@MitWobet51: "Our beloved goalie @Carpy48 is right! Zerker is literally amazing at everything! Especially at chopping down those stupid trees outside our arena. WE LOVE YOU ZERKER! FOREVER!

Mitchell "Mit" Wobet | "C" | RD #51
         Newfoundland Berserkers
             S69 13OA SMJHL Draft


Mitchell "Mit" Wobet | RD #51
        Tampa Bay Barracuda
           S70 9OA SHL Draft


Big Thanks to @Sburbine & @Carpy48 for the dope graphic!
[img=0x0]https://i.imgur.com/sgu3vVP.png[/img]

Did you know that there's a proper English sentence that is just the word "buffalo" written eight times in a row? "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo". Pretty neat!

(31 words)

Wheezing and eating.

St. Louis' mascot is very impressive in its capabilities of scaring crows and wildlife that dares to piss it off. It's also not very talkative, but I suppose you have to go with the flow.

Player Page - Update Page

Former Players: Yoshimitsu McCloud (LW, #64) -
Won a Four Star Cup once, knew ninjutsu, picture editors hated him, never tried free agency
Anton Harrier (LW, #90) -
Won WJC gold, liked skateboarding a lot, went to the finals with Manhattan, kept his seat glued in LR

Hayes the scarecrow can be a trickster sometimes he's very normal but if you show up late for practice you should be ready for a prank or something.

There is nothing sexier in this world than a dude dressed from head to toe in an astronaut suit so you can't see any of his body. Makes him even more desirable!


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Campbell Fischermann | RW | Colorado Raptors | 558 TPE | GM SEA
Drafted 17th overall by the Colorado Raptors
Drafted 36th overall by the Seattle Argonauts
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Awards and Honors
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats
S77 COL | GP: 66 | G: 17 | A: 33 | P: 50 | +/-: +13
S78 COL | GP: 66 | G: 26 | A: 23 | P: 49 | +/-: -3
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SMJHL Playoff Stats
S77 COL | GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: -6
S78 COL | GP: 13 | G: 7 | A: 5 | P: 12 | +/-: +2
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International Play
S77 Team USA-Blue WJC | GP: 12 | G: 2 | A: 5 | P: 7 | +/-: -4
S61 Team USA-White WJC | GP: 4 | G: 2 | A: 3 | P: 5 | +/-: +1

