I am super excited to have been given the oppertunity to learn from @hhh81. It's been a great experience so far and I can't wait to win our first cup/ Let's Go BAP!

Foil Up Boys

I'm sure I'll have many nice things to say about Mutedfaith & spooked when it's my time to play in Minnesota, but for now let's preach about Frenchie & sve7en! My Carolina GMs absolutely killed it with last seasons draft bringing in 5 stud true rookie newcreates, and since they've put forth every effort to build them up into a championship team! Here's to you guys!

Hey Jess, I still think about how you offered me one of your Swedish goaltenders for the Russian squad and it brings a smile to my face. You are so selfless.

I would write a love letter to my GM’s but Caleb demoted me to 3rd pairing and Toast is a Canadian with beta eyes. Someone please help me.

Jennifer Huh | RW | CGY/KEL
Achievements
S74: Signed as a DFA with Regina
S75: Drafted 3 OA by Kelowna
S75: Named Assistant Captain of Kelowna
S76: Drafted 6 OA by Calgary
S76: Named Captain of Kelowna


Slavakov Vladimirashenko | RD | NL/EDM/SFP/CHI
Achievements
S58: Drafted 47OA to Newfoundland
S59: Drafted 16OA to Edmonton
S59: Named Assistant Captain of Newfoundland
S59: Elias Armia Award Winner
S59: Won Gold Medal with Japan
S60: Won Gold Medal with Japan
S60: Named Captain of Newfoundland
S60: Named to SMJHL All Star Game
S60: Won 4 Star Cup
S62: Called up to EDM
S64: Traded to SFP
S65: Awarded Pride of the Pride
S65: Named Assistant Captain of SFP
S68: Awarded Pride of the Pride
S68: Named Captain of SFP
S69: Traded to Chicago
S69: Traded to SFP; Named Ass Cap
S70: Awarded Pride of the Pride
S73: Signed with CHI in FA
S74: Retired





Thank you @xjoverax and @phoenix for the sigs!

Luke,

You are the best.  Even though you didn't get me my 10x10 I still appreciate you.  Maybe one day you will add some cheese to the ice on the screen.  And yes I love you.

Sincerely,
Cheese

 


Sig credit: Ragnar, Carpy48, High Stick King


Ivan Lacksamus || RW || Detroit Falcons
Number: 14
Height: 6ft 1in
Weight: 200 lbs
Birthplace: Switzerland

Dear trips, I am writing to you so we can all obviously boost the small fragile egos of our maniacal GM overlords.

Roses are red, pucks are black, love is like a kick to the sack.

(36 words)

HFFO and Eggcracker, you two have made the Edmonton LR a fun place to be and have assembled a wonderful group of people. It doesn't get said enough, but thank you!

         

I tried to compose a haiku for my former GM and GM partner @Ragnar but I couldnt make one up. Is this true love when you cannot express your feelings even with words?

Dear ass and kale, thank you for drafting me to a fun locker room and for putting a lot of time into making the team successful and enjoyable. Now you have to release the team awards Kale, thank you.

Hello @Snussu and @artermis thanks to both of you for picking me   I love the Knights and I love you guys, let's spread our love with everyone else on the team and win a cup.

Thanks again, I love you guys 


(44 Words)

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Arthur Kaliyev |LW| SMJHL Kelowna Knights |S72| 616 TPE
Age: 25
Height: 6'2
Weight: 210
Number: 34
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Season 71 Stats:
Games:66
Goals: 22
Assists:31
Points:53 
Shots:170[/pbl]

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Season 72 Stats:
Games:66
Goals:22
Assists:30
Points:52 
GWG:6
Shots:276[/pbl]

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Season 73 Stats:
Games:66
Goals:24
Assists:26
Points:50 
GWG:2
Shots:279[/pbl]

@aleks I really appreciate the home I have in Vancouver. The help with my build and the reminders of what TPEs to do is all very important to the devlopment of my player and myself as a user in this league. Thank you all for the wonderful way you've treated me. I hope we can win a cup together at some point in my career. Thank you Aleks.

I just want to thank my GMs for building a great team culture and a solid core of players that should hopefully get us into the playoffs and more sustained success!

Dear @JKortesi81 ,

You always listen to me when I have something to say, and you always maintain a great environment in New Orleans.

P.S. Would Hit Parade ever sell SHL Training Cards?

Sincerely,
The Val

I don't know which GM to write this to because both have been incredibly important to me. I've had my problems in the past and I know that there's always a chance I just go undrafted in any draft I'm in. It's guys like Arty and Kortesi who have actually had me in an LR before and actually care about helping me out that are the reason why I stick around here.

