When thinking about how Melvin was going to prank the GM, he realized, he also runs the team, so instead of pranking himself, he decided to prank his good friend Adelie de Pengu. Working with the maintenance crew, Melvin decided to get some specialized lighting that would make it look as though there were fish underneath the Chicago Syndicate ice. During an important part of practice, and potentially a game where they had basically won (or were losing so bad they just wanted to forget the game was even happening) Melvin would be able to turn on the switch, and have fake fish floating throughout the ice, tempting Adelie to want to try and catch them. While it might not be a super high tech or interesting prank, it was definitely one that would make Melvin smile in an otherwise very tough week, and de Pengu wouldn't feel super frustrated by them being fake fish.
S61 | Melvin Majestik-Moose | Defender | 2051 TPE
Nevada Battleborn Captain and Assistant Captain
Chicago Syndicate and Assistant Captain & Co-GM
Jess's Favorite Battlebaby
S61 1st Overall
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Career Stats:
To Be Determined Probably Never
S79 | Jeremy Snugglemuffin III| Defender | 209 TPE
jeffie43 Fantasy League Manager
anime mommy with big big milkies
Isfl pt
Jack Kanoff | S53 | Forward | Buffalo Stampede | Germany
From: Toronto, ON, Canada
Height: 5'11
Weight: 183 lb
S53 4-Star Champion
S53 WJC Gold (Canada GM)
S58 IIHF Bronze (Germany Co-Fed Head)
S59 IIHF Bronze (Germany Co-Fed Head)
S60 Challenge Cup Winner
SHL Regular Season
S55 | TOR | 50 GP | 2G | 6A | 8P | -47 | 20 PIM | 74 HIT | 115 SB | 22:01 MPG
S56 | SEA | 50 GP | 3G | 12A | 15P | -13 | 33 PIM | 37 HIT | 64 SB | 17:02 MPG
S57 | SEA | 66 GP | 4G | 21A | 35P | -20 | 50 PIM | 61 HIT | 56 SB | 24:05 MPG
S58 | SEA | 66 GP | 10G | 35A | 45P | -35 | 14 PIM | 64 HIT | 79 SB | 22:20 MPG
S59 | SEA | 66 GP | 19G | 33A | 52P | +19 | 17 PIM | 64 HIT | 43 SB | 23:10 MPG
S60 | SEA/BUF | 65 GP | 17G | 54A | 71P | +42 | 8 PIM | 83 HIT | 45 SB | 21:56 MPG
S61 | BUF | 66 GP | 30G | 33A | 63P | +38 | 18 PIM | 105 HIT | 54 SB | 21:17 MPG
S62 | BUF | 66 GP | 38G | 38A | 76P | +39 | 14 PIM | 115 HIT | 63 SB | 21:32 MPG
S63 | BUF | 66 GP | 23G | 44A | 67P | +8 | 24 PIM | 102 HIT | 13 SB | 21:38 MPG
S64 | BUF | 66 GP | 17G | 36A | 53P | +41 | 24 PIM | 112 HIT | 56 SB | 21:19 MPG
IIHF
S54 | GER | 12 GP | 1G | 3A | 4P | +1 | 2 PIM | 10 HIT | 8 SB | 18:58 MPG
S55 | GER | 12 GP | 3G | 2A | 5P | +3 | 2 PIM | 19 HIT | 12 SB | 20:21 MPG
S56 | GER | 12 GP | 1G | 3A | 4P | -11 | 2 PIM | 19 HIT | 10 SB | 20:56 MPG
S57 | GER | 12 GP | 1G | 1A | 2P | +/- 0 | 0 PIM | 17 HIT | 13 SB | 21:06 MPG
S58 | GER | 12 GP | 6G | 10A | 16P | + 5 | 2 PIM | 7 HIT | 14 SB | 21:11 MPG
S59 | GER | 12 GP | 6G | 11A | 17P | + 6 | 2 PIM | 11 HIT | 18 SB | 20:47 MPG
SMJHL Regular Season
S52 | HFX/DET | 50 GP | 7G | 13A | 20P | +2 | 22 PIM | 48 HIT | 49 SB | 18:48 MPG
S53 | DET | 50 GP | 11G | 23A | 34P | +29 | 14 PIM | 24 HIT | 14 SB | 22:38 MPG
S54 | DET | 50 GP | 9G | 18A | 27P | +2 | 32 PIM | 32 HIT | 25 SB | 23:46 MPG
SMJHL Playoffs
S52 | DET | 10 GP | 4G | 4A | 8P | +5 | 2 PIM | 3 HIT | 8 SB | 20:30 MPG
S53 | DET | 17 GP | 2G | 5A | 7P | +4 | 2 PIM | 14 HIT | 8 SB | 23:12 MPG
S54 | DET | 7 GP | 1G | 1A | 2P | -5 | 0 PIM | 5 HIT | 9 SB | 23:14 MPG
World Junior Championships
S51 | NA | 29 GP | 5G | 12A | 17P | -13 | 20 PIM | 33 HIT | 37 SB | 21:12 MPG
S52 | CAN | 24 GP | 1G | 9A | 10P | -7 | 8 PIM | 23 HIT | 18 SB | 20:18 MPG
S53 | CAN | 15 GP | 1G | 5A | 6P | +3 | 2 PIM | 7 HIT | 6 SB | 21:27 MPG
S54 | CAN | 13 GP | 1G | 1A | 2P | -9 | 2 PIM | 15 HIT | 8 SB | 20:15 MPG
Edward Elric | S66 | 855 TPE | Forward | Edmonton Blizzard | Canada
SMJHL Regular Season
S65 | ANC | 13-42-3 | 3.98 GAA | 0.907 SV%
S66 | ANC | 35G | 34A | 69P | -11 | 31 PIM | 139 HIT | 12 SB
S67 | ANC | 28G | 35A | 63P | +2 | 32 PIM | 121 HIT | 14 SB
S68 | QCC | 25G | 26A | 51P | -7 | 46 PIM | 168 HIT | 21 SB
SMJHL Playoffs
Nour is pretty hot ngl
Toast Media Graders
Hallsy's Idiot of the Year
Prompt #1
While it was easier to out-play the goony aliens it was going to be a problem for the team to face an army of little mice that have the intelligence on us. Toasty instructs his random aliens that the only way they were going to win is to park the bus. Even if the mice are super smart about how they were going to attack, they would be too small to pile on the offence. As long as the team was focused on playing some solid defence there was going to be nothing that was going to stop them! The team had momentum on its side from winning the exhibition match from the past week and was heading towards universal conquest if they could keep up this pace. They're seemingly become experts at the game and while balancing his games in San Francisco and around the SHL, Toasty is growing close to his new friends! Hopefully they will be able to make things work against the mice.