Landon Fischermann | RD | Seattle Argonauts | 2,071 TPE (max) | GM SEA
Drafted 35th overall by the Vancouver Whalers
Drafted 10th overall by the Seattle Argonauts
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Awards and Honors
S61 SMJHL Four Star Cup Champion
S61 SMJHL All-Star
S61 WJC Gold Medal - Team USA
S62 SMJHL All-Star
S62 Quilha Agante Trophy Winner (Best Defenseman in SMJHL)
S62 SMJHL First Team All-Star
S62 WJC Gold Medal - Team British Isles
S62 WJC Harvey Danger Award Winner (Best Defenseman)
S67 SHL Challange Cup Champion
S68 SHL Challange Cup Champion
S70 IIHF Best Defender
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats
S60 VAN | GP: 66 | G: 8 | A: 13 | P: 21 | +/-: +7
S61 VAN | GP: 66 | G: 12 | A: 38 | P: 50 | +/-: +52
S62 VAN 'C' | GP: 66 | G: 12 | A: 45 | P: 57 | +/-: +40
S63 VAN 'C' | GP: 51 | G: 6 | A: 15 | P: 21 | +/-: -40
S63 REG | GP: 13 | G: 5 | A: 5 | P: 10 | +/-: +4
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SHL Regular Season Stats
S64 SEA | GP: 66 | G: 7 | A: 13 | P: 20 | +/-: +5
S65 SEA | GP: 66 | G: 11 | A: 22 | P: 33 | +/-: +31
S66 SEA | GP: 66 | G: 8 | A: 26 | P: 34 | +/-: +24
S67 SEA 'A' | GP: 66 | G: 7 | A: 26 | P: 33 | +/-: +36
S68 SEA 'A' | GP: 66 | G: 16 | A: 24 | P: 40 | +/-: +52
S69 SEA (Co-GM) | GP: 66 | G: 10 | A: 31 | P: 41 | +/-: +38
S70 SEA (Co-GM) | GP: 66 | G: 22 | A: 32 | P: 52 | +/-: +18
S71 SEA (Co-GM) | GP: 66 | G: 13 | A: 39 | P: 52 | +/-: +11
S72 SEA (Co-GM) | GP: 66 | G: 8 | A: 21 | P: 29 | +/-: -32
S73 SEA (Co-GM) | GP: 66 | G: 8 | A: 30 | P: 38 | +/-: -20
S74 SEA (GM) | GP: 66 | G: 6 | A: 26 | P: 32 | +/-: -53
S75 SEA (GM) | GP: 66 | G: 5 | A: 9 | P: 14 | +/-: -66
S76 SEA (GM) | GP: 66 | G: 8 | A: 19 | P: 27 | +/-: -33
S76 SEA (GM) | GP: 66 | G: 10 | A: 32 | P: 42 | +/-: -28
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SMJHL Playoff Stats
S60 VAN | GP: 13 | G: 1 | A: 3 | P: 4 | +/-: +1
S61 VAN | GP: 14 | G: 2 | A: 4 | P: 6 | +/-: +5
S62 VAN 'C' | GP: 12 | G: 2 | A: 4 | P: 6 | +/-: +6
S63 REG | GP: 4 | G: 1 | A: 0 | P: 1 | +/-: +0
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SHL Playoff Stats
S64 SEA | GP: 7 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | +/-: -1
S65 SEA | GP: 6 | G: 2 | A: 1 | P: 3 | +/-: +2
S66 SEA | GP: 22 | G: 3 | A: 5 | P: 8 | +/-: +0
S67 SEA 'A' | GP: 23 | G: 5 | A: 6 | P: 11 | +/-: +11
S68 SEA 'A' | GP: 21 | G: 2 | A: 7 | P: 9 | +/-: +23
S69 SEA (Co-GM) | GP: 16 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | +/-: -6
S70 SEA (Co-GM) | GP: 13 | G: 2 | A: 6 | P: 8 | +/-: +1
S71 SEA (Co-GM) | GP: 7 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | +/-: +1
S72 SEA (Co-GM) | GP: 5 | G: 1 | A: 2 | P: 3 | +/-: +0
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International Play
S60 Team USA WJC | GP: 13 | G: 1 | A: 3 | P: 4 | +/-: +8
S61 Team USA WJC | GP: 15 | G: 1 | A: 2 | P: 3 | +/-: +5
S62 Team BI WJC | GP: 15 | G: 6 | A: 7 | P: 13 | +/-: +14
S63 Team BI WJC | GP: 13 | G: 2 | A: 6 | P: 8 | +/-: -6
S64 Team GB IIHF | GP: 13 | G: 2 | A: 6 | P: 8 | +/-: +4
S65 Team GB IIHF | GP: 12 | G: 2 | A: 0 | P: 2 | +/-: +0
S66 Team GB IIHF | GP: 12 | G: 2 | A: 1 | P: 3 | +/-: -2
S67 Team GB IIHF | GP: 12 | G: 3 | A: 6 | P: 9 | +/-: +2
S68 Team GB IIHF | GP: 13 | G: 2 | A: 7 | P: 9 | +/-: +3
S69 Team GB IIHF | GP: 15 | G: 2 | A: 2 | P: 4 | +/-: -1
S70 Team GB IIHF | GP: 12 | G: 9 | A: 7 | P: 16 | +/-: +1
S71 Team GB IIHF | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 8 | P: 8 | +/-: -1
S72 Team GB IIHF | GP: 12 | G: 5 | A: 3 | P: 8 | +/-: -3
S73 Team GB IIHF | GP: 12 | G: 1 | A: 4 | P: 5 | +/-: -4
S74 Team GB IIHF | GP: 12 | G: 5 | A: 8 | P: 13 | +/-: -10
S75 Team GB IIHF | GP: 12 | G: 2 | A: 1 | P: 3 | +/-: -3
S76 Team GB IIHF | GP: 12 | G: 3 | A: 2 | P: 5 | +/-: -2
S77 Team GB IIHF | GP: 12 | G: 1 | A: 6| P: 7 | +/-: -11

S61 Four Star Cup - Game-Winning Goal in the clinching Game 4

OMG OMG OMG have you every thought about how HOT Hammy the Steelhawk is. BRO IS CUT LIKE A FINE CHEESE. Just look at him yummy yuummy in my tummy.

