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Andy · 09-02-2023, 11:44 AM

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Reedy0rNot · 09-02-2023, 12:44 PM

wizard_literal · 09-02-2023, 01:38 PM

PLAYER PROMPT - ...one for all.

Written Task: If your team made the playoffs, write 150+ words explaining why and how you're about to demolish your opposition. If your team made the playoffs and is eliminated in the first round before you complete this task, write it as if playoffs had not yet began and your outcome were still possible.

The Carolina Kraken are always approaching big games with a team effort first mentality. There's no single individual that's going to put us over the competition, we need effort from each and every teammate from the first line all the way to the third line. Having a deep rotation of players putting forth their full effort guarantees we can grind the opposition down and come out ahead late in the game! Puck control and time of possession is the name of the game. The more we can control the puck the more we can wear down the opposing defense and keep our goalie fresh. Finally we wouldn't be here without the great coaching and strategy that our lovely General Managers and Coaches put together every week. We've been outmatched at times but never out schemed. Good strategy is the other key to The Carolina Kraken domination over our opponents, making the most out of our talent all the way down the depth chart.

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PremierBromanov · 09-02-2023, 02:03 PM

Quote:Written Task: If your team made the playoffs, write 150+ words explaining why and how you're about to demolish your opposition. If your team made the playoffs and is eliminated in the first round before you complete this task, write it as if playoffs had not yet began and your outcome were still possible.

Tiberius Kane struts directly into the locker room doors, which are mistakenly locked at 3 am. Thrusting his hands into his left pocket, always the left pocket, he procures a wrist-sized ring, filled completely with keys. After about an hour of attempts, Kane unlocks the door to find it only slightly open. But he recognizes the smell. Hodor, that old son of a bitch. Blocking shots wasn't enough for him. After some deliberation, he steps aside. There he is. Theo Kondos. A living legend, walker and all. DAD is there too, a beacon of strength and understanding. Fellow youngster, James Dion in the corner. He doesn't speak a word. Bergeron with his secret stuff, guzzling that lean. Dionne, our brick wall. No one has made a shot to the trash basket since he's been there. So many others. With this squad, we are poised to dominate the [CHICAO SYNDICATE]. Victory is all but assured.

linsangeles · 09-02-2023, 03:29 PM

Falcons fell little short on competing in playoff games, but noone in Detroit is getting bad vibes. We do understand our current power and that we are in rebuild so in series we would be incredibly lucky to snatch 1 win. In exchange not able to play in these we are much more intrigued in top 2 draft pick, instead of top 4. Getting a most talented youngster to choose whatever position we need is really a luxury. In this season we progressed amazingly so we are really looking forward to next couple of seasons. Of course here and there we got come tough OT, which gave us nice experience, however there was games when we surprised the favorites which gave us huge morale boost and bring more the joy in fans. Overall, we are looking positivly on this regular season, little wins also is worth celebrating, as coming up challanges will be good test for us, how menrally ready we really are for big guys

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Crunk · 09-02-2023, 06:51 PM

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High Stick King · 09-03-2023, 03:28 AM

Quote:Written Task: If your team made the playoffs, write 150+ words explaining why and how you're about to demolish your opposition. If your team made the playoffs and is eliminated in the first round before you complete this task, write it as if playoffs had not yet began and your outcome were still possible.

Another season of hockey and another playoffs. Spack Jarrow has been through the ringer a few times now and has seemingly gained some valuable experience since his rookie season. Three final appearances in a row make an impact. Three final loses in a row makes a huge crater.

This playoffs though, Jarrow is trying some thing new. His time travelling as a child gave him opportunities to meet interesting people and on one trip, he met a witch-doctor who claimed super natural powers. Jarrow always remembered that woman and so during a few days off before the start of the playoffs, Spack visited her and asked her to help him achieve greater team success in his hockey career. 3 chickens, a newt, and a handful of leaches later, the enchantment had been made.

Now with the power of voodoo, the Winnipeg Aurora will finally make it over the last hump and succeed in that final series.

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the5urreal · 09-03-2023, 05:21 AM

PLAYER PROMPT

This season, the New Orleans Specters finally don’t have to play the Chicago Syndicate. Instead, we have to play the only other team we’ve ever had to face since I’ve been a member of this team - the Winnipeg Aurora. It doesn’t matter that we were 0-7 against them this season. The playoffs are about starting fresh and that’s what we’ll do. Honestly, Winnipeg doesn’t stand a chance. What even is an aurora? Fancy flashing lights in the sky? The visual indicator of Earth’s atmosphere deflecting and interacting with charged particles from the remnants of a past solar storm? OOOOooooOOOO soooooo scary. I bet an aurora can’t even skate. At least a specter is something supernatural and already on the Earth. Read into that a little. SUPERnatural. As an adjective, super is defined as “very good or pleasant; excellent.” That just goes to show you that something supernatural and already on the Earth is better than something that occurs naturally and can’t even make it to the Earth, and as it dies out, appears as pretty lights in the sky that humans like to look at. Specters > Aurora.

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*Evil_AllBran* · 09-03-2023, 06:09 AM

Creative prompt

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goldenglutes · 09-03-2023, 06:24 AM

creative prompt

well binko is very mad indeed about having to have all of those advertisements on his jersey and his alien team are also very mad about their coach binko being very mad about the sponsors on the jersey and the helmets and the pants and the socks and the skates so the alien team all band together for their coach binko and get into their alien space ships since they are aliens and they fly into space in their space ships all the way to the headquarters of the alien organization for that hockey league that is mentioned in the prompt of this point task and they sit in the lobby eating all of the snacks! when the snacks have run out they complain and the admin staff are forced to refill the snacks because they are afraid that they will get yelled at if there are empty snack bowls! then the alien players eat so many snacks that they bankrupt the league and the people and aliens on earth are able to play hockey again! agnes @micool132 and eel @hotdog are happy about this

Signatures by Vulfzilla, Jepox, Jess, rum_ham, Ragnar, and myself
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blix900 · 09-03-2023, 07:46 AM

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*.simo* · 09-03-2023, 08:20 AM

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*Mutedfaith* · 09-03-2023, 09:44 AM

Creative prompt

Julian Flörsch was not overly thrilled to hear all of his was a trick, and the mice had used our games to create enough of an Extra-Terrestial fan base to make it viable to found the Pan-Galactic Hockey League. Luckily, Julian had met a very useful contact in the VIP lounge after one of their earlier games: Zaphod Beeblebrox, former President of the Galaxy, the only person to ever survive a Total Perspective Vortex, and more importantly: The inventor of, and holder of the Galactic Registered Trade Mark for, the Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster. A drink so potent, it feels like the alcoholic equivalent of a mugging, and is also described as having your brain smashed in by a slice of lemon, wrapped around a large gold brick.

As the holder of the Trademark for the Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster, Zaphod Beeblebrox quickly shut down all attempts to set up an extraterrestial hockey league partially named after the drink and got the cospiring mice arrested. They are now forced to listen to Vogon poetry for the next 700 decades, leaving Earth and their hockey leagues safe for the foreseeable future.

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