mer IIHF Federation Head
froggie
We win this one by being able to move the puck. Sure the mice are super evolved and know hockey but they are weak and tiny and cannot move the puck with their little arms and legs. So while they slide all over the ice we will move the puck into the goal. Also how the hell are they gonna goaltend? Rat machine? It's illegal. Rat wall? They're gonna be absolutely decimated by the puck. They really should've thought this through but their loss our gain. Maybe we'll allow them one goal by own-goaling it with a bounce off a mouse body. I think the hardest thing will be not stepping on them and killing them inadvertently. That might be grounds for season suspension but also they're mice? What rules apply here in this game? Regardless, mice cannot hockey and they will lose and maybe die but hopefully not. That's the plan.
Aksel Fiske || Forward || S61 - Present
SHL: MAN S65 - Present
SMJHL: QCC S61 - S64
Federation: Norway
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Regular Season Stats:
S73 | MAN | 66GP | 23 G | 29 A | 52 PTS | -89
S72 | MAN | 66GP | 32 G | 24 A | 56 PTS | -74
S71 | MAN | 66GP | 37 G | 31 A | 68 PTS | -64
S70 | MAN | 66GP | 38 G | 30 A | 78 PTS | -48
S69 | MAN | 66GP | 45 G | 37 A | 82 PTS | +33
S68 | MAN | 66GP | 25 G | 29 A | 54 PTS | +16
S67 | MAN | 66GP | 19 G | 31 A | 50 PTS | +8
S66 | MAN | 66GP | 25 G | 35 A | 60 PTS | +19
S65 | MAN | 66 GP | 15 G | 23 A | 38 PTS | -15
S64 | QCC | 66 GP | 27 G | 34 A | 61 PTS | +5
S63 | QCC | 66 GP | 18 G | 35 A | 53 PTS | -2
S62 | QCC | 66 GP | 17 G | 25 A | 42 PTS | +11
S61 | QCC | 66 GP | 10 G | 31 A | 41 PTS | +18
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Playoff Stats:
S70 | MAN | 4 GP | 5 G | 1 A | 6 PTS | -2
S69 | MAN | 5 GP | 2 G | 5 A | 7 PTS | -12
S68 | MAN | 24GP |11G | 15 A | 26 PTS| +16
S67 | MAN | 27GP |10G | 13 A | 23 PTS| +5
S66 | MAN | 4 GP | 1 G | 1 A | 2 PTS | -2
S65 | MAN | 5 GP | 0 G | 3 A | 3 PTS | -4
S64 | QCC | 14 GP | 5G | 10 A | 15 PTS | +5
S63 | QCC | 13 GP | 6 G | 7 A | 13 PTS | +1
S62 | QCC | 6 GP | 2 G | 4 A | 6 PTS | +2
S61 | QCC | 16 GP | 7 G | 6 A | 13 PTS | +4
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Accolades:
SHL All-Star S70-S73
S67 IIHF Gold Medal with Team Norway
S63 WJC Gold Medal with Team Finland
S61 SMJHL Elias Armia Award
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Transactions:
S62 SHL Draft: 1OA to MAN
S61 SMJHL Draft: 14OA to QCC
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Andy Registered
S28, S39 Challenge Cup Champion
Pranking the GM and involving them in social media is something that I think should be a part of more organizations in sports. For Meowski and the Renegade they would definitely do smaller things to get the attention of the GM. It would then get bigger and bigger as time would go on. They would start with changing his mug, the blanket on the back of his chair, etc. It would get bigger and bigger to include things liek rearranging his desk, changing where is office is etc. The culmination of the "pranks" would be the Mascot sitting in the GM's chair with a T-shirt saying that they are the boss now. A lot of it would be reminiscent of the TikTok trend where they would say "enjoy" and then would say "you too" so that could also be used to the Mascot being the GM of the team. Definitely for this one TikTok would be utilized because some of it would have to be in Video format to be fully utilized and get to the most people
Evok SMJHL HO
Almighty Owl
Nevek Kove and Superb Owl have always been in an alliance, that's the thing to know. But it haven't been without hard work for the both of them. however, pranking the gm will be an amazing experience for them. Kove has always liked playing prank with Superb Owl, and the GM is the ultimate target. In order to drive maximum engagement on twitter, the duo decided to start with a guessing game on threads in order to get the fan intrigued and hyped. They also made sure to include a raffle of a few ticket including a season ticket package. Once the fans were into it enough, it was time to pull up the prank that was livestreamed. As they ran into the office of @
RAmenAmen and @
lore , they announced them that they need to officiate their wedding right now. Got the wedding bands out and the whole crew behind them with an assistant handing them the official papers and the things to say. Utter confusion could be seen on the GMs face before realizing it was a prank.