Juni Panda | RW | #22 | Manhattan Rage | Retired
Birthplace: Skanör med Falsterbo, Sweden
Height: 6ft 1in Weight: 210lbs

Fight Record: 14 W/12 L

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SMJHL

  Season   Team    GP    G    A       P   +/-   PIM    Hits

       54   |  COL  |  19 | 01 | 01 | 02 | -7   |    2  |  2 

      55    |  COL  |  50 | 10 | 12 | 22 | 12  | 106  |  326 

      56    |  COL  |  50 | 13 | 09 | 22 |   9  |   61  |  148 

      57    |  COL  |  66 | 22 | 21 | 43 | 24  | 219  |  349 

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SHL 

  Season   Team    GP    G    A       P   +/-   PIM    Hits 

      58    |  TOR  | 04 | 00 |   01 |   01 |   5   |   007   |  007 

      59    |  MAN  | 22 | 02 |   04 |   06 | -13   |   039   |  048 

      60    |  MAN  | 66 | 11 |   19 |   30 | -35   |   178   |  525 

      61    |  MAN  | 66 | 07 |   12 |   19 | -55   |   226   |  515 

      62    |  MAN  | 66 | 08 |   13 |   21 | -68   |   201   |  384 

      63    |  MAN  | 66 | 10 |   11 |   21 | -50   |   156   |  335 

      64    |  MAN  | 66 | 04 |  10 |   14 | -51   |   32   |  156 

      65    |  NEW  | 66 | 06 |   13 |   19 | -66   |   30   |  142 

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Accomplishments

S55 SMJHL All-Star

S57 SMJHL All-Star

S60 SHL All-Star (Voted In)

S60 Turd Ferguson

S61 Turd Ferguson

S62 Turd Ferguson

S65 IIHF Silver (Sweden)

FHM6 Era Single Season Hits Leader

FHM6 Era Single Season PIM Leader

Sven Panda | RD | #22 | Hamilton Steelhawks
Birthplace: Gothenburg, Sweden
Height: 7'6" Weight: 300lbs

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SMJHL

  Season   Team    GP    G    A       P   +/-   PIM    Hits

Don't you love berserkers???/ They are my favorite type of people and are always very nice and friendly to everyone they meet! If you see one you should go to give them a hug. They will not do anything!

San Francisco has the coolest mascot. We are widely known for the big bork, and it is probably one of the most popular, if not the most popular, in the entire league.

 
Rowan O'Beirne || C || San Francisco Pride || S72 || Peak TPE: 1291
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 197
Birthplace: Dublin, Ireland
Number: 7
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats
S71 REG | 66GP | 19G | 22A | 41P | -2   | 175sog | 10.9sh% | 1 ppp | 53 hit | 28 blk | 16 pim

S72 REG | 66GP | 33G | 67A | 100P| +28  | 226sog | 14.6sh% | 33ppp | 97 hit | 36 blk | 39 pim

S73 REG | 66GP | 34G | 39A | 73P | +9   | 221sog | 15.4sh% | 26ppp | 112hit | 35 blk | 38 pim

S74 QCC | 66GP | 31G | 36A | 67P | +27  | 195sog | 15.9sh% | 23ppp | 76 hit | 24 blk | 24 pim

Totals  | 264  | 117 | 164 | 281 | +62  | 817    | 14.3    | 83    | 338    | 123    | 117

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SMJHL Postseason Stats
S71 REG | 11GP | 6 G | 4 A | 10P | +3   | 29 sog | 20.7sh% | 1 ppp | 12 hit | 9  blk | 2  pim

S72 REG | 5 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 1 P | -4   | 10 sog | 0.0 sh% | 0 ppp | 3  hit | 4  blk | 0  pim

S73 REG | 6 GP | 7 G | 3 A | 10P | +2   | 32 sog | 21.9sh% | 2 ppp | 12 hit | 1  blk | 4  pim

S74 QCC | 11GP | 6 G | 4 A | 10P | +1   | 44 sog | 13.6sh% | 1 ppp | 8  hit | 4  blk | 0  pim

Totals  | 33   | 19  | 12  | 31  | +2   | 115    | 16.5    | 4     | 35     | 18     | 6  

