 GP | 64 G | 118 A | 182 P | +52 | 40 PIM | 192 H | 322 BS   --- SMJHL Playoffs Statistics: S60 | COL | 7 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | 0 | 0 PIM | 4 H | 4 BS | 12:20 ATOI S61 | COL | 9 GP | 5 G | 1 A | 6 P | +1 | 0 PIM | 6 H | 11 BS | 15:22 ATOI  S62 | COL | 10 GP | 2 G | 5 A | 7 P | +1 | 0 PIM | 6 H | 10 BS | 18:44 ATOI  S63 | COL | 6 GP | 2 G | 3 A | 5 P | +1 | 0 PIM | 5 H | 5 BS | 20:57 ATOI Career | 32 GP | 9 G | 9 A | 18 P | +3 | 0 PIM | 21 H | 30 BS  --- Awards: S61 | WJC | Alex Andani Award S61 | SMJHL | All Star S63 | COL | Troy McClure III Trophy S63 | COL | Nick Brain Trophy S63 | SMJHL | All Star S68 | SHL | All Star S68 | SHL | 1st All Star Team S68 | SHL | Jay McDonald Trophy Winner S68 | SHL | Sergei Karpotsov Trophy Winner S68 | SHL | Ron Mexico Trophy Nomination S68 | SHL | Sarmad Khan Trophy Winner S68 | SHL | Anton Razov Trophy Winner S68 | SHL | Aidan Richan Trophy Winner S69 | SHL | All Star S69 | SHL | 2nd All Star Team S69 | SHL | Jay McDonald Trophy Winner S69 | SHL | Sarmad Khan Trophy Nomination S69 | SMJHL | Elias Armia Trophy Winner S70 | SHL | All Star S70 | SHL | 1st All Star Team S70 | SHL | Jay McDonald Trophy Winner S70 | SHL | Ron Mexico Trophy Nomination S70 | SHL | Sarmad Khan Trophy Nomination S71 | SHL | All Star Achievements: S63 | WJC | Silver Medal S64 | IIHF | Bronze Medal S66 | SHL | Cole Reinhart Trophy Winner S66 | IIHF | Silver Medal S67 | SHL | Challenge Cup Winner S67 | SHL | Cole Reinhart Trophy Winner S68 | SHL | Challenge Cup Winner S68 | SHL | Cole Reinhart Trophy Winner S68 | SHL | President's Trophy Winner S68 | SHL | Single Season Goals Record Holder - 66 S68 | SHL | Held Single Season Points Record - 113 S68 | SHL | Season Power Play Goals Record Holder - 26 S69 | IIHF | Gold Medal S72 | SHL | Challenge Cup Winner S72 | SHL | Cole Reinhart Trophy Winner --- Transactions: S60: Drafted 56OA by COL S60: Signed to a 1 year, $4.0M contract by COL S61: Drafted 20OA by SEA S61: Signed to a 1 year, $2.5M contract by SEA S62: Signed to a 2 year, $5.0M contract by SEA S64: Signed to a 2 year, $6.0M contract by SEA S66: Signed to a 1 year, $4.0M contract by SEA S67: Signed to a 1 year, $5.0M contract by SEA S68: Signed to a 1 year, $6.0M contract by SEA S69: Signed to a 3 year, $12.0M contract by SEA S71: Signed to a 1 year, $6.0M contract by SEA S71: Signed to a 2 year, $12.0M contract extension by SEA S71: Traded to WPG S73: Traded to BAP S75: Signed to a 1 year, $4.0M contract by BAP ---
Lindy Wilson || GM of the Colorado Raptors S71-present Raptors GM S68-S70 Raptors Co-GM --- S68 | COL | 26 W | 31 L | 9 OTL | 61 P | .462 PTS% S69 | COL | 28 W | 35 L | 3 OTL | 59 P | .447 PTS% S70 | COL | 46 W | 17 L | 3 OTL | 95 P | .720 PTS% TOTAL COL | 100 W | 83 L | 15 OTL | 215 P | .543 PTS% --- PLAYOFFS S65 - Eliminated in Round 2 of the SMJHL Playoffs S68 - Eliminated in Round 1 of the SMJHL Playoffs S70 - Eliminated in Round 2 of the SMJHL Playoffs S71 - Eliminated in Round 2 of the SMJHL Playoffs --- AWARDS S70 - Nominated for the Nour Harrak Award

  

Haiku #1
What is a haiku
You said it is three five three
Did five seven five

You fixed your old post
Now my haiku makes no sense
This one's a bonus

Haiku #2
The forge won the cup
The citadelles won the cup
I want to win too

Yukon Malamutes Hall of Fame

 

Trading Cards - Trade me your Granny Panpans!