Nevek Kove | RD | Quebec City Citadelles
Player Type: Stay-at-Home Defenseman
Height: 6'1" | Weight: 195 lbs
Number: 49
Birthplace: Quebec City, Quebec, Canada
Peak TPE: 1811 TPE
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Regular Season Stats :
S66 | QCC | GP:66 | G:07 | A:17 | P:24 | PIMs:18 | +/-:+12 | SB:061 | HIT:115
S67 | QCC | GP:66 | G:05 | A:17 | P:22 | PIMs:30 | +/-:+16 | SB:157 | HIT:099
S68 | QCC | GP:66 | G:04 | A:23 | P:27 | PIMs:26 | +/-:-23 | SB:203 | HIT:102
S69 | QCC | GP:66 | G:04 | A:22 | P:26 | PIMs:32 | +/-:+16 | SB:171 | HIT:079
S70 | MIN | GP:66 | G:04 | A:22 | P:26 | PIMs:29 | +/-:-08 | SB:268 | HIT:069
S71 | MIN | GP:66 | G:05 | A:07 | P:12 | PIMs:32 | +/-:-05 | SB:260 | HIT:041
S72 | MIN | GP:66 | G:07 | A:20 | P:27 | PIMs:40 | +/-:+05 | SB:292 | HIT:050
S73 | MIN | GP:66 | G:02 | A:28 | P:28 | PIMs:40 | +/-:+04 | SB:187 | HIT:069
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Post Season Stats :
S66 | QCC | GP:17 | G:00 | A:03 | P:03 | PIMs:04 | +/-:+00 | SB:024 | HIT:024
S67 | QCC | GP:21 | G:01 | A:07 | P:07 | PIMs:08 | +/-:+09 | SB:052 | HIT:028
S68 | QCC | GP:05 | G:00 | A:03 | P:03 | PIMs:02 | +/-:-05 | SB:015 | HIT:003
S69 | QCC | GP:25 | G:00 | A:07 | P:07 | PIMs:08 | +/-:+20 | SB:072 | HIT:045
S70 | MIN | GP:04 | G:01 | A:00 | P:01 | PIMs:02 | +/-:-07 | SB:019 | HIT:007
S71 | MIN | Did Not Qualify
S72 | MIN | Did Not Qualify
S73 | MIN | GP:05 | G:00 | A:02 | P:02 | PIMs:02 | +/-:-01 | SB:013 | HIT:005
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IIHF/WJC Stats :
S67 | ICE | GP:14 | G:02 | A:04 | P:06 | PIMs:08 | +/-:+10 | SB:018 | HIT:026
S68 | ICE | GP:13 | G:00 | A:00 | P:00 | PIMs:02 | +/-:-03 | SB:022 | HIT:003
S69 | BRI | GP:13 | G:02 | A:05 | P:07 | PIMs:08 | +/-:+02 | SB:014 | HIT:016
S69 | IRL | GP:12 | G:02 | A:03 | P:05 | PIMs:02 | +/-:+08 | SB:036 | HIT:011
S70 | IRL | GP:12 | G:00 | A:01 | P:01 | PIMs:04 | +/-:-06 | SB:027 | HIT:010
S71 | IRL | GP:15 | G:00 | A:08 | P:08 | PIMs:12 | +/-:+10 | SB:059 | HIT:017
S72 | IRL | GP:13 | G:01 | A:01 | P:02 | PIMs:10 | +/-:+00 | SB:048 | HIT:014
S73 | IRL | GP:13 | G:01 | A:04 | P:05 | PIMs:06 | +/-:+02 | SB:045 | HIT:011
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Contracts/Transactions:
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SMJHL Awards/Honors:
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British Isles WJC Medals:
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SHL Awards/Honors:
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Ireland IIHF Medals:
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Draft:
S66 | SMJHL Draft : Selected 28th overall by the Quebec City Citadelles
S67 | SHL Draft : Selected 1st overall by the Minnesota Monarchs
Elizabeth Doyle | G | Buffalo Stampede
Player Type: Goalie
Height: 5'9" | Weight: 179 lbs
Number: 27
Birthplace: Galway, Ireland
Peak TPE: 2145 TPE
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Regular Season Stats :
S50 | STL | GP:37 | W:16 | L:16 | OTL:01 | SV%:0.877 | GAA:3.50 | SO:00
S51 | STL | GP:46 | W:22 | L:18 | OTL:03 | SV%:0.890 | GAA:3.09 | SO:02
S52 | STL | GP:41 | W:23 | L:13 | OTL:04 | SV%:0.888 | GAA:2.84 | SO:01
S52 | BUF | GP:05 | W:02 | L:02 | OTL:01 | SV%:0.875 | GAA:3.22 | SO:00
S53 | STL | GP:38 | W:21 | L:15 | OTL:02 | SV%:0.904 | GAA:2.64 | SO:02
S54 | BUF | GP:44 | W:35 | L:07 | OTL:02 | SV%:0.913 | GAA:1.91 | SO:08
S55 | BUF | GP:44 | W:34 | L:10 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.916 | GAA:2.01 | SO:05
S56 | BUF | GP:44 | W:28 | L:16 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.919 | GAA:2.28 | SO:09
S57 | BUF | GP:53 | W:40 | L:11 | OTL:02 | SV%:0.926 | GAA:2.19 | SO:06
S58 | BUF | GP:54 | W:33 | L:17 | OTL:04 | SV%:0.924 | GAA:2.08 | SO:13