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SHL Regular Season Stats
S75 SFP | 66GP | 19G | 25A | 44P | +4   | 110sog | 17.3sh% | 0 ppp | 45 hit | 59 blk | 20 pim

S76 SFP | 66GP | 20G | 42A | 62P | +28  | 166sog | 12.0sh% | 0 ppp | 55 hit | 38 blk | 32 pim

Totals  | 132  | 39  | 67  | 106 | +32  | 276    | 14.1    | 0     | 100    | 97     | 20

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SHL Playoffs Stats
S75 SFP | 4 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 1 P | -4   | 5  sog | 0.0 sh% | 0 ppp | 3  hit | 3  blk | 0  pim

S76 SFP | 21GP | 4 G | 15A | 19P | +13  | 47 sog | 8.5 sh% | 0 ppp | 21 hit | 18 blk | 8  pim

Totals  | 25   | 4   | 16  | 20  | +9   | 52     | 7.7     | 0     | 24     | 21     | 8
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Transactions 
S71: Drafted 3rd OA by Regina Elk

S71: Drafted 38OA by San Francisco Pride

S72: Signed 1x3 ELC with San Francisco

S73: Signed 5x3 contract with San Francisco

S74: Traded to Quebec City

S75: Called up to San Francisco
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Trophy Case/Achievements 
S71: Silver Medal

S72: Alex Light Nomination

S72: 1st All Star Team

S72: Ideen Fallah Nomination

S73: DeMaricus Smyth Award Nomination

S76: Challenge Cup Champion

 

Caleb Hayden || G || San Francisco Pride || S66 || Peak TPE: 1102
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 178
Birthplace: Manchester, NH
Number: 1
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats
S65 QCC | 7  GP | 6  W | 0  L | 1  OTL | 1.68 GAA | .923 SV% | 22.29 SAA | 1  SO
S66 QCC | 15 GP | 8  W | 3  L | 1  OTL | 2.34 GAA | .907 SV% | 24.33 SAA | 2  SO
S67 QCC | 57 GP | 40 W | 15 L | 1  OTL | 2.71 GAA | .896 SV% | 25.67 SAA | 6  SO
S68 CAR | 55 GP | 26 W | 25 L | 3  OTL | 2.63 GAA | .905 SV% | 26.71 SAA | 8  SO
Totals  | 134   | 80   | 43   | 6      | 2.58     | .902     | 25.77     | 17
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SMJHL Postseason Stats
S65 QCC | 1  GP | 0  W | 0  L | 1  OTL | 3.20 GAA | .885 SV% | 26.00 SAA | 0  SO
S66: -
S67 QCC | 21 GP | 11 W | 9  L | 1  OTL | 3.27 GAA | .886 SV% | 28.38 SAA | 2  SO
S68 CAR | 12 GP | 7  W | 4  L | 1  OTL | 2.42 GAA | .891 SV% | 22.25 SAA | 4  SO
Totals  | 34    | 18   | 13   | 3      | 2.97     | .888     | 26.15     | 6
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SHL Regular Season Stats
S69 SFP | 55 GP | 13 W | 30 L | 2  OTL | 4.54 GAA | .888 SV% | 34.35 SAA | 2  SO

S70 SFP | 54 GP | 16 W | 31 L | 0  OTL | 4.06 GAA | .888 SV% | 34.00 SAA | 1  SO

S71 NEW | 20 GP | 12 W | 6  L | 0  OTL | 2.88 GAA | .898 SV% | 25.60 SAA | 1  SO

Totals  | 129   | 41   | 67   | 2      | 4.07     | .889     | 32.84     | 4
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SHL Playoffs Stats
S69: -
S70: -

S71: -
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Transactions 
S65 | Claimed off waivers by the Quebec City Citadelles
S66 | Drafted 45th OA by the San Francisco Pride 
S67 | Signed 3x7m Contract Extension with San Francisco Pride
S68 | Traded to Carolina Kraken
S69 | Called up from Carolina Kraken --> San Francisco Pride
S69 | Signed 3x10m Contract Extension with San Francisco Pride