Granny Panpan Count: 258

quebec won the cup
twice the four star champions
it is a great team


i forgot to do
my two deep dive articles
ramen and flex mad

S58 Elias Armia Award Winner

Haiku One

Amidst cheers and cries,
Quebec's Citadelles triumphed,
Detroit Falcons fell


Haiku Two

Forge's fiery might,
Winnipeg's Aurora fades,
Phillly with the win

Haiku #1
We struggled at first
But we fought back to the top
Sadly lost early

Haiku #2
My rookie year went well
I’m ready for next season
I’m hoping it goes well

Sig made by - @Ragnar or @XxCL16xX (if you made one for me let me know ill tag you)

Won the cup we have
Quebec are the champions
We are so awesome

Why is this so hard
I am struggling so much
why do this to me

Sig By @enigmatic

Three words for Line Two
It’s Newfoundland Berserkers
That’s a dope haiku

Mit’s the best Wobet
Shore doesn’t even equate
Just you watch and wait

Mitchell "Mit" Wobet | "C" | RD #51          Newfoundland Berserkers              S69 13OA SMJHL Draft
Mitchell "Mit" Wobet | RD #51         Tampa Bay Barracuda            S70 9OA SHL Draft

Big Thanks to @Sburbine & @Carpy48 for the dope graphic!
[img=0x0]https://i.imgur.com/sgu3vVP.png[/img]

syllables whats that
i have never needed that crap
raptors for life thats that

Soon season will begin
fans, show up through thick and thin
colorado win

I have to write this.
I don't even like haikus.
Is this over now?

The first one is done.
Now to write another one.
This is so boring.