S59 | BUF | GP:54 | W:41 | L:10 | OTL:03 | SV%:0.903 | GAA:2.62 | SO:01
S60 | BUF | GP:55 | W:40 | L:09 | OTL:05 | SV%:0.909 | GAA:2.64 | SO:02
S61 | BUF | GP:54 | W:36 | L:16 | OTL:02 | SV%:0.915 | GAA:2.38 | SO:04
S62 | BUF | GP:52 | W:38 | L:14 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.904 | GAA:2.99 | SO:03
S63 | BUF | GP:54 | W:30 | L:20 | OTL:04 | SV%:0.917 | GAA:2.78 | SO:04
S64 | BUF | GP:54 | W:36 | L:16 | OTL:02 | SV%:0.915 | GAA:2.58 | SO:03
S65 | BUF | GP:55 | W:34 | L:16 | OTL:04 | SV%:0.915 | GAA:2.69 | SO:05
S66 | BUF | GP:54 | W:30 | L:22 | OTL:02 | SV%:0.892 | GAA:3.20 | SO:03
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Post Season Stats :
S50 | STL | GP:13 | W:07 | L:06 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.897 | GAA:3.09 | SO:00
S51 | STL | GP:12 | W:07 | L:03 | OTL:02 | SV%:0.891 | GAA:2.84 | SO:00
S52 | STL | GP:17 | W:09 | L:08 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.882 | GAA:3.18 | SO:02
S53 | STL | GP:14 | W:07 | L:06 | OTL:01 | SV%:0.913 | GAA:2.38 | SO:01
S54 | BUF | GP:13 | W:07 | L:05 | OTL:01 | SV%:0.923 | GAA:2.53 | SO:01
S55 | BUF | GP:17 | W:12 | L:05 | OTL:00 | SV%:.0927 | GAA:1.86 | SO:03
S56 | BUF | GP:23 | W:18 | L:08 | OTL:02 | SV%:0.910 | GAA:2.86 | SO:01
S57 | BUF | GP:17 | W:11 | L:06 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.923 | GAA:2.25 | SO:01
S58 | BUF | GP:21 | W:13 | L:07 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.905 | GAA:2.49 | SO:01
S59 | BUF | GP:19 | W:13 | L:03 | OTL:03 | SV%:0.920 | GAA:2.58 | SO:03
S60 | BUF | GP:22 | W:16 | L:04 | OTL:02 | SV%:0.926 | GAA:2.02 | SO:03
S61 | BUF | GP:09 | W:05 | L:04 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.923 | GAA:2.45 | SO:01
S62 | BUF | GP:09 | W:05 | L:04 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.920 | GAA:2.90 | SO:01
S63 | BUF | GP:12 | W:07 | L:04 | OTL:01 | SV%:0.926 | GAA:2.53 | SO:01
S64 | BUF | GP:11 | W:07 | L:04 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.907 | GAA:3.01 | SO:01
S65 | BUF | GP:18 | W:10 | L:07 | OTL:01 | SV%:0.922 | GAA:2.50 | SO:00
S66 | BUF | GP:16 | W:09 | L:06 | OTL:01 | SV%:0.913 | GAA:2.70 | SO:01
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IIHF/WJC Stats :
S49 | BRI | GP:17 | W:08 | L:09 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.855 | GAA:3.91 | SO:00
S50 | BRI | GP:08 | W:06 | L:01 | OTL:01 | SV%:0.904 | GAA:2.39 | SO:01
S50 | IRL | GP:02 | W:01 | L:01 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.939 | GAA:1.51 | SO:00
S51 | BRI | GP:11 | W:07 | L:04 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.926 | GAA:2.19 | SO:00
S51 | IRL | GP:04 | W:03 | L:01 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.917 | GAA:2.51 | SO:00
S52 | BRI | GP:09 | W:03 | L:01 | OTL:03 | SV%:0.865 | GAA:2.93 | SO:00
S52 | IRL | GP:07 | W:04 | L:02 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.931 | GAA:2.17 | SO:00
S53 | BRI | GP:04 | W:02 | L:01 | OTL:01 | SV%:0.915 | GAA:2.72 | SO:00
S53 | IRL | GP:05 | W:03 | L:02 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.909 | GAA:3.01 | SO:01
S54 | IRL | GP:12 | W:05 | L:06 | OTL:01 | SV%:0.909 | GAA:3.32 | SO:00
S55 | IRL | GP:09 | W:02 | L:04 | OTL:02 | SV%:0.915 | GAA:2.97 | SO:01
S56 | IRL | GP:13 | W:05 | L:06 | OTL:02 | SV%:0.927 | GAA:2.74 | SO:02
S57 | IRL | GP:10 | W:03 | L:07 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.914 | GAA:2.91 | SO:01
S58 | IRL | GP:09 | W:00 | L:09 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.892 | GAA:4.41 | SO:00
S59 | IRL | GP:11 | W:02 | L:09 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.914 | GAA:3.84 | SO:00
S60 | IRL | GP:11 | W:03 | L:07 | OTL:01 | SV%:0.920 | GAA:3.33 | SO:00
