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Teddy Cuddles | RW | Edmonton Blizzard | Hall of Fame Player Type : Two Way Forward Height: 6'5" | Weight: 220 lbs | Age: 19 Number: 79 Birthplace: Providence, Rhode Island, USA -------------------------------------------------------------- Regular Season Stats : S35 | STL | GP:28 | G:2 | A:1 | P:3 | PIMs:5 | HIT:7 | Shots:25 | +/-:-4 S36 | STL | GP:50 | G:10 | A:10 | P:20 | PIMs:5 | HIT:97 | Shots:88 | +/-:-1 S37 | STL | GP:50 | G:13 | A:27 | P:40 | PIMs:56 | HIT:120| Shots:146 | +/-:+10 S38 | EDM | GP:50 | G:6 | A:7 | P:13 | PIMs:62 | HIT:114 | Shots:83 | +/-:-18 S39 | EDM | GP:50 | G:7 | A:15 | P:22 | PIMs:36 | HIT:161 | Shots:78 | +/-:-10 S40 | EDM | GP:50 | G:13 | A:29 | P:42 | PIMs:46 | HIT:197 | Shots:109 | +/-:+7 S41 | EDM | GP:50 | G:17 | A:17 | P:34 | PIMs:49 | HIT:143 | Shots:121 | +/-:-4 S42 | EDM | GP:50 | G:17 | A:24 | P:41 | PIMs:52 | HIT:135 | Shots:132 | +/-:+9 S43 | EDM | GP:50 | G:14 | A:23 | P:37 | PIMs:24 | HIT:121 | Shots:121 | +/-:-2 S44 | EDM | GP:50 | G:21 | A:32 | P:53 | PIMs:28 | HIT:131 | Shots:214 | +/-:+19 S45 | EDM | GP:50 | G:13 | A:24 | P:37 | PIMs:51 | HIT:170 | Shots:185 | +/-:+9 S46 | EDM | GP:50 | G:29 | A:31 | P:60 | PIMs:53 | HIT:152 | Shots:195 | +/-:+9 S47 | EDM | GP:50 | G:17 | A:33 | P:50 | PIMs:46 | HIT:182 | Shots:199 | +/-:+8 S48 | EDM | GP:50 | G:22 | A:23 | P:45 | PIMs:26 | HIT:182 | Shots:210 | +/-:+7 S49 | EDM | GP:50 | G:20 | A:25 | P:45 | PIMs:36 | HIT:149 | Shots:208 | +/-:+1 -------------------------------------------------------------- Post Season Stats : S35 | STL | GP:7 | G:0 | A:0 | P:0 | PIMs:0 | HIT:2 | Shots:4 | +/-:+1 S36 | STL | GP:6 | G:1 | A:1 | P:2 | PIMs:7 | HIT:14 | Shots:12 | +/-:+3 S37 | STL | GP:13 | G:4 | A:5 | P:9 | PIMs:26 | HIT:26 | Shots:30 | +/-:+7 S38 | EDM | Did not qualify S39 | EDM | GP:7 | G:3 | A:3 | P:6 | PIMs:4 | HIT:18 | Shots:10 | +/-:+1 S40 | EDM | GP:7 | G:1 | A:6 | P:7 | PIMs:4 | HIT:33 | Shots:15 | +/-:+2 S41 | EDM | GP:7 | G:2 | A:3 | P:5 | PIMs:12 | HIT:15 | Shots:15 | +/-:+1 S42 | EDM | GP:11 | G:5 | A:8 | P:13 | PIMs:10 | HIT:25 | Shots:38 | +/-:+1 S43 | EDM | Did not Qualify S44 | EDM | GP:11 | G:4 | A:7 | P:11 | PIMs:12 | HIT:31 | Shots:42 | +/-:+3 S45 | EDM | GP:18 | G:7 | A:11 | P:18 | PIMs:24 | HIT:56 | Shots:68 | +/-:+8 S46 | EDM | GP:4 | G:0 | A:0 | P:0 | PIMs:2 | HIT:9 | Shots:11 | +/-:-5 S47 | EDM | GP:6 | G:3 | A:2 | P:5 | PIMs:6 | HIT:24 | Shots:25 | +/-:+2 S48 | EDM | GP:5 | G:2 | A:2 | P:4 | PIMs:0 | HIT:11 | Shots:19 | +/-:0 S49 | EDM | GP:23 | G:7 | A:17 | P:24 | PIMs:18 | HIT:76 | Shots:89 | +/-:-2 -------------------------------------------------------------- Awards and Achievements: S37 | STL Kanye Summers Award for Regular Season Team MVP S37 | STL Bradley Wingels Award for Best Forward S40 | Gold Medal Winner S40 | Aidan Richan Trophy Winner S44 | Became 4th player in Edmonton Blizzard History to reach 1000 Hits S45 | Challenge Cup Champion S45 | Anton Razov Trophy for Playoff MVP S45 | Silver Medal Winner S46 | 1st Team All Star S46 | Sarmad Kahn Nominee S46 | Jef Darr Nominee S47 | Jef Darr Nominee S49 | Challenge Cup Champion S49 | Anton Razov Nominee -------------------------------------------------------------- Draft/Signing/Trade History: S35 | Signed to STL S36 | Drafted to Calgary 26th overall S36 | Traded to Edmonton Ambacas “Femboy Hooters” Cuddles | D | Tampa Bay Barracuda Former USA Fed Head, Carolina Kraken Co-GM, Tampa Bay Barracuda GM
Major changes in Seattle. Goodbye Tig and Max.