 
Rhett "Shaggy" Carpet | G | Winnipeg Aurora | Team Finland Height: 6'4" | Weight: 215 lbs Birthplace: Helsinki, Finland Number: 70 ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ SHL Career Statistics (Regular Season): S73 | TOR | GP: 51 (18-23-5) | 0.895 SV% | 4.40 GAA | SO: 2 | GR: 73 S74 | WPG | GP: 26 (13-8-2) | 0.890 SV% | 3.29 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 65 S75 | WPG | GP: 28 (18-5-0) | 0.917 SV% | 2.24 GAA | SO: 6 | GR: 73 S76 | WPG | GP: 57 (32-20-2) | 0.910 SV% | 3.19 GAA | SO: 3 | GR: 77 S77 | WPG | GP: 56 (22-29-3) | 0.901 SV% | 3.78 GAA | SO: 4 | GR: 75 S78 | WPG | GP: 56 (24-22-5) | 0.904 SV% | 3.71 GAA | SO: 3 | GR: 76 S79 | WPG | GP: 56 (22-32-4) | 0.879 SV% | 4.37 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 66 S80 | WPG | GP: 58 (21-29-3) | 0.895 SV% | 4.25 GAA | SO: 1 | GR: 73 ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ SHL Career Statistics (Playoffs): S73 | TOR | GP: 5 (1-3-1) | 0.885 SV% | 6.60 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 70 S74 | WPG | GP: 3 (1-0-0) | 0.950 SV% | 1.43 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 56 (backup) S75 | WPG | backup goalie during playoffs, didn't play games S76 | WPG | GP: 15 (9-6-0) | 0.913 SV% | 3.15 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 79 S77 | WPG | GP: 5 (1-4-0) | 0.852 SV% | 6.50 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 57 S78 | WPG | GP: 4 (0-3-1) | 0.864 SV% | 5.73 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 64 S79 | WPG | GP: 4 (0-3-1) | 0.885 SV% | 5.13 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 75 S80 | WPG | GP: 4 (0-4-0) | 0.900 SV% | 4.79 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 81 ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ SMJHL Career Statistics (Regular Season): S69 | NL | GP: 22 (14-6-2) | 0.897 SV% | 2.15 GAA | SO: 4 | GR: 66 S70 | NL | GP: 32 (14-15-1) | 0.883 SV% | 3.69 GAA | SO: 1 | GR: 65 S71 | NL | GP: 48 (30-13-2) | 0.903 SV% | 3.20 GAA | SO: 5 | GR: 73 S72 | NL | GP: 51 (26-18-3) | 0.883 SV% | 4.02 GAA | SO: 4 | GR: 66 ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ SMJHL Career Statistics (Playoffs): S69 | NL | backup goalie during playoffs (lost in 3rd round) S70 | NL | GP: 2 (0-0-0) | 0.868 SV% | 4.02 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 57 (won cup) S71 | NL | GP: 16 (8-6-2) | 0.916 SV% | 2.73 GAA | SO: 3 | GR: 76 (lost in final) S72 | NL | GP: 12 (6-6-0) | 0.918 SV% | 3.14 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 84 ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ International Statistics (with Team Finland): S69 | WJC | GP: 9 (3-5-0) | 0.902 SV% | 3.84 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 74 S70 | WJC | GP: 9 (4-4-0) | 0.907 SV% | 2.91 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 76 S70 | IIHF | GP: 3 (1-1-1) | 0.913 SV% | 2.33 GAA | SO: 1 | GR: 76 S71 | WJC | GP: 9 (5-2-1) | 0.919 SV% | 2.29 GAA | SO: 2 | GR: 74 S71 | IIHF | GP: 4 (3-1-0) | 0.911 SV% | 2.00 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 70 S72 | WJC | GP: 7 (2-4-1) | 0.902 SV% | 3.69 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 77 S72 | IIHF | GP: 5 (3-1-0) | 0.847 SV% | 4.95 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 54 S73 | IIHF | GP: 5 (1-4-0) | 0.874 SV% | 4.87 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 