S61 | IRL | GP:10 | W:04 | L:06 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.929 | GAA:2.70 | SO:00
S62 | IRL | GP:13 | W:08 | L:05 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.935 | GAA:2.21 | SO:03
S63 | IRL | GP:11 | W:04 | L:06 | OTL:01 | SV%:0.898 | GAA:3.66 | SO:00
S64 | IRL | GP:12 | W:05 | L:06 | OTL:01 | SV%:0.906 | GAA:3.79 | SO:00
S65 | IRL | GP:12 | W:06 | L:06 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.936 | GAA:2.32 | SO:02
S66 | IRL | GP:15 | W:06 | L:08 | OTL:01 | SV%:0.922 | GAA:2.79 | SO:01
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Contracts/Transactions:
S50 | Signed 1y / $4M contract with St. Louis Scarecrows
S51 | Signed 2y / $5M contract with Buffalo Stampede
S53 | Signed 3y / $6M contract with the Buffalo Stampede
S56 | Signed 2y / $6M contract with the Buffalo Stampede
S57 | Opted out of S57 contract with the Buffalo Stampede
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SMJHL Awards/Honors:
1x Oriens Trophy (S52(STL))
1x All-SMJHL Second Team (S52)
2x All-Star Team (S52, S53)
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British Isles WJC Medals:
1x Silver Medal (S49)
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SHL Awards/Honors:
1x All Rookie Team (S54)
4x First All Star Team (S54, S55, S57, S58)
1x Ryan Jesster Trophy (S54)
2x Mike Honcho Trophy (S54, S55)
3x John McBride Trophy (S54, S57, S58)
3x President Trophy (S54(BUF), S55(BUF), S60(BUF))
5x Mathias Chouinard Trophy (S55(BUF), S56(BUF), S58(BUF), S59(BUF), S60(BUF))
1x Anton Razov Trophy (S55)
2x Challenge Cup (S55(BUF), S60(BUF))
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Ireland IIHF Medals:
1x Silver Medal (S65)
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Draft:
S50 | SMJHL Draft : Selected 5th overall by the St. Louis Scarecrows
S51 | SHL Draft : Selected 11th overall by the Buffalo Stampede
Oisín Fletcher | C/LW | "C" | New Orleans Specters
Player Type : Sniper
Height: 6'1" | Weight: 210 lbs
Number: 36
Birthplace: Québec City, Québec, Canada
Peak TPE: 2,048
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Regular Season Stats :
S35 | HAL | GP:50 | G:12 | A:17 | P:29 | PIMs:21 | Shots:129 | +/-:-15
S36 | HAL | GP:50 | G:21 | A:26 | P:47 | PIMs:08 | Shots:152 | +/-:+19
S37 | HAL | GP:50 | G:32 | A:32 | P:64 | PIMs:39 | Shots:162 | +/-:+36
S38 | NEW | GP:50 | G:13 | A:15 | P:28 | PIMs:11 | Shots:129 | +/-:+05
S39 | NEW | GP:50 | G:13 | A:24 | P:37 | PIMs:23 | Shots:127 | +/-:+17
S40 | NEW | GP:50 | G:16 | A:17 | P:33 | PIMs:06 | Shots:146 | +/-:+08
S41 | NEW | GP:50 | G:17 | A:21 | P:38 | PIMs:19 | Shots:239 | +/-:-23
S42 | NEW | GP:50 | G:29 | A:35 | P:64 | PIMs:14 | Shots:227 | +/-:+24
S43 | NEW | GP:50 | G:23 | A:24 | P:47 | PIMs:32 | Shots:161 | +/-:+15
S44 | EDM | GP:50 | G:27 | A:31 | P:58 | PIMs:20 | Shots:210 | +/-:+22
S45 | EDM | GP:50 | G:21 | A:20 | P:41 | PIMs:08 | Shots:184 | +/-:+09
S46 | NOS | GP:50 | G:16 | A:23 | P:38 | PIMs:00 | Shots:151 | +/-:+09
S47 | NOS | GP:50 | G:20 | A:25 | P:45 | PIMs:10 | Shots:231 | +/-:+03
S48 | NOS | GP:50 | G:21 | A:24 | P:45 | PIMs:22 | Shots:145 | +/-:+30
S49 | NOS | GP:50 | G:21 | A:16 | P:37 | PIMs:13 | Shots:224 | +/-:+03
S50 | NOS | GP:50 | G:03 | A:32 | P:35 | PIMs:12 | Shots:083 | +/-:+05
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Post Season Stats :
S35 | HAL | Did Not Qualify
S36 | HAL | GP:13 | G:08 | A:05 | P:13 | PIMs:06 | Shots:054 | +/-:+03
S37 | HAL | GP:06 | G:05 | A:03 | P:08 | PIMs:00 | Shots:025 | +/-:00
S38 | NEW | GP:07 | G:00 | A:01 | P:01 | PIMs:00 | Shots:012 | +/-:-04
S39 | NEW | GP:12 | G:03 | A:02 | P:05 | PIMs:00 | Shots:034 | +/-:+02
S40 | NEW | GP:05 | G:02 | A:00 | P:02 | PIMs:00 | Shots:017 | +/-:-04
S41 | NEW | Did Not Qualify
