Keeping pace with the other rookie leaders.

Andren Akerson (Present)
Adrik Baranov (S55 to S70)
Rurik Razin (S32 to S44)
Roy Razin (S17 to S32) (HOF/Rage HOF)
Audun Wissink (S5 to S15)

You will be able to earn 100k per post in this week’s Chirper thread, up to 600k per week. However, there is a daily cap of 2 on paid chirps. You may post 2 chirps on 3 different days, 1 chirp on 6 different days, or anything in between to achieve the maximum payout. Reminder. Minimum effort for chirps may not be paid.

I’m gonna score

It's been a minute since I chirped that bum @KaleSalad

RD | Nathaniel Barca | S68 | 2095 TPE
S67 - MET - 66 GP | 8 G | 19 A | +32 | 111 S | 55 SB | 85 H
S68 - MET - 66 GP | 9 G | 20 A | + 6 | 157 S | 84 SB | 126 H
S69 - MET - 66 GP | 8 G | 27 A | + 22 | 183 S | 67 SB | 95 H
S70 - PHI - 66 GP | 5 G | 25 A | + 49 | 95 S | 47 SB | 65 H
S71 - PHI - 66 GP | 5 G | 28 A | + 35 | 109 S | 47 SB | 63 H
S72 - PHI - 66 GP | 4 G | 20 A | + 39 | 119 S | 47 SB | 67 H
S73 - PHI - 66 GP | 12 G | 24 A | + 40 | 120 S | 65 SB | 68 H
S74 - PHI - 66 GP | 3 G | 27 A | + 31 | 138 S | 60 SB | 61 H
S75 - PHI - 66 GP | 13 G | 46 A | + 59 | 213 S | 115 SB | 61 H
S76 - PHI - 66 GP | 12 G | 29 A | + 9 | 201 S | 103 SB | 56 H
Career Total - 462 GP | 53 G | 199 A | + 262 | 995 S | 484 SB | 441 H



RW | Karl Krashwagen (A) | S50 | 2074 TPE *Retired
Career: 976 GP | 346 G | 431 A | -25 | 2108 H | 1038 SB
S49 - S51 HFX - 150 GP| 47G | 49A | -6 | 309H
S52 WKP - 50 GP| 7G | 17A | -9 | 105H
S53 WKP - 50 GP| 13G | 13A | -16 | 200H
S54 BAP - 50 GP| 12G | 14A | -30 | 112H
S55 BAP - 50 GP| 16G | 14A | -27 | 149H
S56 BAP - 50 GP| 11G | 8A | -25 | 125H
S57 BAP - 66 GP| 12G | 22A | -35 | 144H
S58 BAP - 66 GP| 42G | 29A | +18 | 181H
S59 BAP - 66 GP| 22G | 33A | -12 | 169H
S60 BAP - 66 GP| 37G | 35A | +6 | 156H
S61 BAP - 66 GP| 35G | 50A | +29 | 127H
S62 BAP - 66 GP| 35G | 42A | +45 | 142H
S63 BAP - 66 GP| 29G | 32A | +58 | 91H
S64 BAP - 66 GP| 18G | 41A | +41 | 88H
S65 BAP - 66 GP| 12G | 22A | +9 | 108H
S66 BAP - 66 GP| 24G | 21A | -23 | 91H
S67 BAP - 66 GP| 21G | 38A | -54 | 120H
Career Totals - 976 GP| 346G | 431A | -25 | 2108H
S51 Zach Miller Trophy - Most Dedicated Player (SMJHL)
S58 Ron Mexico Trophy - Most Valuable Player (SHL)
S58 Aidan Richan Trophy - Most Improved Player (SHL)
S58 Jay McDonald Trophy - Most Goals (SHL)
S61 - Nominated Ron Mexico



Management | Hans Hammersmith * Retired
S49 WJC DACH Co-GM | Gold
S50 WJC Germany GM | Quarter Finals
S51 WJC Sweden GM | Silver
S52-S59 HFX/MET Co-GM | 184-236-28 |
S65-S68 MET Co-GM | 143-104-17 | *S67 4 Star Championship

As I age, I'm proudest of the way my nutsack has really hung in there without getting overly stretched out. Some of those old guys you see at the gym swinging around those knee bangers, oy vey

On the other hand my urine stream has suffered greatly. These days it sounds more like a leaky faucet than a fire hose

work sucks, i know, she left me roses by the stirs

surprises let me know she cares

I have the post christmas sleepies

thankfully i have the whole week off from work

merry christmas

oh wait i already did that chrip

Busy Christmas for me here. How’d others Christmams’s go?

