S74 PT#1: Poindexter Painpoints
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the5urreal
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Raven
Registered Not A Weeb
Juho
Registered Senior Member
Alright so from the yukon malmutes kaarlo koivunen may be the most underated player from the team due to the fact no news outlets and stuff mention him and how good he plays on the ice i mean he has one of the most for a defenceman this season so far with even helping on the PK greatly with even a shorthanded point
he also has one of the most ice time in the team with 320 minutes total avaraging 21 minutes and 21 seconds he also has the most takeaways in the entire team so far i will expect him to be a core player in yukon for these two seasons with also the entire team looking him as underated only getting into the 2nd round with that potential are there even any scouts and attention at yukon that they would underlook such a great player with such great potential this man will suprise the entire league in a few seasons im calling it.
Mutedfaith
Head Office singing solo you can't hear him
Option 1
In the fast-paced world of hockey, some players often go unnoticed despite their contributions to the team. Julian Flörsch, is such a player. Flörsch's statistics reveal a well-rounded player who can handle himself in both offensive and defensive aspects of the game. In 17 games, he has notched a goal and 10 assists, demonstrating his willingness to contribute offensively, adding an extra layer of unpredictability to the Monarchs' attack. What truly sets Flörsch apart is his defensive play, as evidenced by his impressive plus/minus rating of +9 (third highest on the Monarchs team). Flörsch consistently proves his worth by preventing goals and creating opportunities for his team. His ability to read the game and make crucial defensive plays has undoubtedly contributed to the Monarchs' success. His 18 takeaways, show an ability to disrupt opponents' plays without making flashy hits or letting the opponent get of a shot that has to be blocked. It highlights his ability to make smart decisions under pressure. Flörsch averages an impressive 21 minutes and 49 seconds per game, showcasing the coaching staff's trust in his abilities. Whether it's protecting a lead, sparking an offensive surge, or shutting down opponents, Flörsch is a reliable presence on the ice when it matters most.
thedangazone
Rookie Mentor Committee S40 & S42 Challenge Cup Champion
Option 2
I would be thrilled to help out with any stats or analytics for anyone looking for more info. Even if it did slightly affect my game I would love to help as getting those numbers is always huge for the game and helping further that technology for the future, having it not affect my game at all is even better. I could see why some players might not like it, especially with the sheer amount of superstitions flying around the sport and locker rooms at any given time. For me though it's a no brainer and if there is ever any level of organization looking to further their research I would say 100% reach out so we could get some kind of deal done to help you out. Pay is negotiable but depending on the level of the research and the company/site/people doing it, I would even consider doing it for free. Depending on the research itself and equipment involved obviously. The more info the better. 168 words
domffl
Media Graders big stinky mcsstinkface
Hello and thank you for reading the "Hey, at least we're not ESPN" blog. Today, our topic is the budding wonderkid out of Winnipeg, James Ward-Prowse. Now, no one really knows where this kid came from. I heard a rumor that he is from England, but we all know that England hasn't yet discovered hockey. So that theory is debunked. Nevertheless, the young star had to come from somewhere.
When you look at the current roster for the Aurora, it's easy to be star-struck by the entire first line. These are some of the most dynamic, legendary names in hockey for the last 10 seasons. But what is often overlooked is the youth that is stuck on the 3rd line. But if you look more closely, you'll see an offensive-minded youngster that has all the talent to make it into the HOF one day. And he is there in Winnipeg learning from some of the league's best forward. So before you call Winnipeg "top heavy" or "old", make sure to size up JWP first. He is the most underrated young player in the league right now.
Thelastheraclid
Registered Posting Freak
FuriousChicken
Registered Posting Freak
Option 2:
Written Task: A well-known analytics site has asked your player to wear monitoring equipment for the season to help them improve their product and create more stats for public consumption. They're offering to pay you (not a lot, they're just a fan site!) and the equpiment will not interfere with your play. Do you accept? Why or why not? What a great opportunity, grabbing data from my play for a fan site, curious they asked me though as a rookie just coming into a team which won last seasons championship it will most likely not be the best quality data, but let’s give it a try because why not. Of course to the reason for accepting it, would it not feel great as a rookie to have a fan-site wanting to gather your data, and fully believing in my plays means I should just accept this deal, even if this season goes badly at least the stats will show … something, and if it goes good, and the stats are good, think about the Chicken value going up and up. Also on top of that it is nice to give some extra data to a fan-site and it does not interfere with my play anyways, so why reject it? Now I just need to make sure not to do any strange things on the ice rink itself. 168 words
Moe7171
Registered Senior Member
12-10-2023, 10:44 AM
(This post was last modified: 12-10-2023, 10:46 AM by Moe7171. Edited 1 time in total.)