S42 | NEW | GP:18 | G:09 | A:07 | P:16 | PIMs:11 | Shots:074 | +/-:+01
S43 | NEW | Did Not Qualify
S44 | EDM | GP:11 | G:03 | A:03 | P:06 | PIMs:10 | Shots:029 | +/-:-04
S45 | EDM | GP:18 | G:07 | A:07 | P:16 | PIMs:10 | Shots:067 | +/-:+07
S46 | NOR | GP:20 | G:08 | A:13 | P:21 | PIMs:14 | Shots:089 | +/-:-02
S47 | NOR | GP:07 | G:08 | A:04 | P:12 | PIMs:07 | Shots:028 | +/-:+04
S48 | NOR | GP:13 | G:07 | A:09 | P:16 | PIMs:04 | Shots:060 | +/-:-01
S49 | NOR | GP:11 | G:01 | A:05 | P:06 | PIMs:02 | Shots:031 | +/-:-02
S50 | NOR | GP:10 | G:02 | A:04 | P:06 | PIMs:00 | Shots:014 | +/-:-05
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IIHF Stats :
S35 | IRE | GP:10 | G:00 | A:02 | P:02 | PIMs:00 | Shots:003 | +/-:+02
S36 | IRE | GP:11 | G:00 | A:01 | P:01 | PIMs:00 | Shots:021 | +/-:-07
S37 | IRE | GP:13 | G:03 | A:00 | P:03 | PIMs:02 | Shots:008 | +/-:+01
S38 | IRE | GP:10 | G:05 | A:03 | P:08 | PIMs:02 | Shots:039 | +/-:+01
S39 | IRE | GP:13 | G:04 | A:05 | P:09 | PIMs:00 | Shots:045 | +/-:+07
S40 | IRE | GP:11 | G:04 | A:02 | P:06 | PIMs:02 | Shots:033 | +/-:00
S41 | IRE | GP:13 | G:05 | A:05 | P:11 | PIMs:00 | Shots:042 | +/-:+06
S42 | IRE | GP:13 | G:07 | A:09 | P:16 | PIMs:04 | Shots:053 | +/-:-02
S43 | IRE | GP:13 | G:03 | A:07 | P:10 | PIMs:06 | Shots:039 | +/-:00
S44 | IRE | GP:13 | G:04 | A:06 | P:10 | PIMs:04 | Shots:050 | +/-:+05
S45 | IRE | GP:13 | G:05 | A:09 | P:14 | PIMs:06 | Shots:044 | +/-:+08
S46 | IRE | GP:15 | G:02 | A:06 | P:08 | PIMs:02 | Shots:051 | +/-:-03
S47 | IRE | GP:15 | G:07 | A:05 | P:12 | PIMs:04 | Shots:042 | +/-:+07
S48 | IRE | GP:15 | G:08 | A:06 | P:14 | PIMs:04 | Shots:064 | +/-:+20
S49 | IRE | GP:12 | G:02 | A:03 | P:05 | PIMs:02 | Shots:050 | +/-:-04
S50 | IRE | GP:13 | G:02 | A:09 | P:11 | PIMs:02 | Shots:026 | +/-:+04
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Contracts/Transactions:
S35 | Signed 1y / $2M contract with Halifax Raiders
S36 | Signed 3y / $1.5M contract with New England Wolfpack
S39 | Signed 2y / $4M contract extension with New England Wolfpack
S41 | Signed 2y / $8M contract extension with New England Wolfpack
S43 | Signed 1y / $5M contract extension with New England Wolfpack
S44 | Free Agent Rights Traded to Edmonton Blizzard
S44 | Signed 2y / $10M contract extension with Edmonton Blizzard
S46 | Free Agent Rights Traded to Winnipeg Jets
S46 | Signed 4y / $20M contract with New Orleans Specters
S50 | Signed 1y / $7M contract with New Orleans Specters
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SMJHL Awards/Honors:
2x Elias Armia Trophy (S35, S36)
1x Ron Bolt Trophy (S36)
1x Jared Hanson Trophy (S37)
1x Roberto Martucci Trophy (S37)
1x Zach Miller Trophy (S37)
1x Ideen Fallah Trophy (S37)
1x Raymond Lindsay Trophy (S37)
1x Laurifer Trophy (S37(HAL))
1x First All-Star Team (S37)
1x Second All-Star Team (S36)
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SHL Awards/Honors:
3x Damian Littleton Trophy (S40, S42, S44)
2x First All Star Team (S42, S44)
1x Ron Mexico Trophy (S42)
2x Sergei Karpotsov Trophy (S42, S44)
1x Jay Mcdonald Trophy (S44)
2x President Trophy (S44(EDM), S45(EDM))
2x Cole Reinhart Trophy (S45(EDM), S46(NOR))
1x Mathias Chouinard Trophy (S42(NEW))
1x Challenge Cup (S45(EDM))
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Ireland IIHF Medals:
3x Bronze Medal (S39, S41, S48)
2x Silver Medal (S37, S47)
5x Gold Medal (S42, S43, S44, S45, S46)
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Draft:
S35 | SMJHL Draft : Selected 26th Overall by the Halifax Raiders
S36 | SHL Draft : Selected 3rd Overall by the New England Wolfpack
ISFL PT
Current Player || May O'Nayse || RW || Prospect
Name: May O'Nayse
Age: 20
Height: 5'6"
Weight: 150 lbs
Number: 45