S70 | Traded to New Endland Wolfpack

S71 | Retired from the SHL
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Trophy Case/Achievements 
S65 | Onoprienko Nomination
S67 | Laurifer Trophy
S67 | Elias Armia Nomination
S67 | SMJHL All-Star
S67 | Zack Miller Trophy
S67 | Cedric Robinson Nomination
S67 | Raymond Lindsay Nomination
S68 | SMJHL All-Star
S68 | Cedric Robinson Nomination
S68 | Elias Armia Trophy
S68 | Zack Miller Trophy

S69 | SHL All-Rookie Team

Caleb Hayden || San Francisco Pride || General Manager
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SHL:
S68 | SFP | Co-GM | 15-47-4 | 34  PTS | Missed Playoffs 
S69 | SFP | Co-GM | 13-48-5 | 31  PTS | Missed Playoffs 

S70 | SFP | Co-GM | 21-45-0 | 42  PTS | Missed Playoffs 

S71 | SFP | Co-GM | 23-34-9 | 55  PTS | 0-4 vs WPG R1

S72 | SFP | Co-GM | 24-36-6 | 54  PTS | 2-4 vs LAP R1 

S73 | SFP | GM    | 24-37-5 | 53  PTS | 0-4 vs LAP R1

S74 | SFP | GM    | 31-30-5 | 67  PTS | 1-4 vs WPG West Semifinals

S75 | SFP | GM    | 34-29-3 | 71  PTS | 0-4 vs LAP R1
S76 | SFP | GM    | 50-12-4 | 104 PTS | 4-1 vs BAP CC Finals
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WJC:
S66 | USA | Co-GM | 8-2-2  | 24 PTS | Silver Medal
S67 | USA | GM    | 10-0-2 | 29 PTS | Eliminated in Quaterfinals
S70 | BI  | GM    | 11-1-0 | 32 PTS | Gold Medal

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Awards:

S70: WJC Gold Medal
S75: Joe McKeil Trophy

S76: Cole Reinhart Trophy

S76: Challenge Cup Champion

Clearly the New England mascot is the best. It's a fucking wolf. Everyone else has these fictional or human type mascots. We have a wolf. Nuff said.

 


Sig credit: Ragnar, Carpy48, High Stick King


Ivan Lacksamus || RW || Detroit Falcons
Number: 14
Height: 6ft 1in
Weight: 200 lbs
Birthplace: Switzerland

Code:

Your task: write a social media post about how awesome your mascot is. Be as ridiculous as possible and make your fanbase wonder if you were hacked.

I love Aurora the bear, I just love cuddling with Aurora after we big or lose games, I also just love their floofy body, what I can I say.

[29 words]

Thank you Fever, sköldpaddor and OD for the amazing sigs!

  Montreal Impact/Militia

|Player Page| |Update Page|

Ryuuji Kawashima || C || Edmonton Blizzard || 2034 TPE || Empty Pockets
Name: Ryuuji Kawashima
Age: 20
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 213 lbs
Number: 26
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Transactions:
Drafted 4th overall in S58 SMJHL Draft to the Anaheim Outlaws

Rafe Ulrich || LW || Montreal Militia || 1442 TPE || New England Wolfpack
Name: Rafe Ulrich
Age: 18
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 250 lbs
Number: 13
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Transactions:
Drafted 3rd overall in S41 SMJHL Draft to the Montreal Militia
Drafted 1st overall in S42 SHL Draft to the New England Wolfpack

