This is my 6rd weekly random ramblings around the Jr league.  Please feel free to PM me if you have anything to contribute or add.

Starting off with anything replied from 3 days ago last Time. Feel free to catch up right about....here

Old Story Follow Ups:

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-After reports last week from Palm-cast Sports Net, the SHL fanbase has been surprisingly okay with not being able to watch games on stream. A poll taken by the Random Ramblings group came back with 85% not caring if the streams are played, with 15% saying "who the hell are you, get out of my bathroom" and 1% saying "why don't these things ever come out to 100%?" The Marble Races being streamed, however, have gotten no views so far. The PSN is trying to figure out if the lighting problems are to blame, or the 'extreme' camera angles under the tracks. We will follow up next week.

-The maker of all the robots in the jr. league, who asked to remain unnamed, has stated that they have fallen in love with one. They will not say which team the bot is on, but they have stated that the bot ends in 2, and that is "the best number for love, as it falls outside of the 0s and 1s of the world" The Robot refused any follow up questions.

-The City of Regina has started to purchase all the Elk urine that fans and sportsman alike have collected to make "piss ice" a thing again. The City spends 20 dollars an ounce for the urine, which they are dumping into the rivers and streams.

-user @Rich is expected to give his report on why the casino is bad next time. It would have been this week, but I wrote "casio" instead of "casino" and now I am stuck asking if the watch is a good watch or not instead. Whoops... BTW, it is on Rich's top buys of the decade list, go try one out!


Transfers have opened for the IIHF this week. If anyone is interested in finding a team, please feel free to reach out for any information! PMs, DMs and CMs are acceptable!  Only 2 spots left! looking for forwards!

New Story:

--The SHL trading cards.... are a scam? According to a person who has spent over 6 MILLION dollars in SHL trading cards, according to this persons report, the cards themselves are "not even real man." The person went on to say "Everything is a simulation, and the cards are just a simulation of the simulation. It is double simulation at the same time man. I spent fake money to buy fake cards and I got what I paid for" when asked if the person would continue to buy the cards, the user shrugged, took a huge hit off of a vape inside of a toilet paper roll, and said "whatevas" before riding off on an electric scooter with a shopping cart attached to the front of it.

-- A terrorist plot may be avoided by a great friend and totally doesn't hate to wiggle. Due to an agreement that is legally binding, I cannot say that persons name, but it rhymes with Bahri. This user reported that @fubaguy is in fact the king of all rats. Furthermore, the king of rats has declared war on all the Jr league, and is assembling a team of rats in an attempt for a hostile take over. The plan is to attack during the first week of playoffs this season. It is highly recommended that all teams take the proper precautions to stop this attempt. Firstly, make sure you do not leave any crumbs on the floor. The rats love crumbs. Secondly, Remove all pizza within 4 miles of any arena. Pizza Rat will return. Thirdly, set up fake blocks of cheese outside the stadium doors, but put mint spray on the fake cheese. It will confuse the Rats. Fourthly, If you see any rats, do not make eye contact with them. They have learned how to control people with a stare, and if you get caught in that stare, you will be controlled by the rats. the Jr. HO has been informed of this, but they responded by saying "CHEEEEEEEEEESE" and hanging up the phone. We were able to learn the Rat Army has 4 commanding rats. The first one is named "Spicy" and was caught in Hells Kitchen, New York. It hates hockey and loves spicy things. When it was younger its mother, Chili Flake Mc. Jones, was brutally beaten by a Zamboni driver named @GeckoeyGecko. Chili Flake Mc. Jones recovered from those injuries, but always threw it in her kids face, you know? like it was the kids fault you got mixed up with some Zamboni driver. Anyway, Next Lead Rat on the crew is Rat Tail. Fat Tail is from California and is the most popular one. Rat Tail was featured in a Mark Rober video series on YouTube about squirrels. Fat Tail grew to fame from these videos and started a web series called Self Help: Love, or SHL. the SHL sued the pants off the rodent, which was forced to close the very successful Self Help: Love series. Now Fat Tail seeks revenge. The Third lead Rat is named Remy le' Rat. Remy is just tired of people thinking they are from Ratatouille, and so found a hate group on Reddit and was like, hell yeah lets do it. Lastly, the most dangerous of all the Rats, is Nigel Ratburn. After getting fired from being a teacher for beating up a student named Arthur, Nigel hit rock bottom. Unemployed, recently divorced from his husband, Nigel turned to a life of crime. With nothing left to lose, you have to really watch out for Nigel Ratburn!!!



We will await more information as it comes from this crazy story!


That's all for the updates for now! Feel free to PM on any Rambles. If you want to be anonymous, please say so in the title! Also feel free to send me any rambles!! Until next time, Good day, good news, good luck!


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Colorado Raptors Capitan S42-Until Forever!
Czechia Wants you! Ask about a transfer!!

S74 - Troy McClure IIII
Late To Draft - Signed by Regina Elk
Drafted 18th overall in SHL Draft to New England Wolfpack






S42-Troy McClure III- D-Retired
Undrafted Signing-S41
S43-S52 SHL Totals: 500 games played 32 goals 189 assists 891 hits 10227 minutes
S41-S42 SMJHL Totals: 100 games played 10 goals 52 assists 187 hits 1818 minutes
S41-S52 Czechia Totals: 124 games played 12 goals 42 assists 230 hits 2468 minutes




Awards
S41 WJC Gold Medal Champion Co-GM!!
S42 Quilha Agante Trophy Winner
S42 Ideen Fallah Trophy Winner
 S44 Champion Cup Champion - Winnipeg Jets
S53 Champion Cup Champion - Hamilton Steelhawks

Team Independent Russia is also looking for players of all shapes and sizes. You want to play ASAP, even as a junior player? Call me.

OH NO! RATS!! FUBA I CANT BELIEVE THIS

 

Troy out here trying to be the SHL SportsCardRadio lol

Team Independent Russia is also looking for players of all shapes and sizes. You want to play ASAP, even as a junior player? Call me.

Now replace Independent Russia with Latvia and read it again

Thank you to @Revontulete!

Team Independent Russia is also looking for players of all shapes and sizes. You want to play ASAP, even as a junior player? Call me.

Now replace Independent Russia with Latvia and read it again

Well well well

Team Independent Russia is also looking for players of all shapes and sizes. You want to play ASAP, even as a junior player? Call me.

Now replace Independent Russia with Latvia and read it again

hahahaha!

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Ekaterina Valieva - Baltimore Platoon
GM - Maine Timber


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