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SMJHL Career Stats
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Accomplishments/Trophies
Previous Player || Johannes Leitner || G || Hall of Fame
Name: Johannes Leitner
Age: 31
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 198 lbs
Number: 9
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SHL Career Stats
S45: GP: 44 || Wins: 23 || Save Pct: .898 || GAA: 3.32
S46: GP: 41 || Wins: 15 || Save Pct: .907 || GAA: 3.10
S47: GP: 44 || Wins: 17 || Save Pct: .912 || GAA: 2.98
S48: GP: 44 || Wins: 21 || Save Pct: .905 || GAA: 3.16
S49: GP: 44 || Wins: 31 || Save Pct: .926 || GAA: 2.18
S50: GP: 44 || Wins: 21 || Save Pct: .890 || GAA: 3.38
S51: GP: 44 || Wins: 18 || Save Pct: .902 || GAA: 3.09
S52: GP: 44 || Wins: 22 || Save Pct: .900 || GAA: 3.18
S53: GP: 40 || Wins: 32 || Save Pct: .924 || GAA: 1.84
Career: GP: 389 || Wins: 200 || Save Pct: .906 || GAA: 2.92
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Accomplishments/Trophies
S42: Drafted 48th Overall (6th round) in SMJHL Entry Draft by Vancouver
S43: Drafted 16th Overall (2nd round) in SHL Entry Draft by New England
S43: Won Brodie Witzel Trophy (SMJHL Playoff MVP) with Vancouver
S43: Won Four-Star Cup with Vancouver
S49: Won Mathias Chouinard Trophy (East Champions) with New England
S49: Won Ron Mexico Trophy (MVP) with New England
S49: Won John McBride (Best Goalie) Trophy with New England
S49: Won Aidan Richan (Most Improved) Trophy with New England
S49: Won Sarmad Khan Trophy (Player MVP) with New England
S49: Won Mike Honcho Trophy (Least Goals Allowed) with New England
S53: Won John McBride (Best Goalie) Trophy with New England
S53: Won Mike Honcho Trophy (Least Goals Allowed) with New England
HALL OF FAME!!!!!
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Discord: Mr Jess#0281
Pronouns: He/Him
Player:
Brock Samson
The mice, who created the supercomputer deep thought, the greatest supercomputer ever made but which designed an even greater supercomputer: the earth, upon which we live our lives to provide the mice (the smartest creatures on earth, followed by dolphins, then humans) the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything have challenged us to a hockey game. I hate to say it, but we're fucked. They are that fucking smart. That is to say, we're fucked if we play hockey like a bunch of wusses. The answer here is the same as it was in our game against those other aliens: we lean into our training and play hockey like it's a kumite. We will double down on watching bloodsport. We will learn from the greatness of Jean Cluade Van Damme's portrayal of Frank Dux. We won't play a game, we'll inflict our will upon the mice using the martial sciences.
since i am the GM i will be doing a prang on my co-gm @
goldenglutes . i'm the me and i'm also the mascot, so it's eel and otter vs glutes the co-gm. we've come up with an extensive and elaborate prank to pull on him and wow my oh my he's gonna not like this one! i call him into my office (my GM's office btw since i'm the GM) and tell him to have a seat - immediately he may be wary, since this is an impromptu meeting. i start launching into a monologue praising him for all his hard work and dedication over the years as atlanta inferno co gm. he will become even more wary since why would i be praising him out of the blue. and i build up to telling him that he is getting relieved of his duties as co gm of atlanta inferno . he will be now shocked since he spends so much time energy and effort on his co GM duties that there's simply no recourse to fire him and such an unwarranted move must be against the rules. then we reveal that it's just a prang! i will never fire him, his time and effort is too invaluable to the team!!