65 S74 | IIHF | GP: 8 (2-5-0) | 0.890 SV% | 3.96 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 68 S75 | IIHF | GP: 10 (6-1-2) | 0.913 SV% | 2.90 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 76 S76 | IIHF | GP: 9 (7-1-0) | 0.898 SV% | 3.14 GAA | SO: 1 | GR: 69 S77 | IIHF | GP: 9 (4-5-0) | 0.892 SV% | 3.78 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 72 S78 | IIHF | GP: 10 (4-5-0) | 0.897 SV% | 3.03 GAA | SO: 1 | GR: 67 S79 | IIHF | GP: 8 (2-6-0) | 0.869 SV% | 4.10 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 61 S80 | IIHF | GP: 9 (8-1-0) | 0.929 SV% | 1.89 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 78 ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ International Statistics Medal Rounds (with Team Finland): S70 | WJC | GP: 2 (1-1-0) | 0.922 SV% | 2.51 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 80 S71 | WJC | GP: 3 (2-1-0) | 0.874 SV% | 3.67 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 62 S73 | IIHF | backup goalie during medal round - won bronze S74 | IIHF | GP: 3 (1-2-0) | 0.893 SV% | 3.72 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 74 S75 | IIHF | GP: 1 (0-1-0) | 0.945 SV% | 3.02 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 98 S76 | IIHF | GP: 1 (0-1-0) | 0.891 SV% | 5.02 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 81 S77 | IIHF | GP: 3 (2-1-0) | 0.935 SV% | 2.00 GAA | SO: 1 | GR: 87 S78 | IIHF | GP: 3 (2-1-0) | 0.899 SV% | 3.35 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 72 S80 | IIHF | GP: 1 (0-1-0) | 0.739 SV% | 8.80 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 27 ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ Transactions: S69: Drafted #5 overall by Newfoundland (SMJHL) S69: Signed contract with Newfoundland: 1 year/$2M (+$2M bonus) S70: Drafted #23 overall by Toronto (SHL) S70: Signed ELC contract with Toronto: 1 year/$3M S71: Signed extension with Toronto: 3 years/$9M (NTC) S72: Signed extension with Toronto: 3 years/$9M (NTC) S74: Traded to Winnipeg Aurora S76: Signed extension with Winnipeg: 3 years/$18M (NTC) S79: Signed extension with Winnipeg: 2 years/$8M (NTC, HTD) ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ Awards/Achievements: SMJHL Zach Miller Award (Most Dedicated User) - Nomination (S69) Won Four Star Cup with Newfoundland (S70) Named Alternate Captain for Newfoundland (S71-S72) Cedric Robinson Trophy (Best Goalie) - Nomination (S71, S72) SMJHL All-Star (1st team): S71 SMJHL All-Star (All Defense team): S71 Won WJC Bronze Medal with Finland (S71) Peter Larson Award (Best WJC Goalie) - Nomination (S71) SHL Won IIHF Bronze Medal with Finland (S73, S77) Won IIHF Silver Medal with Finland (S78) Won Cole Reinhart Trophy with Winnipeg (S74) 2x Damian Littleton Award (Most Dedicated Member) (nomination S75, S77) Damian Littleton Award (Most Dedicated Member) Winner (S78) Best IIHF Goalie - Nomination (S75) All-Star Skills Competition (S76) 2nd All-Star Team (S76) John McBride Trophy (Best Goalie) Nomination (S76) Team Captain (Winnipeg Aurora) (S78-79) Assistant Captain (Winnipeg Aurora) (S80-) ~~~ League Jobs/Positions: Graphic Grader (S46-S50) SMJHL Lethbridge/Newfoundland Team Advisor/Coach (since S49) IIHF Finland Co-Fed Head (S50-S60) Graphic Graders Department Head (since S51) IIHF Finland Fed Head (since S61) Trading Card Team Management Advisor (since S68)