Kou Saotome || RW || Kelowna Knights || Retired
Height: 6'11"
Weight: 195
Birthplace: Kobe, Japan
Number: 13
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats:
S58: G: 6 \\ A: 4 \\ P: 10 \\ +/-: +13 \\ H: 20 \\ S: 50 \\ SB: 11
S59: G: 19 \\ A: 22 \\ P: 41 \\ +/-: +15 \\ H: 48 \\ S: 129 \\ SB: 31
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SMJHL Playoff Stats:
S58: G: 1 \\ A: 0 \\ P: 1 \\ +/-: -5 \\ H: 1 \\ S: 3 \\ SB: 2
S59: G: 6 \\ A: 2 \\ P: 8 \\ +/-: +4 \\ H: 7 \\ S: 25 \\ SB: 3
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SHL Regular Season Stats:
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SHL Playoff Stats:
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WJC Stats:
S58: G: 1 \\ A: 2 \\ P: 3 \\ +/-: -1 \\ H: 6 \\ S: 19 \\ SB: 3
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IIHF Stats:
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Transactions:
S58 Drafted in the SMJHL Draft by the Kelowna Knights (40th Overall)
S59 Undrafted in the SHL Draft
S60 Drafted in the SHL Draft by the Toronto North Stars (88th Overall)
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Trophy Case/Achievements:
S59 Four Star Cup with the Kelowna Knights

Raquel Castillo Gutierrez || RW || NOLA Spectors || Vancouver Whalers || Retired
Height: 5'7"
Weight: 130
Birthplace: Alajuela, Costa Rica
Number: 20
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats:
S48: G: 10 \\ A: 6 \\ P: 16 \\ +/-: -8 \\ S: 61 \\ SB: 8
S49: G: 23 \\ A: 25 \\ P: 48 \\ +/-: 17 \\ S: 169 \\ SB: 13
S50: G: 26 \\ A: 25 \\ P: 51 \\ +/-: 33 \\ S: 193 \\ SB: 12
S51: G: 22 \\ A: 16 \\ P: 38 \\ +/-: -8 \\ S: 161 \\ SB: 12
Career: G: 81 \\ A: 72 \\ P: 153 \\ +/-: 34 \\ S: 584 \\ SB: 45
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SMJHL Playoff Stats:
S48: G: 2 \\ A: 1 \\ P: 3 \\ +/-: 0 \\ S: 10 \\ SB: 1
S49: G: 5 \\ A: 11 \\ P: 16 \\ +/-: 5 \\ S: 65 \\ SB: 6
S50: G: 5 \\ A: 1 \\ P: 6 \\ +/-: 0 \\ S: 27 \\ SB: 3
S51: G: 8 \\ A: 4 \\ P: 12 \\ +/-: 2 \\ S: 45 \\ SB: 0
Career: G: 20 \\ A: 17 \\ P: 37 \\ +/-: 7 \\ S: 147 \\ SB: 10
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SHL Regular Season Stats:
S52: G: 4 \\ A: 2 \\ P: 6 \\ +/-: -6 \\ S: 58 \\ SB: 0
S53: G: 4 \\ A: 16 \\ P: 20 \\ +/-: -5 \\ S: 67 \\ SB: 25
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SHL Playoff Stats:
S52: G: 0 \\ A: 2 \\ P: 2 \\ +/-: -1 \\ S: 26 \\ SB: 1
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WJC Stats:
S48: G: 0 \\ A: 2 \\ P: 2 \\ +/-: -6 \\ S: 32 \\ SB: 1
S49: G: 5 \\ A: 4 \\ P: 9 \\ +/-: 0 \\ S: 41 \\ SB: 8
S50: G: 12 \\ A: 7 \\ P: 19 \\ +/-: 2 \\ S: 100 \\ SB: 9
S51: G: 11 \\ A: 15 \\ P: 26 \\ +/-: 2 \\ S: 124 \\ SB: 6
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IIHF Stats:
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Transactions:
S48 Drafted in the SMJHL Draft by the Montreal Militia (22nd Overall)
S48 Traded from Montreal Militia to Kelowna Knights
S49 Drafted in the SHL Draft by the New Orleans Spectors (44th Overall)
S50 Traded from Kelowna Knights to Anaheim Outlaws
S51 Traded from Anaheim Outlaws to Vancouver Whalers
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Trophy Case/Achievements:
S48 WJC Bronze Medalist with the United States
S49 Ideen Fallah Trophy Finalist