ISFL Affiliate
Username: Jumbo
C- Rocky Gislason | TPE: 160 | S80 Prospect
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 215
Number: 34
Birthplace: Dover, USA
C- Lord Raiden | TPE: 2044 | BAP / TOR / EDM
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 210
Number: 19
Birthplace: Washington DC, USA
SMJHL S54 Pick 54, 6th round - Colorado Raptors
SHL S55 Pick 20, 2nd round - Baltimore Platoon
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Career Statistics:
SHL Regular Season:
S57 BAP| 66 GP | 12 G | 9 A | 21 P | -42 | 16 PIM | 1 PPP | FO%- 52.8%
S58 BAP| 66 GP | 11 G | 11 A | 22 P | -36 | 44 PIM | 2 PPP | FO%- 63.0%
S59 BAP| 66 GP | 9 G | 21 A | 30 P | -38 | 14 PIM | 1 PPP | 100 Hits
S60 BAP| 66 GP | 15 G | 28 A | 43 P | +13 | 20 PIM | 5 PPP | 106 Hits
S61 BAP| 66 GP | 21 G | 40 A | 61 P | +26 | 10 PIM | 3 PPP | 140 Hits
S62 BAP| 66 GP | 20 G | 31 A | 51 P | +47 | 20 PIM | 0 PPP | 109 Hits
S63 BAP| 66 GP | 24 G | 45 A | 69 P | +54 | 12 PIM | 2 PPP | 104 Hits
S64 BAP| 66 GP | 26 G | 45 A | 71 P | +23 | 6 PIM | 20 PPP | 98 Hits
S65 BAP| 66 GP | 27 G | 45 A | 72 P | +20 | 24 PIM | 19 PPP | 117 Hits
S66 BAP| 66 GP | 21 G | 24 A | 45 P | -39 | 38 PIM | 7 PPP | 64 Hits
S67 BAP| 66 GP | 30 G | 52 A | 82 P | -47 | 46 PIM | 40 PPP | 89 Hits
S68 BAP| 66 GP | 33 G | 35 A | 68 P | -38 | 36 PIM | 24 PPP | 112 Hits
S69 BAP| 66 GP | 26 G | 44 A | 70 P | -34 | 51 PIM | 28 PPP | 95 Hits
S70 BAP| 66 GP | 29 G | 49 A | 78 P | -21 | 32 PIM | 32 PPP | 99 Hits
S71 BAP| 66 GP | 25 G | 43 A | 68 P | -8 | 28 PIM | 12 PPP | 126 Hits
S72 BAP| 66 GP | 16 G | 26 A | 42 P | -9 | 40 PIM | 1 PPP | 98 Hits
S73 BAP| 66 GP | 19 G | 34 A | 53 P | +0 | 25 PIM | 10 PPP | 103 Hits
S74 TOR| 66 GP | 16 G | 38 A | 54 P | -16 | 16 PIM | 2 PPP | 129 Hits
S75 TOR| 66 GP | 11 G | 25 A | 36 P | -23 | 17 PIM | 0 PPP | 105 Hits
S76 EDM| 66 GP | 10 G | 33 A | 43 P | -30 | 30 PIM | 4 PPP | 127 Hits
S77 EDM| 66 GP | 7 G | 24 A | 31 P | -60 | 22 PIM | 1 PPP | 113 Hits
S78 EDM| 66 GP | 3 G | 19 A | 22 P | -27 | 18 PIM | 2 PPP | 43 Hits
CAREER | 1455 GP | 411 G | 721 A | 1132 P | -285 | 565 PIM | 216 PPP | 2167 Hits
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SMJHL Regular Season:
S54 COL| 50 GP | 9 G | 1 A | 10 P | -3 | 2 PIM | 2 PPP | FO%- 60.3%
S55 COL| 50 GP | 14 G | 25 A | 39 P | +10 | 18 PIM | 11 PPP | FO%- 57.0 %
S56 COL| 50 GP | 20 G | 23 A | 43 P | -5 | 56 PIM | 16 PPP | FO%- 58.2 %
WJC Stats:
S54 USA | 12 GP | 1 G | 4 A | 5 P | -12 | 4 PPP | 29 SOG | 26 Hits
S55 USA | 12 GP | 2 G | 6 A | 8 P | -2 | 1 PPP | 23 SOG | 17 Hits
S56 USA | 12 GP | 6 G | 9 A | 15 P | +6 | 6 PPP | 30 SOG | 15 Hits
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Career Accomplishments
S54 WJC Gold Medal - USA
S56 WJC Silver Medal - USA
S56 SMJHL Western Conference All-Star Team
S56 2nd Team All-SMJHL
Awards:
S54 COL - The Alexander Zajac Trophy
S56 COL - The Bo Kane Trophy
S56 COL - The Zinaida Titova Trophy
S69 BAP - Jeff Dar Trophy Nominee
S70 BAP - Jeff Dar Trophy Nominee
Jumbo | GM | Colorado Raptors
S56 - S59 | Colorado CO-GM
S60 - S67| Colorado GM : 321 W - 172 L - 35 OTL
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S33 Challenge Cup Champion
Fairly likely that more folks will choose the similar prank, but it is essentially fake retiring on social media to scare the general manager. Won’t go as far as to say I have “retired” but will leave it vague and hint at it. Whip up a pdf and screenshot the document, have it transcribed below too for those that use screen readers. Create a buzz about whether my player is still around or not so that you will have fans check out next season if I am in the line up. This should get some shares and rechirps. Hopefully, it will get the team trending on chirper. We are trying to drive up engagement, and this is perhaps the big driver right here. This document will have the mascot crying and upset over losing a player of my caliber. Hopefully sports media will pick up on the story and get it going so that everyone in hockey and sports in general are discussing this prank on our GM.