sigs either by @Wasty, @Nokazoa, @sulovilen, @"Capt_Blitzkrieg", @sköldpaddor, @Ragnar, @enigmatic, @Lime or myself
Harry Carpet | Toronto North Stars | Team Finland | Goalie S46-S69 | SHL HOF Height: 6'3" | Weight: 208 lbs Birthplace: Turku, Finland Player Type: Hybrid Goalie Number: 48 Peak TPE: 2138 (first 2k+ goalie in SHL history) ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ SHL Career Statistics (Regular Season): S47 | TOR | GP: 1 (1-0-0) | 0.897 SV% | 3.00 GAA | SO: 0 S48 | TOR | GP: 5 (4-1-0) | 0.893 SV% | 3.16 GAA | SO: 0 S49 | TOR | GP: 44 (18-24-2) | 0.904 SV% | 3.34 GAA | SO: 2 S50 | TOR | GP: 44 (23-19-2) | 0.907 SV% | 3.29 GAA | SO: 1 S51 | TOR | GP: 44 (18-23-3) | 0.914 SV% | 3.03 GAA | SO: 3 S52 | TOR | GP: 44 (19-18-7) | 0.915 SV% | 3.08 GAA | SO: 2 ---change from STHS to FHM6--- S53 | TOR | GP: 46 (5-34-3) | 0.906 SV% | 4.84 GAA | SO: 1 | GR: 73 S54 | TOR | GP: 46 (10-30-2) | 0.922 SV% | 3.47 GAA | SO: 4 | GR: 78 S55 | TOR | GP: 48 (10-33-1) | 0.916 SV% | 3.98 GAA | SO: 2 | GR: 77 S56 | TOR | GP: 45 (19-23-2) | 0.917 SV% | 2.95 GAA | SO: 4 | GR: 75 S57 | TOR | GP: 50 (26-17-4) | 0.918 SV% | 2.57 GAA | SO: 6 | GR: 73 S58 | TOR | GP: 48 (33-10-5) | 0.918 SV% | 2.38 GAA | SO: 3 | GR: 73 S59 | TOR | GP: 54 (38-13-3) | 0.925 SV% | 2.40 GAA | SO: 8 | GR: 79 S60 | TOR | GP: 54 (34-14-6) | 0.919 SV% | 2.60 GAA | SO: 4 | GR: 78 S61 | TOR | GP: 58 (30-21-3) | 0.916 SV% | 2.59 GAA | SO: 8 | GR: 71 S62 | TOR | GP: 55 (28-22-5) | 0.928 SV% | 2.49 GAA | SO: 9 | GR: 79 S63 | TOR | GP: 54 (31-19-4) | 0.926 SV% | 2.67 GAA | SO: 5 | GR: 80 S64 | TOR | GP: 56 (18-33-2) | 0.917 SV% | 3.79 GAA | SO: 3 | GR: 79 S65 | TOR | GP: 51 (27-21-3) | 0.913 SV% | 3.19 GAA | SO: 1 | GR: 75 ---change from FHM6 to FHM8--- S66 | TOR | GP: 52 (29-21-2) | 0.891 SV% | 3.29 GAA | SO: 1 | GR: 68 S67 | TOR | GP: 40 (27-11-2) | 0.918 SV% | 2.30 GAA | SO: 4 | GR: 75 S68 | TOR | GP: 31 (22-6-1) | 0.884 SV% | 3.60 GAA | SO: 2 | GR: 66 S69 | TOR | GP: 36 (9-24-0) | 0.896 SV% | 4.85 GAA | SO: 1 | GR: 73 ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ SHL Career Statistics (Playoffs): S49 | TOR | did not qualify S50 | TOR | GP: 12 (6-6-0) | 0.912 SV% | 3.34 GAA | SO: 0 S51 | TOR | did not qualify S52 | TOR | GP:   4 (0-4-0) | 0.883 SV% | 5.25 GAA | SO: 0 ---change from STHS to FHM6--- S53 | TOR | did not qualify S54 | TOR | did not qualify S55 | TOR | did not qualify S56 | TOR | did not qualify S57 | TOR | did not qualify S58 | TOR | GP: 19 (11-6-2) | 0.912 SV% | 2.35 GAA | SO: 3 | GR: 70 S59 | TOR | did not qualify S60 | TOR | GP:   4 (0-3-1)  | 0.912 SV% | 4.03 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 75 S61 | TOR | GP:   5 (1-2-2)  | 0.939 SV% | 2.33 GAA | SO: 1 | GR: 87 S62 | TOR | GP:   4 (0-4-0)  | 0.911 SV% | 4.51 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 84 S63 | TOR | GP:   5 (1-2-2)  | 0.920 SV% | 3.39 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 82 S64 | TOR | GP:   5 (1-4-0)  | 0.916 SV% | 5.11 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 