Dakota Reid || LW || San Francisco Pride "A" || Montreal Militia || Retired
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 185
Birthplace: South Essex, England
Number: 13
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats:
S35: G: 3 \\ A: 3 \\ P: 6 \\ +/-: -5 \\ PIM: 32 \\ H: 49 \\ S: 23 \\ F: 2-0-0
S36: G: 9 \\ A: 9 \\ P: 18 \\ +/-: -2 \\ PIM: 61 \\ H: 97 \\ S: 77 \\ F: 0-0-1
S37: G: 14 \\ A: 16 \\ P: 30 \\ +/-: +2 \\ PIM: 65 \\ H: 139 \\ S: 116 \\ F: 0-0-1
Career: G: 26 \\ A: 28 \\ P: 54 \\ +/-: -5 \\ PIM: 158 \\ H: 285 \\ S: 216 \\ F: 2-0-2
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SMJHL Playoff Stats:
S35: G: 1 \\ A: 0 \\ P: 1 \\ +/-: -4 \\ PIM: 0 \\ H: 10 \\ S: 4 \\ F: 0-0-1
S36: DNQ
S37: G: 3 \\ A: 2 \\ P: 5 \\ +/-: -2 \\ PIM: 16 \\ H: 34 \\ S: 27 \\ F: 0-0-0
Career: G: 4 \\ A: 2 \\ P: 6 \\ +/-: -6 \\ PIM: 16 \\ H: 44 \\ S: 31 \\ F: 0-0-1
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SHL Regular Season Stats:
S38: G: 5 \\ A: 2 \\ P: 7 \\ +/-: +9 \\ PIM: 42 \\ H: 106 \\ S: 23 \\ F: 1-0-1
S39: G: 3 \\ A: 5 \\ P: 8 \\ +/-: -4 \\ PIM: 39 \\ H: 129 \\ S: 44 \\ F: 1-0-0
S40: G: 1 \\ A: 4 \\ P: 5 \\ +/-: -25 \\ PIM: 88 \\ H: 114 \\ S: 38 \\ F: 1-0-5
S41: G: 8 \\ A: 9 \\ P: 17 \\ +/-: -23 \\ PIM: 43 \\ H: 144 \\ S: 97 \\ F: 0-1-0
S42: G: 11 \\ A: 9 \\ P: 20 \\ +/-: -2 \\ PIM: 91 \\ H: 131 \\ S: 112 \\ F: 2-0-3
S43: G: 19 \\ A: 16 \\ P: 35 \\ +/-: -12 \\ PIM: 79 \\ H: 164 \\ S: 154 \\ F: 1-1-1
S44: G: 8 \\ A: 9 \\ P: 17 \\ +/-: -16 \\ PIM: 89 \\ H: 155 \\ S: 125 \\ F: 1-1-2
S45: G: 4 \\ A: 21 \\ P: 25 \\ +/-: +4 \\ PIM: 61 \\ H: 140 \\ S: 108 \\ F: 0-0-1
S46: G: 5 \\ A: 16 \\ P: 21 \\ +/-: -4 \\ PIM: 48 \\ H: 134 \\ S: 73 \\ F: 1-0-1
S47: G: 8 \\ A: 2 \\ P: 10 \\ +/-: -18 \\ PIM: 66 \\ H: 127 \\ S: 64 \\ F: 0-0-4
S48: G: 1 \\ A: 4 \\ P: 5 \\ +/-: -10 \\ PIM: 16 \\ H: 70 \\ S: 39 \\ F: 0-0-0
Career: G: 73 \\ A: 97 \\ P: 170 \\ +/-: -101 \\ PIM: 662 \\ H: 1414 \\ S: 877 \\ F: 8-3-18
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SHL Playoff Stats:
S36: G: 0 \\ A: 0 \\ P: 0 \\ +/-: 0 \\ PIM: 0 \\ H: 0 \\ S: 0 \\ F: 0-0-0
S37: DNP
S38: G: 0 \\ A: 0 \\ P: 0 \\ +/-: -1 \\ PIM: 2 \\ H: 10 \\ S: 2 \\ F: 0-0-0
S39: DNQ
S40: DNQ
S41: DNQ
S42: DNQ
S43: DNQ
S44: DNQ
S45: DNQ
S46: DNQ
S47: G: 0 \\ A: 1 \\ P: 1 \\ +/-: -2 \\ PIM: 0 \\ H: 8 \\ S: 4 \\ F: 0-0-0
S48: G: 0 \\ A: 0 \\ P: 0 \\ +/-: -1 \\ PIM: 2 \\ H: 8 \\ S: 2 \\ F: 0-0-0
Career: G: 0 \\ A: 1 \\ P: 1 \\ +/-: -4 \\ PIM: 4 \\ H: 26 \\ S: 8 \\ F: 0-0-0
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IIHF Stats:
S35: G: 0 \\ A: 0 \\ P: 0 \\ +/-: -5 \\ PIM: 8 \\ H: 9 \\ S: 0 \\ F: 0-0-0
S36: G: 0 \\ A: 1 \\ P: 1 \\ +/-: -1 \\ PIM: 10 \\ H: 17 \\ S: 5 \\ F: 0-0-0
S37: G: 0 \\ A: 0 \\ P: 0 \\ +/-: +2 \\ PIM: 6 \\ H: 24 \\ S: 6 \\ F: 0-0-0
S38: G: 0 \\ A: 0 \\ P: 0 \\ +/-: +2 \\ PIM: 0 \\ H: 17 \\ S: 8 \\ F: 0-0-0
S39: G: 1 \\ A: 0 \\ P: 1 \\ +/-: +3 \\ PIM: 2 \\ H: 21 \\ S: 5 \\ F: 0-0-0
S40: G: 0 \\ A: 0 \\ P: 0 \\ +/-: +1 \\ PIM: 6 \\ H: 23 \\ S: 10 \\ F: 0-0-0