Raven Silverwang || RW || Wolfpack || 1718 TPE || Triple Gold Champ
Name: Raven Silverwing
Age: 34
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 220 lbs
Number: 13
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats
S26||MTL||GP: 50||G: 4||A: 1||P: 5||+/-: -6||PIM: 8||H: 33||SHT: 15||SB: 2
S27||MTL||GP: 50||G: 33||A: 29||P: 62||+/-: 19||PIM: 38||H: 44||SHT: 212||SB: 12
S28||MTL||GP: 50||G: 20||A: 33||P: 53||+/-: 22||PIM: 16||H: 48||SHT: 185||SB: 9
SMJHL Total Regular Season Stats:
S26-28||MTL||GP: 150 || G: 57 || A: 63 || P: 120 || +/-: 35 || PIM: 62 || SHT: 412
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SMJHL Play Off Statisticals
S26||MTL||GP: 5||G: 0||A: 0||P: 0||+/-: -1||PIM: 2||H: 3||SHT: 4||SB: 0
S27||MTL||GP: 17||G: 12||A: 9||P: 21||+/-: -2||PIM: 0||H: 19||SHT: 68||SB: 4
S28||MTL||GP: 14||G: 6||A: 6||P: 12||+/-: 5||PIM: 8||H: 27||SHT: 59||SB: 4
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SHL Regular Season Stats
S29||NEW||GP: 50||G: 2||A: 5||P: 7||+/-: -9||PIM: 11||H: 38||SHT: 80||SB: 3||SHT%: 2.50%
S30||NEW||GP: 50||G: 13||A: 18||P: 31||+/-: 9||PIM: 0||H: 10||SHT: 176||SB: 13||SHT%: 7.39%
S31||NEW||GP: 50||G: 20||A: 27||P: 47||+/-: 15||PIM: 0||H: 4||SHT: 182||SB: 11||SHT%: 10.99%
S32||NEW||GP: 50||G: 20||A: 19||P: 39||+/-: 20||PIM: 7||H: 8||SHT: 190||SB: 2||SHT%: 10.53%
S33||NEW||GP: 50||G: 26||A: 24||P: 50||+/-: 14||PIM: 33||H: 16||SHT: 209||SB: 9||SHT%: 12.44%
S34||NEW||GP: 50||G: 25||A: 25||P: 50||+/-: 17||PIM: 12||H: 10||SHT: 200||SB: 7||SHT%: 12.50%
S35||NEW||GP: 50||G: 25||A: 21||P: 46||+/-: 11||PIM: 22||H: 25||SHT: 211||SB: 16||SHT%: 11.85%
S36||NEW||GP: 50||G: 20||A: 28||P: 48||+/-: 12||PIM: 12||H: 70||SHT: 205||SB: 18||SHT%: 9.76%||FO%: 56.79%||FOT: 1141
S37||NEW||GP: 50||G: 21||A: 28||P: 49||+/-: 5||PIM: 19||H: 18||SHT: 198||SB: 16||SHT%: 10.61%||FO%: 55.90%||FOT: 1855
S38||NEW||GP: 50||G: 24||A: 29||P: 53||+/-: 4||PIM: 4||H: 19||SHT: 212||SB: 21||SHT%: 11.32%||FO%: 51.76%||FOT: 1735
<OPTION>SHL Regular Season Stats:
S29-38||NEW||GP: 500||G: 196||A: 224||P: 420||+/-: 98||PIM: 110||H: 218||SHT: 1863||SB: 116||SHT%: 9.99%||FO%: 54.82% ||FOT: 4731
SHL Play Off Statisticals
S29||NEW||DNQ
S30||NEW||GP: 14||G: 6||A: 7||P: 13||+/-: 13||PIM: 0||H: 1||SHT: 47||SB: 4||SHT%: 12.77%  *CUP*
S31||NEW||GP: 19||G: 8||A: 11||P: 19||+/-: 5||PIM:17||H: 2||SHT: 56||SB: 4||SHT%: 14.29% *CUP*
S32||NEW||GP: 11||G: 2||A: 1||P: 3||+/-: 0||PIM: 0||H: 1|| SHT: 54||SB: 3|| SHT%: 3.70%
S33||NEW||GP: 18||G: 9||A: 10||P: 19||+/-: 14||PIM: 21||H: 7||SHT: 72||SB: 2||SHT%: 12.50%
S34||NEW||GP: 11||G: 5||A: 5||P: 10||+/-: -4||PIM: 0||H: 11||SHT: 40||SB: 1||SHT%: 12.50%
S35||NEW||GP: 9||G: 1||A: 4||P: 5||+/-: -8||PIM: 19||H: 3||SHT: 34||SB: 4||SHT%: 2.94%
S36||NEW||GP: 18||G: 10||A: 9||P: 19||+/-: 5||PIM: 5||H: 17||SHT: 87||SB: 6||SHT%: 11.49%||FO%: 52.77% (578)
S37||NEW||DNQ
S38||NEW||GP: 7||G: 2||A: 3||P: 5||+/-: 4||PIM: 0||H: 3||SHT: 29||SB: 2||SHT%: 6.90%||FO%: 50.20% (249)
SHL Total Playoff Stats:
S29-38||NEW||GP: 107||G: 43||A: 50||P: 93||+/-: 29||PIM: 62||H: 45||SHT: 419||SB: 26||SHT%: 9.64%||FO%: 51.49% (578)
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IIHF Round Robin Statistics
S26||UK||GP: 10||G: 0||A: 0||P: 0||+/-: 2||PIM: 0||H: 7||SHT: 1|| SB: 0
S27||UK||GP: 10||G: 0||A: 0||P: 0||+/-: -4||PIM: 0||H: 3||SHT: 7|| SB: 1