Option 2
Shnopple would talk to the company pretty in depth before hand so he can understand everything that will be happening. There is a few things that he would like to make sure of before he accepts to use any of the stuff. One of those things is making sure his play won't be affected at all. His other thing is to make sure he gets paid from this. Shnopple doesn't mind if it's not a lot of money but every little bit helps. Shnopple would most likely give it a chance as he does love statistics if it meets those needs. He would love to see the end results to see what he needs to work on and what he has mastered. All in all Shnopple would probably talk to his friends as well to see if they might want to try this as well as it might be a helpful thing to see what you need to improve on.
Snussu
SMJHL GM Mighty Finn
Option 2
Accepting the offer to wear monitoring equipment for the season would be a sensible decision for multiple reasons. Firstly, the opportunity to gain access to detailed data about performance gives a very good chance for individual growth. The data collected could show flaws in playing style, strengths, and weaknesses that might not be shown through traditional training. This self-awareness is invaluable for becoming better and refining strategies and contributing to improvement. Using every available data is becoming increasingly more popular in modern sports, and players who's willingly use such methods position themselves as the best and most competitive. This not only benefits the individual player but also contributes to the team's overall performance, as the data can inform smarter decisions on and off the field. While the offered pay may not be large, the long-term advantages of improved training, potential career opportunities, and the positive team impact make accepting the offer a easy choice. Overall, monitoring equipment does give us as the players most information about us
SloppyPainter
Registered Senior Member
If Corn O’Cob was offered the opportunity to have his stats and analytics tracked and get paid for it he’d jump at the chance. He wants to take advantage of any way he can use to figure out what he’s doing wrong and what he can do to get better and having his specific analytics checked could help him and immense amount in his journey to be a studly hockey player. I imagine that Corn O’Cob would even specifically ask for more trackers in his gloves and stick specifically as to learn how he’s shooting and what he lacks in his shots as his goal is to put as many pucks in the net as possible. And all of this and not only is he helping himself, but he’s also helping to bring more traffic to the analytics site and the more people look at hockey analytics the more likely it is that that site will be bumped up to new people who have never watched hockey before. It really is a win-win situation.
Ace
SHL GM Chief Chicken Officer
Option 1 – Written Task – 159 Words
One name that always seems to hide when analysts are talking about the big names in the league is the Winnipeg Aurora’s Lord Farquaads. It may be evident as to why he doesn’t come up in discussions because he may fall short compared to many of the elite point-getters, like Ivan Lacksamus, but he is quietly playing a really strong game for the Aurora. Diminutive in stature, he sure doesn’t play like it, and he’s part of that dynamic Farquaads – Soderberg-Tremblay – McBride top line in Manitoba. Farquaads is known to get under the skin of his opponents, both on the ice, and in his top secret torture chamber deep beneath the Northern Lights Arena. That style of play gets opponents off of their game, and may be a big reason why the Aurora have been so productive in the last ten seasons or so. Some other players may die, and that’s a sacrifice Lord Farquaads is willing to make. RIP Dangel. See you on the other side, brother
MikeLiut
SMJHL GM Posting Freak
Option 1
Blog of BAPHockeyStatsGod69 <Background looks like a Geocities page from the 90s, it is written in comic sans. A midi file starts, “We Will Rock You”, by Queens> WHY I LOVE EKATERINA VALIEVA SO MUCH <with a series of 17 heart emojis> Valieva is known to be one of the best defense-oriented centers in the world <world emoji>. She’s flanked by two other hockey legends, the well-established Adam Liebold, and the new rookie, his brother Thomas. <7 heart emojis> Many know that line as the Liebold sandwich <12 sandwich emojis>. The Liebold sandwich has the fewest goal scored against in the second period, on Wednesdays. Ekaterina, a playoff specialist, is also the player who won the more faceoffs against players whose family name ends with a vowel. Ekaterina does not have the best traditional advanced stats as those are more focused on offense than defense, but she is leading the team in Goalie Zone Protection Rate (GZPR) – my own creation. My own stat (and I can sell my formula to any SHL team for 1 million <too many cash emojis to count>) calculates the number of players hit in the face in post-goal celebrations after a goal against. We all know Ekaterina does not like to be scored against, and she is leading in broken noses this season, with three so far. And check my other blog: Why the Inferno SUCKKKKKKKS. 231 words.
sköldpaddor
Commissioner Turtle Lord
Option 2: When Lias is contacted by the people who have designed and produced the "Flow Chart" device, and is asked to wear their new device, he happily accepts. It is a device designed to track the movement of the hair of players under their helmets, and how much hair is capable of slowing a player down. It will also tell a player which haircuts are more aerodynamic and which ones provide a better fit under their helmet. Lias doesn't usually have his hair very long, but since he has a lot of friends who like to grow their hair out pretty long, he is happy to participate and provide a sample of data for middle average hair length (if you don't have the shorter lengths to compare the longer lengths to, how will you get reliable data?) That's just how you have to do experiments. Anyway, Lias is happy to help out and he doesn't really need them to pay him because he gets paid a lot to play hockey already.
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