77 S65 | TOR | GP:   6 (2-4-0)  | 0.905 SV% | 4.19 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 73 ---change from FHM6 to FHM8--- S66 | TOR | GP: 10 (4-5-1) | 0.902 SV% | 3.34 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 75 S67 | TOR | GP: 11 (6-5-0) | 0.880 SV% | 3.82 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 66 S68 | TOR | GP: 6 (2-3-0) | 0.872 SV% | 5.32 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 62 S69 | TOR | did not qualify ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ SMJHL Career Statistics (Regular Season): S46 | LET | GP: 14 (5-6-2)    | 0.891 SV% | 2.59 GAA | SO: 1 S47 | LET | GP: 22 (7-6-3)    | 0.879 SV% | 2.87 GAA | SO: 1 S48 | LET | GP: 44 (22-21-1) | 0.886 SV% | 3.05 GAA | SO: 1 ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ SMJHL Career Statistics (Playoffs): S48 | LET | GP: 12 (6-5-1) | 0.880 SV% | 2.66 GAA | SO: 0 ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ International Statistics (with Team Finland): S46 | WJC | GP: 27 (6-19-2) | 0.894 SV% | 3.04 GAA | SO: 1 S46 | IIHF | GP:  2 (1-0-0) | 0.976 SV% | 0.74 GAA | SO: 0 S47 | WJC | GP: 27 (13-13-1) | 0.890 SV% | 2.89 GAA | SO: 2 S48 | WJC | GP: 14 (7-7-0) | 0.905 SV% | 2.36 GAA | SO: 2 S48 | IIHF | GP:  9 (1-6-0) | 0.882 SV% | 3.51 GAA | SO: 0 S49 | IIHF | GP: 12 (6-6-0) | 0.914 SV% | 3.02 GAA | SO: 0 S50 | IIHF | GP: 12 (2-8-2) | 0.889 SV% | 3.62 GAA | SO: 0 S51 | IIHF | GP: 12 (3-7-2) | 0.893 SV% | 3.27 GAA | SO: 0 S52 | IIHF | GP: 12 (5-7-0) | 0.889 SV% | 4.13 GAA | SO: 1 ---change from STHS to FHM6--- S53 | IIHF | GP: 12 (4-8-0) | 0.894 SV% | 4.18 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 69 S54 | IIHF | GP: 12 (4-5-3) | 0.914 SV% | 3.27 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 75    S55 | IIHF | GP: 12 (2-8-2) | 0.894 SV% | 4.51 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 68  S56 | IIHF | GP:   6 (2-3-1) | 0.922 SV% | 3.28 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 80  S57 | IIHF | GP: 10 (4-5-0) | 0.911 SV% | 3.87 GAA | SO: 2 | GR: 75  S58 | IIHF | GP:   7 (2-5-0) | 0.900 SV% | 3.82 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 73  S59 | IIHF | GP:   9 (4-4-1) | 0.932 SV% | 2.41 GAA | SO: 2 | GR: 83  S60 | IIHF | GP:   8 (5-3-0) | 0.941 SV% | 2.00 GAA | SO: 1 | GR: 87  S61 | IIHF | GP:   8 (6-1-1) | 0.909 SV% | 2.92 GAA | SO: 1 | GR: 70  S62 | IIHF | GP:   9 (5-2-2) | 0.901 SV% | 2.40 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 62  S63 | IIHF | GP:   5 (0-4-0) | 0.875 SV% | 3.90 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 57  S64 | IIHF | GP:   5 (3-1-1) | 0.915 SV% | 2.91 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 74  S65 | IIHF | GP:   7 (7-0-0) | 0.888 SV% | 2.49 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 61  S66 | IIHF | GP:   4 (2-1-1) | 0.880 SV% | 3.67 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 64  S67 | IIHF | GP:   4 (3-1-0) | 0.896 SV% | 2.46 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 