Lasse Zeigler | | S70 | RW | #4 | STL | MIN/TEX | Germany | Peak TPE: 1902
Height: 6'5"
Weight: 225 lbs

S69 | Drafted 3rd Round, 34th Overall by the St. Louis Scarecrows
S70 | Drafted 2nd Round, 35th Overall by the Minnesota Monarchs
S70 | Named Assistant Captain of the St. Louis Scarecrows
S71 | Named Captain of the St. Louis Scarecrows
S72 | Won the Four Star Cup with the St. Louis Scarecrows
S72 | Won Silver with Rhine in the WJC
S72 | Won Gold with Germany in the IIHF
S74 | Won Gold with Germany in the IIHF
S75 | Named Assistant Captain of the Minnesota Monarchs
S76 | Traded to the Texas Renegades
S76 | Won the Texas Renegades "Buckaroo" Award - (Most Underrated)
S76 | Names SHL All-Star (As a Last Player In)

SMJHL Regular Season
S69 | STL | GP: 66 | G: 14 | A: 16 | P: 30 | +/-: -41 | PIM: 34 | S: 97 | H: 160
S70 | STL | GP: 66 | G: 18 | A: 17 | P: 35 | +/-: -33 | PIM: 19 | S: 152 | H: 136
S71 | STL | GP: 66 | G: 16 | A: 23 | P: 39 | +/-: +4 | PIM: 46 | S: 172 | H: 160
S72 | STL | GP: 66 | G: 17 | A: 36 | P: 53 | +/-: +26 | PIM: 47 | S: 159 | H: 193
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SMJHL Totals | GP: 264 | G: 65 | A: 92 | P: 157 | +/-: -44 | PIM: 146 | S: 580 | H: 649

SMJHL Playoffs
S69 | STL | GP: 6 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | +/-: -4 | PIM: 2 | S: 7 | H: 16
S70 | STL | DID NOT QUALIFY
S71 | STL | GP: 7 | G: 1 | A: 4 | P: 5 | +/-: -5 | PIM: 0 | S: 25 | H: 13
S72 | STL | GP: 20 | G: 8 | A: 6 | P: 14 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 6 | S: 51 | H: 53
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SMJHL Totals | GP: 33 | G: 9 | A: 13 | P: 22 | +/-: -9 | PIM: 8 | S: 83 | H: 82

SHL Regular Season
S73 | MIN | GP: 66 | G: 12 | A: 37 | P: 49 | +/-: -15 | PIM: 34 | S: 166 | H: 120
S74 | MIN | GP: 66 | G: 20 | A: 34 | P: 54 | +/-: +3 | PIM: 18 | S: 158 | H: 129
S75 | MIN | GP: 66 | G: 15 | A: 30 | P: 45 | +/-: -18 | PIM: 26 | S: 147 | H: 68
S76 | TEX | GP: 66 | G: 30 | A: 41 | P: 71 | +/-: +29 | PIM: 28 | S: 211 | H: 86
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SHL Totals | GP: 264 | G: 77 | A: 142 | P: 219 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 106 | S: 682 | H: 403

SHL Playoffs
S73 | MIN | GP: 5 | G: 2 | A: 0 | P: 2 | +/-: -4 | PIM: 0 | S: 9 | H: 6
S74 | MIN | GP: 4 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | +/-: -6 | PIM: 6 | S: 10 | H: 10
S75 | MIN | GP: 6 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: -4 | PIM: 0 | S: 7 | H: 1
S76 | TEX | GP: 13 | G: 4 | A: 10 | P: 14 | +/-: +-3 | PIM: 8 | S: 34 | H: 17
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SHL Totals | GP: 28 | G: 7 | A: 13 | P: 20 | +/-: -17 | PIM: 14 | S: 60 | H: 34

Jayden Cloutier | | S64 | RD | #14 | STL | NEW/EDM/SFP | Canada | Peak TPE: 634 
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 170 lbs

S63 | Signed by the St. Louis Scarecrows
S64 | Drafted 2nd Round, 25th Overall by the New England Wolfpack
S64 | Named SMJHL All-Star
S64 | Won Gold Medal With Canada in the WJC
S65 | Named Assistant Captain of the St. Louis Scarecrows
S65 | Named SMJHL All-Star
S66 | Traded to The Edmonton Blizzard
S65 | Named SMJHL All-Star
S68 | Signed with The San Francisco Pride
S68 | Jayden Cloutier Announced His Retirement

SMJHL Regular Season
S63 | STL | GP: 66 | G: 5 | A: 4 | P: 9 | +/-: -66 | PIM: 22 | S: 68 | SB: 156
S64 | STL | GP: 66 | G: 8 | A: 25 | P: 33 | +/-: -20 | PIM: 16 | S: 134 | SB: 164
S65 | STL | GP: 66 | G: 18 | A: 37 | P: 55  +/-: +11 | PIM: 31 | S: 211 | SB: 94
S66 | STL | GP: 66 | G: 11 | A: 28 | P: 39 | +/-: -6 | PIM: 28 | S: 191 | SB: 119
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SMJHL Totals | GP: 264 | G: 42 | A: 94 | P: 136 | +/-: -81 | PIM: 97 | S: 604 | SB: 533

SHL Regular Season
S67 | EDM | GP: 66 | G: 6 | A: 23 | P: 29 | +/-: -35 | PIM: 52 | S: 133 | SB: 101
S68 | SFP | GP: 66 | G: 3 | A: 13 | P: 16 | +/-: -60 | PIM: 22 | S: 83 | SB: 65
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SHL Totals | GP: 132 | G: 9 | A: 36 | P: 45 | +/-: -95 | PIM: 74 | S: 216 | SB: 166