S28||UK||GP: 10||G: 0||A: 2||P: 2||+/-: 2||PIM: 0||H: 1||SHT: 4|| SB: 2
S29||UK||GP: 10||G: 0||A: 1||P: 1||+/-: -5||PIM: 2||H: 9||SHT: 14|| SB: 1
S30||UK||GP: 10||G: 3||A: 3||P: 6||+/-: 2||PIM: 0||H: 5||SHT: 30||SB: 3||SHT%: 10.00%||FOT: 208||FO%: 40.38%
S31||UK||GP: 10||G: 1||A: 4||P: 5||+/-: -7||PIM: 0||H: 3||SHT: 21||SB: 3||SHT%: 4.76%||FOT: 259||FO%: 43.24%
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IIHF Medal Round Statistics
S26||UK||GP: 1||G: 0||A: 1||P: 0||+/-: 1||PIM: 0||H: 0||SHT: 0||SB: 0
S27 - Did not qualify-
S28||UK||GP: 1||G: 0||A: 0||P: 0||+/-: -1||PIM: 0||H: 0||SHT: 0||SB: 1
S29 - Did not qualify-
S30||UK||GP: 3||G: 2||A: 1||P: 3||+/-: 2||PIM: 0||H: 1||SHT: 8||SB: 0||SHT%: 25.00%||FOT:51||FO%: 43.14%
S31||UK||GP: 1||G: 0||A: 1||P: 1||+/-: 1||PIM: 0||H: 0||SHT: 1||SB: 0||SHT%: 0%||FOT: 28||FO%: 35.71%
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Trophy Case
S26 Laurifer Trophy - Montreal Impact
S27 Laurifer Trophy - Montreal Impact
S27 Zach Miller Trophy - (Most Dedicated Player)
S27 Ideen Fallah Award - (MVP Voted by Awards Committee)
S27 Jared Hanson Trophy - (Top in points)
S27 Roberto Martucci - (Most Goals)
S28 FOUR STAR CUP WINNER (MONTREAL IMPACT)
S28 Damien Littleton Award - (Most dedicated SHLer)
S28 Zach Miller Trophy - (Most Dedicated Player)
S28 Elias Armia - (Commish MVP)
S28 Jared Hansen - (Top Point-Scorer)
S30 CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS (NEW ENGLAND WOLFPACK)
S30 IIHF SILVER MEDAL TEAM UK
S31 CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS (NEW ENGLAND WOLFPACK)
S33 CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS (NEW ENGLAND WOLFPACK)
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Transactions:
Drafted 30sth overall in S26 SMJHL Draft by Montreal Impact
Drafted 7th overall in S27 SHL Draft by New England Wolfpack
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Cool Stuff:
Assigned Captian of the Montreal Impact S27
Assigned Captian of the Montreal Militia S28
Assigned Alternative Captian of the New England Wolfpack S30
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god damn Elvis the Elk is just so god damn cool i wish he was my dad tbh if my dad was an elk that would just be really cool i want to have horns they would make me look very intimidating and give me a psychological advantage i want horns why can't i have horns like Elvis the Elk does

The Chicago Syndicate obviously have the best mascot. Nice hat? Check. Nice suit? Check. Nice tie? Check. Nice murderous face framed in shadow? Checkity-check! What more could you possibly want from a mascot these days! #Justcomeupwithsomethingappropriateforthehashtag #SHL

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sup fam, its hammer time. stop by the rink after 6pm today to have your shot at swingging the hammer. best hammer swinger recieves a free cookie and passed for ice cream.

Over in Blizz town we have Eddy the Arctic Fox. To be completely honest, ownership kind of forgot about him for a few years and now the fox suit looks like it has mange.

Steel was used for weapons and armor for hundreds of years. Hawks are birds of prey. Mash those two together and you have the true apex predator.

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