67  S68 | IIHF | GP:   4 (4-0-0) | 0.930 SV% | 1.75 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 77  S69 | IIHF | GP:   3 (2-1-0) | 0.876 SV% | 4.00 GAA | SO: 0| GR: 66   ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ International Statistics Medal Round (with Team Finland): S47 | IIHF | GP:   1 (0-0-0) | 0.889 SV% | 4.18 GAA | SO: 0   S60 | IIHF | GP:   1 (0-1-0) | 0.941 SV% | 8.92 GAA | SO: 0   S61 | IIHF | GP:   2 (1-0-1) | 0.910 SV% | 2.96 GAA | SO: 0   S62 | IIHF | GP:   3 (3-0-0) | 0.974 SV% | 0.67 GAA | SO: 1   S64 | IIHF | GP:   3 (3-0-0) | 0.962 SV% | 1.33 GAA | SO: 0   S65 | IIHF | GP:   1 (0-1-0) | 0.852 SV% | 4.05 GAA | SO: 0   S66 | IIHF | backup goalie in medal round (team won gold)  S67 | IIHF | backup goalie in medal round (team won bronze)  S68 | IIHF | backup goalie in medal round (team won silver)  ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ Transactions: S46: Drafted #41 overall by Lethbridge (SMJHL) S46: Signed contract with Lethbridge: 1 year/$3M S47: Drafted #28 overall by Toronto (SHL) S47: Signed ELC with Toronto: 2 years/$7M S49: Signed extension with Toronto: 2 years/$9M S51: Signed extension with Toronto: 1 year/$5M S52: Signed extension with Toronto: 6 years/$36M S58: Signed extension with Toronto: 3 years/$12M (HTD) S61: Signed extension with Toronto: 2 years/$8M (HTD) S63: Signed extension with Toronto: 1 year/$4M (HTD) S64: Signed extension with Toronto: 1 year/$3M (HTD) S65: Signed extension with Toronto: 1 year/$3M (HTD) S66: Signed extension with Toronto: 1 year/$2M (HTD) S67: Signed extension with Toronto: 1 year/$2M (HTD) S68: Signed extension with Toronto: 1 year/$2M (HTD) S69: Signed extension with Toronto: 1 year/$1M (HTD) ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ Awards/Achievements: SMJHL ~~~ Lethbridge Lions: Top Goalie Award (S48) Monkey D. Luffy Award (Most Dedicated Player) (S48) Newfoundland Berserkers: Founding Member Four Star Cup Winner (as Coach)(S55) SHL ~~~ Toronto North Stars: Team Captain (S50-58, S62-69) Team Alternate Captain (S59-61) Mark Harter Award (Best Goalie) (S53-57) Kristian Eriksson Award (Team MVP) (S53-56) JJ Krever Award (Best Locker Room Presence) (S57) Team Goalie Coach (since S71) ~~~ SHL All-Star (All-Rookie team): S49 3x SHL All-Star (1st team): S59, S63, S67 2x SHL All-Star (2nd team): S54, S62 SHL All-Star (3rd team): S51 SHL All-Star Game - Team East: S59, S63, S67 Damian Littleton Award (Most Dedicated Member) - Winner (S67) 2x Damian Littleton Award (Most Dedicated Member) - Nomination (S55, S62) 3x John McBride Trophy (Best Goalie) Winner (S59, S62, S63) 4x John McBride Trophy (Best Goalie) Nomination (S54, S58, S60, S67) SHL Hall of Fame (class of 71) - first ballot IIHF Hall of Fame (class of 75) ~~~ Goalie records: League Record Holder in Shutouts (74) and in GP (1,006) Former League Record Holder in Wins (479) until S72 ~~~ IIHF ~~~ Team Finland: Best Goalie (S60) Bronze Medal (S61, S67) Silver Medal (S68) Gold Medal (S62, S64, S66)