Player Page - Lasse Zeigler History - Jayden Cloutier GM Career

good googly moooglie

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When you log on Wednesday and the checklist says 4/6 chirps done? Amazing

Class S55

Johnny Shuffleboard || D || Vancouver Whalers || 23S53 || VAN|| 0-0-0 || 20 PIM || 6 SOG || 14:45 TOIS54 || VAN|| 4-17-21 || 24 PIM ||76 SOG || 19:57 TOIS55 || VAN|| 4-15-19 || 24 PIM ||74 SOG || 20:54 TOIS56 || VAN|| 9-15-24 || 28 PIM ||144 SOG || 21:07 TOIS57 || VAN|| 15-29-44 || 18 PIM ||152 SOG || 23:05 TOI

Johnny Shuffleboard || D || Winnipeg Aurora || 23S58 || MIN || 3-13-16 || 16 PIM || 102 SOG || 19:05 TOIS59 || EDM || 6-17-23 || 32 PIM || 186 SOG || 19:33 TOIS60 || EDM || 8-20-28 || 24 PIM || 137 SOG || 20:32 TOIS61 || WPG || 6-12-18 || 20 PIM || 93 SOG || 20:33 TOIS62 || WPG || 6-9-15 || 32 PIM || 93 SOG || 23:11 TOIS63 || WPG || 6-17-23 || 30 PIM || 94 SOG || 21:14 TOIS64 || WPG || 10-17-27 || 4 PIM || 121 SOG || 18:01 TOIPlayer History:Drafted 3rd Round to BUF S56Traded to Minnesota with a second rounder for a first round pickSigned with EDM 4Mx3yrTraded to SEA, Traded to WPG S61Signed with WPG IA Contract

Reincarnated- Class S71

Johnny Shuffleboard || D || Anchorage Armanda || 23S70 || ANC || 3-5-8 || 14 PIM || 36 SOG || 17 GP S71 || ANC || 20-39-59 || 60 PIM || 157 SOG || 22:20 TOIS72 || ANC || 15-30-45 || 30 PIM || 163 SOG || 22:46 TOIS73 || ANC || 17-36-53 || 42 PIM || 190 SOG || 21:51 TOI

Johnny Shuffleboard || D || Philadelphia Forge || 23S74 || PHI || 11-21-32 || 24 PIM || 116 SOG || 16:50 TOIS75 || PHI || 6-24-30 || 44 PIM || 98 SOG || 17:23 TOI------------------------------------------------------------Player History:Drafted 2nd Round to PHI Pick 36

Anyways, season winding down, gotta get that division!

Class S55

Johnny Shuffleboard || D || Vancouver Whalers || 23S53 || VAN|| 0-0-0 || 20 PIM || 6 SOG || 14:45 TOIS54 || VAN|| 4-17-21 || 24 PIM ||76 SOG || 19:57 TOIS55 || VAN|| 4-15-19 || 24 PIM ||74 SOG || 20:54 TOIS56 || VAN|| 9-15-24 || 28 PIM ||144 SOG || 21:07 TOIS57 || VAN|| 15-29-44 || 18 PIM ||152 SOG || 23:05 TOI

Johnny Shuffleboard || D || Winnipeg Aurora || 23S58 || MIN || 3-13-16 || 16 PIM || 102 SOG || 19:05 TOIS59 || EDM || 6-17-23 || 32 PIM || 186 SOG || 19:33 TOIS60 || EDM || 8-20-28 || 24 PIM || 137 SOG || 20:32 TOIS61 || WPG || 6-12-18 || 20 PIM || 93 SOG || 20:33 TOIS62 || WPG || 6-9-15 || 32 PIM || 93 SOG || 23:11 TOIS63 || WPG || 6-17-23 || 30 PIM || 94 SOG || 21:14 TOIS64 || WPG || 10-17-27 || 4 PIM || 121 SOG || 18:01 TOIPlayer History:Drafted 3rd Round to BUF S56Traded to Minnesota with a second rounder for a first round pickSigned with EDM 4Mx3yrTraded to SEA, Traded to WPG S61Signed with WPG IA Contract

Reincarnated- Class S71

Johnny Shuffleboard || D || Anchorage Armanda || 23S70 || ANC || 3-5-8 || 14 PIM || 36 SOG || 17 GP S71 || ANC || 20-39-59 || 60 PIM || 157 SOG || 22:20 TOIS72 || ANC || 15-30-45 || 30 PIM || 163 SOG || 22:46 TOIS73 || ANC || 17-36-53 || 42 PIM || 190 SOG || 21:51 TOI

Johnny Shuffleboard || D || Philadelphia Forge || 23S74 || PHI || 11-21-32 || 24 PIM || 116 SOG || 16:50 TOIS75 || PHI || 6-24-30 || 44 PIM || 98 SOG || 17:23 TOI------------------------------------------------------------Player History:Drafted 2nd Round to PHI Pick 36

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