S41: G: 0 \\ A: 1 \\ P: 1 \\ +/-: +1 \\ PIM: 6 \\ H: 19 \\ S: 8 \\ F: 0-0-0
S42: G: 2 \\ A: 1 \\ P: 3 \\ +/-: -3 \\ PIM: 10 \\ H: 31 \\ S: 14 \\ F: 0-0-0
S43: G: 3 \\ A: 1 \\ P: 4 \\ +/-: -3 \\ PIM: 6 \\ H: 27 \\ S: 18 \\ F: 0-0-0
S44: G: 3 \\ A: 1 \\ P: 4 \\ +/-: 0 \\ PIM: 8 \\ H: 24 \\ S: 23 \\ F: 0-0-0
S45: G: 3 \\ A: 4 \\ P: 7 \\ +/-: +1 \\ PIM: 10 \\ H: 39 \\ S: 19 \\ F: 0-0-0
S46: G: 1 \\ A: 1 \\ P: 2 \\ +/-: +3 \\ PIM: 12 \\ H: 34 \\ S: 29 \\ F: 0-0-0
S47: G: 1 \\ A: 3 \\ P: 4 \\ +/-: +6 \\ PIM: 16 \\ H: 40 \\ S: 18 \\ F: 0-0-0
S48: G: 0 \\ A: 0 \\ P: 0 \\ +/-: 0 \\ PIM: 10 \\ H: 42 \\ S: 17 \\ F: 0-0-0
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Transactions:
S35 Undrafted in the SMJHL Draft (Clerical Error)
S35 Signed 1 Year/$2M contract with SMJHL Team, Montreal Militia
S36 Drafted in SHL Entry Draft by Toronto North Stars (28th Overall)
S36 Signed 2 Year/$6M contract with SHL Team, Toronto North Stars, with a team option
S36 Sent Down to SMJHL Team, Montreal Militia
S36 Called Up to SHL Team, Toronto North Stars
S37 Sent Down to SMJHL Team, Montreal Militia
S37 Called up to SHL Team, Toronto North Stars
S37 Traded from Toronto North Stars to New England Wolfpack
S37 Traded from New England Wolfpack to Winnipeg Jets
S37 Traded from Winnipeg Jets to San Francisco Pride
S38 San Francisco Pride exercise team option on contract
S39 Signed 2 Year/$7M contract with SHL Team, San Francisco Pride, with a Player Option
S41 Signed 3 Year/$14.5M contract with SHL Team, San Francisco Pride
S44 Signed 1 Year/$6M contract with SHL Team, San Francisco Pride
S45 Signed 1 Year/$4M contract with SHL Team, San Francisco Pride
S46 Signed 13 Year/$54M contract with SHL Team, San Francisco Pride
S48 Retired at the end of the season
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Trophy Case/Achievements:
S36 Named Alternate Captain of the Montreal Militia
S37 Retained Alternate Captaincy of the Montreal Militia
S37 Oriens Trophy Winner with the Montreal Militia
S37 IIHF Bronze Medalist with the United Kingdom
S38 President's Trophy with the San Francisco Pride
S40 IIHF Silver Medalist with the United Kingdom
S41 IIHF Gold Medalist with the United Kingdom
S42 Named Alternate Captain of the San Francisco Pride
S42 Awarded the Turd Ferguson Award for most Penalty Minutes in the season with 91
S46 IIHF Silver Medalist with the United Kingdom
S47 IIHF Gold Medalist with the United Kingdom
S49 Number Retired by the San Francisco Pride (#13)

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But I wish I'd been a little more exceptional
And I wish I'd been a little unconventional
But I was not enough, no, I'm not enough

@Tomen I greatly appreciate you for letting me join Buffalo and be a small part championship team dominating. I look forward to the future seasons and hopefully many more amazing times. Also, nice ass.

[34 words]

Proud S67 - S69 Colorado Raptors Captain 
S57 Forward of the Season Award winner 

Now I am free <3