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diacope · 11-06-2023, 09:49 PM

Howdy folks! It's me again!! Guess who has an official list of players who'll prepare themselves for a battle in the WJC? This person right here. Read below for the scoop!!!

We went from seeing a new manager make a swift decision to call any true UCORCAL's back to her homeland for a unbeknownst scrimmage to reading, hearing and listening to news stories about "Professional Garden Robbers", tidbits here and there mentioning a "Shortage of Alcohol" and even reports like "The Elderly Strike Back" but that's not the craziest thing that happened in the last few days.. Kids now have a new catchy jingle to take with them back to school "Doesn't matter which city, ZIPTRAVEL will always get you there quicky, pretty places like Mississippi, are you interested? Grab your doohickey and dial 1 800 ZIPPY!" starring several of the mixed group who went on vacation for their second portion of training. Other than getting everybody involved, praising skill, family roots and keeping a group of characters at bay while the GM was making the ultimate decision, we were left with wondering what all of these out of this world techniques really meant, truly never getting an understanding or a full picture of what exactly to expect in terms of actual performance and production, today we hope to change that with a clearer picture of how the whole picking process went down so let's get into it!!

SEASON 73
TEAM UCORCAL
WJC OFFICIAL ROSTER

Kastrba x4/4, Winters x3/4, Hlemyzd x2/7, Konhe x1/1, Carda x1/1

The first thing that comes to mind when this group passes your eyeballs when you scroll down this page is skill and strength, there's a few veterans, players thirsty to win and a couple of rookies ready to make a name for themselves in the tournament. It was almost certain that a full line of Czechian players would dawn a jersey for UCORCAL after we watched them chug back so much alcohol the city had a shortage during their scrimmage sessions. Scrimmage Scores: Carda 8L, Konhe 7L, Hlemyzd 4L, Winters 2L, Kastrba 2L of alcohol collected.

Russia

Blake x3/8, Shevchenko x1/1, Fedorov x1/1, Tkachuky x1/2, Ivanov x1/1

When we heard the name Zenochka Zaichikov signing up for UCORCAL we knew she had her eyes on Russians and we were right, that's a good thing though because over the years we haven't seen too many of them get the audience going like they used to, now with more variety it should be even more electric and give momentum boosts to the whole team, especially with a handful of players that can score loads of points and turn on the physicality whenever it's needed. Scrimmage Scores: Fedorov 7/8, Blake 3/6, Ivanov 2/7, Shevchenko 1/3, Tkachuky 1/3 Grandmothers and Grandfathers helped.

Latvia

Blanks x3/4, Craig x3/7, Murray x2/3, Sykut x2/2, Agate x1/1, McQuack x1/1, Tymer x1/1, Holloway x1/1, Morrow x1/2, Tentacles x1/1

Annnd last but not least because I wanted to say this sentence. Yup it's majority of the team with all sorts of different skills to try in different positions in this season's UCORCAL line up so I'm not going to run it down for you but there's 68 bins of potatoes, tomatoes and watermelons for any of the early fans that decide to catch their first game. In the end the nation made it very hard to execute my plan but I hope this is a good enough list of talents from all over to compensate. Scrimmage Scores: Murray 13, Craig 12, Agate 11, Tentacles 10, Morrow 9, Sykut 6, Tymer 6, McQuack 5, Blanks 5, Holloway 1 bins of vegetables collected.

USED RNG FOR THE SCORES [1 to 8 RUS/CZE and 1 to 16 LAT]
UCL/TOT FOR PLAYERS