MattyJ interviewing MattyJ. How I would conduct my interview. GMs feel free to use these questions or use my answers as a reason to draft me .
Written by MattyJ. Inspired by Brayden Point.

Tell me about yourself?
I am a hockey player that plays left wing. I love to win and am excited to do that for any team that drafts me. I am a team player and am committed to whichever team calls my name. Hockey is in my blood and I am ready to ride. I am a tenacious player that can do it all. I can pass, skate, shoot, and defend. I will be a player that nobody wants to go up against. I am excited to get drafted to any team that wants me. Although, it. is my first time in the SMJHL, I know I can grow into one of the best players that has ever hit the ice.

Can you convince me to draft you using only emojis?
 

If you could have any fictional character as your mentor, who would it be and why?
Goldie from the Mighty Ducks. I am not a goalie, but his tenacity and growth in yet is something I strive to achieve. Goldie is a legend in the hockey community. Go Ducks, Quack. He would be an excellent mentor for my rise to success. 
What's your strategy for surviving a zombie apocalypse, and how does it relate to teamwork?
This is easy. First things first, gather up my hockey team and their friends and family. Immediately raid a Walmart or Costco or anything with the whole crew. Gather guns, food, ammo, and anything that can help us. Load up all our cars and drive. Driving straight to the Florida Keys. You know which way the zombies are coming. We are clearing the Keys of any zombies while building up a shelter. Slowly build a functional society in the Keys. Eventually we will create a virtual hockey league so we can all have fun. Teamwork will be involved in all aspects but I will be wearing the C on my chest. The key to a zombie apocalypse is not get emotional. Drop the weak ones. 
What's the most embarrassing song on your playlist that you secretly love?
Anaconda by Nicki Minaj. It's a bop what can I say. It is always on my pregame playlist. Can get all the boys going in the locker room before a big game. My Anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun.
Can you perform a magic trick for us?
No, I am good, thanks.
If aliens visited Earth and you were the first human they met, what would be your introduction?
Sucker punch to the throat. Assert my dominance. I will then be their leader and they will do everything I say. I will teach them how to play hockey so we can run beer league games in my backyard. 
What's your go-to dance move at weddings?
I am a sprinkler guy through and through. It is an iconic move. It is even my goal celebration move. I slide on one knee and hit the sprinkler. It gets the crowd pumped up and ready to run through a wall. On special occasions I will pull out the grocery shopper move, but that is a rarity.

As a SMJHL GM, I have heard that vibes are the key. These questions are pure vibes. Thank you for reading.

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i haven't been a scout for the longest time but usually the questions themselves mean little. what i'm looking for is how you react and how much you put into the answers and how you respond at attempts at banter. vibes is very much what we go for. these are some good questions for opening up their ability to interact. i usually ask about your hobbies and favorite things, i'm sure many people scouted by Carolina will also notice the currently notorious how would you prepare a hotdog question

MattyJ I appreciate the shoutout and enjoyed your post good luck in the draft brother! Hoping we can end up in the same team!!! regardless wish you the best man!

Hockey fan for life. I pack the heat and score the goals!  

Very lovely pose! A hilarious read and I hope to see more from you in the future!