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Rookie season can
Be summed up in just one line.
It’s “cool or rad, yo?”

Have you ever seen
A Frenchman who loves Dino’s?
I have, It’s Frenchie.

haiku are stupid
writing makes me hate my life
end me sir soon please


sunshine on my mind
ocean breeze along my side
waves crash day and night

1.
Iliket likes things
these things are usually green
And also slow as fuck

2.
Urtles loves one thing
Urtles is a simple man 
Urtles likes turtles

  Iliket Urtles | #72 | RW | Hamilton Steelhawks | S70 | 1407 TPE (S69 - )   

    Adam Scianna | #31 | D | Texas Renegades | S52 | 2168 TPE (S51 - S68)  Birthplace: Trondheim, Norway Height: 6'2" Weight: 225 lbs Number: 31 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Regular Season  S55 [TEX] | GP: 50  G: 5  A: 16  P: 21 +/-: +3  PIM: 18  HIT: 72  SB: 55 | S56 [TEX] | GP: 50  G: 11  A: 13  P: 24 +/-: +6  PIM: 24  HIT: 72  SB: 54 | S57 [TEX] | GP: 66  G: 9  A: 33  P: 42 +/-: +24  PIM: 32  HIT: 80  SB: 98 | S58 [TEX] | GP: 66  G: 19  A: 33  P: 52 +/-: +49  PIM: 17  HIT: 83  SB: 98 | S59 [TEX] | GP: 66  G: 12  A: 37  P: 49 +/-: +40  PIM: 18  HIT: 89  SB: 91 | S60 [TEX] | GP: 66  G: 19  A: 27  P: 46 +/-: +17  PIM: 14  HIT: 68  SB: 87 | S61 [TEX] | GP: 66  G: 18  A: 36  P: 54 +/-: +29  PIM: 12  HIT: 26  SB: 99 | S62 [TEX] | GP: 66  G: 15  A: 43  P: 58 +/-: +29  PIM: 8  HIT: 14  SB: 84 | S63 [TEX] | GP: 66  G: 13  A: 30  P: 43 +/-: +39  PIM: 12  HIT: 73  SB: 108 | S64 [TEX] | GP: 66  G: 16  A: 30  P: 46 +/-: +27  PIM: 16  HIT: 107  SB: 112 | S65 [TEX] | GP: 66  G: 8  A: 22  P: 30 +/-: -30  PIM: 16  HIT: 104  SB: 157 | S66 [TEX] | GP: 66  G: 5  A: 15  P: 20 +/-: -18  PIM: 24  HIT: 58  SB: 100 | S67 [LAP] | GP: 66  G: 2  A: 10  P: 10 +/-: /5  PIM: 20  HIT: 63  SB: 33 | ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF S51 [Norway] | [RD] GP: 12  G: 0  A: 2  P: 2  +/-: -5  PIM: 6  HIT: 28  SB: 27 | S52 [Norway] | [RD] GP: 12  G: 1  A: 0  P: 1  +/-: +1  PIM: 4  HIT: 25  SB: 7 | S53 [Norway] | [RD] GP: 12  G: 0  A: 1  P: 1  +/-: -5  PIM: 7  HIT: 14  SB: 7 | S54 [Norway] | [LD] GP: 12  G: 2  A: 0  P: 2  +/-: -1  PIM: 2  HIT: 22  SB: 9 | S55 [Norway] | [LD] GP: 12  G: 1  A: 4  P: 5  +/-: +0  PIM: 11  HIT: 18  SB: 14 | S56 [Norway] | [LW] GP: 12  G: 0  A: 2  P: 2  +/-: -5  PIM: 0  HIT: 11  SB: 25 | S57 [Norway] | [LW] GP: 12  G: 3  A: 6  P: 9  +/-: +4  PIM: 4  HIT: 12  SB: 34 | S58 [Norway] | [LW] GP: 12  G: 3  A: 7  P: 10  +/-: -5  PIM: 6  HIT: 12  SB: 25 | S59 [Norway] | [RW] GP: 12  G: 5  A: 6  P: 11  +/-: +9  PIM: 6  HIT: 9  SB: 11 | S60 [Norway] | [RW] GP: 12  G: 6  A: 6  P: 12  +/-: +6  PIM: 2  HIT: 5  SB: 13 | S61 [Norway] | [RW] GP: 12  G: 1  A: 2  P: 3  +/-: +3  PIM: 4  HIT: 14  SB: 12 | S62 [Norway] | [RW] GP: 12  G: 4  A: 4  P: 8  +/-: -1  PIM: 6  HIT: 21  SB: 10 | S63 [Norway] | [RD] GP: 12  G: 0  A: 5  P: 5  +/-: -5  PIM: 2  HIT: 18  SB: 19 | S64 [Norway] | [LW] GP: 12  G: 4  A: 4  P: 8  +/-: +3  PIM: 2  HIT: 16  SB: 7 | S65 [Norway] | [LW] GP: 12  G: 0  A: 3  P: 3  +/-: -4  PIM: 0  HIT: 13  SB: 13 | S66 [Norway] | [LW] GP: 12  G: 2  A: 7  P: 9  +/-: +1  PIM: 5  HIT: 12  SB: 9 | S67 [Norway] | [RW] GP: 12  G: 2  A: 6  P: 8  +/-: +5  PIM: 2  HIT: 12  SB: 4 | S68 [Norway] | [LW] GP: 12  G: 1  A: 6  P: 7  +/-: -9  PIM: 2  HIT: 12  SB: 7 | ------------------------------------------------------------ Career History S51 SMJHL Draft 2nd Round - 12th Overall by Kelowna  S52 SHL Draft 1st Round - 3rd Overall by Texas S52 Zach Miller Tropey - Most Dedicated Player  S52 Elias Armia Award - The Commissioner's Award of Excellence S53 Named Captain of the Kelowna Knights S55 Called up to the Texas Renegades  S55 SHL All-Rookie Team S59 Challenge Cup Champion S62 Challenge Cup Champion S67 IIHF Gold Medal Winner  S68 Announces Retirement     

1.
Josh likes to hit big
Josh leaves his opponents down
Watch out for Josh please

2.
The Malamutes rock
Season seventy is here
We’re ready go pups

Sig. Graphic made by Ragnar

Haiku 1

I can't do haiku
Because I am very dumb
So I used AI


Haiku 2

Sorry that I lied
I don't use any AI
To do these haiku

RIP Mac & 701

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Always have to clap
when I write haiku or else
I count the words wrong

Seriously who
came up with the syllable
rule five seven five