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new week is upon us
“I thought I was a goalie, but STA told me forget being a goalie they make nothing, and no one cares about them. Guess what I was a center all along and I had no idea. Now I am the toast of the town, and I am getting offers from all the GMs and Scouts.” – Spidey Talent Agency, on Activity Check
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Beeg beeg dollar for the chirper
“I thought I was a goalie, but STA told me forget being a goalie they make nothing, and no one cares about them. Guess what I was a center all along and I had no idea. Now I am the toast of the town, and I am getting offers from all the GMs and Scouts.” – Spidey Talent Agency, on Activity Check
Not the best start for Sweden. But it's only the first game!
Past Players
S51-71 || Sven Yxskaft || Defenseman || New England Wolfpack || 2315 TPE peak --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Height: 5'11" Weight: 187 lbs Birthplace: Sweden --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Achievements: **** S70 - Challenge Cup Champion **** S70 - IIHF Silver Medal S69 - IIHF Silver Medal **** S68 - IIHF Gold Medal **** S65 - Eastern Conference All-Star S64 - IIHF Silver Medal S64 - Eastern Conference All-Star S62 - Nominated for the Scott Stevens(Best Defenseman) award S62 - Nominated for the Joe McKeil(Best Coach) award **** S62 - All-time TPE leader **** S61 - Won the New England Wolfpack Nathan Russell Leadership Award S61 - Nominated for the Lance Uppercut(Best GM) award S61 - Most (current)TPE in the SHL S60 - IIHF Bronze Medal S60 - Eastern Conference All-Star Game representative S59 - Won the Damian Littleton(Most Dedicated) Award S59 - Won the New England Wolfpack Nathan Russell Leadership Award **** S54 - 4 Star Cup Champion **** S54 - Nominated for the Brodie Witzel Trophy(Playoffs MVP) S54 - Nominated for the Quilha Agante Trophy(Best Defenseman) S54 - Traded as a rental for a Reddit 1st S53 - WJC Silver Medal S53 - Nominated for the Quilha Agante Trophy(Best Defenseman) S53 - Nominated for the Zach Miller Trophy(Most Dedicated) S53 - SMJHL All-Star Team West S52 - IIHF Silver Medal S52 - WJC Bronze Medal S51 - WJC Silver Medal S51 - Nominated for the Commisioner's Award of Excellence --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Transactions: S55 - Called up to the SHL, New England Wolfpack S54 - Traded to Carolina Kraken S52 - Drafted 5th Overall by NEW in the SHL Entry Draft S51 - Drafted 14th Overall by VAN in the SMJHL Entry Draft
Thanks to trading I finally have my own trading card!
Past Players
S51-71 || Sven Yxskaft || Defenseman || New England Wolfpack || 2315 TPE peak --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Height: 5'11" Weight: 187 lbs Birthplace: Sweden --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Achievements: **** S70 - Challenge Cup Champion **** S70 - IIHF Silver Medal S69 - IIHF Silver Medal **** S68 - IIHF Gold Medal **** S65 - Eastern Conference All-Star S64 - IIHF Silver Medal S64 - Eastern Conference All-Star S62 - Nominated for the Scott Stevens(Best Defenseman) award S62 - Nominated for the Joe McKeil(Best Coach) award **** S62 - All-time TPE leader **** S61 - Won the New England Wolfpack Nathan Russell Leadership Award S61 - Nominated for the Lance Uppercut(Best GM) award S61 - Most (current)TPE in the SHL S60 - IIHF Bronze Medal S60 - Eastern Conference All-Star Game representative S59 - Won the Damian Littleton(Most Dedicated) Award S59 - Won the New England Wolfpack Nathan Russell Leadership Award **** S54 - 4 Star Cup Champion **** S54 - Nominated for the Brodie Witzel Trophy(Playoffs MVP) S54 - Nominated for the Quilha Agante Trophy(Best Defenseman) S54 - Traded as a rental for a Reddit 1st S53 - WJC Silver Medal S53 - Nominated for the Quilha Agante Trophy(Best Defenseman) S53 - Nominated for the Zach Miller Trophy(Most Dedicated) S53 - SMJHL All-Star Team West S52 - IIHF Silver Medal S52 - WJC Bronze Medal S51 - WJC Silver Medal S51 - Nominated for the Commisioner's Award of Excellence --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Transactions: S55 - Called up to the SHL, New England Wolfpack S54 - Traded to Carolina Kraken S52 - Drafted 5th Overall by NEW in the SHL Entry Draft S51 - Drafted 14th Overall by VAN in the SMJHL Entry Draft
another week, another chirp
Monday came by really quick
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When the personal coaching hits the TPE bank *chefs kiss*
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Hope whoever has to cover for their boss has an easy day!
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Starting the afternoon with a cookie! Now what else do I have left to look forward to...
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Now that the draft and free agency has mostly settled, it's time to stress over fantasy picks!!
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